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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C-. THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 1938
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That .Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
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By J. MILLAR WATT
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PLEASING THE CUSTOMER
Patient—What! Three dollars to
pull this tooth? Three dollars for
three seconds’ work?
Dentist—No, not necessarily. If
you’d rather, I can worry it for
half an hour and then pull it out by
slow motion. Just as you say.—
Farm Journal.
Sad Error
Frantically the young bride tele
phoned her husband at his office.
“Oh, John,’’ she sobbed, “please
hurry home. I got the electric wires
mixed up, the radio is all covered
with white frost and the refrigerator
is playing ‘Home, Sweet Home’ and
I don’t know what to do.’’
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Mental Management
“A great deal depends on know
ing when to speak your mind.”
“Yes,” replied Senator Sorghum,
“and still more on knowing when to
change it.”
A Change for the Worse
Bob—See any change in me?
Johnny—No, why?
Bob—I just swallowed 15 cents.
The Curse of Progress
.JUST WAIT
TILL X TELL.
VOUR BOV-FRIEND
ALL ABOUT YOU —
HOW LAZV AND
extravagant vou are:
AND THAT AIN'T
ALL—
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A Seamless Knit
on Round Needle
All eyes on this knitted two-
piecer! So Summery, in white or
pastels, it’s done mainly in stock
inette stitch, with a lace stitch de
fining its “sunburst” yoke. Use a
round needle and there’ll be nary
a seam to sew or show. You’ll
love it in either nubby cotton yarn,
Pattern 5601.
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a combination of wool and rayon,
or in Shetland floss. And of course
you’ll want to wear it both \v th
and without its matching sk -t!
In pattern 5601 you will find in
structions for making the blouse
and skirt in sizes 16-18 and 38-10;
an illustration of the blouse and of
all stitches used; material re
quirements.
To obtain this pattern send 15
cents in stamps or coins (corns
preferred) to The Sewing Circle
Household Arts Dept., 259 W. 14th
Street, New York.
Please write your name, ad
dress and pattern number plainly.
Sambo Became Sure
•Debt Was Outlawed
Sambo got a job as a bill collec
tor for a restaurant. By his vio
lent attitude, he forced five timid
patrons to pay their debts. Then
one day his boss noticed a big
colored chap across the street
who owed him money.
Sambo raced over and grabbed
the other man’s arm, demanding
why the money hadn’t been paid.
“ ’Cause,” replied the man
harshly, “Ah been in jail fo’ a
murder Ah committed. Now, whut
was you stoppin’ me fo’?”
Sambo gulped. He wet his lips.
“De reason Ah stopped you,”
he returned nervously, “was jes’
to tell you not to worry about pay
in’ dat money.”
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What a difference good bowel
habits can make! To keep food .
wastes soft and moving, many
doctors recommend Nujol,
INSIST* ON GENUINE NUJOL
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Faithfulness Is Great
Little things are little things,
but faithfulness in little things is
sometimes great.—St. Augustine.
Don’t Neglect
Your Child’s Odd
Don’t let chest colds or croupy
coughs go untreated. Rub Children's
Musterole on child’s throat and chest
at once. This milder form of regular
Musterole penetrates, warms, and
stimulates local circulation. Floods
the bronchial tubes with its soothing,
relieving vapors. Musterole brings re
lief naturally because it’s a u count9r-
Irritant”—N OT j ust a salve. Recom
mended by many doctors and nurses.
Three strengths: Regular, Children’s
(mild), and Extra Strong.
The crying of children is some
times an indication of WORMS
in the system. The cheapest
and quickest medicine for rid
ding children or adults of these
parasites is Dr. Peery’s “Dead
Shot” Vermifuge. 50c a bottle
at druggists or Wright’s Pill
Co.,100GoldSt.,NewYork,N.Y.
WNU—7
13—38
SMALL SIZE
60c
LARGE SIZE
$1.20
Brings Blessed Relief
from aches and sshis of
Try a bottl.
T all good drug stores
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