McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, February 25, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1927
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
THE FEATHERHEADS
Laft at the Post
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YOU2 HERE* IT IS lM VoUR COAT
amp me botherim<3- the post
man! / iMAEtNie HOW i felt after
making* him look Through
All -^4 id
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^MATTER POP—Betcha Here** an. Answer Pop Will Never Get
By C. M. PAYNE
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never
The SAME
AFTERWARDS
MESCAL IKE By s. L. HUNTLEY
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Back Again
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by 8. L. Huntley. Trede Mark Re*. V. 8. Pat. Offlee)
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Tdd OTooghiin
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Object lyArt
BRONC PEELER—Bronc Has a Happy Thought
By FRED HARMAN
OH-e so rf WAS YOU That swipco
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OF -THIS OCU6HTFUL (?CPASr I HAv/C
pcepapeo—©epbce qeisiewimg-
A QUAQQEL WHICH I HAD
Jolly vJ£il MoPCo To AVoio •
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PefE will cor^e Back.*— but if i Was
Vou i’o HusEle. TTown am' hi(?E Two
YUjrc riders Fee Til' CbuwDUP
Golly // why oiomt I
Thin* of *tHis etFoQE / > ’—
ill SeTcha Pete’s Gome t©h»s
Hok\&-«sTeao am'IS SI-FTin’
The Curse of Progress
Splitting Hairs
Station Master—Where have you
been?
Porter—’Aving me 'air cut, sir.
• Station Master—You knov. you
can’t,do that in the company’s time.
Porter—Well, it grew in the com
pany’s time.
Station Master — Well, it can’t
have all grown in the company’s
time.
Porter—I ain’t ’ad it all cut off,
ave I?—Houston Post.
Rainbow’s End
“You’re a lucky dog, Bings,” said
the fellow in the next chair. “They
tell me you’re making three times
as much money as you did last
year.”
“Yeah,” Bings replied, wearily,
‘but my womenfolks found it out.”
Impatient
Teacher—What inspired the pio
neers to set forth in theii covered
wagons?
Pupil — Well, maybe they didn’t
want to wait about 30 years for a
train.—Buffalo Courier-Express.
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Foreign Words
and Phrases
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Malade imaginaire. (F.) On«
who fancies himself sick; a hypo
chondriac.
Malgre soi. (F.) In spite of ona-
self.
Nulla dies sine linea. (L.) No
day without a line.
Ora e sempre. (It.) Now and al
ways.
Partie carree. (F.) A party of
four, consisting of two men and
two women.
Qu’importe? (F.) What does it
matter?
Souvent femme varie, bien fol
est qui s’y fie. (F.) Woman often
changes, and very foolish is ho
who trusts her.
Scire facias. (L.) Gauss it to
be known.
Tout-a-l’heure. (F.) Presently.
Una voce. (L.) With one voicef
unanimously. v ‘ w
Vae victis. (L!) Woe to the con
quered.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets made of
May Apple are effective in removing
accumulated body waste.—Adv,
Belittling Is Useless
The foolishest thing is to beUttlo
genius. Genius IS.
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30 Years %
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Trusting Ourselves
Most of us can fool ourselves
without half trying.
Poorly Nourished Women—
They Just Can’t Hpld Up
Are you getting proper nourish
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sleep? A poorly nourished body
Just can’t hold np. And as for that
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When It Goes
That which comes with sin, goes
with sorrow.
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