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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY. DECEMBER 17. 1936
WORLD’S'BEST COMICS
Patchwork Quilt
Puts on the Dog
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Oabome
4) Western Newspaper Union
Best None Too Good
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BRONC PEELER—The Leaves Taking
By FRED HARMAN
B.Bouyre BLITHERS.» BAH//
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The Curse of Progress
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The Business Getter
Elmer’s Mother — Doctor, 1 sup
pose you will be getting a good fee
for attending little James Robey—
the family are so rich?
Doctor—Why do you ask?
Elmer’s Mother — Well, 1 hope
when you send us your next bill
you’ll bear in mind that it was our
Elmer what throwed the brick that
hit James.—Pathfinder Magazine.
Force of Habit
Henry — What happened to you
and the school teacher? You said
you were going to marry her.
Charles — Well, I got to thinking
what a job it would be to write “I
must be home by 10 o'clock” a hun
dred or so times every time i came
home late.
Not Homesick
Rastus was r. the war. At every
explosion he tried to get to the rear
line.
Colonel—You shouldn’t be afraid,
Rastus. What if you die? Heaven is
your home.
Rastus—Yes, suh, Ah knows. But
Ah ain’t homesick.
THE SCOLDING
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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Pattern 5673
Scotties to right of you, Scotties
to left of you, and each one fun
to piece for this amusing and col
orful quilt. Here at last, your
chance to use up scrap after scrap
of gay cotton in the contrasting
blankets, being sure to keep Scot-
tie’s squarish head and legs in a
dark, uniform color. It’s a world
of fun to piece, and the pattern
may also be used for a patchwork
pillow. In pattern 5673 you will
find the Block Chart, an illustra
tion for cutting, sewing and finish
ing, together with yardage chart,
diagram of quilt to help arrange
the blocks for single and double
bed size, and a diagram of block
which serves as a guide for plac
ing the patches and suggests, con
trasting materials. •
To obtain this pattern send 15
cents in stamps or coins (coins
preferred) to The Sewing Circle
Household Arts Dept., 259 West
Fourteenth St., New York, N. Y.
Write plainly your name, address
and pattern number. *
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It is far better to be homesick
than sick of home.
YOU’RE SUCH A CLEVER HOSTESS. DEAR,
I LOVE IT WHEN THE CLUB MEETS HEREl
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