McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, January 13, 1938, Image 7

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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, JANUARY 13, 1938 THE FEATHERHEADS Latent Lunch EXCUSE ME FOR MOT KNjocKiisi<s y But i think I LEFT MV (SLOVES HERE-OH, VOU'RE | Just csoincs t 0 EAT/, compan/ is \nhat you DotfT LIKE* WMEKJ VOU GbT A CROWP OF WHlCM DELAY By GLUYAS WILUAMS H0R5 APOUMD N A DlfrtfR OT nofeMEltf A^kiMfe if -Time lb HAVE fME msiHTS 60ES OOf BiK P0E5«'f PARE 6Ef OOfOE 5>6Hf CF FROWt POOR !5f0lPfnw6S AREUT REATVVEf, jjJSf fAVE A BOOK W0MPEP6 HOW ArJV0>lF CANPOffriEW Mit<DOfl a boo« on a oav nia fHIS abanpohs book is foip fO 60 OOf AHD fAKE A NICE WALK UHfil E</ERKfH/K6 16 REAPV IN fHRfE MlHOfES &0P$fS IN fO HOOSt AUN1 f&lES fO mM HIM BV fAWlKfe HIM m LAP fO fru him a sfpRf tCopyri^nf. by Tb« B«ll Syndicato, lac.) IS OHfHE POlHf OF BORSlWG WlfN £Urf£- MENf WHEN SlfcNAU FINALLY COMES fHAf ALL IS READY CREDIT Beggar—Will you let me have a dime, mister? Sailor—1 haven’t any change on me, but I’ll give it to you when I come back this way. Beggar—Well, all right, but you’d be surprised at the money I lose giving credit this way.—Bee Hive. Tough All Around “Waiter, call the manager. Hon estly, I’ve never seen anything as tough as this steak.” “Well, you will sir, if I call the manager.”—Tit-Bits Magazine. Oop! “Let me off at the next stop, con ductor, I thought this was a lunch- wagon.”—Boys’ Life. SPELLING IT The popular film star was always trying out her French on table com- panions, so it happened that when a certain gallant asked her if she’d have sugar, she said, “Oui.” “What do you mean by *we’?” asked the gallant. “O, u and I,” said the actress. 4 o' Irium Contained in BOTH Pepsodent Powder and Pepsodent Tooth Paste • Thanks to “Th® Miracle of Irium”, Pepsodent smiles reveal teeth that glisten and gleam with all their glorious natural radiancel Use this modernized dentifrice twice a day — and you’ll quickly appreci ate why Pepsodent Paste and Powder containing Irium have captured America I And Pepsodent containing Irium is Safe! Contains NO BLEACH, NO GRIT, NO PUMICE. It reveals natural, pearly brilliance in record time . . . leaves your mouth refreshed, tingling clean! PLAYING THE GAMS Miss Pry—You're showing a lot of interest in Mr. Goldbrick. Ob ject matrimony? Miss Chance—Primarily, yes. Tha ultimate objective is alimony. THEN, AND NOW Professor—What was the earliest known beast of burden? Sophomore—Man. SIMPLE ENOUGH “1 can tell a horse’s age by hia teeth.” “And I can tell a cow’s age by mine.” “Impossible! How can you tell?” “By eating a bit of the steak.” * OPPOSITION Skunk—Gosh, what a horrible odof some cars throw out I They should be kept off the highways. SOME ARE HALFBACKS “I suppose every profession has its drawbacks.” “Yes, and the drawbacks of the poor writer are the comebacks.” WON HIS DEGREE “You say you were once connect ed with a college? .Were you a tutor?” “Yes, sir, 1 tooted de boiler whis tle when de football team won.” AND HE BOWS LOW “Politest fellow I’ve ever seen.” “Yes; he even bows to the inevit able, I’ve heard.” * ADVANCE THOUGHT Friend—YouTe letting that baby walk over you all the time. Proud Father—How can he? Tha jhild is only beginning to crawl.