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HEAVENLY DAYS FOR THE JORDANS
Cool Organdy for Midsummer Dance
Marion and Jim—Tibber McGee and Molly’ to You—Hit the Top
in Radio After Years of Labor, Love and Laughter.
/ By WILLIAM C. UTLEY
CCYTTHY don’t you forget
VV about that guy Jordan?”
a suitor asked Marion Driscoll,
about 18 years ago. “He’ll
never amount to anything. If
you marry him, you’ll be living
out of a suitcase all your life.”
That settled it. For there was
nothing Marion Driscoll would rath
er have done for the rest of her
life than live out of a suitcase—with
her Jim.
It was a good thing for you and
me, too. If this swell romance
hadn’t blossomed into happy and
lasting marriage, we would have
had to do without two of the most
good-humored and welcome visitors
who “call” at our homes—Fibber
McGee and Molly.
Marion and Jim Jordan "lived out
of a suitcase" and worked like the
dickens for a good many years be
fore, as Fibber and Molly, they be
came one of the five or six top-
ranking radio teams. In the rural
areas and small communities they
rank first. "We’ve got a bigger
audience than even Jack Benny
has," is the way Jim puts it.
Fibber Born on Farm.
No wonder, either. They’ve al
ways been "small town folks," even
though they’ve lived in Chicago for
a long time. Like Fibber and Mol
ly, the Jordans themselves are as
genuine as the eggs in a home-made
cake. One indication is sufficient:
During the leaner years when they
sometimes worked for $35 a week,
the Jordans and their two children
—Katherine, seventeen, and Jim,
Jr., thirteen—lived in an unpreten
tious residential district on Chi-
fcago’s northwest side, where they
had a lot of friendly neighbors,
plain, ordinary folks like them
selves. When they suddenly found
themselves in the "big money" class
at last, did they buy a fine man
sion on the Gold Coast, with more
servants than closets? TH&y did
not. They built a little seven-room
house right in their old neighbor
hood; it was HOME to them, and
that was important.
Fibber (or Jim, if you prefer) was
born on a farm near Peoria, ELI.,
and worked on it until he was
twelve; he had seven brothers and
sisters to help him out. Marion was
a Peoria girl, the youngest save
one of a family of 13.
Now there hardly lives a gal who
doesn’t like to look into a mirror
once in a while, and Marion was no
exception. At sixteen she was a
very pretty girl and had a voice
good enough to land her-in the
church choir. It was at choir prac
tice one day that she caught her
self sneaking a peek into the glass
above the piano. And when she
Fibber McGee . . . and Molly.
for the one hundred twenty-second
engineers, but sickness prevented
his seeing service, and he was in a
hospital when the Armistice was
signed. Meanwhile, was Marion,
back home in Peoria, merely twid
dling her thumbs, awaiting his re
turn? "Heavenly days I" says she.
"I was that busy teaching piano to
50 pupils, some good and some bad,
I didn’t have a moment to myself!”
They decided to get out of the
show business when Jim came
back, but it was no go. Jim wasn’t
very successful finding steady work
and, with his brothers-in-law con
stantly taunting, "When are you go
ing to get a job?" he soon found
himself behind the footlights again.
He and Marion had real success
with their concert company, and no
one complained that he was shift
less any more.
An Agent Gets Fired.
Billed as a 15-piece ensemble, the
company was literally that—a 15
piece affair—but there were only six
people in it; some of them played
several instruments. This led to
complications.
An advance man preceded them
on tour and arranged for their
billing. When they arrived they
usually met a stage crowded with
15 chairs and a manager stirred
With indignation at finding only six
musicians. At this point Jim would
become highly incensed at the au
dacity of his agent in permitting so
gross a misrepresentation. Loudly
and righteously, in the sight of all
concerned, he would discharge the
agent. Marion and Jim estimate
that this hardy soul was "fired"
in such a manner twice a week for
four years.
There followed more success, this
time as a harmony team in vaude
ville. Then the night which was to
open up new and miraculous vistas
to them.
They were playing cards with
friends in Chicago in 1924. An old
Marion says these candid camera shots of Jim and her are typical of a
Jordan day at home.
saw a slim youth of seventeen look
ing over her shoulder her heart beat
like a studio gong; she decided right
there that Jim Jordan (for that’s
who it was) was the man for her.
It must have been a two-way mir
ror, for Jim Jordan decided the
same thing.
Jim sang with a quartet which
was rehearsing with the choir.
They had their first date on New
Year’s eve. Marion can’t suppress
a little giggle whenever she thinks
of it.
They Still Tease.
"His mother went along with us,
and took him home afterward!" she
laughs. Even after 20-odd years
this charge, still makes him hot un
der the collar. "Oh, here now," he
objects. "Cut that out!" Then,
with a grin: "Anyway, didn’t you
always bring your big brother along
on our dates after that?"
For three years they courted be
fore they were married, and for 19
years since. Before their marriage,
Jim toured in vaudeville with a
musical act called, "A Night With
the Poets." He sang on the Chau
tauqua circuits, and later started a
concert company that toured the
tank towns, an experience which
may have developed some of the
"tank town tourist" flavor which
characterizes the McGee and Molly
skits.
Shortly after their marriage Jim
left for France as a replacement
battery radio set was blatting away.
Conversation was all but impos
sible as what might or might not
have been a harmony team strug
gled with the notes in the upper
ranges.
Jim Wins a Bet.
Jim stood it as long as he could.
Then:
"Dad rat it!" he cried. "We
can do better than that!" His host
was a doubting Thomas with a bit
of sporting blood and bet Jim they
couldn’t. So the next day found
them seeking an audition at the sta
tion to which they had been listen
ing—old WIBO, "the top of the
dial," in Chicago.
They clicked immediately, and
soon made their debut in a com
mercial program on the ether
waves as the O’Henry twins—at $10
a broadcast! They collected the $10
they had bet, too.
Those were the days before any
body got fat eating on a radio star’s
salary. Marion and Jim for eight
months broadcasted two hours a
day for $35 a week. They were
known under dozens of different
names, and it is a tribute to their
amazing versatility that they did
not run out of things to do. They
sang songs, acted out little skits,
dialogs and monologs, and Marion
played the celeste.
But vaudeville still offered more
money, and reluctantly they left the
microphone for another year in the
theaters. Then when WENR went
on the air they returned, never to
leave. The character of Fibber Mc
Gee may be traced by veteran lis
teners to that of an old man named
Luke in one of their early broad
casts. Molly is much the same
character as Mrs. Smith in their old
skit, "The Smith Family." They
had another program called the
"Smackouts," which they intend to
bring back to radio some day.
All this time it might be supposed
that the national networks were
overlooking them; in fact it has
often been reported that they never
had a chance at the networks until
Fibber and Molly came to life.
Nothing could be further from the
truth, Jim insists. They simply
made so much money off local
broadcasts plus theater appear
ances that they avoided the net
works. When NBC bought WENR
they went to WMAQ, where they
could remain a local team, but when
NBC bought WMAQ, as well, Jim
had to hit the national hookup as
"Mr. Twister."
Marion Has Many Tongues.
The first Fibber McGee and Molly
broadcasts was in March, 1935. The
"show" was a "natural" from the
start. That it has remained so, in
fact has never ceased to add to its
popularity, testifies to Jim Jordan’s
showmanship. The sponsor wanted
to base the show on Fibber’s "fish
stories" and outlandish lies, but Jim
saw that the listeners would soon
tire of them and refused. Instead
we hear this quaint Irish couple,
genuine, witty, and at all times
sympathetic, surrounded by some of
the funniest characters radio ever
has known. Fans have learned to
love and laugh at the little girl
whose tiny voice can ask the most
embarrassing questions on earth;
Geraldine, the tittering bride;
Grandma, the old lady with the
chorus girl philosophy; Mrs. Weary-
bottom, who always seems as if she
will surely run down like an old-
time phonograph before she finishes
a sentence, but never does, quite;
and Molly, herself, an able foil for
the cocky McGee. All of these and
more are played by Marion herself!
Horatio K. Boomer, the small
time big shot; the raspy Russian,
who says “Hallo, Petrushka! Hal
lo, Tovarich!’’; the Scotchman, and
other dialect characters, are played
by young Bill Thompson, whom Jim
discovered. Silly Watson, the po
litely uproarious blackface come
dian, is Hugh Studebaker, who nev
er acted at all until he got into
radio—he was a pipe organist.
Studebaker also has a show of his
own, "Bachelor’s Children." Harpo,
the announcer who loves to "spoil"
Fibber’s favorite jokes by “sneaking
in" a commercial announcement, is
Harlow Wilcox, who is Harold Isbell
in real life. Fibber, of course, is
Jim Jordan.
Coin Many ’Catch Phrases.’
You’ll find no "mother-in-law"
jokes on the Fibber McGee and
Molly program. " ’Taint funny,
McGee!" Molly said, and that was
that. And you’ll never hear any
thing on the program that you
wouldn’t want your children to
hear; Marion and Jim have children
of their own. Don Quinn, who has
written the Jordan scripts for seven
years, has taken a lesson from the
honest-to-goodness romance that
has followed the pair throughout
their married life. You will never
hear any serious arguments be
tween Fibber and Molly; it’s very
apparent that they love each other,
and you love them for it.
Seldom hafc any troupe in the
show business coined so many catch
phrases that have become by-words
throughout the nation. Among all
classes of people today you may
hear repeated almost any time Mol
ly’s “Heavenly days, McGee!” and
" ’Tain’t funny, McGee!"; Fibber’s
"Dad rat it!"; the little girl’s "I
betcha!" and Grandma’s "Hi, Skip-
py!"
They’re riding on top of the world
right now, the Jordans. But would
they quit if they could? "Just give
me a chance,” says Jim. "Boy, I’d
like to go right back where I start
ed. I’d like to live on a little farm
by a lake and take life easy."
"Heavenly days!" says Marion.
"You bet," Jim replies.
© Western Newspaper Union.
'Way Back When
By JEANNE
MOTOR EXECUTIVE WAS A DAY
LABORER
\\TILLIAM S. KNUDSEN, vice
▼V president of General Motors,
hardly gave promise to the casual
observer of being executive mate
rial 30 year - ago. Born in Den
mark in 1880, he came to the Unitp
ed States at the age of twenty, with
$30 in his pocket. His first job was
as a reamer and riveter in a New
York shipyard, and later he worked
in the railroad shops at Salamanca,
N. Y., repairing locomotive boilers.
Knudsen had worked in a bicycle
plant in Denmark, and he finally
obtained a job as a bench hand in
a similar factory in Buffalo, N. Y.
The result’ In five years, Knud
sen was manager of the bicycle
factory, the Keim mills which Hen
ry Ford bought in 1911. During the
next ten years, he vorked closely
with Ford in the development of
mess production of automobiles. In
1921, he joined General Motors,
where he steadily advanced to his
present position as one of the most
prominent men in the whole auto
mobile industry.
There is so much in liking the
work you do that, even if offered
more money at something 1 did
not like, l think ( would stick with
the thing that appealed to me more.
And I would be thinking of my own
success in doing that. For, when
we are working on things we like,
we can put in more extra hours,
we take more extra pains, ro can
do a better job. Doing the things
we like, we tire lest easily. We
are inspired toward finding better
ways, and we are able to contribute
so much more than we may be
actually paid for at the moment
that advancement cannot fail to
be rapid.
• a •
FLIVVER KING WAS A SIMPLE
MECHANIC
T IME is so short, so swift in pass
ing, we should never be at loss
for how ‘o use it. The question
should not be "How can 1 kill this
evening?" but rather "Do I need
to take this valuable time for fun,
or is there something important I
can do with it?"
Consider the life of Henry Ford.
He was born on a farm near Dear
born, Mich., in 1863. Th3 oldest of
five children, Henry helped his fa
ther with the plowing, shucked corn,
mowed hay, cut grain, dug pota
toes, and milked cows. Time nev
er hung heavily on his hands. Me
chanically inclined, he rigged up a
small machine shop on the fftrm
and repaired watches at night for
the village jeweler. After finishing
the local public schools, the farmer
boy left for the city to seek his for
tune In Detroit, he obtaineu a job
as a mechanic’s apprentice and the
fortune he received was $2.50 po
week. When he was twenty-four
he returned to the farm and ran a
sawmill, experimenting in his spare
time with a steam car. There was
never a question in his mind about
what to do with time.
His father was not in sympathy
with Henry Ford’s experiments, so
he again went to Detroit, and
worked for a pov’er and light com
pany at an engineer on the night
shift. During the seven years that
he was there he became general
manager; and night after night, at
home, he worked far into the morn
ing hours in developing a gasoline
motor car. Success came from his
experiments at last, and in order
to popularize the new vehicle, Hen
ry Ford built racing cars and drove
them himself in race after race.
You know where Henry Ford stands
today.
His life is the story of time well
used. It is an example worth re
membering the next time you are
wondering "how to kill time."
(£)—WNU Service,
r\ URING midsummer moments
when a high-registering ther
mometer gives promise that torrid
weather has decided to prolong its
stay even to the point of trespassing
on the rights of autumn then is it
that dainty cool lingerie frocks
swing into the spotlight in all their
glory.
Especially this season the craze
seems not to have abated for frocks
of simple, inexpensive, yet fine and
lovely wash materials. The young
er set adore the pretty dimities, or
gandies, dotted swisses for their
party frocks and when they go away
to school this fall many a college-
faring girl will slip one,or two of
her summery wash frocks into her
wardrobe trunk knowing full well
that she will get any amount of
wear out of them ere the cool fall
days come upon us.
If you have never tried shadow
print organdie fof your midsummer-
night party frock, do it now! You
can get this lovely material in pas
tels or white and it makes up beau
tifully, and best of all it costs such
a trifle compared with luxury-type
weaves, while it "looks a million."
The charming gown on the seated
figure is made of white shadow
print organdie and we venture to
say when this gown dances hither
and thither on the ballroom floor
or under the stars at the country
club it will be voted among the
prettiest. The fact that it is
picturesquely and fashionably full-
skirted makes it all the more en
chanting. The corsage of flowers in
realistic coloring is in gay contrast
thus adding another beguiling note.
Some there are wly> prefer stat
uesque slenderizing lines rather
than bouffancy.
The princess gown to the left will
By CHERIE NICHOLAS
As if the new sheer woolens for
fall were not attractive enough in
themselves designers are making
them even more so in the clever
way they are manipulating them
via elaborate shirrings, tuckings,
stitchings, bandings and other in
triguing workings. Sheerest navy
wool makes this graceful costume.
Its full cut jacket is fascinatingly
shirred and banded. The frock itself,
which is a slim one-piece, is also
beautified with shirred bodice and
slenderly fashioned skirt.
tune to the liking of those who
prefer the slim and tall silhouette.
There is an exquisiteness expressed
which reflects the new trend toward
meticulous detail such as fine hand-
tucking and myriads of wee self
material covered buttons such as
fasten this princess all the way
down the front. Here is really a
very charming way to make up
organdie if you like to be outstand
ing in distinctive dress.
It is not only that delightsome
lingerie materials are favored for
party frocks but the tendency all
the way through the season is to
wear dainty frilly blouses in the
daytime of exquisitely fine cotton
sheers, also prettily feminine neck
wear and beguiling accessories—
jabots, ruffled halter fronts and oth
er such flattering items. With the
approach 6f fall, tailored suits are
coming out in full force and the
fad of the moment is to wear with
them the frilliest fluttery blouses
that fancy might picture. Fine hand
work is lavished on the high-quality
types.
For these handmade blouses sheer
est of fine white organdie or daintiest
batiste or filmy handkerchief linen
are first in favor. Popular too and
heartily to be recommended are the
attractive allover embroidered or
gandies that are definitely practical
and pretty for the making of the
blouse to be worn with one’s jack-
et-and-skirt tailleur. It should by
all means have a sprightly frill
fashioned after the manner of the
model pictured in the inset to the
right. Trimmed with lace edging,
as is this blouse, makes the effect
all the more daintily feminine and
alluring.
TIGHT SLEEVES ON
FROCKS FALL STYLE
While the designers are draping
blouses, lowering waistlines and
straightening out the hemlines of
skirts they also are cutting out the
fullness of sleeves. Advance autumn
fashions which forecast the coming
season’s mode have sleeves that
are straight and tight. Absence
of shoulder pleats is especially note*
worthy and if any fullness does ap-,
pear it is in the form of a draper#
on the forearm.
Sleek satins are the fabrics which
show off the new straight sleeves
and slender skirts to best advance
so the shiny fabrics are the first
to show the changes of fashion.
Look for them not only of peren
nial black but flaunting such colors
as bright blue and purple.
Dressmaker Details That
Class as Important News
The continued importance of em
broidery is noted. Gold embroi
dery on black is much employed;
also fanciful effects on the new
silk frocks. Much favor is ex
pressed for appliqued felt motifs
on black silk crepe day dresses.
Dressmakers are making use of
any amount of shirring and tuck
ing and they delight in scalloped
and sawtooth hemlines, thus trim
ming the dark silk sheers and
crepes effectively. The skirts of
the newest silk print frocks are
frequently pleated or vertically
tucked all around.
Lace-Trimmed Lingerie
Black lace as a trimming on lin
gerie is a prominent note in the
summer season’s offerings. It is
contrasted with pastel shades, par
ticularly Lldes, greens and yellows,
and sometimes worn with all-black.
© Western Newspaper Union.
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