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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, JUNE 10, 1937
THE FEATHERHEADS
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S’MATTER POP— Ya Gotta Give Pop Reasons, Yes, Sir!
By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
They Should Have Waited for Him
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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BRONC PEELER— Face to Face With Red Boles
By FRED HARMAN
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All CIGHT RED BOLES
You n\ade: a mistake
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OF A UEPY 0AO CASE -
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The Curse of Progress
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YOUNG LADY/ YOU
MARCH RIGHT UP TO YOUR
ROOM AND WIPE OFF
THAT LIP*STICK AT
ONCE // I’LL ATTEND
TO YOU LATER/
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Some Help
Two Yorkshire men bought a
hencoop. As they had a long way to
carry it home a friend volunteered
to help. The purchasers began their
long trudge, complaining bitterly of
its weight. Half-way home one of
them suddenly remembered the
helper.
“Where’s Jim?” he cried. From
the hen-coop came an answering
shout: “Ah’m inside carrying th’
perches!”—Philadelphia Inquirer.
\ Excellent Copy
Author—May I have some further
details about this magnificent estate
you offer for sale?
Agent—Do you wish to buy it?
Author—No. But I think I can
use your glowing description of it
in my new novel.—Wall Street Jour
nal.
Hole in One
The Golfer—They are all afraid
to play me. What do you think my
handicap is?
The Girl—Oh, I don’t know. It
may be your face.
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RESTLESS
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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(Copyright, 1937, by Th* B*U Syndic*!*, loc.)
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SKfiH6 IN CHMR WHIiE
MOfrtTR 15 Wt’iNS CAll
STANDS OP IhUrtPilRTb
J.00K OVER BACK,
MOTHER CR.V1N6T06EI
HIS TEEf Off CHAIR
PUIMPS DOWN IN Sit*
fiKS POSTiJRf, N0T1ON6
with piehsore that
CHA)R HAS QOHt A
BOUNCE
6015 ON BOUNCING
GENTlVUPAND DOWN,
UNTiL MOTHER STOPS
HIM
LIES ft AT ACROSS SEAT
OP CHAIR, PIVOT1N6 ON
STOMACrt
IS ToiD TO S'T UP QUIET
LY UKE A GENTLEMAN,
AND IS REMINDED HE
HAS HIS mf UP A6A1N
DISCOVERS CHAIR HAS
A 5Q0EAW WHICH CAN BE
MADE To SOUND BVSWAY
ING HIS BOOT
mother wearuy sbvs
IT'S Time To 60. LEAPS
JOYfUUY To P100R,
UPSETTING CHAIR.
Advertising Speaks
for Industry
TIT'E ARE all members of a
W privileged class today. We
don’t have to wait months for
news, travelling by word of mouth,
to reach us. If a manufacturer
in a distant city produces a labor
saving device, or an application
to conceal birthmarks, these
boons are brought to our attention
at once through advertising. Ad
vertising is the great voice of in
dustry which we are all privileged!
to hear.
-ovebiqumt
Great Talent
How often the highest talent
lurks in obscurity!—Plautus.
BA FOR THE HAIR
Moroline
SNOW WHITE PETROLEUM JELLY
Unlocked For Pleasure
Pleasure that comes unlooked
for is thrice welcome.—Rogers.
Lazy, bored, grouchy
You may feel this way
as a result of constipation
Constipation Is an enemy of pleas
ure. It dulls your enjoyment of the
best entertainment and the best
friends.
To neglect constipation is to in
vite serious trouble. For your health’s
sake, take Black-Draught at the first
sign of constipation. You’ll soon feel
better. Here’s a laxative that is
purely vegetable, prompt, reliable.
BLACK-DRAUGHT
A GOOD LAXATIVE
Watch Your
Kidneys/
Help Them Cleanse the Blood
of Harmful Body Waste
Your kidneys are constantly filtering
waste matter from the blood stream. But
kidneys sometimes lag in their work—do
not act as Nature intended—fail to re
move impurities that, if retained, may
poison the system pnd upset the whole
body machinery.
Symptoms may be nagging backache,
persistent headache, attacks of dizziness,
getting up nights, swelling, puifiness
under the eyes—a feeling of nervous
anxiety and loss of pep and strength.
Other signs of kidney or bladder dis
order may be burning, scanty or too
frequent urination.
There should be no doubt that prompt
treatment is wiser than neglect. Use
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Doans Pills
KILL ALL FLIES
Placed anywhere. Daisy Ply
Killer attracts and kills files.
Guaranteed, effective. Neat,
convenient — Cannot spill—
Will not soil or Injure anything.
Lasts all reason. 20e at all
dealers Harold Somers. Inc.,
150 De Kalb Ave..B’klynJT. Y.
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CLASSIFIED
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COSMETICS
NEW VOCATION, you can make more
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Columbium a Rare Metal
Columbium is a rare metal, also
called niobium, which occurs in the
minerals columbite, found in Con
necticut, and tantalite, found in
Sweden. It is a steel-gray powder,
slightly lighter than iron, which
forms salts called columbates or
niobates.
Respect for Personality
There are few more precious gifts
which the home, meaning largely
the mother, can give a child than a
respect for personality; for this de
termines how easy he is to live with,
in cither words, his character.
Conversation Counts
A child, a young man, an old
man, any one is better able to hold
his own in the battle for work, for
friends and for personal security if
he is able to hold his own conver
sationally.
French Indo-China Big Area
French Indo-China, in southeast
ern Asia, with China on the north,
Siam on the west and the Gulf of
Tonkin and the South China sea on
the east and south, is at large as
Texas.
First College Football Game
The first football game between
colleges was played at New Bruns
wick, N. J., November 13, 1869, be
tween teams representing Prince
ton and Rutgers. Rutgers won.
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