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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MAY 26, 1938
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborn*
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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SMART BUSINESS
“Shine your shoes, Mister?’*
“No time, Sonny.’’
“Well, to start the day right I’ll
do one for nothing.’’
“All right, go ahead.”
“There, how does she look, boss?”
“Fine.”
“Well, for ten cents I’ll do both.”
Too Risky
“Listen, I wouldn’t cash a check
for my own brother.”
“Well, of course, you know your
family better than I do.”
He Is
Cohen—Dot’s a fine new baby I’ve
got at my house.
Levy—Is he?
Cohen—No, Ikey.
NO CUSTOMERS
Teacher Tourist—This seems to be
a very dangerous precipice. It’s a
wonder they don’t post a warning.
Native—Yes, it is dangerous, but
they kept a warning sign up for two
years and no one fell over, so it
was taken down.—Illinois Guards
man.
SAY “YES” OR “NO”
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“Judge, ain’t you a married
man?”
“What has that to do with the
charge of gambling laid against
you if I am?”
“Well then that makes you jusd
as much a gambler as me.”
USES SOFT PEDAL
Mrs. Chatter—Yes, I’m plain and
outspoken. I say only what I think.
Her Husband—Gee! What a busy
little thinker you must be!
ON WAITING LIST
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“Now, there’s Beth, she’s been
married and divorced twice.”
“Yes, and it looks like Frank Is
a likely suitor for her third ven
ture.”
“No, not Frank. She told me her
self that it’s Bill’s turn next.”
NO TAX
Dan—Won’t you trust me with
your happiness?
Sue—Only if a substantial deposit
is made.
PROSPECTING
Hubby—Now, if you’ll just bs
nice about my going out this eve
ning, dear. I’ll give you half of aH
I win.
Wifie—That won’t do. Say, “or
half as much as I lose,” and yon
may go. ~ $
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“What’s the matter with Banks?
Looks smaller since he married, not
so tall.”
“Settled down, I suppose.”
CERTAINLY NOT
5—T
“Not many women marry aftef
they’re twenty-five.”
“Well, you know very few of them
live to reach that age.”