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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1937
the Whole Family
THE FEATHERHEADS
By P*an»
“Fools Rush In-*”
—BUT I DO
HEAR A NOISE
DOWNSTAIRS—
OH-ALL RICJHT-
To SATiSPy YOU—
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By J. MILLAR WATT
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The Curse of Progress
PLtfV FOOTBALL/MOM 'T? ALL VOO
TMINK OF IS PLAV— A »»©/ ^TRAPPIN*
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VOUB. AfiE I WAD TO WORK FIFTEEN
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Generous
The judge regarded the prisoner
sternly. “I intend to sentence you
to ten years’ imprisonment, but be
fore 1 pass sentence, perhaps you
might like to say something on your
own behalf?”
“Well,” said the prisoner, *T don’t
know as 1 have anything particular
to say for myself, but I don’t mind
tellin’ you that you people around
this court are pretty liberal with
other people’s time.”—Tit-Bits Mag
azine.
Wet Paint
A well dressed man had sat down
on a newly painted seat. Furious,
he said to the painter.
Well Dressed Man—Wy don’t you
put “WET PAINT” signs on your
seats?
Painter—That’s what I’m doing,
ain’t I?
THE CRACKER
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Is He From Japan?
“Is he economical?”
“Why, he is so thrifty that he has
postponed buying an atlas until
world affairs are more settled.”
toOfrtER REMOVES HIS PWV-
fHlKGS BECAUSE HE PTRSlSlS
IK 7>U«IK6 EVERV-fmSS IttfO
HIS MOUTH
IS GIVEN A CRACKER INSTEAD
/~Y
Pllfs If IMMEDIATELY <0 MOUTH
AND IS V/ASTlV SURPRISED
When no one stops him
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REMOVES If DUBlOUStY FPcM
mouth.
NO FUN PiKT|k6 TKlWSS IN MOUTH
unless They tw tb stop h/m.
LOSES GRIP ON IT. PURSUES
»f ACROSS ROOM
crncker.from vigorous
HANDLING, BEOlNS To COKE
APART
LOSES ONE PIECE UNDER HIM- MOTHER REMOVES CRACKER
suf. in Trying To recover which is now inedible . finds
If, SQUASHES KESf OF CRACKER ONE REMAINING CRUMB AND
(Copyright. IMP. by Th« Boll Syndicoto, Inc.) CONSOLES HIMSELF BY EftflNG if
OF INIFREST TO
1 HOUSEWIFE
Apple Butter and Ice Cream.-—
Try a scoop of vanilla ice cream
topped with a spoonful of rich
brown apple butter.
* • •
Lattice-Topped Pies.—Fruit and
berry pies with lattice-style tops
require less baking time than th©
regular full-crust toppers.
* * *
A Delight for the Children.—
Next time your children want a
party, cook a cornstarch custard
and fill cones. Alternate every
spoonful or so with currant jelly
and finish with jelly on top.
* * *
Orange Fritters.—Separate two
large navel oranges into sections.
Dip sections in batter and fry in
deep fat. Serve as accompaniment
to roast lamb or braised pork
chops.
* • •
To Wash Curtains.—Lace cur
tains before being washed for the
first time should be soaked for an
hour or two in cold water to which
two tablespoons of table salt have
been added. This removes dress
ing in curtains and makes them
much easier to launder.
WNU Service.
Beware Coughs
from common colds
That Hang On
No matter how many medicines
you have tried for your cough, chest
cold, or bronchial irritation, you can
get relief now with Creomulsion.
Serious trouble may be brewing and
you cannot afford to take a chance
with any remedy less potent than
Creomulsion, which goes right to
the seat of the trouble and aids na
ture to soothe and heal the inflamed
mucous membranes and to loosen
and expel the germ-laden phlegm.
Even if other remedies have failed,
don’t be discouraged, try Creomul-
sion. Your druggist is authorized to
refund your money if you are not
thoroughly satisfied with the bene
fits obtained from the very first
bottle. Creomulsion is one word—not
two, and it has no hyphen in it.
Ask for it plainly, see that the name
on the bottle is Creomulsion. and
you’ll get the genuine product and
the relief you want. (AdvO
HOW OFTEN
CAN YOU KISS AND
MAKE UP?
P EW husbands can understand
why a wife should turn from a
pleasant companion into a shrew
for one whole week in every month.
You can say “I’m sorry” and
kiss and make up easier before
marriage than after. If you’re wise
and if you want to hold your hus
band, you won’t be a three-quarter
wife.
For three generations one woman
has told another how to go “smil
ing through” with Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound. It
helps Nature tone Up the system,
thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre
paring for motherhood. 3. Ap
proaching “middle age.”
Don’t be a three-quarter wife;
take. LYDIA E. PINKHAM 3
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
Go “Smiling Through."
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No day is more wasted than one
in which we have not laughed.—
Chamfort.
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