McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, October 07, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1937
THE FEATHERHEADS
SCATTER POP—Sixty-Five Times! Yes, Indeed!
By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE By s. L. HUNTLEY
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The Curse of Progress
Anything to Oblige
A young subaltern joined a guards
depot, his upper lip as yet unadorned
with even the suspicion of down.
The adjutant sent for him.
“You must grow a mustache.’*
“Yes, sir.”
“And not one of those Chaplin af
fairs—a proper mustache.”
“Yes, sir.”
The interview was finished, but
the subaltern did not move, so the
adjutant asked: “Well, what more
do you want?”
“Any particular color, sir?”
Knows His Stuff
After the tiff she calmed down a
bit.
“But how can you love me,
George,” she said. “The doctor says
I must have a course of slimming,
and now you won’t let me. I think
that’s brutal of you.”
He took her in his arms.
“My darling,” he replied, “I love
you so much that I can’t bear to
lose an ounce of you.”—London Tit-
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When Washing Soft Polishing
Dusters.—Rinse them in slightly
soapy water instead of clear wa
ter. This makes the dusters much
softer and they polish better.
• • •
Potatoes for Short Cakes.—Hot,
boiled and mashed white potatoes
are good in making short cakes
and puddings. They not only save
flour, but require less shortening.
• • *
Cleaning Enameled Sinks. —
Those stubborn dark streaks
which accumulate on enameled
sinks and bathtubs can be re
moved with kerosene.
• * •
Strain the Starch.—Starch used
in laundering should be strained
to remove all lumps that might
blister when ironing.
WNU Service.
I LEARNED
TO ’BEAT'
ACID
INDIGESTION
ONCE LlfE WAS MISERABLE,
NO APPETITE • ••
i LITHE SLEEP...UNTIL
THE DOCTOR SAID
"ALKALIZE*
BUT NOW -AT TOE EIRST
SIGN OF ACID-INDIGESTION
I USE PHHUPS'
AND I FEEL LIKE A
NEW PERSON ALMOST
IMMEDIATELY/
The fastest wag to "alkalize” is to
carry your alkalizer with you.
That’s what thousands do now
that genuine Phillips’ comes in
tiny, peppermint flavored tablets
— m a flat tin for pocket or purse.
Then you are always ready.
Use it this way. Take 2 Phillips*
tablets — equal in “alkalizing”
effect to 2 teaspoonfuls of liquid
Phillips’ from the bottle. At once
you teel “gas,” nausea, “over
crowding” from hyper-acidity be
gin to ease. “Acid headaches,”
“acid breath,” over-acid stomach
are corrected at the source. This
Is the quick way
to ease your own
distress — avoid
offense to others.
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Knowledge and Experience <
Knowledge, like religion, must
be experienced in order to be
known.—Whipple.
Give some thought
to the Laxative you take
Constipation is not to be trifled
with. When you need a laxative,
you need a good one.
Black-Draught is purely vegeta
ble, reliable. It does not upset the
stomach but acts on the lower bowel,
relieving constipation.
When you need a laxative take
purely vegetable
BLACK-DRAUGHT
A GOOD LAXATIVE
The Miser’s Want
The miser is as much in want of
what he has as of what he has not.
—Syrus.
Blacky
Leaf 40
, "Cap-Brush"Applicator ,]
makes "BLACK LEAF 40“
GO MUCH FARTHER
JUST A
DASH IN FEATHERS..
OR SPREAD ON ROOSTS
YOU CAN THROW CARDS
IN HIS FACE
ONCE TOO OFTEN
W HEN you have those awful
cramps; when your nerves
are all on edge—don’t take it' out
on the man you love.
Your husband can’t possibly
know how you feel for the simple
reason that he is a man.
A three-quarter wife may be
no wife at all if she nags her hus
band seven days out of every
month.
For three generations one woman
has told another how to go “smil
ing through” with Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound. It
helps Nature tone up the system,
thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure in the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre
paring for motherhood. 3. Ap
proaching “middle age.”
Don’t be a three-quarter wife,
take LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
Go “Smiling Through.”