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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICE. S. C.. THURSDAY, JULY 7, 1938
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS *
“—On His Accustomed Rounds”
LOOKW<* FOR i^e
FtostMAM? the
OWE OM NOW
IS vERy Mice/
So ACCOMMODATING^
WELL--I WISH
HE'D HNRRV—
I'M LATE nova/
BUT I HAVE TO
HAVE THAT CHECK-
Q.
ONLY YESTERDAY Hg
BROUGHT ME THAT
CAKE PLATE FROM
/MRS. WAITS' AND
I SENT THE
umbrella back
To ERPMAN'S
he was eoinG-
THAT WAY—
THAT'S FINE —
BUT J WISH HE'D
SHOW UP WITH
THAT LeTTER
WITH THE
CHECK
VeAH— i Got something-
he-re for you-oh yes
—this cook book /
MRS Singe SENT IT
BuT— \ was
EYPEcTinG-
A letter
oh—I DIDNT bring
ANY MAIL—I - DO
THAT on the SECOkID
TRIP - * HAVE Too
MANV errands
To DO THE" FIRST"
Round
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WOMEN!
WILL
WALK
around
A PUDDLC
but the
MAIL
MUST
(so
THROUGH
S’MATTER POP— Let’s See? May Be Better Without Kick
By C. M. PAYNE
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A Problem of Overhead
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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By Ted O’LaagUki
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COME ON OVER, MRS ^
SNOOP—MOICHAEL BE
Bbcadcastin' T'NOIGHT
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TH' SHORT WAVER
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RIGHT
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Don't vez.
RECK* G NILE
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— CAR NUMBUR-R-R. l4 1492-
COLUMBUS AVENOO-IMVISTiGATE
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POLICE
CALLS, STATIC
ISN'T THE
ONLY
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VA GET
On YER
, RADIO
POP— Financial Advice
By J. MILLAR WATT
HE WANTS TEN BUCKS TO-7
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■FLAY THE FART OF THE
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TELL HIM HES ONLY
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© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
THE WORLD AT ITS WORST
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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AFTER A YEAR OF PERFECT
ATTENDANCE AT SCHOOL.YOU BREAK
OUT WITH CHICKFhJ-POX ON THE
First day of vacation
(CoarHeat *r ra. iwn /
WHILE THE WAITER WAITS
The Embarrassed One.—You've
saved my life with the five-spot. I’ll
owe you an eternal debt of grati
tude.
The Generous One.—1 don’t care
how long you owe me your grati
tude, but as to the five simoleons—
that’s another matter.
Repudiated Theory
“So you deny that a chimpanzee
was your ancestor?’’
“So far as I am personally cop*
cerned,’’ answered Senator Sor
ghum, “1 do. No creature that
couldn’t talk could possibly have
been the ancestor of a politician in
my state.”
Trio Cheerio
“Hello! Hello! Hello! This is
Smith, Smith and Smith lawyers.”
“Oh, yes! Good morning, good
morning, good morning.—Boy’s
Life.
Homebody
Newly-Arrived Convict—Lissen,
chum, can’t I open this cell window?
Guard—Naw. That’s barred.
Curse of Progress
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Filet Squares Form
Lovely Table Cloth
Pattern 1726.
Crochet these lacy companion
squares in odd moments—then
combine them into an exquisite
cloth or spread! The rhythmic
design is set off by easy K-stitch.
Pattern 1726 contains charts and
directions for making squares;
materials required; illustrations
of squares and of stitches.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle, Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York.
Please write your name, ad-,
dress and pattern number plainly.
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How Women
in Their 40’s
Can Attract Men
Here's good advice for a woman daring her
change (usually from 88 to 62), who feus
she’ll loee her appeal to men, who worries
about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy spells,
upset nerves and moody spells.
Get more freeh air, 8 nra. sleep and if yon
ivadty to enjor
jittery nerves am'
often accompany ch
WORTH TRYING!
change of life. WELL
Skirt of Leaves
Hawaii’s grass skirt isn’t a
grass skirt. It’s made from the
leaves of the ti (tea) plant.
Black ^
Leaf 40
JUST A
’Cap-Bnuh"Applicator ,
makes "BLACK LEAF 4 “
GO MUCH FARTHCR
DASH IN FEATHERS..
OR SPREAD ON ROOSTS
Faith in Self
Self-trust is the first secret of
success.—Emerson.
ES
are quickly relieved with
Yager’s Liniment. A Doctor
is that he uses it for back
aches, sprains and rheumatic
pains. Buy Yager’s Liniment
today. Let it help you rub aches
and pains away. In use over 50
years. 25c and 50c bottles.
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WORMS quickly removed from
children or adults by using the
famous remedy, Dr. Peery’s
“Dead Shot” Vermifuge. No
castor oil or anything else is
needed after taking “Dead
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gists or Wright’s Pill Co., 100
Gold St., New York, N. Y.
Watch Your
-Kidneys/
Help Them Cleanse the Blood
of Harmful Body Waste
Your kidneys ore constantly Altering
waste matter from the blood etream. But
kidneys sometimes lag in their work—do
not net as Nature intended—fail to re
move Impurities that, if retained, may
K ison the system pnd upset the whom
dy machinery.
Symptoms may be nagsing backache^
persistent headache, attacks of dissinaaa,
getting up nights, swelling, puffinsas
under the eyee—a feeling of nervous
anxiety and loos of pep and strength.
Other signa of kidney or bladder dis
order may be burning, eeanty or too
frequent urination.
There should be no doubt that prompt
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