McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, July 01, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, JULY 1, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
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It Must Be the Eat
S’MATTER POP—One Elephant/ One Plate of Soup and They’re All Set
By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley Pa Tried Anyway
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Not a Cell Wforking
WELL- WHV DlDfc’TCHA
GET \K) THE COOLER
NtflTH HIM? WHV
PO CROOKS GET
ALL THE BREAKS?
BRONC PEELER Bronc’s Discovery
By FRED HARMAN
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LOSS OF
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UP WiT'
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The Curse of Progress
Mutual
Bigger, the business man, was
signing his letters.
“I see,” he said, to his typist,
“that you have spelled received,
with *ie’ and ‘ei’ in another.”
“I’m sorry,” she said, “one of
them was a slip.”
“Well, you’d better correct it be
fore you post the letter.”
“Certainly. By the way, which
one will I correct?”
“Why-er-why, the one that’s
wrong, of course.”
Worriment
A man had been visiting a cer
tain wTdow every evening for some
months.
“Why don’t you marry her?”
asked a friend.
“I have often thought about it,”
was the reply, “but where on earth
should I spend my evening then?”
Where’s My Hat?
“The next person who interrupts
the proceedings will be sent home,”
declared the judge.
“Hurray!” yelled the prisoner.
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THE WORLD AT ITS WORST
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
HAVING GONE INtO HIDING WlfH A
GOOD BOOK WHEN THF. CALLERS
CAME, YOU CAN’f DO ANYTHING ABOUf
H WH£hl YOU HEAR YOUR WIFE SIGNING
YOU UP DEFINITELY fOR A PARTY 1HE NiCHT
Yoo were going To play Poker. x
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People dress' handsomely to
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