McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, October 14, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1937
THE FEATHERHEADS
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The Realist Qu-avi
PARDOKJ ME/
MR FeaTherhead—
CAM I HAVE THE
DAV OFF To GET
MARRIED 2
WHV- ER-UH- WHY
SOU TUST HAP TWO
WEEKS VACATiOM —
WHY DIPNT'^ 00 ^ eT
MARRIED THElJ 2
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— Be-cAuse i
PIDM'T VMAMT to
SPOIL MY .
VACATION!/ _
THE TWO
WORDS
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COMPRISE
OME OF
THE _
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SEMTeMCEi
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S’MATTER POP—Oh, Yes, Gotta Leave Room for Breath
By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley
/ VEAM # MULEV SAVS MS
FIRST SEEM WIT OUT TWAR
A,-WAVS MOPTW of MILO
SLOOGETTS PLACE-
What, No Pretzels Either
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WALKS K1KSW ONJTO
SeveKJTEEKJ MILES, WE
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WIT up amT starts to
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Tad OTooghlin
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Oafaa
Solomon
I SEE TOU
POT INI A
LOT OF NER
TIME WITH
THE „
YounGTers
around
HERE—
SlS. IMDADE THEY
COME TME t’ASK
AD VOICE AM' FER
ME T'SITTLE ALL
KOiMDS O
arsumii^ts
7'
SAR4INT FINMEV.
PLEASE —WE GoT
A APPLE 'TWEEM
U5 BUT \'M
AFRAID TOE
WILL TAKE
TH’ Bu?€esr
HALF —^
1
YOU DECIDE,
PLEASE—I’M
THE OLDEST-
SHOULDM’T I
CUT THE t-i
APPLE? I
It
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YlS, TOE-NEZ BE ^
-fH' AULDIST—YEZ
CUT IT TEST AS
NEAR IN HALF
AS VET. KIN
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4
There—
1 GUESS
| DIDN'T
CUT IT
JUST
RlSHt
BUT—
EVEM
DUMB
AND
DEEF
PRISONER/
SiT A
HEARlfJ
POP— Musical Argument
YOU’RE always
FIDDUNG
WHILE ROME
BURNS/
By J, MILLAR WATT
that’s better than
HARPING ON
ONES TROUBLES/
© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
The Curse of Progress
Sympathetic.
The civilian who wasn’t quite
equal to the task of distinguishing
officers’ rank by their insignia, was
conversing with a colonel. Several
times he called him captain, then, as
if not sure, he asked: “You are a
captain, aren’t you?”
“Well,” said the colonel, slightly
amused. “I am not any more, al
though I once was.”
“That’s too bad,” consoled the
civilian. “Drink, 1 suppose.”—U.
S. Marine Corps Leatherneck.
The Old Miser
John—What do you mean, dear,
when you say I’ve been deceiving
you for years?
Ellen—Well, for one thing, John,
I’ve just found out that you get a
$2,500 allowance on your income tax
return for being married, and you
only gave me a miserable $10 a
week.
KEEPING WARM
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Strange.
“I’ll pay cash for the house.”
“Hm-mm! This is such an unusual
procedure that I’ll have to ask you
for references.”
IMPRESSES FOR SEP
SlWfS FOR BKTrtROOM,
MOTHER CMUN61b BE
SURE lb Pl)f HIS WRAP
PER OU.
EMER&ES FROM
ROOM, MCfriER CfiUIU6
HAS HE 60f If OH?
E/MAWS HEDIDHT
KWOUl SHEMEAH11b POT
If OH REFORE HE BRUSHED
HIS fEEfrt
US1EHS10 A FEW
POlHITP REMARKS
AMP REltRES lb BED
ROOM FOR WRAPPER
P-1ER6ES SEv/ERAi MiH-.
UfESLAfER loSAYHECArtf
FlWD if, BUfWHllE HE WAS
IOOKIN6 IM THE CiOSEf HE
FOUHD HIS 01D HARMOHICA 1 .
Q ^
A WHIlE LATER RE- IS CONSIDERABLE SLOWED
porIs cheerilv The up ih potTiho oH wrap-
wrapper was on per by plaYihb a Tune
THE FOOT of HIS BED OH H ARMONICA
(Copyright IM7, hr Tho Bill Syndic,**. Inc.)
Home Heating
Hinfc ■» John Baitbgr
IIIIILv) Heating Expert
Proper Size Coal for Furnace
Keeps Fuel Costs Down and
Avoids “Ashpit Waste”
t_T OME-OWNERS can’t possibly
A get maximum economy and
efficiency from their heating
plants unless they burn the proper
size coal. While different sizes
can be burned in most furnaces;
don’t underestimate the impor
tance of using the size—or combi
nation of sizes—best suited to your
heater to produce the most heat
for the least money.
The size of the firepot in your
furnace will, under ordinary cir
cumstances, indicate the most ef
ficient size to use. With a firepot—
or interior—24 inches in diameter
and 16 inches deep, egg size is
usually recommended; 18 to 23
inches diameter and 12 to 18
inches deep, stove or chestnut
size; less than 16-inch diameter,
chestnut size.
Local climate, position of fur
nace, size of chimney and house
sometimes make it advisable to
vary these sizes. To be sure of
what size coal you use, I would
suggest you have your dealer call
and advise you which size, or
sizes, will give you the greatest
heat value at the most economical
cost.
IT’S GREAT
TO BE BACK
AT WORK
when you've found
a way to ease the
pains of
RHEUMATISM
and do it the
inexpensive
way, too.
You can pay as high as you want
for remedies claimed to relieve the
S ain of Rheumatism, Neuritis,
ciatica, etc. But the medicine so
many doctors generally approve—
the one used by thousands of
families daily — is Bayer Aspirin
—15^ a dozen tablets — about
apiece.
Simply take 2 Bayer Aspirin
tablets with a half glass of water.
Repeat, if necessary, according to
directions.
Usually this will ease such pain
in a remarkablv short time.
For quick relief from such pain
which exhausts you and keeps you
awake at night — ask for genuine
Bayer Aspirin.
virtually 1 cent a tablet
Cause of Regret
I regret often that I have spo
ken, never that I have been si
lent.—Syrus.
A Good Laxative
The bad feelings and dullness
often attending constipation take
the joy out of life. Try a dose of
Black-Draught at the first sign of
constipation and see how much bet
ter it is to check the trouble before
it gets a hold on you. Black-
Draught is purely vegetable and is
so prompt and reliable. Get re
freshing relief from constipation by
taking purely vegetable
BLACK-DRAUGHT
WOMEN WHO HOLD
THEIR MEN
NEVER LET THEM KNOW
N O matter how much your
back aches and your nerves
scream, your husband, because hs
Is only a man, can never under
stand why you are so hard to live
with one week in every month.
Too often the honeymoon ex
press is wrecked by the nagging
tongue of a three-quarter wife. Ths
wise woman never lets her husband
know by outward sign that she is
a victim of periodic pain.
For three generations one woman
has told another how to go “smil
ing through” with Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound. It
helps Nature tone up the system,
thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre
paring for motherhood. 3. Ap
proaching “middle age.”
Don’t be a three-quarter wife;
take LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
“SmiHnir Thrmiarh’•