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The Curse of Progress
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Strange Actions
A little girl sitting in church
watching a wedding, suddenly ex
claimed:
“Mummy, has the lady changed
her mind?”
“What do you mean?” the mother
Bsked
‘/Why,” replied the child, “she
went up the aisle with one man and
came back with another.”—Atlanta
Constitution.
Two Theories
“How do you account for Bliggins’
nervousness?”
“I don’t know which theory to
select. Those who like him say that
his dyspepsia gives him a bad dis
position and those who don’t say
that his bad disposition gives him
dyspepsia.”
Estimate of Worth
The young dandy was about to
make a start in business.
“1 suppose,” he drawled, “you
will pay me what I’m worth.”
“Better than that,” said the head
of the firm, “we will even give you
a small salary.”
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# A General Quiz
1. How tall must a man be to
be considered a giant?
2. Which heavenly body is
brightest, the sun or the North
star?
3. How fast does electricity
travel in a wire?
4. Are the Hawaiian Islands a
possession of the United States?
5. How deep is the deepest oil
well ever drilled in this country?
6. Are the tears you see shed
in the movies real?
7. How much worn currency is
destroyed by the United States
daily?
8. What is the largest begir
found in America and what is its
weight?
Answers
1. No definite height is set. Bar-
mini, at one time, specified that
no one less than 7 feet 2 inches
tall should be engaged for exhibi
tion as a giant.
2. The North star is brighter
than the sun, the former giving
forth about 525 times as much
light as our own sun.
3. According to the modern the
ory, the velocity of electricity in a
wire is the same as that of light—
186,284 miles per second.
4. The Hawaiian Islands are not
a possession of the United States—
they have the status of a Territory
and are an integral part of the
United States.
5. The deepest oil well ever
drilled in this country is located at
Bakersfield, Calif., and is 10,440
feet deep.
6. The tears you see the actors
and actresses shed in the movies
aren’t real tears. They are drops
of glycerin.
7. Uncle Sam destroys from
three to four tons of old worn and
soiled currency every day.
8. The brown bear is the largest
American bear, some reaching 1,-
600 pounds.
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