McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, June 09, 1938, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 1938
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEAPS
By Osborne
You Suae are imHoRested
IM -THAT BOOK— Guess
<5LAD To BE able To STAY
at home Today amd read-
Yeah
INDEED
AS Long- as YOU ARB ABSORBED —
Ytoo DONi'T MIND IP l RUN DOVMN
-TO>HN AND B«JV A COoPtE- Of=^
DRESSES
NO NO,
INDEED &0
Rl GHT AHEAD
Came the Dawn
WHAT Did SHE SAY ?
PRESSES? A CouPLe
OF THEM //
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jN HERE EITHER—
LET'S see^hhre
ELSE POES SHE
swop ?
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^MATTER POP— Wise Guy, Huh?
By C. M. PAYNE
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MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley
Bringing the Mountain to Mohammed
MOW COME VOW PEELERS
PUXVINJ' HERE IMSTEAD
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OKAY—ALL RIGHT—
But this is A
Fine Time of night
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VS|IT' A DAW^*
AT THIS
HOUR
You Don’t Think
I CAME OUT
HERE TO PI-AY,
WITH TH' CUR.// 7
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POP— A Suggestion
By J. MILLAR WATT
NOW, WHAT WAS IT
MUMMY SENT ME OUT
FOR 9
1 KNOW—
— FLY .
PAPERS/
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THE CLOWN
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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UNCLE 660R6E.WHO fOM5H>CR5
HIMSELF A Bit OF A CLOWN,
UNCLE «0«6E MAKES A KJK-
NV RA&Blf OlK OT HIS
HAKO KERCHIEF
UNCLE 6C0R6E POft H6
IN HIS EARS AND W166IES Hl$
FIN6ERS
■ftJRHS AU/W VA4EN UNCLE
CEORBE BE6INS HIS REFER-
tuRE OF COMICAL FACES
UNCLE 6E0R&E F0U6WS HIM
RWIND tf> 5H0W HIM HOW fO
OPEN A WAfcH Br'BlOWiKC oH if
4l)fiKS BACH OH UNCLE EEORCE,
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CtUIEflV, KEEPING a warv
EVE OH UNCLE 6E0P6E
BURST'S INfO SQUEALS OF
JOVOUS merriment' as cat
sValks solemnlV into Room
JUNE BUGG
Mrs. Tellit—Cousin Dorothy, you
know, always wanted to have a lit
tle baby daughter so she could name
her June.
Mrs. Askit—Yes. Did she do it?
Mrs. Tellit—No, the man she mar
ried was named Bugg and it
wouldn’t do, you see.
Willing
He had just stolen a hurried kiss.
“Don’t you know any better than
that?” she demanded indignantly.
“Sure,” he replied, ,“t>ut they take
more time.”
Subtlety
Voice over phone—Pop, guess who
just got kicked out of college.—Los
Angeles Collegian.
REALLY MEAN
Stranger—Can you tell me the
mean temperature of this place?
Native—Sure; it’s so mean that
in the winter the women use ice
cakes as fuel for their cook stoves
and in the summer it is so hot the
drug stores get rich selling boiling
water for cooling drinks.—Path
finder Magazine.
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TOUGH BUNCH
Housekeeper—Well, Mary, what
do you think of the people in our
house?
New Cook—They’re a murdering
lot to be sure! I jes’ heard the mis
sus say they’re goin’ to hang the old
master in the music room as soon as
the boss comes home!
WOODSHED PROGRAM
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Modern Mother—Clarence’s trou
ble is a complex, doctor, I’m sure—
What treatment would you pre
scribe?
Old-Fashioned Doctor—The sole
use of a slipper, madam, I think
would do.
O. K. WITH HIM
“Well, young man, I don’t mind
you calling on my daughter, but re
member I put the lights out at
10:30.”
“Oh, that’s all right, sir! I^von’t
be around till 11 o’clock.”
PROOF ENOUGH
Judge—You say this woman had
an umbrella in her hand and you
thought you were about to be at
tacked?
Defendant—Yes, your honor.
Judge—What did she do to make
you think so?
Defendant—She raised it over her
head.
IN CASE THAT—
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“I suppose you are preparing
yourself to be able to manage your
uncle’s millions when they come te
you?”
“Oh, yes; but I am also preparing
to be a carpenter in case they
don’t.”
HAS JUST THAT
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“Has he the courage of his con.
victions?”
“I should say so. He doesn’t care
how much his neighbors laugh at
him; he digs in the garden just the
■Jama.”