McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, November 04, 1937, Image 7
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IcCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1937
for the Whole Family
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Re Dress
mo—The txjlor
DIDMT SEnJD
that suit
back—l
mhakt To
Tell you—
vou MEANT, HUH z
WELL, I MEAN Vo
Tell MaU—whem i
SAV I WANT A SUIT
/cleaned, I donT WANT
' ll CLEAN forgotten/
BUT, I CALLED
HIM UP AND
HE SAID HE |
couldnt po,
IT UNTIL ‘
TOMORROW
TOU LET HIM
<sfeT AWAV WITH
THAT— you KNEW
l WANTED To /
WEAR IT TODAY/
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VOU-UH-UH-
WEAR THE
OTHER
ONE?
PONT START
BLUBBERING-/
THIS SUIT
ISN'T FIT FOR.
ANOTHER DAYS
WEAR/
I don’t know .
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THE MATTER. WiTH
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more of Tour,
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PLACES I
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YOU 7
USUALLY
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MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley
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That’s What We’d Like to Know, Too
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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The Finger
SLIP OUTA YOUR umiform,
FINN6YAND <5ET in the
Lineup—that
holdup victim
is COMINCS- in
To IDENTIFY
,THB MUG-
we caught—
Vis;
SOR
THATJS him okJ
The end - the
OTHER TWO
ARE vagrants—
HDU AND WEBER
Will. Fill out
the line—
SHURE AN
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MAKE
SHURE
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PICK'S OUT
TH* ACCUSED
POP— Why Waste It?
By J. MILLAR WATT
IF THERMS
ANOTHER
WAR
—AND WE’RE INVADED,
WE’LL USE GAS/ '
/
Yes’
but why don't
YOU WAIT FOR
THE NEXT
WAR ?
© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
The Curse of Progress
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MOTHER INFORMS ME
THAT SUE FOUND TVU3
LIP-SmCK AMD ROUGE
LVIKK3 OM VOOR DRESSER--
WHAT HAVE VOU TO
GAV FOR VOURSELF// rtvttX*
Joint Expedition.
A burglar, who had entered a
poor minister’s house at midnight,
was disturbed by the awakening oS
the occupant of the room he was in.
Drawing his weapon, he said:
“If you stir, you are a dead man.
I’m hunting for your money.”
“Let me get up and strike a light,”
said the minister, “and I’ll hunt with
you.”—The Sentinel.
History's Repetition
“What we want to do,” said the
excitable man with bristly hair, “is
to take all the money from the rich
and give it to the poor.”
“Grand idea!” answered Senator
Sorghum, “but how are you going to
keep the same people from getting
the money away from the poor,
same as they did in the first place?”
Not Saying
“Is it true, mither, that we sprung
frae monkeys?”
“I dinna ken, laddie. I wisna very
well acquent wi’ ycr father’s folk.”
—Exchange.
WRAPPER FOR WARMTH
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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WAKtS OP AND RFACHIS To*
wrapper Which mother has
<0UD HIM fo PW ON When WAV
ING IN 8EP IN -fHE M0RNIN6
SPENDS TEN MINUTES SDPMfc
ODE ARM-HOLES, 1RVIN6 fo
FIND HiS WAV IN
stands up To iT and avteil
considerable time lets
one arm started in
discovers Thm his woollV
DOS HAS TAlLEN OOt 0T BED IN
tUE NI6HT AND RETRIEVES HIM
ClUttHES D06, BOUNCES Ut* AND
DOWN AND TWENTV MINUTES
LATER SETS WRAPPER TlNAtlV ON
begins active pi av, wrapper
NOT COVERING MUCH OF HIM
EXCEPT HiS ARMS
TCwrlfM. I»1». k, Th. »»ll lyndicl*. tac.)
Smiles
Let’s Have the Truth
A slow-witted justice of peac©
recalled a witness.
“My man,” he said, sternly,
“you may find yourself commit
ted for perjury. You told the court
just now you had only one brother,
but your sister has sworn she has
two.”
Must Have Been
Playfoot—Thinking of me, Dear-
est? j
Sally—Was I laughing? I’m so
sorry. j
CALLING ME
“What’s brought you to the mu-
sicale tonight?”
“Miss Highnote’s voice.”
“I’ve heard it has fetching qual
ities.” !
Enthusiasm
“Was my father very violent
when you asked if you could mar-|
ry me?” . !
“Was he! He nearly wrung my:
hand off!” J
Storm Brewing
“When we’re married, darling,,
all will be sunshine. The darkj
clouds will roll by, the blue
skies—” , |
“Oh, don’t make a weather fore-:
cast of it, Harold!”
I WAS NEVER SO
EMBARRASSED
-FOR I KNEW THAT
ACID-INDIGESTION
WAS DISTRESSING TO
M£ AND OFFENSIVE
TO OTHERS
BUT NOW-\ just
ALKALIZE
THE EASY
\?HILUPS l
WAY
The quick way to alkalize is this:
Take two teaspoons of Phillips*
Milk of Magnesia 30 minutes after
eating and drinking. Or, when
among others — take two Phillips*
Tablets that come in a small flat
tin you carry in purse or vest
pocket. — You do it unnoticed.
Relief is almost immediate.
“Gas,” nausea, acid breath and
other offensive symptoms leave.—
That “stuffed” feeling and pains
from “acid indigestion” cease to
annoy. You feel great.
, This is the way, we believe,
more doctors use than any other
when alkalizing upset stomach.
The Unattained
Success is counted sweetest by
those who ne’er succeed.—Dickin
son.
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