McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, March 18, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, MARCH 18, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborne
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None in Use
STMATTER POP— But Don’t We Often Judge Who’s Coming by the Clothes? By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE By S. 1 HUNTLEY
“Backward, Turn Backward”
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fCooyrlght, by 8. L>. Huntley, Trede Mark ’Re*. U. 8. Pat. Office)
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
BRONC PEELER Will Bronc Be in Time
Memory Lane
By FRED HARMAN
A LOT OF
GLEAM
HUMOR
has been!
evolved
ABOUT
(SUE ST
Towels
HT- '/M-RtW
PROiVffc MS
<h' TABLES
ISM'T
ABLB I'M*
The Curse of Progress
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Inconsistent
Talkative Lady (on board ship)
—Can you swim?
Sailor — Only at times, ma’am.
T L. — Only at times! How
strange; and when do these mo
ments of ability come to you?
Sailor — When 1 am in the water,
ma’am.—New Outlook (Torontc.).
Hard to Deline
Doctor — You have grown very
thin, Kirby.
Kirby—Yes doctor, in fact it’s got
ten so when 1 ha^e a pain in my
middle 1 can’t tell whetiiei it’s a
stomachache or a backache.
Their Names
Found on a freshman’s registra
tion card:
Question — Give your parents
names.
Answer — Mama and Papa.
Bargain
The decrepn old ^ar drov'- up to
the toll-bridge
“Fifty cents." cried the gateman
“Sold,'' replied the driver.—Wall
Street Journal.
ENTERTAINER
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
D
Guxas
UllUiACJS
REGARDS V/IStfoR,
WHILE MOTHER GOES 1b
GET Tea. FEELS HE OUGHT
"To DO SOMEfHlHeiO EU-
ICRIAIN HEP
CUM5S UP Orf CHAIR,
Visitor nervously
cautioning him To
BE CAREFUL
suddenlv with a
whoop -throws him
self OFF CHAIR
LANDS IN A HEAP, BEAMS
at Visitor ,who is sTill
6ASPIN6, AND SAYS HE
CAN STAND ON HIS
HEAD,-TOO
demonstrates, with
feet waving close
To VASE OH LOW
Table also does some
CRASHING SOMERSAULTS
CLIMBS ON COUCH
and SAYS NOW HE'LL
SHOW HER HOW FAR
HE CAN JUMP
©
by Th, B«ll grridiot,. Inc 1
LANDS WITH A HOUSE-
SHAKING thud, skid
ding ON RUG AND
UPSETTING CHAIR.
SAYS HE CAN DO A FINE
Trick if sheti let him
STAND ON HER SHOULDERS.
ViSlfbR MOPS BROW AND
says she'd better just
■rest Quietly
Two Blouses From
One Smart Pattern
No. 1271-B
Blouses, like crocuses, always
bloom early in the Spring,
and here are two versions that can
be made from the same pattern
that will brighten your wintry
wardrobe just like a pot of flowers
brightens a room. You can make
the dressier version, with charm
ing machine-tucked ruffling, out
of an airy organdie. And the
sportier blouse with revers and
two buttons and a plain-edged
peplum, will do nicely in a silk
crepe or crisp dimity or percale.
There’s bouffant charm in the
dropped swing peplum and the
big puffed sleeves.
Barbara Bell Pattern No. 1271-B
is available for sizes 12, 14, 16,
18 and 20. Corresponding bust
measurements 30, 32, 34, 36 and
38. The dressy blouse, size 16
(34), requires 2 yards 35-inch
fabric, plus 3 yards of machine
pleating and the sporty one 2%
yards.
Send your order to The Sewing
Circle Pattern Dept., Room 1020,
211 W. Wacker Dr., Chicago, 111.
Pattern 15 cents (in coins).
© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
jf«’j DO THIS
for your cold
TONIGHT
Rub your chest with Pen-
etro at bedtime. Contains
11356 to 227% moremed-
& ^ication than any other na«
vctionally sold cold salve.
THE SALVE WITH A BASE
/ OLD FASHIONED MUTTON SUET \
SEI
PENETRO
Old Age Is Deliberate
Young men soon give and soon
forget affronts; old age is slow
in both.—Addison.
FITw HAPPY
.ON THEIR.
Ml
Theu A/ever Neglected The
ALL-VEGETABLE CORRECTIVE
N O wonder old folks talk about Nature’,
Remedy (NR Tablets), the all-vegetable
Laxative. They work so gently, yet thoroughly.
They are so kind to the system. So refreshing
and normal. So many aches and pains vanish
when bowels are cleansed of their accumulated
poison in this way— not by mere partial action.
Find out for yourself what thousands of others
have proved. Try Nature’s Remedy today. Get
an economical
23-tablet box-
only 25 cents at
any drugstore.
ITONICHT
kTOMORROW ALRIGHT
Perfection in Art
The true work of art is but a
shadow of the divine perfection.—
Michael Angelo.
Miss
REE LEEF
says
Canudine
Jiclievei
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