McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, September 02, 1937, Image 7
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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1937
&
the Whole Family
THE FEATHERHEADS
By OaboriM
• V«un UbIm
there; ,
AMD THAT5
THAT/
THJS 15 ONE TIME THE
RIM<sIMG OF THE 'PHONE
GOING TO GET ME
OUT OF THE
TUB/
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'LO .DEAR MR
CHIZZLE IS GOING
TO HAVE DINNER.
WITH US— C'MON,
WILL. I’t-L SHOW
^OlJ WHERE VOLl
CAM WASH
v up —
Missed Calling
—BUT I DID Try to call.\
WOU FIVE OR Siy TIMES, 1
A L WAVS
got the Busy j
SIGNAL—
Vou CAM
twta ^
get a lo
OF KNOCKS'
iF Your
Poorbell
is out op
ORDER.
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S’MATTER POP— A Capacious Taste, Yes, Sir!
By C. M. PAYNE
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9 B«n Syndicate.—WNU Service.
MESCAL IKE b? s. l. huntley
The Sun Dodger
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MAW AN' OOMj'
MAS BEEXJ
ArRUCXUSINJ'
AGENJ.
MISSUS OATES ALLOWS AS
MOW MULEVS A KJO-GOOO FCR.
NOTMIKJ* acgoonjt op me won t
GIT UP AN OUTTA &EO QP A
OAV until. TW SUN comes
IN TW* WINDER
5
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SMECi^s, -n-ier pears
like, its earlv enougm.
WWAT TIME. DOES TM*
SUN RISE OF
MORNlN* NOW
BUT -rWET AIN'T GOT
nothin’ to oo witw wrr-.
.MULEN'S ROOM is ON TM*
.WEST SIDE OF TW*
MOUSE t
Tweu^weu so voo
CLAIM voo WAVE
LCAKnjEO TO COm .
6 ASM FULNJESS
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Loll^Ga^s
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OOVS AR.E SO MUCM
MORE ©ASmFUL
OTWERS
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Tad OToaghlin
By W«un Wi^m^ Vml—
Duty First
will vez do us a
FAVOR, MRS. SNOOP,
AN* GlT US A COUPLA
OICE CRRE*AM CONES—
NAVTHER OF US KIN
IAVF TH* CAR
GLAD TO
DO THAT
FER. VOd
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—ATTeA/T/oV CAR
t\0. »7— OAK A/VD
gleep street-^
IN v/E STi G ATfe
wnY— where*
. ARE: They ?
HAD To
ERQAND FOR
THE RADIO
ANNOdNlCE^
Sbmoqo/
cops
that are
vJAOC/AJATeP
NEVER.
CATCH
AMVTHlMG*
POP— The Smartest Man
By J. MILLAR WATT
who!s the smartest
CHAP IN THE
OFFICE
9
1 canY answer that
question!
IGNORANCE.
no/
modesty.'
*
9 Bell Syndicate^—WNU Service,
The Curse of Progress
TVfW I ASKED HIM WWAT SIDE
OF A RABBITS TAIL WAS TW* MOST
FUR. 1 DOUT KNOW. SEZ ME —
<&B/E UP*-1 SEZ VEAW, WWAT
SIDE MAS THE MOST FUR , %EZ W6--
TMOJ r SEZ— THE OOTStOK-f'.
MAW-MAW" ACT IT— WA1M—
TMIf
OOTSlDC/l
Itteae o»ue guv tu
OUR CROWD WHO ALWAVS RAP
All th' gal* arourd rim—
ASJ' pro RE THIUtL RE WAS <3000/
w. a. PJ i s.
the
Bills and Bills
‘Ts your father in?” asked
visitor.
The boy looked thoughtful.
“What’s your name, please?” he
stskcde
“Bill. He’ll know what that
means," said the other.
The boy shook his head.
“Then pa isn’t in,” he replied.
“1 heard him tell mum that if any
bills came today he’d go mad.
The Hidden Barb
He—I had an invitation from the
Robinsons the other day. It read:
“Mr. and Mrs. Robinson request the
pleasure of the presents of Mr
at the wedding of their daughter.”
She—What did you do?
He—Oh, just sent a present to the
young people with the wish: “May
you be spared many years to
gether.”
Bang!
“Hello! City bridge department?”
“Yes. What can we do for you?”
“How many points do you get for
a little slam?”—Kansas City Star.
THE FAMILY ALBUM-HOME WORK
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
(Ceprrifta. 1**7. k» Th. B,ll Syrtiot*. I»«.»
SIRS MOHStHSE.If'i 3)L*
K -lb 6E< A CARPCHfOL
Hf CAW FlMfcAfbOOP.
SWMtt IbOLS OVER
UVlS6-f«00M FLOOR,
AND SPENDS HALF AW
HOUR 1W|H61b DEODI
WHAf -The 'Trouble is
AT IWTERVAIA RPLAlWS
10 VARIOUS MEMBERS
of -the famhY -The/ cahT
COME IW, HFS Fi6Mf (HYrtE
MIDDLE Of rmiWfe fWE DOOR
FIDDLES WITH LATCH
AWD KNOB TOR AHOfoDI
•Ten MINDIES,
TAKES KHOB OFFj CALL- SHOUTS OF COURSE HE CLAMOR OF FAMIlV WANT- 0WlH6 TO A MISSING
(vis Thai no, Wilfred caht come 1b the w& to use liviho room screw, cant set knob
CAN’T HAVE The SCREW- PHONE NOW, 6ETS ACUTE HURRIES To ON AND 60ES To CALL
DRIVER. HE HEEDS If tt< KNOB BACK ON CARPENTER,
Bit of String and
But One Square
Luxurious lace of undreamed of
heauty is this for tea or dinner
table! A crochet hook, some string
and the clearly stated directions
of this easy-to-memorize pattern
are all you need to get started.
Though the finished piece gives
Pattern 5845.
the effect of two squares, it takes
but one 5% inch “key” square,
repeated, to give this rich effect.
Here’s loveliness with durability
for years to come whether your
choice is a cloth, spread, scarf,
buffet set or other accessory. In
pattern 5845 you will find complete
instructions for making the square
shown; an illustration of it and of
all stitches used; material re
quirements.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle Household
Arts Dept., 259 W. Fourteenth St.,
Nsw York, N. Y.
CARDUI
In this modern time something
Wonderfully worth while can be done
for practically every woman who
suffers from functional pains of
menstruation. Certain cases can be
relieved by taking Cardui. Others
may need a physician’s treatment.
Cardui has two widely demon
strated uses: (1) To ease the im
mediate pain and nervousness of
the monthly period; and (2) to aid
in building up the whole system by
helping women to get more strength
from their food.
Consolation of Time
God has commanded time to
console the unhappy.—Joubert.
it's " FiLte/L-Fuie" LARGEST
MOROLINE
SNOW-WH/TE PETROLEUM JELLY
Aversity the Test
Prosperity makes friends and
adversity tries them.—Plautus.
GS
"BUCK LEAF 40”
Keeps Dogs Awayfroai
Evergreens, Shrubs etc.
1M6 U*e IViTMMMsM
i. pw Gallon of Smar-
LIQUID, TABLETS
SALVE. NOSE DROPS
checks
MALARIA
in three d*ys
COLDS
first day
Headache, 30 minutes.
Try “Rnb-My-Tian”—World’s Best ]
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