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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C-. THURSDAY, MAY 13, 1937
By Edward W. Pickard
0 Western Newspaper Union
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Mrs. Simpson's Divorce
Is Made Absolute
\/[RS. WALLIS SIMPSON was
granted an absolute decree
of divorce in London, and within
a few hours Edward, duke of Wind
sor, was on his way
from St. Wolfgang,
Austria, to visit his
fiancee at the Cha
teau de Cande near
Tours, France. The
former king of Great
Britain had been
waiting impatiently,
baggage packed, for
word that Wallis
was entirely free,
and he lost no time
when his solicitors
telephoned him from London.
It took only 25 seconds to make
absolute the decree nisi which Mrs.
Simpson obtained last October 27.
The king's proctor had been satis
fied with the lady’s behaviour in the
interval, and Sir Boyd Merriman,
president of the divorce court, per
sonally granted the decree along
with a lot of others.
The date for the wedding of the
duke of Windsor and Mrs. Simpson
has not yet been announced, but it
probably will be in the week begin-
nmg May 24. Edward was willing
to wait until all the coronation hul
labaloo was over for he did not
wish to annoy his royal brother in
any way.
Mrs. Simpson
London Getting Heady
for the Coronation
C 1 ROM all quarters of the earth
1 men and women of much, little
or no importance were flocking to
London for the coronation; the dip
lomats were trying on their new
knee breeches; the peeresses were
buying wigs to make their coronets
fit more comfortably; the officials,
troops and horses were being re
hearsed in their parts; the proprie
tors of parade seats were desper
ately trying to dispose of them at
cut prices; and hotel managers and
tradesmen of all sorts were prepar
ing to make lots of money out of
this thoroughly commercialized af
fair. It was said by steamship of
ficials in New York that hundreds
of Americans booked for the coro
nation had cancelled their passages,
but despite this it was certain Lon
don would be thronged with visitors.
One most disturbing feature was
the strike of the London busmen. It
disrupted traffic just when the city
was filling up with visitors, and
those persons as well as hundreds
of thousands of residents of the city
and its suburbs were compelled to
get about as best they could.
New Constitution for
Ireland Is Published
PAMON DE VALERA, president
of the Irish Free State, made
public his proposed new constitution
for that state which
is to be ratified or
rejected at general
elections and a pleb
iscite probably late
in June. The docu
ment declares all of
Ireland, its islands
and territorial seas,
included in the na
tional territory, and
“Eire,” ancient
name for Ireland, is
designated the offi
cial name. Ireland
is declared a “sovereign
President
De Valera
a "sovereign and in
dependent democratic state,” and
no mention is made of Great Britain.
The president is to be elected by
direct vote for a seven year term.
The Roman Catholic church is given
special recognition, but other
churches also are recognized and
freedom of conscience and practice
of religion is guaranteed. Titles of
nobility are prohibited.
Support of home life is pledged,
and the constitution declares “no
law shall be enacted providing for
the grant of a dissolution of mar
riage.” Divorce in other states un
der civil laws would not be rec
ognized in Ireland.
Ulster, thp northern part of Ire
land which does not belong to the
Free State, received the proposed
constitution cooly, evincing no de
sire to unite with the Free State.
“We definitely prefer our position as
citizens of the United Kingdom,”
said the Ulster commerce minister,
John Milne Barbour, and this
seemed to be the prevailing senti
ment.
Big Strike Is Started in
Hollywood Movie Plants
E LEVEN unions of the Federated
Motion Picture Crafts, with
about 6,000 members, went on strike
in Hollywood, Calif., and the great
film industry there was in serious
difficulties. The strikers counted
heavily on co-operation by the Screen
Actors' guild, but that body, which
has 5,600 members, delayed action
until it could confer with the pro
ducers. The guild already had pre
sented a number of demands regard
ing working conditions and hours
and overtime pay.
Pat Casey, labor relations expert
for the producers, said the strike
would not curtail operations at any
of the nine big studios and ventured
the opinion that the dispute could be
settled in a reasonable and sensible
manner. He claimed that no more
than 1,500 of the Hollywood movie
industry’s 40,000 employees were in
volved in the points at issue, and
observed that no questions of wages
or hours had been put forth by the
striking unions.
The film companies have indicated
their unwillingness to settle the is
sue of the closed shop and union
recognition until they know what de
mands in the matters of wages and
hours may be made by their work
ers.
Fifteen of the largest, hotels in Sau
Francisco were practically tied ui>
by a strike of 3,500 employees. The
strikers were given the. active sup
port of 13 unions. They insisted that
hotel owners had refused to agree
to preferential hiring and a five day
week for clerks, although other
groups of hotel employees had been
awarded such conditions.
The 15 hotels involved were the
Alexander Hamilton, Bellevue,
Cathedral hotel apartments, Clift,
Sir Francis Drake, El Cortez, Fair
mont, Mark Hopkins, Palace, Plaza,
Whitcomb, William Taylor, S t.
Francis, Gaylord, and Steward.
Moscow-Volga Canal Is
Opened by Stalin
\/l AY day was fittingly chosen
for the opening of the Moscow-
Volga canal, one of the greatest
physical undertakings of the soviet
Russian govern
ment. For four years
2 0 0,000 prisoners
have been working
on the project, these
including not only
Russians, but also
Finns, Letts, Eston
ians, Poles, and
Ukranians. Many of
them were political
prisoners.
Josef Stalin, dic
tator of the soviet
union, and President M. I. Kalinin
were the chief figures at the official
celebration of the opening of the
canal. This waterway, part of the
plan to make Moscow actually a
seaport, is 90 miles long, has eleven
locks, twelve large dams, and util
izes eight large lakes and man-made
reservoirs.
The canal begins on the Volga sev
enty miles below the city of Kalinin
(formerly Tver), where a large dam
and hydro-electric station have been
constructed. The lake formed there
has been named the Moscow sea and
is ninety miles long with an area o/
205 square miles.
■
Josef Stalin
Basques and Rebels Fight
Fiercely Near Bilbao
COME of the most desperate fight-
^ ing of the Spanish civil war was
taking place in the struggle for Bil
bao between the sturdy Basques and
Gen. Emilio Mola’s veterans, reput
edly mostly Italians and Germans.
The insurgents had promised not
to bomb the center of the city but
bombarded its environs heavily
from the land and the air. By fierce
attacks they broke through the
Basque lines on the Bay of Biscay
coast, reaching Bilbao’s seaports at
the mouth of the Nervion river.
Disregarding the protests of Gen
eral Franco, Fascist chieftain, the
British and French governments
undertook to remove from Bilbao
a large number of women and chil
dren. These refugees were taken
away by merchant vessels while
British warships guarded outside
Spanish waters. Franco maintained
Bilbao was a military objective
and that neutral nations had no
right to evacuate the civil popula
tion as this would lift a burden from
the Basques and permit them to
concentrate on the defense of the
city.
War Department Bill Is
Biggest Since War Time
n ESISTING all efforts of th
would-be economists, the major
ity in the house passed the War de
partment appropriation bill carryini
$416,400,000 for the fiscal year 193£
This is the largest army bill eve
passed in times of peace.
As passed the measure carrie
increases in the pay of the arm;
totaling $5,861,000; clothing am
equipage, $5,500,000; military pos
construction, $5,400,000; ordnanc
service and supplies, $5,800,000, am
National Guard, $1,600,000.
The bill provides more than tw<
millions for the acquisition of lam
at Mitchel field, N. Y.; Kelly field
Tex.; at Tacoma, Wash., and a
West Point, N. Y.
Japan’s Military Bloc
Defeated in Elections
PREMIER SENJURO HAYASHI
* and the army bloc that sup
ported his regime lost out in the
Japanese parliamentary elections.
The candidates of the Minseito and
Seiyukai parties, both anti-govern
ment, won about 400 of the 406 seats
in the new house of representatives
Despite this defeat. General Haya-
shi refused to resign.
'Jhlnkd about
Humane Fox Hunting.
ANTA MONICA, CALIF.—
In England it has been de
cided that fox-hunting is hu
mane. This opinion emanates
from the hunters. The foxes
have not been heard from on
the subject.
Maybe you don’t know it, but
there’s a lot of fox-hunting among
us, especially down
south. Being but a
lot of stubborn non
conformists, south
erners do not follow
the historic rules. A
party at large wear
ing a red coat,
white panties and
high boots would be
mistaken for a ref
ugee from a circus
band. And anybody
blowing a horn as
he galloped across
hill and dale would be set down as
an insane fish peddler; and if you
shouted “View, halloo! Tantivy,
tantivy! Yoicks, yoicks!” or words
to that effect, they’d think you were
a new kind of hog-caller.
Down there they’ve chased the
fox until he’s wise. The foxes have
learned that the hounds can’t fol
low trail on a paved highway and
so quit the thicket for the concrete
when the chase is on. A fox has
been sitting in the middle of the big
road listening to the bewildered
pack.
On second thought maybe Bret
Fox isn’t so smart, after all—not
with automobile traffic what it is.
’Tis a hard choice—stay in the
woods and get caught or take to the
pike and get run over.
• • •
Courageous Republicans.
HO, besides the writer, can re
call when the Democrats held
their jubilation rallies the night be
fore a presidential election and the
Republicans the night after the re
turns were in, when they had some
thing to jubilate over? Now the sit
uation is just the other way around.
The Literary Digest poll was prac
tically the only thing the Republi
cans had to celebrate during the en
tire fall season of 1936.
Still, we must give that dimin
ished but gallant band credit for
courage. Here, in an off-year,
they’re spiritedly planning aga nst
the next congressional campaign.
• • •
English Recruiting.
HE English are still having
trouble inducing young fellows
to join the colors. First, tfce gov
ernment tried to increase enlist
ments by giving every recruit a gid
dy new blue uniform, absolutely free
of charge, and still the lads re
fused. So now, as an appeal which,
’tis believed, no true Britisher can
withstand, the military authorities
announce that, hereafter. Tommy
Atkins will have time off for after
noon tea.
This may be a new notion for
peacetime, but, during the great
war, the custom was maintained
even up at the front. Many a time
I’ve seen all ranks, from the briga
diers on down, knocking off for tea.
However, this didn’t militate
against his majesty’s forces, be
cause, at the same hour, the Ger
mans, over on their side of the line,
were having coffee—or what the
Germans mistake for coffee. And
the French took advantage of the
lull to catch up with their bookkeep
ing on what the allies owed them
for damage to property, ground
rent, use of trenches, billeting
space, wear and tear, etc., etc.
Did it ever occur to our own gen
eral staff that guaranteeing a daily
crap-shooting interval might stimu
late volunteering for the American
army?
* • •
The Job of Censorship.
NE reason why moving pictures
are so clean is because some
of the people who censor them have
such dirty minds. To the very
pure everything is so impure, is it
not? That’s why some of us think
the weight of popular opinion, rath
er than the judgment of narrow-
brained official judges in various
states, should decide what should
and what should not be depicted.
Anyhow, there are so many movies
which, slightly amending the old
ballad, are more to be pitied than
;ensored.
Sponsors of radio programs also
lean over backward to be prudishly
proper. But without let or hindrance
the speaking stage, month by
month, grows fouler and filthier.
Suggestive lines once created a
shock in the audience mind. The
lines no longer suggest—they come
right out and speak the nastiness.
Sauce for the goose isn’t sauce for
the gander, ’twould seem—or may-
bo, after the reformers got through
saucing radio and screen, there
wasn’t any left over for the so-
called legitimate stage.
IRVIN S. COBB
®—WNU Service.
Modem Language Course
The study of French, English and
German has been introduced into
El Azhar university, Cairo, the old
est university in the world, estab
lished in 972 A. D.
FAMOUS
HEADLINE HUNTER
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CLUE
“The Wrong Train"
By FLOYD GIBBONS
Y OU know, boys and girls, hope is a wonderful thing, and I’ll
be doggoned if I know what the human race would do with
out it. When things look the blackest—when it seems to you that
you haven’t a chance to pull through—then it’s hope that keeps
you going until your luck turns or things begin to straighten
themselves out.
Hope has saved many a life—and I’m going to tell you about one
life it saved, today. The life of a man who got himself into a horrible sit
uation just by taking the wrong train.
The man is Joe Seitsinger of Chicago. .One evening late in
November, in the year 1907, Joe was standing on the platform of
the railroad station in the little town of Tyrone, Okla., waiting
for a train. It was a cold night and Joe shivered and pulled his
coat tighter about him as he paced up and down that platform.
It Wasn’t the Local Train.
Joe was waiting for No. 1—the local—but it was late that evening.
Unknown to Joe, it had been sidetracked to let No. 3—the limited—pass
it. At last a train came in sight and began to slow down.
That must be the local, Joe thought. The other trains never stopped
at little stations like Tyrone. The engine came up to the depot platform,
moving very slowly, a string of cars along behind.
The vestibule doors of the cars were still closed, but Joe thought the
train would stop in a few seconds and then those doors would open.
To save himself a walk down the platform, he swung aboard one of
the cars, standing on the little ledge that protruded from below the
closed door, and at the same time, grabbing the two hand holds on
either side.
But the train didn’t come to a stop. Instead, it rolled right
on past the station platform and began to pick up speed!
That’s when Joe should have acted. He knew right away that he had
made a mistake—realized that he had hopped on the Golden State
Limited instead of the local.
“I should have jumped from the train right there,” he says, “but I
was waiting for a better place to do it. We were gliding over switches
and spur tracks at the moment and I was afraid I might trip on them and
turn an ankle.”
Going Too Fast for Joe to Jump.
Yes, Joe might even have broken a leg if he’d jumped there and got
his feet tangled up with those switches and spurs. But what he did
do nearly earned him a broken neck! By the time the train came to
a suitable spot in which to jump, it was going so fast that Joe didn’t DARE
jump. Inside of two minutes it had picked up its full speed and was clip
ping off the miles at the rate of sixty or more an hour.
And there Joe hung, digging his toes into a little ledge hardly more
than an inch wide, on a bitter cold night, while the wind tore at him and
His Plight Was Well Nigh Hopeless.
threatened to wrench him loose. He pressed his face to the glass door,
but he couldn’t rap on it. The wind was so strong that he didn’t dare
let go of either one of the hand holds.
He yelled—yelled at the top of his voice—but the train was
making so much noise and the wind whipped his voice away so
fas that no one heard him.
Joe began wondering if he could hang on until the train reached
Hooker, the next station, a few miles away. Then, with a sickening
sensation in the pit of his stomach he realized that f this train didn’t
even hesitate at Hooker. It’s next stop was Dalhart, Tex., ninety miles
BEYOND Hooker. And he knew darned good and well that he could
never hang on t u -'t long.
Hope Was All He Had Left.
“The concussion of the air on my body,” he says, “was forcing me
back against the rear hand hold. It was bitter cold. I envied every per
son on that train—whether it was a baby in a comfortable berth, or a
bum on the rods beneath the train.”
Joe’s plight was pretty well nigh hopeless—but hopelessness doesn’t
stop a guy from hoping. And hope was all Joe had left now. He be
gan hoping the train would, for some reason, stop at Hooker.
The train rolled on. Now it was just a mile outside of Hooker.
Now it was coming into the town. It passed Hooker without even slow
ing down, and zipped right along toward Guymon, the next station on the
line. Then Joe began hoping the train would stop at Guymon.
It was a pretty forlorn hope, but it gave Joe something to
live for.
“We ran over some pretty rough country in the twenty miles between
Hooker and Guymon,” he says. “There were a couple of high trestles—
dandy places for a fellow in my position to commit suicide if he weren’t
minded to stick it out and see the natural outcome of the adventure.”
But Joe didn’t dive off of any trestles. Hope was still with him,
telling him the train might stop. And Joe played along, even though he
knew Hope was a doggone liar and it would be a miracle if that train
stopped anywhere between there and Dalhart.
Then Came the Miracle.
Joe’s hands were getting stiff with the cold and he was having
difficulty hanging on around the curves. He knew that when they passed
Guymon he wouldn’t be able to play that game of hope much longer.
Soon his numbed hands would let go and he’d just drop off.
They were approaching Guymon now, and Joe figured his time on
earth was just about up. The train was roaring down on the station,
when suddenly, the miracle happened.
The brakes began to grind—the train began to slow down—
and up ahead Joe could see a red light and the arm of a sema
phore set at the “stop” signal.
They stopped at the depot, and several men ran out to take Joe
down from his insecure perch.
“I was stiff as a board,” he says “My eyes were full of cinders and
my face black as coal. I was frozen. I was taken into the depot, thawed
out, questioned, and complimented on my luck. When I asked: 'What
made her stop?’ they showed me a message. Someone at Hooker had
seen me and wired ahead.”
And the message read: “Man seen hanging on front steps right-
hand side fifth coach of Golden Limited. Stop her.”
©—WNU Service.
Continental Glaciers
Continental glaciers are ice sheets
of enormous extent, covering thou
sands of square miles. The great
ice sheet of Greenland, 500,000
square miles in extent, and the one
at the South Pole are the only two
tully deserving of this classification.
Celebration Honors Tortoise
Natives recently held a celebra
tion in honor of a tortoise present
ed 160 years ago by Captain Cook
to the paramount chief of the
Friendly islands and still enjoying
life on the palace grounds of the
Queen of Tonga island.
INTEREST TO I
Ml Horoire
Outer Leaves of Lettuce—The
outer leaves of lettuce, often
trimmed off and thrown away, are
more than 30 times as rich in
vitamin A as the inside leaves.
• e •
Hanging Pictures—Never allow
picture frames to touch the waH
if it is damp. The frame will soon
become damaged. With a small
tack or gramophone needle, at
tach two small corks at the bot
tom of your frame. These will
keep the frame off the wall.
* • •
Beef Juice—To make beef juice
add 1 pound of fresh, raw, finely
chopped round steak without fat
to 6 ounces of cold water. Add a
pinch of salt, put the beef and wa
ter in a glass jar and stand it on
ice, over night. Shake and strain
it through coarse muslin, squeez
ing hard to obtain all the juice.
* * •
Removing Mustard Stains —
Mustard stains Can be removed
from table linen by washing in hot
water and soap and rinsing in
warm water.
* • •
Soaking Salt Fish—When soak
ing salt fish add a small glass erf
vinegar to the soaking water and
it will draw out more of the salt.
• • •
With Fancywork—Before start
ing to draw the threads on linen
for hemstitching, wet a small
brush, rub it over a bar of soap
until a lather is produced, scrub
the threads of linen that you wish
to draw, and they will pull out
easily.
• * •
Boiled Whitefish—Clean a white-
fish. To sufficient water to cover
add salt and vinegar and a bunch
of parsley and a quartered onion.
Cook until the flesh separates eas
ily from the bones. Drain and
place on a hot platter, garnished
with parsley and serve with a
sauce.
• • •
Butter Layer Cake—When rasp
berry jam that is not of firm con
sistency is to be used for filling a
sponge sandwich cake it is ad
visable to butter the inner surface
of each layer before spreading it
with jam. This will prevent the
moisture from soaking into the
cake and making it sodden.
* • •
Tomato and Lima Bean Casse
role—Drain the liquid from a No.
2 can of green baby lima beans
and combine the beans with a can
of tomatoes. Add a little butter
and seasoning, then mix. Place
in buttered casserole. Cover.
WNU Service.
Why Laxatives
Fail In Stubborn
Constipation
Twelve to 24 hours is too long to wait
when relief from clogged bowels and
constipation is needed, for then enor.
mous quantities of bacteria accumu
late, causing GAS, indigestion and
many restless, sleepless nights.
If you want REAL, QUICK RELIEF,
take a liquid compound such as Ad-
lerika. Adlerika contains SEVEN ca
thartic and carminative ingredients
that act on the stomach and BOTH
bowels. Most "overnight’' laxatives
contain one ingredient that acts on tha
lower bowel only.
Adlerika’s DOUBLE ACTION gives
your system a thorough cleansing,
bringing out old poisonous waste mat
ter that may have caused GAS pains,
sour stomach, headaches and sleepless
nights for months.
Adlerika relieves stomach GAS M
once and usually removes bowel con*
gestlon In less than two hours. No
waiting for overnight results. Thla
famous treatment has been recom
mended by many doctors and drug
gists for 35 years. Take Adlerika one-
half hour before breakfast or one hour
before bedtime and in a short while
you will feel marvelously refreshed.
At all Leading Druggists.
Books Are Company
If you can entertain yourself,
you are fortified against many a
long evening without company.
Try the companionship of books.
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