McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, December 23, 1937, Image 7
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
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/ Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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By Osborne
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STOP THAT LEAK A CAREFUL—
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AMY MINUTE—
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SET
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THE FLOOR IS FROZEN!
| WON'T NEED THESE
Boots—where's the
OLD SPIKED SHOES
op mine:
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By C. M. PAYNE
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MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
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© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
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POP— With Mint Sauce
By J. MILLAR WATT
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Welcome 1938!
MOW LfT*
SEE WMAT
RESOLUTIONS
CAN X HAKE
FOR vou
THIS
VtAR— ( (?
WELL. SON-
RECKON I LL BE ON
MV WAV—THIS OLE
WORLD'S TIRED O'
SEE ID' HE—POLKS
ARE WONDERIN'
WM«T VOU'RE
GONNA BRING
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His First and Last
They sat at the table, he and
she, and gazed into each other’s
eyes, while he mechanically con
sumed the food which was set in
front of him.
She—Ah, I’m glad you like it.
Mother says there are only two
things I can make properly—potato
salad and marmalade tart.
He—Indeed? And which is this?
Father Knows
Little Billy, aged four, was being
shown the shape of the earth on a
globe atlas by his mother. After
pointing to all the countries with
their peculiar shapes, she asked:
“Now, Billy, what shape is the
world?”
Billy, looking very wise and happy,
beamed on her with: “It’s in a ter
rible shape. Daddy says.”
His Super Good Deed
Scoutmaster—What is your good
deed for today?
Scout—Mother had only one dose
of castor oil left, so I let my brother
have it.—Tit-Bits Magazine.
BED TOYS
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
WAKES UP W CHIU 6PAV
DAWM. REMEMBERS
PAREMS’ORDERS lb
OEf A 'foV AKD PlAY Wlfrt
if IK BED 1b KEEP WARM
PAPERS OVER fO 1by
CUPBOARD
APfER LONS DEDBERA- DECIDES HE COUID HAVE
•fiON, SELECTS HIS HORSE MADE A BEffER CHOICE
AND 6EfS BACK mib BED
fms Time Takes Pic-
TORE BOOK BACK <0
BID
DECIDES TO BE ON SATE
SIDE AND HAVE AIL HIS
Toys in bed, which re
quired TOUR TRIPS
(?,
HAS To SPEND MOST
or his Time picking
Toys op asiHeY
DROP OFT BED
(Copyright. 193?. by The BtU Syndicate, Inc.)
ASSURES PARENTS, AS
THEY COME IN, THAT HE
DID WHAT THEY TOLD
HIM, AND HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHY HE'S COLD
BULBS
Grow Bulbs for profit. Easily grown. Cul
tural directions. Blossom and bulb market
ing service. Bob’s Gardens, Orlando, Fla,
Initials on Linens
Stamp You as Chic
It’s smart to “be personal”
when marking linens, for towels,
pillow slips, sheets and even per
sonal “dainties” make known
your ownership when embroidered
with your very own initials. These
are quickly worked in single stitch
>••••«
••••••
Pattern 1553.
and French knots, either in a com
bination of colors or the same col
or throughout. Pattern 1553 con
tains a transfer pattern of an al
phabet 2% inches high, two W\
inches high and one % inch high;
information for placing initials
and monograms; illustrations of
all stitches used.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle, Needle-
craft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New
York, N. Y.
Please write your name, ad
dress and pattern number plainly.
this
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Backward
A high school girl, seated next
to a famous astronomer at a din
ner party, struck up a conversa
tion with him by asking, “What do
you do in life.”
He replied, “I study astron
omy.”
“Dear me,” said the girl, “I fin
ished astronomy last year.”
Eye slowness of blondes makes
them less safe as drivers, is an
optometrist’s warning, but most
men will just wink at it.
No Bearing
Magistrate (a non-motorist*)—
The officer has stated that you
used bad language when you were
stopped.
Motorist—Well, you see, I was
in a tantrum at the time.
Magistrate—The make of your
car doesn’t interest me in the
least.
In Figures
Mother-in-law—Why don’t you
and Nellie stop scrapping? A man
and his wife should be as one.
Hankins—But we really are 10.
Mother-in-law—How’,s that?
Hankins—Well, in Nellie’s mind
she’s the one and I’m the naught.
HELP KIDNEYS
To Get Rid of Acid
end Poisonous Waste
Your kidneys help to keep you-wdl
by constantly filtering waste matter
from the blood. If your kidneys get
functionally disordered and fail to
remove excess impurities, there may be
K i son in it of the whole system and
dy-wide distress.
Burning, scanty or too frequent uri
nation may be a warning of some kidney
or bladder disturbance.
You may suffer nagging backache,
tacks of dizziness.
persistent headache, attack
getting up nights, swelling, puffiness
under the eyes—feel weak, nervous,- all
played eat-
in such cases it is better to rely on a
medicine that has won country-wide
acclaim than on something leas favor
ably known. Use Doan’a Pills. A multi
tude of grateful .people recommend
Doan't. Ask your ueighborl
Doans Pills
WNU—7
51—37
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