McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, November 26, 1936, Image 7

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i / McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 1936 WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Lite as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists f THE FEATHERHEADS Money Matters Because Vcd kmew if you Didm'T, you vuouldm"T HAv/E MUCM chance OF SWATTER POP— Sure! When You Shiver, You Must Be Cool By C M. PAYNE (nr takel - 1 twelve io MAKE A DOZEN)- 0UT v/ER/ F^W MAKE A MILUCW MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Asleep on Duty P HCSCA.U, I'M NHNJOMvJC, MRS. BABV W0« TME. ^rrcRKjooM vo_> vuanrcM him fOR MR tUMIt-E t oo a unm_e FINNEY that'll , BE: WtiPF O' THAT/ COM6. , 'LONG- vjiT*ME AKl Ol’LL FOIHD A DOOR SEZ. KiN GiT iHTo EASY BUT HOT / OUT 60 QUICK/ By Ted O’LWiltn © By WwKm N>w»pRper Unlow BUT I L|v/& HERE/ HERElS MV IPEHTl FI CATiON CARDS THE. POOR I S’ STUCK— HERE'S MV KEV- sbe if you CAN BRONC PEELER Seems To Be A Job In Sight By FRED HARMAN CAM YA TIE THAT// I Pick Th* vaJocst Moss OH TH' That eicyctt-pioiN' TRAMP WAKES A Fool OUT of ME.. -AN* HovaJ HE GETS A ooe om This Ranch. Copyright, ViESTtMt FACTS QUICK DRAW HOLSTER This is A common -f/pr MotsTfR used ON THE PANGE.fo* A SINGLE ACTION RfvAx'jER— Ncrre Tit sfl?iNGS-lJlEst Tit AfiteuMO LEG To Firmly *04.0 GCKaJN HOISKA VXMtN "ORNNit**" Ouic<uy. 11 1 t.rT-../S kxlo&FEt =Z KlM 3iM ADcoF WHITHER SZ HAV£ K6V I’D HTUATioa/ E The Curse of Progress D Close at Hana His car had struck a pedestrian at the village crossroads. The victim was lying unconscious and the vil lagers were standing around with their mouths open: Motorist—Don’t stand there doing nothing I Run and get the village doctor. Nearest Native—’Tain’t no use, mister. That’s him you’ve run over. Not So Breeiy Tourist — When 1 was here last there were two windmills. What has become of the other one? 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