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McCORMICR MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1937
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THE FEATHERHEADS
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The Curse of Progress
WEV* FELLERS —
THERE’S A LIKELV
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Proof
Two old darky men were having
a heated argument. The cause of
all the bother was that each accused
the other of marrying a woman who
was not quite a full-blooded negress.
“Let me tell you,” said Mose,
“mah Lindy am so black dat when
she cries Ah saves de tears an’
uses dem for ink.”
Sambo laughed sarcastically.
“Bo*,” he replied, “dat ain’t nuf-
fn at all. Mah Dinah am so black
dat ebery time she sneezes de room
am sure filled with soot.”—London
Answers Magazine.
Not Up to Standard
“Jimmy, dear,” whispered the
burglar’s bride, as he started on his
evening’s work, “try to be a little
quieter when you come in tonight.”
“Certainly, kid,” replied the hus
band. “Did 1 wake you up last
night?”
“No, but you wakened mother.
And I don’t want her running up
to the prison and complaining to
father that 1 married an amateur.”
—Stray Stories Magazine.
HELP IN PARKING
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
DRIVft LADIES OFTHE FAMILY 1b TrtE MONIES.
SUittfc To papk three rlocks awwi*
WIFE 5U66E51S HE PAW HEARE
COUSIN AMELIA POESM’T LIKE To WALK.
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SRI SITING WITH “NO PARKING" SIGNS.
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BLOCK. WHICH
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WIFE EXCLAIMS "THERE'S ROOM DOWN UM'
SIDE S'TREET, CALllNfe HIS ATTENTION To IT
TbO LATE FOR HIM TO MAKE THE TORN
AT WIFE'S SUSSESTioN "TURNS DOWN HErT
SIDE STREET, DISCOVERING THATIT5 A ONE
WAY STREET. EXTRICATES HIMSELF AT LAST
finds an empty place «r last, which af
ter five minutes strugsdns, proves To
be sty. inches shorter -than The car
(Copyright. 1»J7. by Tho Boll Syndicitt. Inc.)
FiNAUY PARKS FIVE BLOCKS FROM THEATER, IN
TME 1b MISS FIRST HALF OF PICTURE, EVERYONE
FEEUN& THAT IT'S ALL HIS FAULT
OF INTEREST TO
HIE HOUSEWIEE
For the Seamstress. — Before
stitching heavy materials, like
khaki, duck or canvas, rub hard
soap over the hems and seams.
The needle will then penetrate the
material more easily.
• * •
To Soften Sugar.—When brown
sugar becomes hard or lumpy,
place it in a shallow pan in the
oven for a few minutes.
• * •
Salad Eggs.—Hard boil the re
quired number of eggs, then re
move the shells. Arrange the eggs
in a dish on a bed of fresh, crisp
lettuce leaves, then sprinkle with
mayonnaise and grated cheese.
Garnish with sliced tomatoes and
a ring of cucumber. Serve with
cheese straws or cheese-flavored
biscuits.
• • •
Shiny Windows.—A few drops of
kerosene added to the water when
washing windows will make them
shine brightly.
* * •
Discouraging Ants. — Prompt
disposal of garbage and other
waste materials around the home
will aid in the control of ants.
• * *
For Baking Cakes.—The center
of the oven usually has the most
even heat and is therefore best
for cake baking.
* • •
Heat - Retaining Tea Cosy.—
When next you make a tea cosy,
try lining it with chamois leather.
The leather retains the heat so
well that the tea will keep really
hot in the teapot to the very last
drop.
• • •
Inexpensive Fish Savory.—With
a smoked haddock, make this sav
ory fish dish. Remove the flesh
from the haddock, pick out skin
and bone, then chop the fish finely.
Season with a pinch of pepper,
and parsley and mix with a little
butter and two tablespoons of
milk. Stir over a gentle heat until
hot, add a few drops of lemon
juice, then serve on hot buttered
toast.
• • •
Cleaning Black Frocks.—Black
frocks which have become marked
with powder may be cleaned quite
easily by being rubbed with
orumbed, dry, stale bread.
WNU Service.
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