McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, May 13, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY. MAY 13, 1937
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By Osborne
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By C. M. PAYNE
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By S. L. HUNTLEY
Local Sassiety
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BRONC PEELER — Pete’s Puzzled
By FRED HARMAN
Bronc Peeler's
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ONE- OR MORE fTZof'X A VlERO —
A well trained cow lIorse"
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OF TviE REINS Ffeor^ TNf Gio£R.
IT HkovJS iOST WHAT
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AFTER. THE ANIMAL
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WMAY-EVER ChRCcTioN
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Unusual
Guest (about to spend the night
in a haunted chamber)—Has any
thing—er—unusual ever happened
in connection with this room?
Sinister Retainer—Not for over 50
years, sir.
Guest (relieved)—And what hap
pened then?
Sinister Retainer—A gentleman
who spent the night here, sir, ap
peared at breakfast the next morn
ing.—Stray Stories Magazine.
Tommy Preferred the Dog
Tommy—Mummy, has Aunt Betty
got a little baby?
Mother—Yes, dear.
Tommy—Has Aunt May?
Mother—No, she has a little dog
instead.
Tommy—O, I suppose she had
first pick!—Portland Express.
No Worry About Gas
Herman—Jasper used to have a
«^ar that cosi $3,000.
Jerry—What kind ot a car does he
use now?
Herman—A street car.
THE REBEL
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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STS DOWN fb WAIT IRAMPS HEAVILY' A6MN WALKS |NfO DlNjrtfc
AN APPROPRIATC Tb SIMULATE FOOTSTEPS ROOM, KEEPING HANDS
LEN61H Of Time COMING DOWNSTAIRS BEHIND HIM
(Oopyrlf ht, 1937. by Th# B.H SyndleiU. ln«
TRAMPS HEAVW Tb
simulate Footsteps
GOING UPSTAIRS
LEAVES HASTILY FOR,
WASH BOWL UPSTAIRS,
WONDERING HOW
PARENTS KNEW
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Ask Me Another
O General Quiz
© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Serrice.
1. How many languages and
systems of writing are there?
2. What state has contributed
the most Supreme court justices?
3. In what year was a perform
ance of “Aidr” given at the foot
of the Pyramids in Egypt?
4. Who guards the White House?
5. Who wrote the “Comedie Hu-
maine”?
6. What was a bireme?
7. Of what musical instrument
was the clavichord a forerunner?
8. Who were the Jacobites?
9. Of what country was Cather
ine de Medici queen?
10. In what country is Mecca?
11. In what war was James Clin
ton a noted American general?
12. How many sovereigns have
been crowned in Westminster Ab
bey?
Answers
1. Dr. Frank H. Vizetelly says
that there are six thousand seven
hundred and sixty named tongues
and systems ci writing in the
world.
2. New York has contributed the
most United States Supreme court i
justices, 10.
3. In 1912 an impressive open-
air production of the opera w r as
given there.
4. The White House has its awn
police force of 48 men. This in
cludes a captain, a lieutenant,
three sergeants and 43 policemen.
There are also 10 Secret Service
men.
5. This is the title of an uncom
pleted series of nearly a hundred
novels by Balzac, designed to give
a panoramic picture of the man
ners and morals of the time. He
began th* work in 1829, adopting
the general title in 1842.
6. An ancient galley having two
banks of oars.
7. The piano.
8. Adherents of James II or his
line.
9. France.
10. Arabia.
11. The Revolution.
12. Thirty-seven sovereigns have
been crowned in the abbey, and
25 queens consort—all of the kings
and queens since William the Con
queror. Eighteen sovereigns and
14 queens are buried there.
Mail Service In Alaska
Alaska is the show place of mail
service, the last frontier, the re
gion of the greatest variety of
mail transportation in the world.
There one may see the mail car
ried by railroad, wheeled horse
vehicles, horse sleds, dog sleds,
reindeer sleds, by men on foot and
on snowshoes, by steamboat, gas
oline boat, the white man’s row
boat, the Eskimo kayat and the
airplane.—Washington Post.
Give some thought
to the Laxative you take
Constipation is not to be trifled
with. When you need a laxative^
you need a good one.
Black-Draught Is purely vegeta
ble, reliable. It does not upset the
stomach but acts on the lower bowel,
relieving constipation.
When you need a laxative 1 take
purely vegetable
BLACK-DRAUGHT
A GOOD LAXATIVE
Dr. Peery’s Vermifuge "Dead Shot” kilto
and expels worms in a very few hours. One
doso sufiices. It works quickly and sorely.
All Druggists. 60c.
£ Dead Shot for WORMS
vermifuge
Wrights Pill Oo.. 100 Gold Street. N. Y. City
Beginning of Science
Men love to wonder anU that is
♦.he seat of our science.—Emerson.
Don’t Neglect Them!
Nature designed the kidneys to do ■
marvelous job. Their task is to keep the
flowing blood stream free of an excess of
toxic impurities. The act of living—li/e
itself—is constantly producing waste
matter the kidneys must remove from
the blood if good health is to endure.
When the kidneys fail to function u
Nature intended, there is retention of
waste that may cause bodyrwid^’ dis
tress. One may suffer nagging backache,
persistent headache, attacks of dizziness,
getting up nights, swelling, puffinese
under the eyes—-feel tired, nervous, all
worn out.
Frequent, scanty or burning passages
may be further evidence of Kidney or
bladder disturbance.
The recognized and proper treatment
Is a diuretic medicine to help the kidneys
get rid of excess poisonous body waste.
Use Doan’* Pills. They have had more
than forty years of public approval. Are
endorsed the country over. Insist oo
Doan's. Sold at all drug stores.
SMALL SIZE
60c
LARGE SIZE
$1.20
■IA recognized Remedy lor Rheumatic 1
end Neuritis sufferer*. A perfect Bleed
Purifier Melees thin Blood Rich and
Healthy. Builds Strength and Vigor.
Always Effective . . Why suffer?
AT ALL .GOOD- DRUG STORES