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McCORMICR MESSENGER* McCORMICK. S. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
SAV/ PlD 'ion GET
By Osborn*
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UP AMP SAIP
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OVERDRAWN—
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FIFTY-ONE.
"DOLLARS'—
Double Cheek
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MONTH wE HAD A
BALANCE O^nol.oo
THAT THEY OWED US* —
AND VJE DiDM'T
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NECESSARY
To K&EP
up Your
Financial*
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AND YOU
CAN BANK
ON THAT
S’MATTER POP— Pop, He Can Fix Ya Up With a Ship on Your Chest
By C. M. PAYNE
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MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
A Big Issue
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted O’Loocblin
© By W•stern N*w*p*p«r Union
HULLO there,
WILBUR—YE.X
LOOK KlNDA SAD
LOIKE
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MR. FIN KlEY—
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SAY WE WERE
(SOiM* TO GET
A NEW
BABY
—AH’ WOULD A NEW
BABY IN Y6R HOUSE*-
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ME NO MORE,
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MR. FINNEY
Almost New
I I 'SPECT
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TRADIN' ME
IN ON TH' NEW
BABY/
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IN TH’
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By J. MILLAR WATT
IT WAS A GRAND PARTY—
BIG CARS - DIAMONDS-'
CHAMPAGNE /
AND WHAT DID
THEY TALK
ABOUT ALL THE
TIME
9
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© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Sendee.
The Curse of Progress
MOW/ I W/AUT YOU OUARDS AMO
TACKLES TO LIME UP BEMUD EACH
OTHER. ABOUT TEM YARDS APART—
AMO, CHARLIE/ YOU 5MASH YOUR WAT/
THROUGH ‘EM—WUEM YOU PASS THE
PR ST «JY, 60 OM TO THE MEXT, AMP
so ou—nur SMASH VOUG WAV
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Stream-Lined Sales
Customer—Are these eggs strictly
fresh?
Grocer (to his clerk)—Feel those
eggs, George, and see if they’re
cool enough to sell yet.
Worn Out
Proud Mother—Yes, he’s been
walking since he was eight months
old.
Bored Visitor—Really? He must
be awfully tired.
With Nary a Gulp
Hotel Guest—1 say, porter, did you
find a big roll of money under my
pillow?
Porter—Yassuh, 1 did, an’ 1 thanks
you very much, suh.
Economizes
“Do you believe in the open-door
policy?’’
“Not at present coal prices.”
Try Playing It
Seaman—What’s the technical
name for snoring?
Pharmacist’s Mate—Sheet music.
NOISE
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS J
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WOMDm HOW <0 WfRACT Fo* WMW OT AfJ*VHiN6
rAMUY'S AfWiON, NOW/ Fl*>E 1b DO. POilft »'M-
•th At 'They leavi him seit uPRifcHi bv uaes
Sflucliv ALONE W/HEH
HE CRIES
or CRIB
LOSES 6RIR sWliHO
DOWN SUDDENLY WllH
6RE»1 OAlfER OT
BAR6 AND SPRINGS
6tY6 OVER EiPSf SUR
PRISE AND REALIZES ‘fWf
CRIB CAN BE MADE 1b MAKE
A GOOD deal or N0>5E
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VaPIES 11 BY J0UHCIH6
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SHAKE YrtE BARS AND JUMP
UP AND DOWS ON SPRINGS.
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Cleaning Brass.—Never use vin
egar to clean brass. Though it
cleans at first, it soon causes
tarnish. The proper materials for
cleaning brass are oil and rotten-
stone.
• • •
Removing Tobacco Stains.—To
bacco stains may be removed
from washable materials by
moistening with lemon juice and
bleaching in the sun.
• • •
Treating Dry Glue. — Vinegar
added to dry glue will make the
glue fit for use again.
• • •
When Preserving.—Don’t pack
jars too tightly when preserving
fruits and vegetables. Leave a
space of at least half an inch at
the top for liquid.
* » •
Egg as Cleanser.—The yolk of
egg may be used for removing
mud, chocolate or coffee stains
from any kind of material ex
cept velveteen. Rub into the stain,
wash off with warm soapy water,
and rinse thoroughly.
WNU Service.
CHILLS AND
FEVER
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Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic con
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It quickly stops the chills and fever.
It also tends to build you up. That’s
the double effect you want.
The very next time you feel an
attack of chills and fever coming
on, go right to your drug store and
get a bottle of Grove’s Tasteless
Chill Tonic. Start taking the medi
cine immediately and you will soon
get the relief you want
All drug stores sell Grove’s Taste
less Chill Tonic, 50c and $1. The
latter size is the more economical.
For speedy and effective action Dr. Peery’s
“Dead Shot” has no equal. One dose only
will clean out worms. 50c. All druggists.
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Harm of Carelessness
Carelessness does more harm
than a want of knowledge.—
Franklin.
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Cardui, with directions for home
use by women, may be bought at the
drug store. (Pronounced “Cardui.”)
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