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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 1937
News Review of Current Event*
CONGRESS ENDS SESSION
Dodges Most of 'Must' Legislation . • . Shelves Wages
tond Hours Bill • • • Shell Hits U. S. Flagship in China
A breathing
spell! Members
of 75th congress,
happy in adjourn
ment at last, file
out of the Capitol
in Washington.
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SUMMARIZES THE WORLI
SUMMARIZES THE WORLD’S WEEK
O Western Newspaper Union.
Hooray! School Is Outl
E VEN if there were more than a
few threats of “Wait’ll I get you
after school,” the nation’s lawmak
ers were happy as schoolboys at
the end of the term, as the first ses
sion of the Seventy-fifth congress
came to a close at last. The sena
tors and representatives, fairly
bogged down with months of wran
gling, much of it fu^jle, through the
intolerable Washington summer,
were glad of release, even if such
release carried the implication that
there might be a special session in
October.
But the legislators left the Capitol
in the realization that the session
just ended will probably become
known less for what it did than what
it did not do.
Four out of five of President
Roosevelt’s major “must” meas
ures it did not pass; the fifth it
passed only t with reservations which
put a new complexion upon it.
Congress did not pass the wages
and hours bill. After being passed
by the senate in unacceptable form,
with tiie understanding that it would
be improved in the house, the bill
was still buried with the house rules
committee when the bell rang.
Congress did not pass the new
crop control bill which includes Sec
retary Wallace’s “ever-normal
granary” project. It was agreed
that this legislation be brought up
during the first week of the January
session or the special session.
• It did not pass the President’s de
sired legislation for re-organization
of the executive department. It did
vote the White House six new sec
retaries, though.
It did not pass the proposal to
Increase the membership of the Su
preme court by six justices, who
would apparently be selected with a
view to insuring the constitution
ality of New Deal measures. By a
vote of 70 to 20 it permitted a sub
stitute measure, which would have
added the justices one at a time,
to die a natural death in committee.
In addition to failing to enact this
legislation demanded by the chief
executive, congress defeated the
Norris bill to create seven “little
TVA’s,” and the crop insurance
bill, proposing a revolving fund of
$100*000,000. The senate failed to
ratify the sanitary convention with
Argentina, modifying the restric
tions on imports of meat and live
stock.
However, congress did:
Pass the Wagner low-cost housing
bill, but with restrictions on the unit
cost which will, it is charged, make
the program virtually unavailable
for New York and other large cities
which constitute the principal slum
problems. The $526,000,000 measure
was on the President’s “must” list.
Pass a sugar quota which may be
vetoed by the President. He threat
ened to veto such a bill if it limited
the output of Puerto Rico and Ha
waii to 126,000 and 29,000 short tons
annually, and it does just that.
Extend the neutrality law to pro
hibit the shipment of arms, am
munition and implements of war to
belligerents or extension of credit to
them.
Pass the Guffey act, creating a
commission to fix prices and control
the marketing of bituminous coal.
Appropriate $1,500,000,000 for
work relief in the current fiscal
year.
Pass a bill to outlaw personal
holding companies and other al
leged means of tax evasion.
Passed a reform bill for the lower
courts, designed to speed appeals to
the Supreme court and permit the
Department of Justice to intervene
in cases involving the constitution
ality of a statute.
Ratified the Buenos Aires “peace
treaties,” which include a consulta
tive pact for common course of ac
tion when war anywhere threatens
the American republics.
Extended the CCC three years.
The President had asked that it be
made permanent.
Passed a farm tenancy bill to
help share croppers buy their own
farms. This provides for the ex
penditure of $10,000,000 the first
year, $25,000,000 the second year
and $50,000,000 in succeeding years.
Appropriations for the session to
taled $9,389,488,893; this was $946,-
910,379 less than for the 1936 session,
which included $2,237,000,000 for the
soldiers’ bonus.
Guffey's Unholy Three
S :lNCE the fight on the President’s
court plan began in the senate, it
has become more and more obvious
that a serious split impends in the
Democratic party ranks. It was
not a secret that certain of the sena
tors and representatives were
marked for extinction, fish fries and
harmony dinners notwithstanding.
But few expected the bombshell
that broke when Sen. Joseph F. Guf
fey of Pennsylvania, in a radio
speech just before the end of the
session, openly named Senators O’
Mahoney of Texas, Burke of Ne
braska Euid Wheeler of Montana as
senators who would not return to
Washington after the next elections.
Burke summed up reply of the
three men attacked when he said
that if Guffey’s statement were true
“we might just as well forget about
Jefferson Island and harmony •din
ners and get ready for a real bat
tle.” Wheeler, on the senate floor,
said that if the “Democratic bosses
. . . want to drive us out of the
Democratic party they will not have
any difficulty in doing so. I say to
you (Guffey) that if you nominate
your governor of Pennsylvania or
yourself for President of the United
States, you will not have to drive
us out.”
Admiral Yarnell Protests
T TNCLE SAM was brought nearer
^ than ever to the unofficial war
in North China when a shell ex
ploded on the deck of the Augusta,
flagship of the United States’ Asi
atic fleet, killing Freddie John Fal-
gout, a seaman, and wounding 18
others of the crew. The ship was
lying at anchor in the Whangpoo riv
er in the heart of the International
Settlement of Shanghai. It was im
possible to determine whether the
shell had been fired by the Chinese
or Japanese.
Admiral Harry E. Yarnell, com
mander of the fleet, warned the gov
ernments of both nations againbt
shellfire over American and foreign
warships. The President and the
State department were inclined to
leave diplomatic overtures to the
military, naval and diplomatic offi
cers in China. The President de
clared that under the circumstances
accidents such as the one which
beset the Augusta were bound to
occur.
Premier Sees Long War
P REMIER FUMIMARO KONOE
declared in Tokyo that there
would be no settlement of the un
declared war until Japan had “pun
ished” the Chinese army. He ad
mitted that he believed the fighting
would be of long duration.
The Japanese foreign office was
said to have rejected a British plan
to establish a neutral zone in Shang
hai. A spokesman said the Chinese
soldiers must withdraw far enough
beyond the limits of the demilitar
ized zone of 1932 to make an attack
impossible. The government’s aim
was expressed as a desire to restore
amicable relations between Japan
and China, but to chastise the Chi
nese militarists.
Franco Batter* 'Iron Ring 1
L OYALIST Spain’s second “iron
ring” — the one around San
tander on the northern coast—is
proving no more invulnerable than
its first—the fortifications about Bil
bao. Rebels have broken through
it, besieging the hungry city and
bombarding its fortifications with
artillery. General Franco’s forces
have captured several important
neighboring towns in Villacarriedo,
considered an important sector.
In a communique the national de
fense ministry at Valencia admitted
that the government had met defeat
in the fighting about Santander, but
claimed the victory had cost the in
surgents heavily in men. It also
claimed that an Italian sergeant,
taken prisoner, reported that four
Italian divisions were fighting with
the rebels on the Santander front
Irvin S. Cobb
about:
The State of the World.
S ANTA MONICA, CALIF.—
Up in Montreal a veteran
showman says he talks with
chimpanzees in their own lan
guage. I wish he’d ask one of
his chimpanzee pals what he
thinks about the present setup
of civilization.
Because I can’t find any humans
who agree as to where we all are
going and what the
chances are of get
ting there. In fact,
the only two who ap
pear to be certain
about it are young
Mr. Corcoran and
young Mr. Cohen,
and they seem to
hesitate at times—
not much, but just a
teeny-weeny b i t—
which is disconcert
ing to the lay mind.
We are likely to lose
confidence even in a comet, once it
starts wobbling on us.
I’m also upset by a statement
from England’s greatest star-gazer
—they call him the astronomer roy
al, which, by coupling it with the
royal fsunily, naturally gives astron
omy a great social boost in England
and admits it to the best circles.
He says the moon is clear off its
mathematically prescribed course.
* • *
Cash Versus I. O. U.’s.
O NLY a few weeks ago the front
- pages were carrying dis
patches saying the adjustment of
Great Britain’s defaulted debt was
just around the corner. Economists
and financiers had discussed terms
of settlement. Figures were quoted
—mainly figures calling for big re
ductions on our part, but never mind
that. They were figures anyhow.
Lately the papers have been
strangely silent on the subject. Per
haps you remember the old sto^
told on the late John Sharp Wil
liams, who frequented a game at
Washington where sportive states
men played poker for heavy stakes
—mostly with those quaint little fic
tional products called I. O. U.’s as
mediums of exchange.
Early one morning a fellow sena
tor met the famous Mississippian
coming from an all-night session.
“I certainly mopped up,” he pro
claimed. “I won $3,000—and what’s
more, $8.75 of it was in cash.”
• • *
Autumn Millinery.
J UST as the poor, bewildered
males are becoming reconciled
to the prevalent styles in women’s
hats, up bobs a style creator in New
York warning us that what we’ve
thus far endured is merely a fore
taste of what’s coming.* In other
words, we ain’t seen nothin’!
For autumn, he predicts a
quaint number with a slanted peak
fifteen inches high, which, I take
it, will make the wearer look like
a refugee trying to escape from un
der a collapsing pagoda.
Another is a turban entirely com
posed of rooster feathers.
A matching coat of rooster feath
ers goes with this design. But in
the old days they used hot tar.
A third model features for its top-
hamper a series of kalsomine
brushes sticking straight up. Nat
urally, the hat itself will imitate a
barrel of whitewash.
But the gem of all is a dainty
globular structure of Scotch plaid.
Can you imagine anything more be
coming to your lady wife than an
effect suggesting that she’s balanc
ing a hot-water bag on her brow?
• • •
v “McGuffeyisms.”
T HE lieutenant-governor of Ohio
urges a return to “McGuffey-
ism” for settling modern problems.
’Twas in a McGuffey reader that
I met those prize half-wits of lit
erature—the Spartan boy who let
the fox gnaw his vitals; the chuckle
headed youth who stood on the burn
ing deck; the congenial idiot who
climbed an alp in midwinter while
wearing nothing but a night shirt
and carrying a banner labeled “Ex
celsior” in order to freeze to death;
the skipper who, when the ship was
sinking, undertook to calm the pas
sengers by—but wait, read the im
mortal lines:
“We are lost!” the captain shouted.
As he staggered down the stair.
And then the champion of all—the
Dutch lad who discovered a leak
in the dyke so he stuck his wrist in
the crevice and all night stayed
there. In the morning, when an
early riser came along and asked
what was the general idea, the
heroic urchin said—but let me quote
the exact language of the book:
“ ‘I am hindering the sea from
running in,’ was the simple reply of
the child.”
Simple? I’ll tell the world!
Nothing could be simpler except an
authority on hydraulics who figures
that, when the Atlantic ocean starts
boring through a crack in a mud
wall, you can hold it back by using
one small Dutch boy’s arm for a
stopper.
IRVIN S. COBB.
© Western Newspaper Union.
Bamboo Largest of Grasses
The giant bamboo is doubtless the
largest of the grasses. The arun-
dinacea grows to 100 feet high and
the variety Tulda to 70 feet high.
Thuxe are other very high varieties.
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ADVENTURERS’ CLUB
HEADLINES FROM THE LIVES
OF PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF!
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Devil in the Dark
By FLOYD GIBBONS
Famous Headline Hunter
T ODAY’S pleasant little tale, boys and girls, is about a grave
yard and a boy who lay in it waiting for death. It’s Harry
Dennehy of New York City who is telling this yarn, and it con
cerns the time Harry thought he was about to get an exclusive
interview with the Devil.
That’s something that newspaper men would look forward to. A
lot of them would give their shirts to get Old Nick off in a corner and
say, “Look here, now, Dev, what do you think of American women?”
But Harry wasn’t looking forward to it. He didn’t give a
whoop about meeting Old Nick, and he didn’t give a whoop about
American women then, either. For this happened in December
of 1917, and Harry was just a boy living in Cork county, Ireland.
Maybe Harry’s dad shouldn’t have told him ghost stories. And may
be Harry shouldn’t have been prowling around at night when everybody
ought to be in bed. Anyway, the facts are these: The Sinn Fein move
ment was organizing all over Ireland. The Gaelic language had been
suppressed in the public schools and the young fellows of the neigh
borhood were meeting in secret sessions to learn the Irish language as
it was spoken in the days of the Irish kings.
Fear of the Devil Was Instilled in Him.
Harry’s dad was an old-fashioned man who wanted Harry to be at
home early of nights, and he used every method he knew to get results.
He told him stories about ghosts he had seen in the neighborhood that
fairly made Harry’s hair stand on end. He told Harry that the Devil
haunted the country of nights, waiting to snatch up young boys who
stayed out late, and Harry half believed him. But not even the fear of
the Devil could keep him away from those Gaelic classes when all the
other young lads of spirit in the neighborhood were going. So, on cer
tain nights, Harry slipped out of the house and off through Ovens grave,
yard to Strelan, whre the class was held.
It was all right going—but it was the coming back that worried
Harry. Coming back in the dark along about 11 o’clock. Coming
back through the graveyard, with its black and white shadows.
That’s when Harry used to think of the stories his dad would tell
him and run fast so that he’d get home all out of breath.
And then came the night that the class broke up later than usual, and
Harry didn’t start his four-mile walk home until half-past 11. He walked
with a couple of other lads for the first mile and a half. Then they left
him to go off in another direction and Harry was alone. He was more
reluctant than usual to go through the graveyard, but it would cut half
a mile off his journey, and even if he went the long way he’d have to pass
along the edge of that graveyard anyhow. So he started right through.
It Sure Looked and Sounded Like Satan.
It was after he was well in the graveyard that Harry remembered the
time. He had left Strelan at 11:30, and now it would be about mid
night—the hour when, according to his dad’s stories, the Devil was in.the
habit of appearing on earth. After that every tombstone looked as if it
were grinning at him. Every shadow looked like a specter. Ajid Harry
began walking faster than ever.
He had just passed the old church that stood in the center of the
grounds when suddenly—he heard a sound. It was the clanking rattle of
a chain. Harry broke into a dead run and fled for the exit. He says he
made it in nothing flat. The gate was locked, but there was a flight of
steps leading up over the wall, and in his panic he tried to take them ip
a flying leap.
That leap was nothing short of disaster. Harry missed his
footing. His toe stubbed on one step—his knee cracked against
the edge of another. Down in a heap he went, and then, for an
instant, he lost consciousness. When he came to again he was
lying on the steps, still inside the cemetery, with a sharp pain
stabbling through his knee.
The pain was so intense that Harry just lay there, unable to move.
Then he thought of that chain-clanking specter, and in a fit of terror ho
tried to drag himself up the steps. Suddenly he heard that clanking of
chains again—and the sound was COMING TOWARD HIM!
“I guess,” says he, “that you know how a rabbit feels when he’s
looking into the eye of a snake that is hypnotizing him. Well, that’s just
how I felt then. I couldn’t stir an inch. I could hear slow, rhythmic foot
falls on the gravel and the sound of the chain, keeping tune with
every step. It seemed an eternity that I lay there powerless to
help myself—waiting for what I was certain must be the end. And
just then the moon came up!”
The light should have reassured Harry—but it didn’t. Straight ahead
of him he could see a dark form coming straight toward him. It was a
short, squat form, moving steadily to the clank of its chains, and Harry
could see the horns sticking up from the top of its head!
Just a Stray, Friendly Donkey.
Old Nick! Coming to get him! Harry lay there quivering
with terror as the Devil came forward with slow, steady steps.
He wanted to scream, but he couldn’t find his voice. And then,
* all at once, the figure moved right into a beam of moonlight, and
Harry let out a low, hysterical laugh instead.
The figure came up to him and began rubbing against his leg. But
Harry had forgotten his fear now—had even forgotten the pain in his knee.
For what Harry had seen in that stray beam of moonlight was, not
the Devil, but a DONKEY—a donkey with ears—not horns—sticking up
from his head, and with a length of broken chain clanking on one of his
hind legs. ...
Harry says that’s the first time in his life that he ever felt like kissing
a jackass. He scrambled up those steps and limped on homeward to
nurse a sore knee for a week thereafter. And after that he could listen
to his dad’s ghost stories without turning a hair, for he had a pretty good
idea of how such tales get started. In fact, he’d have started one himself
—if it hadn’t been for that stray, revealing ray of moonlight.
©—WNU Service.
Millions of Matches in
Daily Use Through World
If all the matches used in the
world in one day were placed end to
end, they would reach to the moon
and 10,000 miles beyond. Think how
important these baby explosive
bombs are in the everyday business
of the world, writes a correspondent
in the St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
American kitchen matches are
usually made of pine wood cut in
a round shape. In Europe the yare
made of aspen and are cut square.
Sheets of aspen wood can be dried
artificially in a couple of hours and
made into matches within the next
hour. Thus three hours may see a
change from an aspen log to a few
hundred or more boxes of matches.
But pine has to be allowed to stand
for a couple of years before it is suf
ficiently seasoned to be made up.
There is more than one might sup
pose involved in the matter of dip
ping match sticks into the fire-pro
ducing solution that makes the head.
Match heads are really the product
of much chemical research. For
instance, feople like their matches
a cheerful color, so the chemical has
to be dyed a pleasing blue or red.
They must be double tip, capable
of being lit on any surface—a wall,
a stove, your shoe. They must not
leave a streak or scratch after
them. They must not be noisy and
pop up at the person using them.
The matches must be made so
they will not flash up too soon. They
must have no sharp edges, but must
be smooth and oval so the heads will
not rub against one another in peo
ple’s pockets and light on each oth
er. They must be fairly waterproof
and windproof, and must burn
without smoke or odor.
Henry’s Contributions
The electromagnet was further
improved by Joseph Henry, dean of
American scientists in the field of
electrical research and for many
years secretary of the Smithsonian
institution. He also made many oth
er important contributions toward
the art of communication by elec
tricity. Henry’s first magnet was
exhibited in 1829. One form of mag
net devised by him was particu
larly useful when the current ener
gizing it was carried over consider
able distances. This magnet was
utilized by Morse in his telegraph
receiver and, still later, by Bell and
others in various forms of telephone
apparatus. Electromagnets, in the
form of relays, perform important
functions in many other types of
communication equipment. When
Morse was experimenting with the
telegraph, Henry gave him the bene
fit of his technical advice, and it
was Henry’s encouragement that in
spired Bell to continue experiments
which ultimately led to the invea
tion of the telephone.
GOOD TASTE
£ TODAY
f by
"emily post
World's Foremost Authority
on Etiquette
f 3 ) Emily Post.
What Is It? Dinner,
Lunch or Supper?
EAR Mrs. Post: A friend of
mine insists that no matter
what is served, the meals of the
day in their order are called break
fast, lunch and dinner, and a light
evening meal is supper. I maintain
that if a person eats a full course
meal at noon it is called dinner.
Will you explain this to us?
Answer: Meticulously speaking*
dinner, no matter whether served
at mid-day or in the evening, be
gins with soup in plates set on a
tablecloth, and is followed by meat
and vegetables, and there is no cup
and saucer for a hot beverage on
the table. It is the tablecloth and
the soup in the soup plate, and the
absence of cups and saucers, that
classifies the meal as dinner. Until
lately the presence of bread and
butter plates also banished the
name of dinner. Supper is recog
nized principally because set on a
bare table, and it has cups .and
saucers and hot coffee, tea or choco
late on the table, and soup, if any,
is served in cups. The difference
between lunch and supper is that
one is at mid-day and the other is
in the evening. Less meticulously
but according to its more usual in
terpretation, dinner is the substan
tial meal of the 24 hours, no mat
ter at what time it is eaten, and
the other meal is either lunch or
supper.
• • •
Youth Still Addresses
His Elders With “Sir”
EAR Mrs. Post: My son is
^ eighteen and as a young child
we tanght him to address older men
as Sir. A young uncle of his insists
that Sir and Ma’am are used only
by servants when speaking to their
employers. If modern training is
gradually abolishing every sign of
filial respect, what kind of untrained
animals will our young soon be? I
wish you’d explain the present-day
use of Sir and Ma’am.
Answer: All properly brought up
boys answer Sir when making a
monosyllabic reply to a gentleman,
and Mrs. Brown or Miss Brown
when answering a lady. Girls say
Mr. Brown as well as Mrs. or Miss
Brown. Properly, servants say Sir
and Madam.
• • •
Sending Announcements,
F\ EAR Mrs. Post: My only rela-
tives are my aunt and my
brother, and under the circum
stances I am not going to have a
very large wedding and will not
send any invitations. But I would
like to send announcements to our
friends everywhere. In whose name
should these announcements bo
sent?
Answer: Either would be proper
although somewhat depending upon
circumstances. If your aunt has
brought you up and your brother is
younger than you, then the invita
tions would certainly go out in her
name. But if you and your brother
have always lived together and if
he is older than you, the invitations
would probably go out in his name.
This, however, can’t be answered
definitely since the question of how
both feel about the matter must be
taken into consideration.
• • •
Ask Her Alone,
D EAR Mrs. Post: Is it necessary
to ask the friends with whom
a friend of mine is visiting to go
out with us? I have always done
this but this year things are differ
ent and I haven’t much money.
However, 1 do not want her criti
cized for my failure to do some
thing that would be very difficult
for me to do right now, but which
they may not appreciate.
Answer: Under practically all cir
cumstances one is free to ask one’s
friend and not the persons with
whom she happens to be staying,
especially if the latter are strang
ers.
• • •
Substitute for Spouse.
D EAR Mrs. Post: You have writ
ten that to all general parties
such as receptions and musicales a
wife may accept an invitation for
herself and send regrets for her hus
band. Will you go a little further
and explain whether she might be
allowed to take a friend in her
husband’s place to such a general
party since to go alone would be
rather unpleasant?
Answer: She could do this only
in the house of someone whom she
knows well enough to call on the
telephone and ask if she may bring
whoever it is in “John’s” place.
• • •
Knives, Forks and Fish.
r\ EAR Mrs. Post: When fish is
served at breakfast, are the
medium sized knives used for eat
ing breakfast proper, or should I
set the table with the fish knives
and forks?
Answer: Usually the regular
breakfast knife and fork are used,
but if you are having small bony
fish and your fish knives are more
practical, then by all means use
them.
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