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CAROLINA Thursday, April 29, 1937
Christmas Seal Sales
Amount To $50,983.38
Columbia, April 20.—A "total of
$50,983.38 was raised in the 30th
Annual Christmas Seal Sale for the
support of the tuberculosis cam
paign by the South Carolina Tu
berculosis Association and its af
filiated county associations accord
ing to the final report of the
Christmas Seal Sale announced
this week by Bishop K. G. Finlay,
State Chairman.
The highest per capita sales
were made by Charleston, 8 cents;
Darlington, 7 cents; Richland and
Georgetown, 5 cents each, and
Florence and Eastern York, 4 cents
each.
Ninety-five per cent of the funds
raised by the tuberculosis Seal Sale
is spent for work in South Caro
lina and 5 per cent of the work
of the National Tuberculosis As
sociation which includes special
services in this state. County tu
berculosis associations are spend
ing $30,816.09 of the returns and
the state association $17,618.12. The
programs of the county and state
associations emphasize education
on the prevalence, prevention and
cure of tuberculosis and the dem
onstration and application of mod
ern methods in the control of the
disease.
The report by counties of the
White and Negro sale is as fol
lows: Abbeville, $275.18; Aiken,
$1,168.26; Allendale, $266.52; An
derson, $1,668.98; Bamberg, $349.-
19; Barnwell, $318.07; Beaufort,
$162.93; Berkeley, $356.36; Calhoun,
$382.95; Charleston, $8,200.00;
Cherokee, $390.00; Chester, $1,087.-
20; Chesterfield, $547.50; Claren
don, $296.60; Colleton, $524.28;
Darlington, $3,187.00; Dillon, $628.-
58; Dorchester, $689.21; Edgefield,
$287.08; Fairfield, $557.23; Florence,
$2,676.88; Georgetown, $1,188.14;
Greenville, $3,314.65; Greenwood,
$669,04; Hampton, $190.36; Horry.
$621.90; Jasper, $168.11; Kershaw,
$1,208.71; Lancaster, $1,018.00;
Laurens, $829.54; Lee, $294.66; Lex
ington, $621.39; McCormick, $205.24;
Marion, $957.53; Marlboro,
Newberry, $817.89; Oconee, $iS8.61:
Orangeburg, $1,740.95; Pickens
$308.52; Richland, $4,596.63; Saluda
$296.74; Spartanburg, $2,269.80;
Sumter, $1,650.81; Union, $518.90;
Williamsburg, $650.16; Eastern
York, $1,131.51; Western York,
$377.47.
This State Received
$67,489,493.76 For
• Emergency Relief
In Two Years
Columbia, S. C., April 22.—South
Carolina received $67,489,493.76
during the period April 8, 1935 to
March 31, 1937, according to a re
port received by Lawrence M.
Pinckney, State Director for the
National Emergency Council.
This information is based upon
the report showing the financial
status of funds provided in the
Emergency Relief Appropriation
Acts of 1935 and 1936, as of March
31, 1937. Expenditures incurred by
sdl agencies operating under the
Works Program total $58,460,058.35,
leaving an unexpended balance of
$11,029,435.41 of which $6,228,649.44
is obligated but for which checks
have not yet been issued.
The report shows that $25,279,-
708.31 has been expended for
wages; $5,627,638.06 for supplies
and materials, $1,856,318.87 for con
struction, maintenance and repair
contracts; $15,744,185.03 for grants;
$1,026,157.43 for oontractual ser
vices; $804,267.17 for equipment
purchased; $434,358.33 for land;
$4,990,173.39 for loans; and $56,-
046.83 for employees (accident)
compensation. $641,204.93 for rent
A breakdown itemization, accord
ing to the types of work carried
out with these funds, shows the
following classifications and ex
penditures. Highways, roads,
streets, etc., $7,242,464.87; public
buildings, $6,022,792.31; housing
projects $1,201,339.20; public recre
ation facilities, $2,632,370.15; con
servation work, $12,053,375.78; elec
tric water sewerage systems, etc.,
$1,274,387.22; educational projects,
$4,230,029.67; miscellaneous proj
ects, $6,479,927.05; administrative
expenses. $1,580,540.60; rural re
settlement and direct relief, $3,937,-
29(5 72; and grant to state for re
lief. $8537,531.95, and trar.spcrta
lion faciliticj,
MAY VOTE BY A!R
WITH NEW DEVII
Gadget Records Response of
Radio Audience.
New York.—A tiny electrical
gadget, called the Radiovoter, may
speed the time when a president of
the United States may step before a
microphone, ask a question of his
radio listeners concerning some
question of public policy and re
ceive an immediate reply from mil-
lions. ^
The question may be: D ° y .°^
want war?” Or: ‘‘Shall we build
more battleships?” Or: ‘‘Do you fa
vor a larger appropriation for re
lief?” Whatever the question, every
listener by means of the Radiovoter
on the receiving set could flash an
answer back.
Forums on Civic Affairs.
The Radiovoter was designed by
National Electric Ballots, Inc. Its
use in taking public referendums or
in conducting forums on civic ques
tions is within the realm of possi
bility, believes Dr. Nevil Monroe
Hopkins, president of the company.
The Radiovoter works this way:
At the start of a program the
announcer presses a button whic i
causes an audible signal to be
broadcast. The signal will be re
ceived by all sets tuned in on the
program. In sets equipped with a
Radiovoter, the signal will trip a
relay and in so doing impose a
‘‘reactance load” upon the substa
tion of the power company which
supplies electricity for the individual
set.
“The cumulative load,” Hopkins
explained, ‘‘is recorded on a re
actance meter in the substation and
by means of a telemeter in the
broadcasting studio.”
Obtain Visible Court.
Thus, by broadcasting the signal
at various intervals during the pro
gram, the studio will ‘‘obtain an in
stantaneous and visible count of the
Radiovoter-equipped sets tuned to
the program.”
By means of a knob attached to
the Radiovoter the listener will be
able to respond when the announcer
asks a ‘‘yes” or “no” vote on the
program’s merits or upon other
questions.
It will not be necessary to wait
until all receiving sets are equipped
with Radiovoters, it was explained,
to get an accurate gauge of reac
tion from the radio public. By know
ing what percentage of sets in a
given area are so equipped, the stu
dio will be able to compute arith
metically what the general reaction
would be.
Indian Population Gains
in Numbers During Year
Washington.—Showing a 1 per
cent gain over 1935, 334,013 Indians
are now registered on federal rolls,
according to the Indian bureau. As
defined by the federal authorities,
an Indian is a person of Indian
blood who acquires certain rights
through wardship, treaty or inher
itance.
The population on the government
rolls is not necessarily domiciled
on or near Indian reservations.
Many on the rolls live thousands of
miles away.
Oklahoma still boasts the largest
Indian population. Including the five
civilized tribes, the Miami and the
Peoria Indians, the state has 96,244
Indians, or 28.8 per cent of the na
tional total. Arizona ranks second
with 45.013, followed by New Mexico
with 35.570. South Dakota with 27,-
401. and California with 23,824. Five
other states have an Indian popula
tion of 10,000 or more—Montana,
Minnesota, Washington, Wisconsin
and North Dakota.
The largest tribes are the Nav
ajo, the Sioux and the Chippewas,
with respective counts of 44,070, 35,-
412 and 26,127.
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.ngeles
JOHN E. DE RCSI
© jrfcClurf Syndicate.
WNU Service.
Scientists Off to Study
Mass Suicide of Whales
Johannesburg.—A party of scien
tists from the South African muse
um has just left here for a lonely
bay on the Cape coast to investigate
the mass suicide of 50 false killer
whales, which flung themselves
ashore on the jagged rocks.
Schoolboys who had been fishing
nearby told how they saw the huge
black creatures rushing toward the
shore, spouting great jets and mak
ing a terrific noise.
The reason for the mass suicide is
believed to lie in an undersea dis
turbance terrifying the whales. Just
prior to the occurrence the sea was
noticed to be highly phosphorescent.
Queer Names Found
on Harvard Rolls
Cambridge, Mass. — Kai sui
Nimmanahaeminda of Chieng-
mai, Siam, was credited with pos
sessing the longest name in Har
vard university.
Interpreted from Siamese, the
name means “good luck.”
There was too much competi
tion to award anyone the title
of having the shortest name.
Those in the contest were Y. Ku
of Peiping, C. Y. Lo of Nanking,
P. S. Ou of Kwangsu, and H. K.
M. Wu of Honolulu.
Other names among the stu
dent body included H. R. X.
d’Aeth of England, Messrs. Ting
end Toong of China, I. Pass., B.
Schur, and A. Schuh.
M Y DEAR Lona—
The sight again of this crazy
scribble will probably- startle you.
Even little things were forever
sources of infinite surprise and de
light to you. Surely it will mean
something—something more than
the mere commonplace, my darling
—to realize that it is indeed I that
have at last come back to you . . .
And yet, dear, it is no easy task
for me to swallow the bitter pill
of my pride and come to you in such
humble fashion. If there were an
other manner of approach, less for
eign to my nature, more flattering
to my pride, I assure you I would
have found it. Heaven only knows,
Lona, the million black nights I have
spent in futile search!
Simply, Lona—I love you.
My dear, with even a continent
between us, I can vision the tears
welling in your wondrous eyes. I
can feel, too, the sweet, sympathet
ic determination to come to me
at once, believing that I am still
no one but myself, but caring only
that I have come to you. How easily
swayed by sweetness you can be,
I know; I have always known. Many
times I have taken advantage of
you thus. But now you must not
think that 1 am merely trying to
touch your heart, your feelings.
Heaven again only knows the many
times I have refrained from doing
so in the past year! I swore to my
self that I would come to you only
when I could command your re
spect as well as your love; and I
have fought myself these weary
long months to accomplish this.
And I have succeeded. I am no
longer the weak, irresponsible
boy you once knew; I have
lost my arrogance and conceit, j
My dear, can you remember a
year ago? Can you remember the
night we parted? We had been
somewhere and you had discovered
my trifling intimacy with Laurette.
We quarreled all the way home.
‘‘It’s no use, Nickie,” you said,
“we might as well finish everything.
There never really could be any
thing between us, anyway. I love
you very dearly, Nickie. I shall al
ways love you, but I can never re
spect you. You’re all that I despise
in a man. You’re unstable and in- •
different, cynical, egotistical, ir
responsible. And all when you could
be so different. That’s what I love
in you, I suppose, what you could be.
Or perhaps it’s only what I think you
could be. It doesn’t matter. I only
know I mean it this time. I shan’t
come back again, Nickie. Good-by.”
Outside, in the car, I sat for
hours, thinking, the delicious sensa
tions of sadness and futility drip- j
ping delightfully over my mind and
heart. I was the misunderstood mar
tyr and oh, Lord! how I relished it.
I literally bathed myself in sorrow
ful contemplation, rubbing the bit
ter irritant of my woes almost glee
fully into my spiritual sores, un
til, finally, so pregnant was I with
my own sadistic illusions, I decided
to go away. I would become a vaga
bond, a derelict on the face of life’s
follies.
Fortunately, however, (or perhaps
unfortunately) before I could em
bark upon my course of degrada
tion and decay I received a very lu
crative offer to arrange music for
motion picture musicals. It would
be necessary to go to Hollywood.
This, Lona, as you can readily see.
was a splendid opportunity for me
to retain my ease and comfort while
still, in a certain sense, appeasing
my primary impulse of vagabond
age. I accepted.
Hollywood, however, was not for
me. I lost myself satisfactorily for
a time, to be sure, but came grad
ually to realize but one thing—how
right you had been about me. I be
gan to think solidly for the first
time in my life. I began to under
stand, too, your distaste for the in
sincere type of music I had beer
wont to compose. And, finally, 1
came to realize what you had meant
by love and respect.
It was then that I threw over my
job, left Hollywood, took a little
place by the sea at Carmel and
really began to work. Oh, Lord.
t ona, how I worked! Night and day;
uay and night. I sweated music.
Real music—out of the depths oi
my soul! A thousand times I fal
tered, fell. But always, thinking
of you, fought inexorably on.
And now—
Well, now, Lona, there is little tc
say except that my Sea Suite: A
Symphony In Sorrow, is to be pre
sented the fifth of next month a:
Carnegie hall.
I shall be waiting for you at the
far left side of the lobby.
Nickie.
Slowly she folded the letter and
handed it to her husband. She
watched his face as he read. He
was a big young man with pleasant
eyes and mouth. Watching her hus-
bnnd, she thought of Nickie. She
thought of his hard, cynical mouth,
his sullen dark eyes. She remem
bered, too, in an instant, innumer-
ab’o p^tty evasions, deceptions, un
reliabilities. Even this letter—what
more was it than a dramatic ex
h.hiiion of ego?
T Icr husband looked up, myr ad
rucries rampant in his troubled
eyes.
She took the letter from her hus
band's lax fingers, and, smiling,
the thin white sheets into count-
lecc small pieces.
O. M. C.
Cy JANE OSBORN
© McClum Npwfioaper Syndicate.
WNU Service.
T ED CARSON, sitting at his desk
in the city, talked to Howard
Fern over his telephone.
“Can you come out and play
bridge with us tomorrow? It’s our
O. M. C. bridge club and one of
the couples can’t come. You don’t
know any of them-but they’re per
fectly harmless. And, say, you don’t
mind passing as a married man, do
you? I’ll tell you on the way out. And
you can meet your wife at dinner.
Madge w r asn’t sure who she’d get—
it has to be someone the crowd
doesn’t know.”
At about the same time Madge
Carson called up Alice Gordon, an
old friend who lived in the city.
“My dear, I hope you won’t think
I’m dreadfully rude but I’m asking
you to fill in at bridge tomorrow
night. It’s our turn to entertain the
O. M. C. and Clara and Bill have
gone south. You see O. M. C. stands
for “Old Married Crowd”—though,
of course, we aren’t exactly old.
Well, anyway, we made some fool
rules and one of them was that
we’d never have anyone belong who
wasn’t married—and no member is
allowed to invite an unmarried stop
gap. But really Ted and I don’t know
any people that are married to
ask. So Ted said he’d get some
fiiend of his and I said I’d get you
and you could pretend you were
married. We’ll make up a name
for you and you’ll probably never
see your husband again.”
So it was arranged, and it was
not until Howard Fern came down
stairs with Ted for dinner after a
hasty change from their business
clothes, that he knew that the girl
whose husband he had been asked
to impersonate was Alice Gordon
whom he had met five or six times
that winter in the city, and in all
probability they would meet again
occasionally. That was what made
the situation a little more embar
rassing than they had expected it
would be. But it was agreed that
they were to play the role of Mr.
and Mrs. Bob Norcott.
After the cards were over the
various members took places round
the tables drawn together for the
supper to follow, and sat while Ted
and Madge Carson brought on the
refreshments. Someone brought up
the subject of proposals and Madge
announced that she didn’t think
that Ted ever did propose to her.
“I certainly did propose,” Ted
answered. “We were at a Sunday
school picnic and I'd been drinking
pink lemonade and we stayed be
hind the others in the grove—I can
remember the mosquitoes. One
stung me on the nose when I kissed
you.”
So that started it. It was moved,
seconded and carried that every
one present confess how he or she
became engaged.
“Don’t have the girls in on this,”
objected Madge. “Because they’d
tell different stories and then we’d
find out what liars our husbands
really are. We’ll just listen while
you do the romancing. Gerald, it’s
your turn.” So Gerald told briefly
of his own proposal, and then came
time for Howard—Mr. Bob Norcott.
“Isn’t much to tell,” he said smil
ing assuringly at Alice. “The only
remarkable thing about it was that
she was willing to have me. You see
I’d met her a few times and she—
well, you know how a girl can treat
a man without being at all rude.
Snippity-I call it. I knew I wanted
her and I sat up nights trying to
think of a way to get acquainted.
Then one night we went to fill in
at a card party—much like the
party tonight— and I knew right
then that I’d have to ask her, and
though we had both been asked to
spend the night I asked our hostess
if I could see her home. I thought
maybe I’d get my courage up on
the way. It was on the train going in
to town that It happened. I never
had an idea that she’d have me—”
Howard looked up and across at
Alice with a straight eager look that
made her blush. But somehow she
rose to the occasion.
“You’re as bad as the rest,” she
told him. “I was crazy about you
from the first. I think it was I who
suggested going home together and
I’m sure 1 did the actual proposing.^’
Madge gasped her amazement
but no one noticed it, and the con
fessions went on. Then they finished
supper and there was the usual
leave taking and Howard and Alice
were alone with their host and host
ess. Howara said he thought really
he ought to get back that night—
t nd as he was going, perhaps he
could take Miss Gordon. So they
? arted and on their way to the
s.ation a few minutes walk away
l/.ey said scarcely a word.
“You are a very good actor,”
/'*ce said at last. “I don’t see how
2 u carried it ‘off so well.”
“I’m not an -actor at all,” said
Howard without smiling. “You know
what 1 mean. It was pretty hard,
i ough, having to ait there and listen
to you. knowing all the time that
\on were laughing at me.”
Alice looked away from Howard
toward the dark window. “Perhaps
1 I'.zant what 1 said, too,” she said
“Then >ou really ‘coukl think r
rvt—you would really marry me?’
asked Howard.
Alice turned and locked -at him
“Of course I meant it,” she sau
and then she laughed. “Didn't 1 sr.\
I had to do the proposing—and novi
l think 1 really have.”
Harry’s Proposal
By H. IRVING KING
© McClum Nf'w'-.naner Syndicate.
WNU Service.
“ A LLIE, I am in love.” Harry
.Drayton popped this out at
the end 1 of a short silence which had
supervened in the conversation be
tween himself an Allison Gower. He
accompanied the remark with a
sigh. They were on the hotel piazza;
the moon was over the mountains
and moonlight on the river. “You
must have seen, Allie,” went on
the young man, “the—er—state of
my heart. I—I—must know my fate
tomorrow. I am sure you—”
“Oh Harry,” cried Allison,
“please don’t say any more tonight
—please don’t. I will give you an
answer tomorrow morning.” She
had risen from her chair and stood
ready for flight.
Harry with a gasp sat up straight
in his chair. “But Allie,” he cried,
“you don’t understand what I am
trying to—”
“Oh, yes, I understand,” broke in
the agitated Allie. “Good night,
dear”—and she was gone.
Drayton fairly collapsed into the
depths of his chair. “Well, of all
the—” Words failed him for further
remark. He sat staring out blankly
into the moonlit night. He and Al
lison Gower had been friends from
childhood. From the time he could
remember, he had always confided
to Allie. And now, when he was at
tempting to tell her that he was in
love with Anne Blair, Allison had
gone and taken his attempt as a
proposal of marriage to herself.
He spent most of the night re
volving over and over again the sit
uation in which he found himself and
seeing no way out. As for Allison,
she went straight to her room after
leaving Harry and, turning on the
light, sat down to think. If Harry
was in a daze so was Allie. She
had always thought marriage a res
pectable and desirable custom to
which, some day, she might pos
sibly be called upon to conform.
But now it jumped from the realm
of the abstract into the realm of
the concrete with a suddenness
which was rather startling.
There came a tap at her door.
It was Anne Blair, who always
stopped for a chat with her dear
friend Allie on her way to bed.
Allie sometimes wished that Anne,
who was a great talker, would oc
casionally omit this nightly visit,
but tonight she hailed her as a wel
come guest. For Allie regarded
Anne as so worldly wise and so ex
perienced—for no good rbason. at
all—that counsel from her could not
help being of value. Therefore when
Anne paused for breath after her
first instalment of hotel gossip, Al
lie said: “Anne, what do you think
of marriage?”
“What a question,” cried Anne.
“I think it’s something any young
girl looks forward to -provided you
get the right man. And since you
have broached the subject, I may
as well confide in you that I expect
to be married myself before long—
in fact I know I’m going to be. But
you must not tell a living soul until
I tell you.”
“Oh, Anne,” cried Allie,” how did
you feel when he proposed?”
“Oh, he hasn’t proposed yet,” re
turned Anne calmly, “but he’s go
ing to tomorrow.”
“How — how do you know?” he
is gasped Allie.
“How do I know?” retorted Anne;
“how do those figures in the barom
eter know when to come in and go
out in advance of the weather? I
am as sure Harry Drayton is going
to propose to me tomorrow as I am
that I am going to accept him.
Hasn’t he told you he was in love
with me? You and he are such
chums and old friend^ that I sup
posed lie had told you before this.
But, dear me, how late it’s getting!
Good night, dear.” And she was
gone.
Now Allison Gower was a simple
soul but not without sense and re
source when driven into a corner.
Next morning Harry Drayton re
ceived the following note signed
“Allie.”
“Dear Harry—I ought not to have
been so perturbed last night when
you confided in me your intention
of proposing lo Anne Blair; for, of
course, I have long seen how you
felt toward her. You may have
thought it strange in me to run
away as I did, but the fact is mar
riage is such a serious matter that
no advice should be given without
due consideration concerning it—no
hasty approval or disapproval. I
wanted time to think, and I have
thought. And after due considera
tion I have concluded that Anne
is a dear girl and just the one to
make you a good wife. So I give
you both my blessings in the capa
city of an old maid sister, and
hope both of you will continue to use
r c as your confidant.”
Harry Drayton swallowed that let
ter hook, line and sinker, as the
saying goes. Ti\ie, he could not re
member having mentioned Anne
Blair’s name in his attempted con
fidence—but then, of course, Allie
must have seen. His attentions to
Anne had been rather pronounced.
As for Allie herself, she main
tained her poise. And later she was
married—to a charming man. Like
Anne, she knew, sometime before
the proposal, just what was in store
for her and with a woman’s in
tuition she was prepared.
Just
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Little
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TOO LATE
Brown took the ticket the booking
clerk gave him, picked up his.
change and walked away. A few"
moments later he was back at the-
booking office.
“I say,” he said to the clerk*,
“you gave me the wrong change-
just now.”
“Sorry,” said the clerk with &
shrug of his shoulders, “but it can
not be rectified now. You should*
have called my attention to it wheni
you bought your ticket.”
“Well, that’s all right,” said'
Brown. “I’m not worrying. You.
gave me $2 too much.”
“What’s Your Address?”
The poor man was effusive in his
thanks to his rich friend. “This five
pounds will help me out of a tight
hold, and I’ll send it back to you in-,
a few weeks., By the way, what is
your address?”
The rich man looked solemn*
“Fairview Cemetery,” he replied.
“O, nonsense, that’s not your ad
dress!”
“No,” said the rich man, “but it
will be before you send this five;
pounds back.”
PULLING THINGS
Friend—Now that you’ve pulled'
all Tom’s teeth I suppose you’re-
through with him.
Dentist—Not yet—the bill has yet
to be extracted, you know.
Pursuit of the Incomprehensible
“Have you studied relativity?”
“No need to do so,” answered
Senator Sorghum. “I can come-
across enough things I don’t under
stand in the course of one of our
usual investigations.”
Injustice
Tenant—This roof is so bad' that
it rains on our heads. How long
is this going to continue?
Owner—What do you think I; am,
a weather prophet?—Omaha W6rld-
Herald.
Clue
Sherlock Holmes—Ah, Watson-, X
see you have on your winter under
wear.
Watson — Marvelous, Holmes*
marvelous! How did you ever de
duce that?
Sherlock—Well, you’ve forgotten
to put on your trousers.
Self Defense
Judge—Why have you brought
that cudgel into court?
Prisoner—Well, they said L had
to provide my own defense.
The Victim
Mrs. Smith—Yes, my ’usband’s
laid up, a victim of hockey.
Mrs. Higgins—But I didn’t know
e’ even played the game.
Mrs. Smith — ’E doesn’t: ’E
sprained ’is larynx at the match
last Saturday.
Getting Even
“Why don’t you fix that leak?
You’ve been here nearly an hour,
and you haven’t done a thing.”
“T’ tell the truth, ma’am. I’m
sore at the tenant down stairs.”
OLD GOSSIPERS
“Was it a love match?”
“Looks like it, but you never can ,
tell. One of them may have thought
the other had money.”
The Usual Winner
“I hear that Jenkins and his wife
had a row over the kind of car they
decided to buy; he wauled an open
one and she a closed one. Anyhow,*'
the incident is now closed.” J
‘So is the car—I saw her in it this-!
r. erning.”
Beyond His Power
“I’m a very determined man, and]
I t an do anything I decide to do.”|
“Have you ever tried to slam a]
revolving door?” — Stray StoriesJ
Magazine.