McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, June 03, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, JUNE 3, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
It Seems Pa Knows Too Much
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HOUSE TO MAKE
INTO A DESSERT—
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A Neighborhood Affair
SO SHE GOT SOME
FLOUR FROM MG' AND
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BRONC PEELER Withers Applies for a Job
By FRED HARMAN
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Rare Foresight
Bridget had just started on her
duties as housemaid, and on the
very first day she cam* up to her
new employer.
“Please, mum," she raid, “would
yez moind givin’ me a recommen
dation?”
“A recommendation, Bridget!”
exclaimed the mistress, with a look
of alarm. “Why, you have only just
come!”
“Yes, mum,” admitted Bridget,
“but you might not be wantin’ to
give me one when Oi’m lavin’,
mum.”—Buffalo Courier-Express.
What a Menu
The little girl was tired of waiting
for the store clerk to pay some at
tention to her so she resorted to
strategy. “Hey, she called. “My
father is home waiting for his break
fast.”
The clerk succumbed. “What can
I do for you?”
“I want a bar of soap, a bottle of
ammonia, and a can of lye.”—Bos
ton Globe.
COLD BATHROOM
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
fURMS ON WtvTCR FOR
A HOY BKfH •
think* someone - may
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DEEP BREATH AND SELF A6AIH, POUS PU!6
STARTS TAKING BfrfN* OUT AND DEODES fo
robe off Take baTh Tomorrow
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Frocks Made Gay
With Stitch Flowers
Fashion decrees that flowers
bloom on our dresses in embroid
ery this Spring and Summer.
Give this smart touch to that new
frock—surprise yourself and all
your friends too by what it will
do to renew that plain dress from
last year. So easily done in single
and running stitch, you’ll find it
fun to embroider these large and
small nosegays. Choose all the
gay colors you wish, in wool, silk
floss or chenille and know you’re
in style. In pattern 5801 you will
find a transfer pattern of one and
one reverse motif 7% by BV*
inches; one and one reverse motif
5% by 6 inches and six motifs 3%
by 3^4 inches; color suggestions;
illustrations of all stitches used.
To obtain this pattern send 15
cents in stamps or coins (coins
preferred) to The Sewing Circle
Household Arts Dept., 259 W.
Fourteenth Street, New York,
N. Y.
Write pattern number, your
name and address plainly.
"Quotations"
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The supreme fall of all falls is
this: the first doubt of one’s self.—
Countess de Gas par in*
Only by sacrifices can man ad
vance—sacrifice of leisure, of health,
of life itself, to attain nature’s ever-
receding ideal.—Sir Arthur Keith,
There is no such thing as a great
man or a great woman. People be
lieve in them as they used to believe
in dragons and unicorns.—George
Bernard Shaw.
The worst of it is, disarmament
has been left to the pacifists and
peace has been left to the militarists.
—David Lloyd George.
The ultimate value of our scien
tific achievements rests npon our
ability to use them to broaden and
to enrich our lives.—David Sarnoff.
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KILLS INSECTS
ON FLOWERS • FRUITS
VEGETABLES & SHRUBS
Demand original eealed
bottle*, from*your dealer
Imitation
Do not do what is already
done.—Terence.
GOOD RELIEF
of constipation by a
GOOD LAXATIVE
Many folks get such refreshing
relief by taking Black-Draught for
constipation that they prefer It to
other laxatives and urge their friends
to try it. Black-Draught is made of
the leaves and roots of plants. It
does not disturb digestion but stimu
lates the lower bowel so that con
stipation is relieved.
BLACK-DRAUGHT
purely vegetable laxative
SMALL SIZE
60c
LARGE SIZE
Si.20
*A recognised Remedy for Rheom«(lc ,
and Neuritis sufferers. A perfect Blood
Purifier Makes thin Blood Rick and
Healthy. Builds Strength and Vigor.
Always Effective . . . Why suffer?
AT ALL GOOD DRUG STORES
WNU—7
22—37
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