McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, February 18, 1937, Image 7
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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 1937
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
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I AM—
AfTtR A HARP
PAY^S 5HOpp/M(s-
AND
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is Your.
PACRA<sE
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THOU6HTFUL-
OF YOU
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AT IT/ -THIS
WALLET
NO GOOD
what's-
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WITH »T2
whV this
WON’T
HOLD /^ANY
pamk^tes-
To Have and —
ah/ THAT'S Tl/sT
IT / I DON'T WANT
it’ to Hold makIV-
inJ fact right
NOW You CAM
release some
To PAY FOR
5FMATTER POP— Step on It, Pop, and Get Claim Filed!
By C. M. PAYNE
A hl/sbahd
IS LIK'E A
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To NAME
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It Take* So Little to Turn Some People’s Head*
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Out in the Cold
WHERE'S ME
PRISONER 2
BB HE here'?
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PRISONER?
WHY Ol PlMCHEP ^ f THATiS
TOE- TH* GYP— , V* NICE
TH' WAN Th* REW RDX/ BUT DID
OUT FBR/ ^TYOU MISLAY
HIM 2
WAL-HE
MAD Aid
AWFau
COLD AkI
—\
—AND YOU WEHT
To GET HIM
SOME MEDICINES
HOW DID YEZ. KHOW? AN
BESOIDES Ol DIDN'T WANT
T’KBTChl HIS COLD
WALKIN' WIT' Him— \
SO HE said HE'D . )
ME&T ME HERE/ ^
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\pHNEy
HE SAID
WUZ. JBST
A COMMON
GOLD BUT
IT LOOKED
LOiKe A
HIGH
CLA SS
WAN TME
BRONC PEELER— The Enemy Meet
By FRED HARMAN
GbNSARN it// Sot-VE-Boov’s
HERE IN HY CABIN AH' I WONT
STAND flEQ. IT I COME HERE
T-ee —y n f\AD .
Gouv—THAT fboO SMEU3 GOOD •
wv its fresh Rhubarb —
AN' COOKED UlST TH* WAY
I LIKE IT. Utt-IT “TASTES Good/
Some Woman must’\/e Cookeo
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BLITHERS/
Not GREETING YouasYoo
Bronc Peeler's
lariat
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HIDE AND ALSO FINE HEMP.
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length of -THESE QbPCS VAplEO
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OLD MAN SMIT9
Win eOfZNlI^'
7
Beating the Gun
He had been roaming round the
historic old mansion. Presently he
returned, looking white and trem
bling in every limb.
• “I—I’ve just seen your family
ghost,” he stuttered to the owner
of the mansion.
“Ha, ha!” laughed the other.
“GaVe you a start—what?”
The guest glanced nervously over
his shoulder. ' * 1 ‘
“Believe me,” he said, nervously
“I didn’t need a start.” .
Who Was Chauffeur?
“And so,” concluded the Sunday
school teacher, “Adam and Eve
were driven from the Garden of
Eden.”
“Couldn’t Adam drive his own
car?” asked the pupil whose dad ran
a garage.
Who Does He Think He Is?
Autoist (after killing lady’s
poodle)—I’m sorry, madam, but I’ll
replace the animal.
Angry Lady—Sir, you flatter your
self
THE FAMILY ALBUM-STAIRS
By GLLTYAS WILLIAMS
SO£5UP5mil»10 6Ef
SCISSORS FOR WIFE
CPUS WHERE DID SHE SW
WORK-BRSKEF IS ? CAN*
MAKE HER HEAR, AND
COMES HAlfWAV DOWN
<0 REPEAF fiOERV
6EFs HAIFWAV DOWN
WfFN SCISSORS WHEN
Wife caus to briN6
FrtE SPOOL OF BLACK
SILK, *00
© »«11 gyndlc«t«. In*
PLODS UPSFAlRS
NEARS WIFE CALL AND
RUNS DOWN TO SEE WHAT
* IS. FINDS SHE MERELY
WANG -lb MOW DID HE
FiNDK? diOES DP AGAIN
replaces steps AND
COMES DOWN AGAIN
WiFH SCISSORS AND SPOOL
Discovers ii was fne
EMBROIDERY SCISSORS
SHE WANTED AND
TftUDSES DP ONCE MORE
RETURNS WlfH EMBROlDERt'
scissors, Wife remark
ing she DOESN'T SEE
WHY A llfHE ERRAND
ALWAYS WEARS HIM Ollf
A Slip That Saves
Time and Bother
A well-fitted slip is the found**
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maid or matron. Made plain or
with an applique of lace, and fitted
at the waist with darts and poinfe
ed panels, it will work up beauts
fully in silk or satin or linen or.
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Stomach Gas
So Bad Seems ,
To Hurt Heart
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—
Sentineis
of Health
Don’t Neglect Them I
; Nature designed, th*'.kidneys to do.a
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owing blood streafo free ol an excess of
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tress. One may suffer nagging bac
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