McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, September 30, 1937, Image 7

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r I McCORMICR MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1937 the Whole Family THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne 0 W«Uni Ncwspapw UrUh, Sold come okI IM FOP A MiwuIE- »T IS Fl»m To u^steki W/HLL—DOl’T ^OU PARE TO BlP Obi AwyrHirt<s^ —NOWi HERE WE HAVE AM ARTICLE VALUED AT $7S AMD WHAT DO | HEAR ? A PIKER BID OF TWO POLLARS— COME OM— WHO'LL. MAKE IT TWO TeM ? ETC-etc !/oV FOUR -Sl^Ty-FIVE I HEAR VA/HO'LL- make IT FOUR EIGHT/ f five* moW we’re roi_l»kjGv FOLKS— FiyE AMD A QUARTER- W HO’LL MAKE IT ^ IT MAV BE NIFTY— BUT I SA7 NO// FIFTY/ SOLD TO THE LADY FOIR FIVE DOLLARS AMD FIFTY CEMTS// W S’MATTER POP— Willyum, He Did tha Countin’ By C. M. PAYNE <4<> <?UAK AkJ AUCTiOMEER OFTEN) TAKfej fnH bidper FOR. WORSE T>0'P, MAY I ASK JusT one. / u fc6T *O KJ? > v / VdlLLYuM,-M£ WILL ' CoUWT IT ! o N ^ yJ MESCAL IKE b 7 s. l. huntley ID Fi6G£P HE’S JEST ’BOOT % WALP 1/V-pAoo^s' ^GROUUKl. AiiOT HE 'I e » RAaous - .A UL DEVIL - - i"P % • WEAVEMS. ISKJ’T \T DAtoGEROUS TO LET THAT CHILD PLAV UJITH THE BEAR ?, \ •vL- © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service^ \ No Cause to Worry rc” ,<r m Av^J, VUM DOtOfT HAFTA WORRV KJOnJE; MISS SALLY THET AR BEAR CAlsi TAKE KEEP OF H/55ELF// f< oovrlsht. Irv S. L. Huntley. Trade Mark Re*, t* R. Pat. Oltlce) FINNEY OF THE FORCE YlS—HE'S HERE-JES' A MI MM IT— oH, PWNy/ / OM TH' IN IM / pHoMe/ Horse Line A WAV HOPSE- I (SOT 'IM TIED Up OUT y jimiiriniimiiiiiimiiiiiimm Police staTonI? i DO VOl) NAME a Horse there, THAT RAM A WAV2 ViS,SOR HE BE H6RE JEST A MlMMiT—’ oH, JOH/ 1 BRIM 6 THAT HORSE INI HERE— HE S WAMTCD OM TH’ PHOME/Y j WHIM Ol RODE A HORSE—Ol FILT LOlKE A 'LECTRIC SO ics M— oi wux ON 'M OFF ALL TH’ To i ME POP— A Brain Tax By J. MILLAR WATT GO AWAY 1 YOU DISTURB MY SUBCONSCIOUS MIND/ WHATS THAT ? iris THAT PART OF ONES MENTALITY THAT CAUSES ONE TO KNOW THINGS AND YET NOT REALIZE . THAT ONE KNOWS THEM/ f'T'l EXAMINING YOUR INCOME TAX ASSESSMENT 9 <7? © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. The Curse of Progress WEV* FELLERS — THERE’S A LIKELV TREE LET’S CHOP 'ER. DOWN/ si <M .•v>' H--^ Proof Two old darky men were having a heated argument. The cause of all the bother was that each accused the other of marrying a woman who was not quite a full-blooded negress. “Let me tell you,” said Mose, “mah Lindy am so black dat when she cries Ah saves de tears an’ uses dem for ink.” Sambo laughed sarcastically. “Bo*,” he replied, “dat ain’t nuf- fn at all. Mah Dinah am so black dat ebery time she sneezes de room am sure filled with soot.”—London Answers Magazine. Not Up to Standard “Jimmy, dear,” whispered the burglar’s bride, as he started on his evening’s work, “try to be a little quieter when you come in tonight.” “Certainly, kid,” replied the hus band. “Did 1 wake you up last night?” “No, but you wakened mother. And I don’t want her running up to the prison and complaining to father that 1 married an amateur.” —Stray Stories Magazine. HELP IN PARKING By GLUYAS WILLIAMS DRIVft LADIES OFTHE FAMILY 1b TrtE MONIES. SUittfc To papk three rlocks awwi* WIFE 5U66E51S HE PAW HEARE COUSIN AMELIA POESM’T LIKE To WALK. r SPACE INDICATED BY WIFE PROVES To BE SRI SITING WITH “NO PARKING" SIGNS. V/lFE P0IN-I5 Cltf f BLOCK. WHICH c^aaNfE OF AN ALLEYWAY WIFE EXCLAIMS "THERE'S ROOM DOWN UM' SIDE S'TREET, CALllNfe HIS ATTENTION To IT TbO LATE FOR HIM TO MAKE THE TORN AT WIFE'S SUSSESTioN "TURNS DOWN HErT SIDE STREET, DISCOVERING THATIT5 A ONE WAY STREET. EXTRICATES HIMSELF AT LAST finds an empty place «r last, which af ter five minutes strugsdns, proves To be sty. inches shorter -than The car (Copyright. 1»J7. by Tho Boll Syndicitt. Inc.) FiNAUY PARKS FIVE BLOCKS FROM THEATER, IN TME 1b MISS FIRST HALF OF PICTURE, EVERYONE FEEUN& THAT IT'S ALL HIS FAULT OF INTEREST TO HIE HOUSEWIEE For the Seamstress. — Before stitching heavy materials, like khaki, duck or canvas, rub hard soap over the hems and seams. The needle will then penetrate the material more easily. • * • To Soften Sugar.—When brown sugar becomes hard or lumpy, place it in a shallow pan in the oven for a few minutes. • * • Salad Eggs.—Hard boil the re quired number of eggs, then re move the shells. Arrange the eggs in a dish on a bed of fresh, crisp lettuce leaves, then sprinkle with mayonnaise and grated cheese. Garnish with sliced tomatoes and a ring of cucumber. Serve with cheese straws or cheese-flavored biscuits. • • • Shiny Windows.—A few drops of kerosene added to the water when washing windows will make them shine brightly. * * • Discouraging Ants. — Prompt disposal of garbage and other waste materials around the home will aid in the control of ants. • * * For Baking Cakes.—The center of the oven usually has the most even heat and is therefore best for cake baking. * • • Heat - Retaining Tea Cosy.— When next you make a tea cosy, try lining it with chamois leather. The leather retains the heat so well that the tea will keep really hot in the teapot to the very last drop. • • • Inexpensive Fish Savory.—With a smoked haddock, make this sav ory fish dish. Remove the flesh from the haddock, pick out skin and bone, then chop the fish finely. Season with a pinch of pepper, and parsley and mix with a little butter and two tablespoons of milk. Stir over a gentle heat until hot, add a few drops of lemon juice, then serve on hot buttered toast. • • • Cleaning Black Frocks.—Black frocks which have become marked with powder may be cleaned quite easily by being rubbed with orumbed, dry, stale bread. WNU Service. HEADACHE due to constipation Relieve the cause of the trou ble! Take purely vegetable Black- Draught. That’s the sensible way to treat any of the disagreeable ef fects of constipation. The relief men and women get from taking Black- Draught is truly refreshing. Try It! 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