McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, April 08, 1937, Image 7
McCORMTCK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, APRIL 8, 1937
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WORLD’S BEST COMICS
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Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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(Copyright. 1936, by The Belt Syndicate. Inc.)
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A Break for Muley
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Counter Attack
'LO, JoE.—
^IMME A
Bowl o'
chowder*
BOWL OF
CHOWER ,
MAKE IT ^t-
Hey toe- ,s
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TBAT -rH.f?ViiLS ALL H ' M
WHAT’S tHE
TROUBLE,
COPPER. ?
THi S SOUP—
Ol CAWT
EAT IT
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IN flMMBy 1
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ROIPES
TH* MON
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WURRKS
LOlKE A
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BRONC PEELER Withers Overhears a Name
BeONCffeElEQ
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Pahch
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qoarreun with withers —
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WE START T MORROW *
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WHErt HE Code THAT WILD HoSS.
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IS THAT SO//
By FRED HARMAN
THATfc RED BOLtS/^sJ
Th* Feller ,th AT owns '
TH'ouTFiT ^ist
sooth of ours*
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RED BOLES/
THE SAME PE(2SoH
I HAVE BEEM TT5ALIN6 I
FbRTEH U>N& VEACS-I
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Here: oh
THIS RANGE’.
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The Curse of Progress
WMevl TWE CEALnaTON ^TCikTS
NDv/ tuat nou MUST Be- at
A DOS'S OLD AGe- ‘
just uAMeN-T -me- ceo
MAO VMWBM A OuP TO
*rue vnevraosw 1 wo^ nou
Love THAT Same- too-cooks
Like SOU’LL . UA\e- 7D COT
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Oversight
“That letter 1 gave you tlii r morn
ing—did you post it?” asked the
wile.
“Well, no, deai,“ said her hus
band.
“Of course you didn’t. And 1 told
you it was important that it should
go today ’*
“Yes, dear."
“And you torgot to post it. If that’s
not just like a man!”
‘‘But, dear—”
“Don’t ‘but’ me. I’m angry.”
“But, dear, look at the letter. You
forgot to address it!”
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An Art Experiment
“Lady.” said Plodding Pete, “kin
1 lang around the barnyard
awhile?”
“What toi?”
“1 have been stjdyin’ up on in
terpretive music an if dere is any
way of makin’ sound taKe de place
of reality . want de benefit Lemme
stop an listen to de pigs grunt an' de
hent ca«*kle. 'cause sumpin tells me
dat s as near as I’m goin to git to
_J teal ham an eggs.”
DOOR-BELLS
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By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
15 supposed 1b be Taking
his Hap. wishes something
INIERESTiNG WOULD HAPPEN
DOOR-BEIL FINES
KNOWS That ring - ONLY
The postman
THERE'S The bell again -
A long firm ring
that would be shrowg -
MINDED AUNT ALICE, AND SHE
wouldnt Think of coming up
To -tot NURSERY AT NAP TIME
THAT NERVOUS flUffERV RING
IS THE WOMAN NElTDOOR
WHO IS ALWAYS RUNNING IN
TO BORROW SOMETHING
hello.There's a Ring he
DOESN'T RECOGNIZE - PRO
BABLY SOMEBODY SELLING
SOMEfHiNG
AH,THERE'S ONE HE KNOWS-
ONELDNS.TWO SHORT, RE
PEATED INDEFINITELY
THAT'S DADDY, WHEN HE
HAS FORGOTTEN HIS KEY
(Copyright. 1937. by Tht Bell Syndicate. Inc.>
^Tarotite
Kecijae
By
Irene Rich
Rim Actress
Chicken Stew
Divide a chicken, stew until ten
der, and remove to hot platter. To
the stock add one-half cupful of
rice and dumplings made as fol
lows:
Beat one egg, add one-half cup
ful of water, pinch of SE|lt, and
sufficient flour to make a thin bat
ter; drop by spoonfuls, into the
stock and cook about ten minutes.
If rice is uncooked it should be
boiled twenty minutes before
dumplings are added. '
Family Racket
For the past 99 years, a unique
racket has been in operation,
first by the father and now by the
son, on the river Nile near Luxor,
Egypt. As each ship has passed
“their point,” they have rowed
out and asked for a toll on the
basis that, through their psychic
powers, they could either help or
hinder a vessel on the remainder
of its journey. In the beginning,
ship captains paid through fear.
Now they do it through custom.—
Collier’s Weekly.
EASE
your cold
TijyiigJvt
Rub your chest with
warming, soothing Pene»
tro at Bedtime. Helps
nature break up conges
tion, Its aromatic vapors
help open up stufiy nasal
passages. Sold everywhere
THE SALV
OLD FASHIONED
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IONEO MUTTON SUET \
Triumph of Principles
Nothing can bring you peace but
yourself. Nothing can bring you
peace but the triumph of princi
ples.—Emerson.
A Good Laxative
The bad feelings and dullness
often attending constipation take
the joy out of life. Try a dose of
Black-Draught at the first sign of
constipation and see how much bet
ter It Is to check the trouble before
it gets' a hold on you. Black-
Draught is purely vegetable and is
so prompt and reliable. Get re
freshing relief from constipation by
taking purely vegetable
BLACK-DRAUGHT
Injuring Friendship
He takes the greatest ornament
from friendship, who takes mod
esty from it.—Cicero.
A FAMOUS DOCTOR
A S a young man th«
late Dr. R. V. Plerc#
practiced medicine in Pa.
After moving to Buffalo,
N. Y., be gave to the drug
trade (nearly 70 yeara
ago) Dr. Pierce’* Favor
ite Prescription. Women
who suffer from “nerves,"
irritability iand discom
forts associated with functional disturbances
should try this tonic. It stimulates the ap
petite and this in turn increases the Intake of
food, helping to upbuild the body. Buy nowl
Tabs. 50c. liquid $1.00 and $1.35.
Govern Your Thoughts
’Tis in thy power to think as
thou wilt.—Walter Pater.
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60c
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per Gal ton of Spray.
LARGE SIZE
$1.20
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Always Effective . . . Why suffer?
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Symptoms may be nagging backache^
persistent headache, attacks of dizsineaa.
getting up nights, swelling, puffiness
under the eyes—a feeling of nervous
anxiety and loss of pep and strength.
Other signs of kidney or bladder dis
order may be burning, scanty or too
frequent urination.
There should be no doubt that prompt
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