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F OR months you will be hear
ing about the great success
of the film “Stage Door,” partly
because it is such an entertain
ing picture, but more because it
is proving a turning point in the
careers of the many young
actresses who appear in it.
Katherine Hepburn, so long totter
ing on the brink of whimsy and ob
livion, returns to the
early forthright
manner of her great
success, “Morning
Glory” and really
tugs at your heart
strings. Ginger Rog
ers proves to be a
fine dramatic ac
tress. Andrea Leeds
and Lucille Ball
make dramatic bits
stand out so effec-
Katherine tively that they have
Hepburn already been re
warded with leading
roles. Constance Collier, for many
years a great idol of the London and
New York stage, proves that she
can be equally effective in motion
pictures.
Jack Benny has every reason to
be proud of his wife’s motion-pic
ture debut. In Paramount’s “This
Way Please,” Mary Livingstone
tosses nonsensical lines about as
deftly as she does on the nation’s
favorite air program. This picture
also serves as the film debut of Fib
ber McGee and Molly, those pleas
ant homey folks of the radio, and
brings back Buddy Rogers. He isn’t
as young and exuberant as he used
to be, but he can still lead a band.
Crowded as the picture is with big-
time favorites, two youngsters man
age to walk off with a large share of
the honors. Betty Grable is a little
bombshell of vivacious beauty and
Rufe Davis proves to be the most
hilariously-entertaining of all hill
billies with an imitation of a mafl
sicking his hound dogs on a pig in
a potato patch.
Decision on putting little Leatrlce
Joy Gilbert, daughter of the late
John Gilbert, in the leading role of
“National Velvet” is still in abey
ance, but she is assured a future
in films. She will make her debut
in “Benefits Forgot,” an ambitions
production in which Walter Hnston
will play the lead at Metro-Goldwyn-
Mayer.
—■¥—
With Ruth Mix, daughter of Tom
Mix, starting on the first of four
cowgirl pictures she will make for
Grand National, this young com
pany is assured more Westerns for
release during the coming year than
any other company. Tex Ritter is
making eight musical Westerns for
them, and Ken Maynard is coming
back from his tour with the Cole
Brothers circus to nfiake eight dra
matic Westerns for them.
Frances Dee retired from the
screen long enough to have two
babies and bring them up to the tod
dling age and when she returned
to play in “Souls at Sea” she was
not at all sure that she wanted to
go on with her career. Now, how
ever, she finds that working doesn’t
keep her away from her babies
very much and she enjoys being
able to swap professional studio talk
wiih her husband, Joel McCrea.
Paramount is equally enthusiastic
over her return and will put her in
the lead of “Dream of Love.”
Ernst Lubitsch, Gary Cooper and
Claudette Colbert have all been
marking time while
Paramount officials
searched for just the
right actor to play
a very important
role in “Bluebeard’s
Eighth Wife.” They
were getting dis
couraged, when they
happened to go to a
party where “The
Prisoner of Zenda”
was shown, and as
soon as they saw
David Niven they
chorused “That’s our man.” Luck
ily, he was just on his way back
from England, and Sam Goldwyn to
whom he is under contract had no
immediate plans for him.
ODDS AND ENDS—The Warner Broth
ers are in a frenzy because the Mauch
twins are growing so fast, they are outgrow
ing some scenarios written for them . . .
Lionel Barrymore has gone off to England
to work in Robert Taylor’s picture being
filmed at Oxford . . . Norma Shearer ex
pects to get started on filming “Marie
Antoinette” any year now when she can
get just the actors she wants in her sup
porting cast . . . Rumor has it that Cary
Grant will be known as number one comic
of the screen when “The Awful Truth”
with Irene Dunne, and “Bringing Up
Baby” with Katherine Hepburn are
shown . . . Joan Crawford wishes that fans
would write and tell her what sort of role
to play next. She does not want to sing or
dance, though she does both well, but will
try anything else her fans suggest.
D Western Newspaper Union.
Gary Cooper
ADVENTURERS’ CLUB
HEADLINES FROM THE LIVES
OF PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELFI
“Escaped Ax-Murderer 9 *
By FLOYD GIBBONS
Famous Headline Hunter
H ello everybody:
This adventure yarn just proves, once moffe, that you
don’t have to prowl around the African jungles to find thrills. No
sir, you don’t have to be a big game hunter, either, to run across
tough spots where you have to do hair-trigger thinking.
Why, if Jimmy Hagle, who lives in Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, never
sees a jungle, well—he will have plenty of adventure to look back upon.
Hold on to your chairs, boys and girls.
Jimmy Hagle—it’s James Ruthven Hagle now—was twelve years
old, back in 1917, when America jumped into the World war. Frances—
that’s his sister—was eighteen. Both went to the same schoolhouse.
Thanksgiving rolled around and school was dismissed at noon the day
before, for the holidays.
Jimmy and his schoolmates were leap-frogging home, snowballing
and whetting up their Turkey Day appetites.
Siren Meant Convict Had Escaped.
Right then, from over those snow-covered, vacant lots, came
a low moan. It sharpened in the crackly air until it became a
shriek. That meant just one thing to kids and grown-ups in Fort
Leavenworth. There were three prisons around that town and
when a siren groaned it meant that one or more convicts had es
caped. It meant terror to women at home alone.
Jimmy and the boys were too busy with Thanksgiving plans to worry
much about the siren’s wail. Escaped convicts wouldn’t bother kids. So
they all shivered a little, started snowballing again and romped home.
Jimmy neared his house. A strange, black tomcat scurried out of
the open coal chute. Jimmy heaved a snowball at it and ran into the
kitchen to sniff of Thanksgiving preparation. Mother and Dad were all
dressed up. Big affair up in Kansas City they had to attend. Mother
would be back bright and early to fix that turkey. Jimmy and Frances
had been tentatively planted with the neighbors for the night.
“Nix,” said Jimmy. “We’ll stay here. Think we’re afraid?”
Well, they did stay. Alone for the first time, the house seemed dark
and sinister. The light snow turned into a Kansas blizzard. Rattled
doors and windows and howled around the corners.
Lights out and twelve-year-old Jimmy lay sleepless, listening to
noises of the storm. Memory of that wailing siren came back. Memory,
also, of his father’s comment on newspaper articles. Dad had read aloud,
before he left, that five convicts—four of them convicted murderers—
It Was the Ax-Murderer, Insane—Desperate.
had escaped. One was a maniac murderer, guilty of a triple slaying—
butcherer of three persons with a knife and ax.
Jimmy tried to think of Thanksgiving. Troubled sleep came
at last.
He was being shaken. His body tensed. Then, a voice called,
“Buddy, I hear a noise in the basement. What do you suppose it is?”
Jimmy put on a brave air. “It’s that cat I saw running out. He
must have come back through the coal chute.”
Giant Negro With a Knife.
Frances went back to her room. Jimmy’s mind turned again to the
siren—the escaped murderers.
Ten—fifteen minutes passed. The unmistakable rattle of sliding coal.
Clump clump, clump. Footsteps down there, surely. Frances was
at his bedside again—trembling. “I can’t sleep. You must go down
and put that cat out.”
Jimmy wasn’t sure at all that4t was a cat. Cats don’t clump, clump
over concrete. But he couldn’t back down before his older sister.
Both Jimmy and Frances tiptoed down the cellar steps, turning on
the lights. Jimmy first opened the door to the food-storage room. In
the dim light he saw nothing unusual. Then he threw back the door to
the furnace room and entered. He glanced backward to see whether
Frances was following him. She was. But behind her, at the door, was
a sight that froze the blood of that twelve-year-old lad.
A giant negro—bared teeth and bloodshot eyes—was pressing
the door shut with his powerful back. His right hand was on the
knob. His left held a long-bladed knife—a butcher knife.
It was the escaped ax murderer—insane—desperate. He was mum
bling—gripping the knife convulsively.
Jimmy and Frances screamed in chorus. Jimmy thrust his sister
behind him. They retreated toward the wall. A twelve-year-old boy
facing an armed maniac who had fought off armed posses of grim
men for days—overpowered prison keepers and escaped.
The murderer was weaving stealthily forward, muttering. The knife
was hobbling for a thrust. His words were intelligible, now. “They’ll
never get me. They’ll never get me,” he repeated.
Jimmy’s arms stretched backward to protect his sister. His hands
touched something.
Dad’s tool bench!
Good Hammer Throw by Jimmy.
The smooth hickory handle, of a riveting hammer was in Jimmy’s
fingers. Instinctively they closed upon it. The convict was still ad
vancing.
Hardly aiming, Jimmy flung the hammer with his good right baseball
arm at the leering face less than six feet away.
Blood spurted. The heavy hammer had struck the murderer
squarely across the bridge of the nose. He sank to bis knees,
scrambled for a few dazed seconds—staggered to his feet.
Frances raced for the dark stairway. A black hand, seized her flow*
ing nightgown. Jimmy seized her, literally tore her free. She plunged
up the stairway. She fell. Jimmy fell across her. Up again. Into the
kitchen. The stairs shook with the heavy tread of the killer behind them.
They were crossing the dining room—the front door their goal.
A thud on the floor. The butcher knife, hurled by the convict, quiv
ered in the floor beside Jimmy’s foot. Blood spurted high, but brother
and sister plunged on.
Frances flung open the door. Out into the blizzard, screams rising
over the howl of the storm.
Lights flashed on. Jimmy and Frances fell exhausted upon a neigh
bor’s porch. Police found marks of the struggle, and giant footprints
leading from the Hagles’ front porch. The convict had disappeared in
the blizzard.
A few nights later, the killer prowled again. He was captured after
a desperate battle. Today he is serving, in solitary confinement, the re
mainder of his life sentence in the Kansas State prison.
©—WNU Service.
A Shake-Down Cruise
A shake-down cruise is sort of a
pleasure jaunt to foreign shores to
acquaint the crew with its duties.
It’s an old ship-builders’ custom.
Shake-down voyages of United
States navy vessels, however, are
preceded by other trials. First is
the builder’s own trials. Next come
the navy’s “standardization trials.”
Aboard this time are some navy ob
servers, and the vessel is tried for
speed. Then come necessary re
adjustments, recruiting of the crew
md the shake-down.
Model Mate
After 50 years of observation Ar
thur Cleveland Brent, of the Smith
sonian Institution, reveals that the
red-shouldered hawk is the matri
monial model of birddom. These
birds marry very young, never de
sert their wives, and always live in
the homes they stake out, even put
ting up no-trespassing signs made
of fresh sprigs of evergreen. Most
amazing of all is the elation with
which they decorate the nest with
violets when there’s a new addition
to the family.
Historic
Hoaxes
88
By ELMO SCOTT WATSON
© Western Newspaper Union.
“Two Famous Scientists”
'T'HE World’s Fundamentalist con-
A ference was meeting in Toronto,
Canada. One of the speakers, a cer
tain Doctor Brown, had defended
the story of Jonah and the whale
against the doubters who refused
to take that familiar Bible story lit
erally. So he was delighted when
he received a letter from the city
editor of the Toronto Mail and Em
pire which seemed to back up his
belief.
The next evening Doctor Brown
read to the 3,000 delegates to the
conference the letter which de
scribed how two well-known Ger
man scientirts, Herr Doktor Butter-
brod and Herr Doktor Smearkase,
while delving in some ruins near
Nineveh, had found the skeleton of
what they believed was a whale. It
had a sort if muscle arrangement
working a trap door which gave
access to tie stomach. This, the
scientists declared, proved conclu
sively that ii would have been sci
entifically possible for Jonah to live
contentedly fir three days inside the
whale.
The delegates cheered the read
ing of this leiter and Doctor Brown
was well plessed. But he wasn’t so
pleased the lext day. Newspaper
men came to interview him to get
more particuhrs on the story. He
was quoted at saying that the two
Germans wen men of international
reputation.
Then the Mul and Empire came
out with a stiry which announced
that the namei of the two eminent
scientists miglt be otherwise trans
lated as “Doctor Bread and But
ter” and “Docor Cheese” and that
the letter was a hoax planned in its
offices. It did not reveal where it
had secured tie manuscript and it
was not until several years later
that the author of it was revealed
as one of it£ reporters named
Charles Langtoo Clarke, who had
written the ston for his own amuse
ment many months before the
Fundamentalists met in Toronto.
• • •
An Andent Stone
I N THE year 1875 the Brooklyn
(N. Y.) Argus reported that a
hunter in the Catskills had made a
discovery which was of “extraordi
nary antiquarian interest.” While
resting on a grassy hillside he
glanced idly at a boulder and then
rubbed his eyes in astonishment. On
it were plainly engraved these
words:
1043
TH-ISS-TO-NEWA-SPUTH-
ER-EFO-RCATTLET-OSCRAT-
CH-THE-IRBA-CKSON
S.B.AN-TH-ON-IE
In what language was this inscrip
tion written? Wai it carved there
by some survivoi of a lost race?
Was it some mage formula or the
key to buried treasure? No one
knew, but for days everyone was
talking about it aid guessing as to
its meaning.
And then somebody had the bright
idea of writing the syllables down
and leaving out thi dashes between
them. In a momeit the translation
became clear. Ifcvas:
“This stone was put here for cat
tle to scratch their backs on. S. B.
Anthonie.”
Who was S. B. Anthonie, the au
thor of the hoax? Ni one ever knew.
Why the date “1643”? Probably just
a whim of the playftl Mr. Anthonie,
put there to lead its “discoverer”
to believe that he had found some
thing of “extraordinary antiquarian
interest”!
• * i
International April
Foolishness
I F WE Americans think that the
best April Fool jokes are “made
in America” we need to think again.
For the nations of eastern and cen
tral Europe have had longer years
of practice at it than we have and
newspaper readers in those coun
tries expect on April 1 to read in
their journals fantastic news items
which are believable enough to fool
all except the most sophisticated.
Several years ago a Polish news
paper published a photograph of the
Leaning Tower of Pisa, erect as the
day it was built. Over it was the
startling headline “Straightened by
Order of II Duce.” Such was thr
reputation of Mussolini for “getting
things done,” that many readers be
lieved he had indeed had the Tower
of Pisa restored to its original posi
tion.
One Warsaw paper carried a pho
tograph of Charlie Chaplin arriving
at the principal railroad station
which resulted in hundreds of calls
at its office to learn where the in
quirers could see the famous Amer
ican movie star.
But the prize hoax was the one
published in a Bucharest paper. It
told in great detail of the arrival
of George Bernard Shaw at a local
hotel and made its reporter’s inter
view with that witty Irishman so
true to life that even seasoned re
porters on other papers were gulled.
Believing that they had been
“scooped,” they rushed down to the
hotel en masse to get interviews for
their papers before Shaw left town,
only to be greeted with an “April
Fool!” (or the Rumanian equivalent
f or it) by the smiling hotel clerk.
Uncle T^ltil
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A Wide Difference
The difference between perse
verance and obstinacy is that on^
often comes from a strong will
and the other from a strong won’t.
The increase of knowledge only
produces more to wonder about.
To make a rooster, the vainest
of creatures, run, is the first tri
umph of a very small boy.
By courage and holding one’s
nose much can be accomplished.
A gossip makes a mountain out
of a molehill and then brings it to
you.
Sport that is sport only for the
onlookers, is not sport.
Not All Can Laugh
A person with a sandpaper
tongue may create more gayety,
but he with a velvet one is more
comforting.
It would be strange if the com
pany a man keeps didn’t know
him.
A man never forgets a snub.
That is the reason it does him so
much good, by stirring him into'
action.
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Nobleness <
’Tis more noble to forgive, and
more manly to despise, than to re
venge an injury. — Benjamin
Franklin. j
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44—37
Battle Half Over
A man prepared has half fought
the battle.—Cervantes.
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