McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, November 18, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1937
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The Curse of Progress
THIS S-SMOKIVJG SEEMED
SO SIMPLE WMEK1 THAT
GIRL IN THE M-MOVIES ,
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He Needn’t Worry
The conceited young man had
been in hospital for some time, and
had been extremely well looked
after by the pretty nurse.
“Nurse,” said the patient one
morning, “I’m in love with you. I
don’t want to get well.”
“Don’t worry,” replied the nurse
cheerfully, “you won’t. The doctor’s
in love with me too, and he saw you
kissing me this morning.”—Answers
Magazine.
Poor Pickings.
A country school teacher came into
the bank to cash her monthly salary
check. The cashier apologized for
giving her dirty bills, saying he had
forgotten school teachers were
afraid of germs.
“Oh, that’s all right,” she said a
little sadly, “no germ could live on
my salary.”—The Laughter Library
Like Adam
“Did he take his misfortunes like
a man?”
"Precisely. He laid the blame on
his wife.”—Toronto Globe.
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Three Kings In a Year
In 1936 England had three kings,
George V, Edward VIII and
George VI. England has had three
sovereigns during two other calen
dar years. In 1483 King Edward
IV died and his son Edward V
was murdered by his uncle Rich
ard III. In 1553 Edward VI died
and his cousin Jane was allowed
to reign only a few days. She was
imprisoned by the supporters of
Edward’s sister, Queen Mary I,
and beheaded the next year.
N
IM FEELING
FINE THIS
MORN IN6
-FREE FROM
THAT THROBBING
HEADACHE
AND READY FOR
A GOOD DAY’S
WORK.
AH people who suffer occasionally
from headaches ought to know
this way to quick relief.
At the first sign of such pain,
take two Bayer Aspirin tablets
with a half glass of water. Some
times if the pain is more severe, a
second dose is necessary later, ac
cording to directions.
If headaches keep coming back
we advise you to see your own
physician. He will look for the
cause in order to correct it.
The price now is only 15/ for
twelve tablets or two full dozen
for 25 cents — virtually, only a
cent apiece.
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|FOR 12
TABLETS
virtually 1 cent a tablet
In Our Need
Just to realize that there are
friends in the world who care is a
great help.—Sir Wilfred Grenfell.
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MOROLINE
WORLD'S
LARGEST
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SMOW-Wff/r£ PETROLEUM JELLY
Plenty and Want
If there is too much rice in the
kitchen, there are starving people
on the road.—Mencius.
Give some thought
to the Laxative you take
Constipation is not to be trifled
with. When you need a laxative,
you need a good one.
Black-Draught is purely vegeta
ble, reliable. It does not upset the
stomach but acts on the lower bowel,
relieving constipation.
When you need a laxative take
purely vegetable
BLACK-DRAUGHT
A GOOD LAXATIVE
Brevity
Brevity is very good, when we
are, or are not understood.—But
ler.
SAY'luden'S
BECAUSE BUILDING UP TOUR
ALKALINE
RESERVE
helps you to resist colds
LUDEN'S
Menthol Congh Drops 5^
Sentinels
of Health
Don’t Neglect Them 1
Nature designed the kidneys to do E
marvelous job. Their task is to keep the
flowing blood stream free of an excess of
toxic impurities. The act of living—fi/e
iitelf—is constantly producing waste
matter the kidnevs must remove from
the blood if good health is to endure.
When tbs kidneys fail to function as
Nature intended, there is retention of
waste that may cause body-wide dis
tress. One may suffer nagging backache^
persistent headache, attacks of dizziness,
getting up nights, swelling, puffiness
under the eyes—feet tired, nervoua, ail
worn out.
Frequent, scanty or burning passages
may be further evidence of kidney or
bladder disturbance.
The recognized and propcg treatment
is a diuretic medicine to help the kidneys
f et rid of excess poisonous body waste.
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than forty vesra'of public approval. Are
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