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McCORMICR MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 1937
New* Review ot Current Events
JAPS CARRY WAR SOUTH
Checked by Chinese . . . Japan Aims to Subdue China
Once for All • . . Lewis Rebukes President Roosevelt
Japan tries to force her will with machine guns in Shanghai.
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A SUMMARIZES THE WORLD’S WEEK
O Western Newspaper Union.
Opposition Surprises Nippon
J APANESE naval guns and bomb
ers carried the war 600 miles
south of Shanghai when they at
tacked the port of Amoy, which
houses a huge Chinese fort and ar
senal, opposite the island of For
mosa. Their bombs carried little
effect and the shore artillery chased
the warships, completely disabling
one. The battle was but thirty miles
from Hong Kong, recently ravished
by a typhoon.
> Elsewhere along the far-flung
front the Japanese were meeting
with opposition the caliber of which
they had not expected. Along the
Woosung front, 200,000 Chinese, in
cluding crack German-trained divi
sions, were successful in holding
back 60,000 Japanese; it was said
to be the severest opposition the
Japs have met since they fought
Russia in 1904.
* Japanese aerial bombardments
continued in the Chapei, Kiangwan,
Taichong and Yanchong districts of
Shanghai. The continued peril of
the international settlement and the
French concession spurred the
American, British and French con
suls to demand of both the Japanese
and Chinese that their forces be
withdrawn from that vicinity.
Scores of noncombatants were daily
being killed and wounded there by
falling bombs and shells.
But Japan’s long-awaited “big
push” had not yet materialized. It
was believed large reinforcements
were being awaited. The Chinese
man power was beginning to tell
against the inferior numbers of the
Japanese.
Only in the northern province of
Chahar did the Japanese make real
progress. There they captured the
capital city of Kalgan. A commis
sion of 100 “prominent” Mongols
and Chinese (many of them known
to be associated with the Japanese
army) was setting up a new “pop
ular” autonomous government un
der Japanese control. The Chinese
soldiers driven out of Chahar were
reported concentrating in Shansi
province, to the south.
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Plague Upon a Plague
JOHN L. I*EWIS, fire-eating chair-
man of the Committee for In
dustrial Organization, let fly a re
buke at President Roosevelt for im
plied backwatering
on campaigh prom
ises and hinted at
the possibility of a
third party in the
elections of 1940. In
a radio speech he
declared:
“It ill behooves
one who has supped
at labor’s table and
who has been shel
tered in labor’s
house to curse with
equal fervor and fine impartiality
both labor and its adversaries when
they become locked in deadly em
brace.”
This was regarded as an answer
to the “plague on both your houses”
which President Roosevelt called
down on extremists of both sides in
the “little steel” strike. In his cam
paign for re-election he had “supped
at labor’s table” to the extent of
a half-million-dollar contribution to
the Democratic national committee
by the C. I. O. x
Lewis suggested that it would be
a wise move for labor and agricul
ture to wage their battles together
politically.
“Labor has suffered just as our
farm population has suffered,” he
said, “from a viciously unequal dis
tribution of the national income.
“The exploitation of both classes
of workers has been the source of
panic and depression, and upon the
economic welfare of both rests the
best assurance of a sound and per
manent prosperity.”
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Chinese Won't 'Cooperate'!
APAN’S aim in the undeclared
war is to make China submit
once and for all to her will, the
Japanese government virtually ad
mitted through its foreign minister,
Koki Hirota. The seriousness of
Japan’s intentions were obviated
when Emperor Hirohito, departing
from precedent, referred to the con
flict in detail in a public statement
ft
John L. Lewis
from the throne, and when it was
revealed that Nippon is preparing
more appropriations for her already
heavy war chest.
Hirota blamed the Chinese central
government for the present fighting
because it refuses to “co-operate”
with Japan in “maintaining peace”
in eastern Asia. Japanese military
action against China, he said, was
taken to make impossible the re
currence of the current heetilities.
“Japan,” he said, “has no other ob
jective than to see a happy and
tranquil North China and Sino-Jap-
anese relations so adjusted as to
enable us to put into practice our
policy . .
“Since China, ignoring our true
motive, mobilized her vast armies
against us, we can do no other than
to counter by force of arms.”
The emperor, in addressing the
houses of parliament, greatly im
pressed his subjects with a review
of the war, arriving at much the
same conclusions as Hirota had.
The session of parliament was
called to consider the appropriation
of $592,000,000 for the campaigns in
China, raising the total of the na
tion’s war chest to $737,000,000.
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Dodd and Hull Disagree
T> Y THE time this is printed Wil-
liam E. Dodd may no longer be
United States ambassador to Ger
many. In an interview he vigorously
opposed any Ameri
can representation
at the Nazi party
congress in Nurem
berg. Secretary of
State Cordell Hull
refused to comment
upon Dodd’s atti
tude, but announced
that the United
States would be rep
resented at the con
ference which will
celebrate H i 11 e r’s
rule by Prentiss Gil-
bert, American charge d’affaires in
Berlin.
Secretary Hull explained that the
action was being taken merely as a
friendly gesture to the Nazi govern
ment, with whom he said the United
States is in complete diplomatic ac
cord. Diplomatic reports have in
dicated that Dodd, now vacationing
here, had made himself unpopular
in Berlin because of criticism of the
Hitler government’s policies. Ru
mor had it that he might not re
turn to his post.
Eleven ambassadors, thirty min
isters and seven charges d’affaires
were scheduled to attend the rally,
the most conspicuous absence be
ing that of the papal state’s repre
sentative. Most distinguished guest
expected was Premier Benito Mus
solini of Italy.
Palestine Plan Approved
G reat Britain’s plan for the
establishment of separate Jew
ish and Arab states in Palestine
received the favorable report of the
League of Nations’ permanent man
dates commission. The scheme,
evolved to solve the differences for
ever arising between the Arabs and
Jews, would give them each a state
of their own and leave a third divi
sion of Palestine, the part contain
ing Jerusalem, Bethlehem and oth
er important shrines, under British
mandate.
The 235-page report said it was
“conceivable the new states result
ing from partition might remain un
der mandate until they gave proof
of ability to govern themselves.”
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Postage Stamp War
ONDURAS and Nicaragua were
on the verge of running up the
curtain on their own little show in
honor of Mars, the god of war—all
over a postage stamp. Nicaragua
issued a stamp bearing a map which
showed an area along the Hondu
ras boundary as “territory in dis
pute.” Hondurans claimed it was
an affront to their sovereignty,
citing the Spanish award which both
sides accepted in 1906 and which
was supposed to have settled the
territory question. Hondurans were
further incensed when Nicaraguan
radio speakers hinted the Honduran
army couldn’t lick a postage stamp,
and proposed sending troops into
that country.
Ambassador
W. E. Dodd"
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Tombstone Inscriptions.
P HOENIX, ARIZ.—A gentle
man took me sightseeing
through a cemetery that abound
ed in proud mausoleums and
stately shafts.
I figured he wanted to show me
that rich folks continue to enjoy the
utmost luxury even
after becoming de
ceased.
How futile and
how vain are most
tombstone inscrip
tions. They give the
dates of birth and
death — events in.
neither of which the
departed had any
say-so — unless he
committed suicide.
And just as the av- Irvin S. Cobb
erage graveside eu
logy is a belated plea for the defense,
offered after the evidence is all in,
so an epitaph is an advertisement
for a line of goods which perma
nently has been discontinued.
Somehow this burying ground
stuff reminds me of hired critics of
other men’s efforts. The difference
between professional book review
ers and the other obituarians is that
the latter do their work after you
pass on, but the reviewers can’t
wait until you’re dead to write your
literary death notice for you.
Maybe critics are to authors what
fleas were to David Harum’s dog;
they keep authors from brooding on
being authors.
* • * «
Catching Barracuda.
J EO CARILLO is quite a yachts-
■*- / man when not acting for tho
screen or leading parades. He’s our
champion parade leader. It’s got
so they don’t dare let a colored fu
neral go past his house for fear he’ll
rush right out and head the proces
sion.
On one of those days when there
wasn’t a parade, he took Victor
Moore and me out on his boat. We
caught a mess of slim, yet fragrant
fish. Leo called them barracuda,
but, with their low retreating fore
heads and greedy jaws, they looked
more like shyster lawyers to me—
the kind who chase ambulances and
eventually get disbarred.
• * • **
Glad, Mad Artists.
H eretofore, the glad, mad
geniuses, who produce master
pieces of sculpture and painting
which resemble nothing on heaven or
earth or in the waters below except
possibly some bad dream which
these parties had once -while feel
ing pretty bilious, have depended
upon the ultra-ults among the intelli
gentsia for support.
But now one hears divers million
aires may endow for them an aca
demy or a gallery—or .possibly it’s
an asylum for the more violent
cases. Anyhow, there’s money be
hind the cult, and when money gets
behind a thing in this country, it
usually flourishes, provided the
money doesn’t get too far behind,
as happened in 1929, when the rest
of the country was trying to figure
out what had become of the deposits
and investments, which we, of the
sucker class, had entrusted to our
leading financial wizards.
Still, we of that same ignorant
mass-group do not have to buy ex
amples of this new schoool. We don’t
even have to look at them unless
we’re in Germany and are escorted
to the official state-run display by a
regiment of Nazi storm-troopers.
And, aside from their ideas of
what constitutes art, it’s said that
some of the artists themselves are
not really dangerous, merely annoy
ing in an itchy sort of way. In
other words, they’re all right if you
don’t get one of ’em on you.
* • *
Pugilistic Authors.
J M ALWAYS missing something.
On the occasion of one really his
toric battle between a brace of dis
tinguished writers, I yawningly left
the scene before Messrs. Sinclair
Lewis and Theodore Dreiser quit
swapping hard words and started
swapping soft blows.
And it was just my luck to be out
here recently when Ernest Heming
way threw a book—or maybe it was
a publisher; anyhow some such
hard, knobby object—at Mr. Max
Eastman and Mr. Eastman retort
ed with a tremendous push which
damaged Mr. Hemingway not at all.
The typical writer, no matter how
red-blooded his style may be, packs
all his wallops in his pen and never
in his fist. There have been excep
tions. Once Rex Beach cleaned out
a night club all by himself, but his
opponents were hoodlums, not fel
low-writers. He had something sub
stantial to work on.
Some of my belligerent brethren
in the writing game never lose an
argument, but, on the other hand,
none of them ever won a fight.
Neither did their literary opponents.
In fact, next to the average profes
sional pugilist, I can think of no one
who, in the heat of combat, equals
a writer for showing such magnifi
cent self-control when it comes ei
ther to inflicting personal injury or
sustaining same.
IRVIN S. COBB.
©—WNU Service.
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ADVENTURERS’ CLUB
HEADLINES FROM THE LIVES
OF PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELFI
“The Door to Death"
By FLOYD GIBBONS
Famous Headline Hunter
H ello everybody:
Here’s the tale of the hand that saved a submarine from
going to the bottom—and staying there. It’s the tale of the hand
that saved that vessel from destruction and its crew from drown
ing. And incidentally, it saved the life of Edward Lowgreen of
New York City, who is today’s Distinguished Adventurer, and the
man who is telling us this yarn.
Ed came to this country in 1926, from Sweden. Over there he had
been a sailor. He went to sea in 1919, starting as a mess boy and work
ing his way up to a fireman’s job. Then, in June, 1922, he came home to
visit his folks and that visit set him moving toward the big adventure
of his life.
At home he met one of his old school pals, who was a sailor in the
Swedish navy. He talked Ed into going back with him and enlisting in
the same outfit. A few days later he was on his way to Stockholm where
he signed the papers and was assigned to the submarine Illen.
Ed didn’t like the navy discipline very well. He says that after he
had been on that submarine for two months he felt as though it had been
two years. But one day he heard that the sub had been ordered out on a
cruise. It was going to Danzig, Germany. That promised to be a little
more interesting.
It was so doggone interesting, in fact, that Ed will never
forget that cruise.
The trip over was uneventful. On the way back, though, it was hard
work. They went through a course of training on the return trip, and all
the subs in the fleet made one practice submergence after another. It kept
the crews busy. When the Illen was about to go under water, Ed and
a petty officer had the job of taking down the wireless antennae and
bringing it in from the deck. It didn’t look like a dangerous job—but
it turned out to be not only dangerous, but fatal.
Ed and the petty officer had taken the antennae down several times
in the course of that return trip—and then, one day, they went up on deck
to take it down again. It was a beautiful day. The sea was calm, and
;he Illen was riding easily on the water. The order had been given to
“Get ready to submerge” and Ed and the petty officer were doing their
share.
The Sub Was Sinking Under Them.
In the routine of sending the sub under water, the final submerging
order was not given until the petty officer with Ed reported back be
low. But this time, something went wrong. They were still taking down
the radio gear, when suddenly, the sub BEGAN TO SINK UNDER
THEM.
Ed will never forget that moment—and the whole crew of that vessel
had good reason to be thankful for what happened next. In panic, Ed
ran toward the hatch. It was closed, but not fastened down. He was
trying to get to it—swing it open, and get inside before the ship went
under.
But Ed didn’t have a chance to make it. He would just
about reach the hatch and get it open by the time the water closed
over the sub. Then the water would rush in—sucking Ed in with
it. It would flood through the submarine, sending it to the bot
tom and drowning the whole crew!
That’s what would have happened, if it hadn’t been for THE HAND—
the hand of the petty officer. He kept his head when Ed lost his and be
gan racing toward that hatch. He reached out—caught Ed—and
then the sub slid out from under both of them, and they were strug
gling in the water.
Both men had on heavy rubber boots, and they filled with water.
“Mine felt just as if I had a ton of coal on each foot,” says Ed. “I looked
around for my partner, and just caught a glimpse of him when I felt
myself going down.”
Boot Came Off Just in Time.
Ed went down, and stayed down until he thought he was never going
to come up again. Then he started to rise. His head broke water for an
instant, and he managed to catch another breath of fresh air in his
lungs. Then he went under for the second time.
All the while, he was trying to swim, but his water-filled boots
seemed like so much lead. As he went under the second time, he bent
himself double in the water and began tugging at one of those boots.
It was awkward work. In that doubled-over position, it was twice
as hard to keep the air in his lungs. The boot stuck and wouldn’t come
off. It seemed to Ed that he was going down twice as far as he had
gone the last time—that he had been under twice as long.
Then, suddenly, the boot came off. Ed was so exhausted
that he didn’t even try to get off the other one. His chest was
aching—his head was spinning. Bright spots were dancing be
fore his eyes. But he was going up again—rising toward the
surface.
At last his head was out of the water again. As if it were a dream,
Ed saw a rowboat coming toward him. It didn’t seem to make much
difference to him whether that boat picked him up or not. Ed was
tired. He wanted to go to sleep. He sank back into the water and im
mediately lost consciousness.
The Hero Never Came Up.
Ed doesn’t remember being dragged into the rowboat. He doesn’t
remember anything until he woke up in a bunk aboard another boat.
His partner wasn’t with him, and the whole division was searching for
his body. They never found it though, and his funeral was held there
on the high seas at the spot where his body had gone down.
The commander of the ship read the service, and threw a wreath on
the water. He was paying a tribute to a hero. But only Ed knew then
that that hero had saved the lives of the submarine’s entire crew.
©—WNU Service.
Social Security Is Old
in Primitive Australia
A system of “old-age pensions”
has been practiced in Australia by
the Kendall river (Gulf of Carpen
taria) blacks since time immemo
rial. These primitive folk make cer
tain foods “taboo” to the young
hunter, and he must bring them
back to camp and hand them over
to the aged, who are unable to stalk
game for themselves.
The old people are jealous of this
prerogative and instill in young
minds a great fear of its violation,
reports the Australian Press bu
reau. So the crows that fall to the
young huntsman’s spear must be
brought back to make tasty repasts
for the aged of the tribe, lest the
youth who eats them grows black
feathers over his body.
Kendall river region has been won
over only in the last two years by
Rev. W. F. Mackenzie, and when
the government ketch Melbidir ar
rived at the mouth of the river he
boarded the vessel and made the
journey three miles upstream to
where his faithful man Uki has con
tacted the natives and won their
confidence.
As the Melbidir went up the river,
alligators were sunning themselves
on either bank. Some of the natives
hold them sacred, and give them in
dividual names. However, when
Mackenzie shot one there was heavy
feasting by young and old. The
“old-age pension” law was suspend
ed, and even the most superstitious,
and those whose “totem” is under
the alligator, accepted their portion.
A “boo shell,” which carries
sound for miles across the water,
heralded the minister’s approach.
The blacks were a wild collection,
bare to the waists, and with only
bags or old calicos around their
middles. Long, deep lacerations on
their chests and arms told how they
had suffered in fashion’s cause.
Their noses were pierced with wal
laby bone and their ears cut to car
ry bamboo ornaments.
Folk Cookery in Scotland
Centuries have handed down folk
cookery in the villages and towns
of Scotland and England. Some of
the names of these dishes are
strange to the average visitor. The
scone of Scotland is more known
than the Cornish pastie and the
Kentish pie. The majority of Amer
icans have never heard of Goos-
nagh cakes from Lancashire; rye
loaves and rum butter from Cum
berland. From Bakewell comes the
famous pudding, cakes from Ban
bury, bannocks from Selkirk and
jellied eels from Bishopsgate. The
secrets of frumenty, sillabubs, star-
gazey pie, salmagundy and singin
hinnies will be divulged oftentimes
to visitors to the villages, and if
they are lucky, visitors will be able
to sample Queen Henrietta’s Morn
ing Broth and the little white man*
chets.
Picking It
“Remember, my boy,” said the
elderly relative, “that wealth does
not bring happiness.”
“I don’t expect it to,” answered
the young man. “I merely want
it so that I may be able to choose
the kind of misery that is most
agreeable to me.”
“Dear, dear, you mustn’t play
with daddy’s razor, baby! Moth
er’s got a tin of peaches to open.”
Faulty Deduction
A suburbanite once christened
his baby “Homer” and on the
clergyman asking him whether he
had done so because Homer was
his favorite poet, he replied:
“Poet? Why, no, sir; I keep
pigeons.”
THE ANSWER
“What’s the secret of your wife’s
hair not turning gray?” t
“Can’t say—she keeps it dark.”
Heap Plenty Names
A Scotsman went into a tele
graph office to send a wire, and
was told that he had to pay for his
message, but that his name went
free. He thought it over for a
while, but then said in a broad
Scottish accent: “Ye may or may
no think it, but I’m an Indian, and
my name is T won’t be home till
Saturday.’ ”—Montreal Star.
In Short
One of the briefer musical crlts
cisms appeared in the local pa
per: “An amateur string quartet
played Brahms here last evening.
Brahms lost.”—Detroit News.
Natural history rewritten: Night
birds don’t give a hoot.
The Limit
Hotel Maid (to new arrival)—
The proprietress says, madam,
that she will move your dressing-
table, alter the position of your
bed, let you have another blanket,
and provide some wedges for your
windows, stop the clock striking
on the landing, and give you a
separate table at the window—but
she says you’ll have to take the
weather as you find it.—Louisville
Courier.
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