McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 05, 1937, Image 7

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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, AUGUST 5, 1937 lTHE FEATHERHEADS Doze Daze Qu/sy* YOU HAVE 'To KEEP COOL »P ITS SHoozE VolI'RE AFTEFU ^ ^^ t By C. M. PAYNE l MESCAL IKE B r ». l. huntley The Local Volunteers FINNEY OF THE FORCE one o* ELLERS WMLlT OME IM HERE O EHKiV, sAMBLIKJ, « do they r /■ OY4.HOJ OF . COURSE" MOT/ VVOH'T YOU TRV SOME OF THEBE’ PERFECTOS, OFFICER 2 Uoint ot View SHAME OKI YEZ, SOU — TRYltA* T' SHUAKE IMT£> TH’ MOVIES/ YEZ’LL COME TO A NO C5oOO END Ep SEZ INFECT T‘<5lT By W/iT'OUT PAVllsl* PER T'lUCrS / BRONC PEELER—. Peters a Harmlejs Gunman PCrc- ORoP -nwr) Gun .vJoco/ I AlN^r SoiU* TOO iT- /h gonna Find out ‘Somethin' ‘Boot This GenT-J <?ishT Now// HE AIaIT who he is — Novs) euTHCCSw WHAT'S (2eal a)ame AN* WHAT'S VER <SAMFp «•»* rV ftfcSONAL AFFAIRS ARE Not VoOR BUSINCSS — as fbR rry Name , rTis 0.ouue<S wuhecs- Dot blithers - —f By FRED HARMAN The Curse of Progress The Remorseful Gossip ‘‘Sometimes I wonder whether there is any truth in the old saying, ‘Be good and you will be happy.' " “What’s the trouble?” “I made up my mind the other day that I would be truthful and obliging. I answered every question anybody “And told the exact truth?” “Yes. And none of the people I told the truth about now speak to me.” The Reason John—Did you hear what they did with the horses that had their tails burnt off when tne stables caught tire?” Jim—No, what happened to them? John—They had to be sold whole sale. Jim—But why wholesale? John—Because they couldn’t be I retailed. Mother’s a Detective ,l Betty—How did mother discovar ; you hadn’t taken a bath? t Billy—I forgot to wet the soap. THE CANDY BOX By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ■ ■■ i ~~~~ I51XKW BV MOfrttR TO SEE AUNT AeitfclA. IS EyTREttUV BORED PERK* OP AS HE SPIES WHM LOOKS UKE A camdv box oh table SETS DOW/M PROM fWAlR ahd Sidles over fo TABLE, iris A CANO*' BOX! PASTtHS EVES OH If WBf- nn.iv, hopiH6 That aowT AWrfHA Will OBSERVE HIM AWP TAKE T*»E Hltff MOTHER W<D AUNT A6L* Tho BEitffe deep in Talk, SIGHS LoVDlY AND toOOHS, 1AVIH6 <0 attract Their NOTICE FEELS HE MOST AT LEAST SEE ThE CANDV, AND CON- PERCEIVES T|4AT BOX BETORHS SADlV-fo CHAIR TRlVES.BV PRE-IENDINO CONTAINS BUTTONS AND 60ES ON REINS EX' fo REACH FOR BOOK,it) TrEMELV BOREP KNOCK COVER Oft BOX (Ooprrtgtt. W7, Ly Ww B«n SjnXkito. It ) Crocheted Flowers for Your Bedspread You’ve seen spreads before, but never one like this with its large and small crocheted flowers! Cro chet hook, some string, and eas ily crocheted individual medal lions form this rich all-over design. In pattern 5817 you will find com plete instructions for making the 9 inch medallion shown; an illus tration of it and of all stitches used; material requirements. To obtain this pattern send IS cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle Household Arts Dept., 259 W. Fourteenth St., New York, N. ^ Polemarii AIR-PRESSURE Mantle LANTERN Use your Coleman in hundreds of places where an ordinary lan tern ia useless. Use it for after-dark chores, hunt ing. fishing, or on any night job ... it turns night into day. Wind, ram or snow can’t put - gasoline models. The finest made. Prices as low as $4.45. Your local dealer can THE COLEMAN LAMP AND STOVE CO. Dept. WU172. Wichita, Kant.; Chicago, BU Philadelphia. Pa.; Lot Angeles, CaUL <6172* CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT TEACHERS TEACHERS. Register with us under osw free offer. Details free. Write GeK Teachers Agency, Ocala, Florida. Next Best If you can’t choose your lot m life, try to make it comfortable. CHILLS AND FEVER Fast Relief for Malaria With This Proven TreatmentI Don’t go through the usual suffer ing. Stop Malaria chills and fewer in quick tune; Take good old Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic! This is no new-fangled or untried preparation. It’s a fa mous medicine you can depend on. Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic con tains tasteless quinidine and iron. It quickly stops the chills anchfevec. It also tends to build you up. That's the double effect you want. The very next time you feel an attack of chills and fever coming on, go right to your drug store and get a bottle of Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic. Start taking the medi cine immediately and you will soon get the relief you want All drug stores sell Grove’s Taste less Chill Tonic, 50c and $1. Hie latter size is the more economicaL Late Regret A hundred years of regret wiM not pay a farthing of debt. Black*? beat 40 JUST A DASH IN FSATHCRS.. OR SPREAD ON ROOSTS WNU—7 31—37 FIREWORKS DEALERS! Save 25% to 50% # On Christmas Fireworks by placing your orders early. Writs tor prices and Big Discounts. FIREWORKS DISTRIBUTING CO. P. O. Bex 926 - Cincinnati, Okie • WE CAN USE GOOD SALESMEN FOB SOME OPEN TERRITORY. Giv* raferanoas 1 and territory wanted when applying.