McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, November 04, 1937, Image 7

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A IcCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1937 for the Whole Family THE FEATHERHEADS .*L Re Dress mo—The txjlor DIDMT SEnJD that suit back—l mhakt To Tell you— vou MEANT, HUH z WELL, I MEAN Vo Tell MaU—whem i SAV I WANT A SUIT /cleaned, I donT WANT ' ll CLEAN forgotten/ BUT, I CALLED HIM UP AND HE SAID HE | couldnt po, IT UNTIL ‘ TOMORROW TOU LET HIM <sfeT AWAV WITH THAT— you KNEW l WANTED To / WEAR IT TODAY/ ) can't—cant VOU-UH-UH- WEAR THE OTHER ONE? PONT START BLUBBERING-/ THIS SUIT ISN'T FIT FOR. ANOTHER DAYS WEAR/ I don’t know . y/HATS - UH -(SNIFF-) THE MATTER. WiTH Vou -(snifM You 5eem to Think more of Tour, clotwes Than a ToU DO WELLy THERE S LOTS OP PLACES I CAN WITHOUT VOU/ i WHEN VoU GET A SUIT CLEANED YOU 7 USUALLY haye pay spot CASH S , MATTER POP—We Got Knocked Out Tlys Way in the Subway Once By C. M. PAYNE rp^-p, VA- VeA-H, AA12MC rWll-L MAK1E.!yCa T5RAVE. , • - - . tz^ -y EAT A. /CAMT COLTPLE. MOTSE-^/f V/t^AT KInDaTBRAVE ‘ : Tbo3> Tve. ' EATIH _ ^ • v5?o © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley 7^ A NJE.AA TRAGIC ACOOGNJT A'J^OOT OQOUGMT A EMD OR COMETUIKJG OTHER TO OKIE OP r nwo promhsjekjt t 0© That’s What We’d Like to Know, Too .WMCKl TUB SC^NJ or OME ^udoemlw exPLooeo AlOD PRACnCALLV kCKJOCKEO THE TAR OUT or TME ViCevE^SA. 1 4 lACCORDltslG TO A EXCUUSIVC iisjtervievw GRAioreo -rue BUGLE. e*V THE TtOO PRIWORALS, IT SEEMS TWE GENJTS VUERE RABOrr MUNJTINJG Nioen-I OF FLAPJACK FLATS UJMEM SUODEMLV THE GUN MELD CYIEB BOGGS EXPLODED SEMOlMG A bullet straight FDR. K1S partner. f m .LUOOLV FOR ZEB tUWO WOULD WAVE CnUERVAJISE BEEM INJ A RKSMT CON SIDERABLE MESS,THE STRUCK. MULEVS HEAD AND U/ENT CAREENING, INTO SPACE. m ii * jtllfc* ft’onvrlKht. Irr S. L. Huntley. Trade Marie Retr. V, R. Pat. Office) FINNEY OF THE FORCE \ The Finger SLIP OUTA YOUR umiform, FINN6YAND <5ET in the Lineup—that holdup victim is COMINCS- in To IDENTIFY ,THB MUG- we caught— Vis; SOR THATJS him okJ The end - the OTHER TWO ARE vagrants— HDU AND WEBER Will. Fill out the line— SHURE AN YE2 60TTA MAKE SHURE TH' eYEDiNTiP(A7<0H WILL SHTiCK J! tyooLojy/ftt pNNe/ Jtyi— a Accuser COMEjTo Th FoiNT WH<N HF PICK'S OUT TH* ACCUSED POP— Why Waste It? By J. MILLAR WATT IF THERMS ANOTHER WAR —AND WE’RE INVADED, WE’LL USE GAS/ ' / Yes’ but why don't YOU WAIT FOR THE NEXT WAR ? © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. The Curse of Progress i. 11 * r. r>Vd“.%V>,--%W-WaVeW- # « - l ^ — mr VOULKa LADV. VOOR MOTHER INFORMS ME THAT SUE FOUND TVU3 LIP-SmCK AMD ROUGE LVIKK3 OM VOOR DRESSER-- WHAT HAVE VOU TO GAV FOR VOURSELF// rtvttX* Joint Expedition. A burglar, who had entered a poor minister’s house at midnight, was disturbed by the awakening oS the occupant of the room he was in. Drawing his weapon, he said: “If you stir, you are a dead man. I’m hunting for your money.” “Let me get up and strike a light,” said the minister, “and I’ll hunt with you.”—The Sentinel. History's Repetition “What we want to do,” said the excitable man with bristly hair, “is to take all the money from the rich and give it to the poor.” “Grand idea!” answered Senator Sorghum, “but how are you going to keep the same people from getting the money away from the poor, same as they did in the first place?” Not Saying “Is it true, mither, that we sprung frae monkeys?” “I dinna ken, laddie. I wisna very well acquent wi’ ycr father’s folk.” —Exchange. WRAPPER FOR WARMTH By GLUYAS WILLIAMS y« WAKtS OP AND RFACHIS To* wrapper Which mother has <0UD HIM fo PW ON When WAV ING IN 8EP IN -fHE M0RNIN6 SPENDS TEN MINUTES SDPMfc ODE ARM-HOLES, 1RVIN6 fo FIND HiS WAV IN stands up To iT and avteil considerable time lets one arm started in discovers Thm his woollV DOS HAS TAlLEN OOt 0T BED IN tUE NI6HT AND RETRIEVES HIM ClUttHES D06, BOUNCES Ut* AND DOWN AND TWENTV MINUTES LATER SETS WRAPPER TlNAtlV ON begins active pi av, wrapper NOT COVERING MUCH OF HIM EXCEPT HiS ARMS TCwrlfM. I»1». k, Th. »»ll lyndicl*. tac.) Smiles Let’s Have the Truth A slow-witted justice of peac© recalled a witness. “My man,” he said, sternly, “you may find yourself commit ted for perjury. You told the court just now you had only one brother, but your sister has sworn she has two.” Must Have Been Playfoot—Thinking of me, Dear- est? j Sally—Was I laughing? I’m so sorry. j CALLING ME “What’s brought you to the mu- sicale tonight?” “Miss Highnote’s voice.” “I’ve heard it has fetching qual ities.” ! Enthusiasm “Was my father very violent when you asked if you could mar-| ry me?” . ! “Was he! He nearly wrung my: hand off!” J Storm Brewing “When we’re married, darling,, all will be sunshine. The darkj clouds will roll by, the blue skies—” , | “Oh, don’t make a weather fore-: cast of it, Harold!” I WAS NEVER SO EMBARRASSED -FOR I KNEW THAT ACID-INDIGESTION WAS DISTRESSING TO M£ AND OFFENSIVE TO OTHERS BUT NOW-\ just ALKALIZE THE EASY \?HILUPS l WAY The quick way to alkalize is this: Take two teaspoons of Phillips* Milk of Magnesia 30 minutes after eating and drinking. Or, when among others — take two Phillips* Tablets that come in a small flat tin you carry in purse or vest pocket. — You do it unnoticed. Relief is almost immediate. “Gas,” nausea, acid breath and other offensive symptoms leave.— That “stuffed” feeling and pains from “acid indigestion” cease to annoy. You feel great. , This is the way, we believe, more doctors use than any other when alkalizing upset stomach. The Unattained Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.—Dickin son. .*! WORLD'S LARGEST ir'sTttten-1 M0R0LINE «s* SNOY/-WH/TE PETROLEUM JELLY CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT TOMATO SEEDS 1 Diener’s Guaranteed Marglebe Tomate Seed $4 pound postpaid. WiU send C. O. D. DIENER’S SEED FARM, Sullivan, Ul. SMALL 60c LARGE SIZE $1.20 Brings Blessed from achos and paint of RHEUMATISM N S!?I!L ,,- J. U !S1¥ 0 ifjr A » « Somy Wffmo a . AT ALL GOOD DRUG STORES