McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, December 16, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1937
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THE FEATHERHEADS
By Otbome
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POP— Pop Knows the Gossipers Have Been at It Again
By J. MILLAR WATT
YOU IW FIVE DOLLARS
DOWN AND NOTHING
FOR THE NEXT
SIX MONTHS —
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TELLING YOU
ABOUT ME?
I Bell Syndicate.—WSU Service.
The Curse of Progress
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Crafty
Earth flew in all directions as the
crimson-faced would-be golfer at
tempted to strike the ball. “My
word,” he blurted out to his caddie,
“the worms will think there’s an
earthquake.”
“I don’t know,” replied the caddie,
“the worms ’round here are crafty
I’ll bet most of them are hiding un
derneath the ball for safety.”—
Pearson’s Weekly.
That’ll Stop Him
He—You know last year the doc
tor told me that if I didn’t stop
smoking I’d become feeble-minded
Girl—Why didn’t you stop?
No Scarem
Dick—I understand the sultan’s
son is inclined to be a little—er—
Doc—Harum-scarum?*
Dick—Oh. no. he’s used to them.
More Ways Than One
Neighbor—Is your husband a
good driver?
Woman—Yes, he just simply
drives me crazy.
LUNG POWER
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
(Copyright, by Th« Boll Syndlcatt, Inc.
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Make This Cloth
There’s magic in this two col
ored crocheted square—when it’s
joined into a cloth or spread, it
looks like two medallions! Begin
right away on the first 8 inch
square. Its “repeats” will follow
in quick succession for it is sim
ple to do in economical string and
makes delightful pick-up work.
You may use the same color
throughout, if you prefer. Pat
tern 1570 contains chart and di
rections for making the square;
material requirements; illustra
tions of the square and of all
stitches used; a photograph of the
square; color suggestions.
Send 15 cents in stamps or corns
(coins preferred) for this pattern
to-The Sewing Circle, Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York.
Uncle Phil
J?cju6:
See What It Led To
Adam and Eve had but one fault
—curiosity; a small one to lose
Eden for.
A statistician in listing the com
mon causes of fatigue in men,
overlooked a waistline of 46
inches.
The “man of few words” doesn’t
realize how tiresome they be
come.
There are some admirable peo
ple who never let it be known-that
they, are unhappy because they
are too proud to.
Alone They're Insufficient
Memories are all right to live
on provided you have something
else.
A sharp tongue has a bitter
mind behind it. ’
Never bestow real criticism of
the faults of your friends when
they ask it. Sidestep it, somehow.
In youth, we follow the fads for
the fun of being in the crowd; but
they really take no hold on any
one.
A Yew men in the audience who
laugh uproariously in the right
place are a great asset to the
speaker.
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