McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, January 21, 1937, Image 7
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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1 (Copyright, 1936. by The Bell Syndicate. Inc.)
MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
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Attorney, for the Defense (to com
plainant)—You say my client kicked
you in the face?
Complainant—He did.
Attorney—How could he reach
your face with his feet? He is not
a tall man.
Complainant — He knocked me
down first, sir.
Proves They’re Balm;
Inmates 6f the local insane asy
lum attended a phonograph con
cert recently, during which all types
of recorded melody were given a
hearing. When the program was
concluded they were asked to vote
on what they liked best.
Unanimous choice was for Ameri
can jazz.—Variety.
Mixed
Grandmother gave little Marylin
a peach to eat.
The child ate it, and then bring
ing the seed, said:
“That was a nice apple you gave
me, grandma, but 1 couldn’t eat the
walnut inside.”—Indianapolis News.
CONTRARY
By GLUYAS WILUAMS
OBSERVES HOlfoER AKD WHfe
coNirts mib NORSERV <0 SEE
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Household $
Questions
Wipe and core apples. Put in
baking dish and fill centers with
sugar. Add small quantity boil
ing water. Cover and bake three
hours in slow oven, basting fre
quently and adding more water
if necessary. ^
Chilled, diced oranges mixed
with pineapple and sprinkled with
coconut make a delicious dessert.
• • •
Wash chiffons in a soap solu
tion. No rubbing will be re
quired, just rinsing up and down.
Don’t have the water too hot.
• * •
A simple way to freshen white
washing silk which has become
yellow through constant washing
is to add milk to the rinsing water
and allow it to soak for a few
minutes before squeezing out.
O Associated Newspaper*.—WNU Service.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are an
effective laxative. Sugar coated.
Children like them. Buy now I—Adv.
Work and Prayer
Work as if you were to live one
hundred years, pray as if you were
to die tomorrow.—Franklin.
To Alkalize
Acid Indigestion
Away Fast
People Everywhere Are Adopting
This Remarkable •• Phillips” Way
The way to g£dn almost incredibly
quick relief, from stomach condition
arising from overacidjty, is to alka
lize the stomach quickly with Phil
lips* Milk of Magnesia.
You take either two teaspoons of
the liquid Phillips’ after meals; or
two Phillips* Milk of Magnesia Tab
lets. Almost instantly “acid indiges
tion” goes, gas from hyperacidity,
*‘acid - headaches”—from over-in
dulgence in food or smoking — and
nausea are relieved. You feel made
over; forget you have a stomach.
Try this Phillips* way if you have
any acid stomach upsets. Get either
the liquid “Phillips’' or the remark
able, new Phillips’ Milk of Magnesia
Tablets. Only 25/ for a big box of
tablets at drug stores.
ALSO IN TABLET FORM.
Each tiny tablet
is the equivalent
of a teaapoonful
of genuine FhO-
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MILK OP
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Our Suffering
Few do any suffering in silence
unless it is for sin.
Health-Wrecking Functional
PAINS
Severe functional pains of men
struation, cramping spells and jan
gled nerves soon rob a woman of her
natural, youthful freshness. PAIN
lines in a woman’s face too often
grow into AGE lines!
Thousands of women have found
It helpful to take Cardui. They say
it seemed to ease their pains, and
they noticed an increase in their
appetites and finally a strengthened
resistance to the discomfort of
monthly periods.
Try Cardui. Of course if it doesn’t
help you, see your doctor.
Worms cause much distress to children and
anxiety to parents. Dr. Peery’s "Dead Shot"
removes the cause with a single dose. 60c.
All Druirgists
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headache, dizziness, loss of energy,
leg pains, swellings and puffiness
under the eyes? Are you tired, nerv
ous—feel .all unstrung end don’t
know what is wrong?
Then give some thought to your
kidneys. Be sure they function proper
ly for functional kidney disorder per
mits excess waste to stay in the blood,
and to poison and upset the whole
system.
Use Doan's Pills. Doan's are for the
kidneys only. They are recommended
the world over. You can get the gen
uine, time-tested Doan's at any drag
store.