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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5. 1936
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
' Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborn*
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By C. M. PAYNE
(Copyright, 1936, by Th« B«I1 Syndioste, Inc.)
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted O’Loughlin
© By WnUra Newspaper Unioa
—AND, SO, MEN—I WANT
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AS MUCH OLD CLOTHlNGr
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m'am— Ol'M HERE
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ADAMSON’S ADVENTURES Keep the Home Fires Burning
By O. JACOBSSON
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Letting Them Know
Sandy joined a golf club, and
was told by the professional that if
his name was on his golfballs and
they were lost they would be re
turned to him when found.
“Good,” said the Scot, “put my
name on this ball.”
The pro did so.
“Would you also put M. D. after
it?” said the new member. “I’m a
doctor.” The pro obeyed.
“There’s just one more thing,
can ye squeeze ‘Hours 10 to 3' on
as well?”—Bee Hive.
Masterful Man
They were walking along North
Main street and paused in the glare
of a brightly lighted jewelry store.
Unlike her escort, she seemed in
no hurry to continue.
“Look,” she said, “did you ever
see such good looking engagement
rings for such w. low price?”
He was the masterful type. Tak
ing her arm firmly, he answered:
“Uh-huh. But look over here isn’t
that a swell radio for only $11.95?”
STARTING FOR A PARTY
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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VAIS IS If UtlE NOW?
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FRONf DOOR AND WINDOW
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MOTHERS, RNP frttV MAY
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6oes 01K fo lofCHfN 1b REfouHs -fo roof or
CHECK ON f.ME Wlfrt SIAIRS, HOPPlKG OP AND
fHE MAID IN CASE DOWN AND CALLING SHE
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down and fHEV sfARf,
ARRIVING MUCH *00 EARLY
AND HAVING fO WALK OP
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JPeutfA:
Where He Wants to Be
A man generally shuns an invi
tation. Why? Simply because ac
cepting, knocks him out of the
dull, stupid rut he is always com
plaining of.
After opportunity has passed on
by, it looks three feet taller.
I slept, and dreamed that life
was Beauty; I awoke, and found
that life was Duty.
A word to the wise may be suf
ficient, but the wise frequently
ask for further enlightenment.
Can't Fool 'Em
Don’t argue to young people
that the world is all wrong. They
know better.
A chronic knocker is angry
when everybody agrees with him
and he has to dry up.
Civilization as it develops, be
comes more intellectual, but it
must not forget to consult the hu
man heart.
Two perfectly useless com
plaints are of the weather and the
fashions. Both are inexorable.
To be confident of pleasing is
often an infallible means of dis
pleasing.
Little at a Time
Everything is to be accom
plished bit by bit.
The man who has affection for
you may be under an illusion,
but, oh, let it never be dispelled.
The dumb animals are the ones
that live as wisely as they know
how.
Happiness is the bird on whose
tail you have to put salt in order
to capture it.
Two great talkers will not
travel far together.
Week’s Supply of Postum Free
Read the offer made by the Pos
tum Company in another part of
this paper. They will send a full
week’s supply of health giving
Postum free to anyone who writes
for it.—Adv.
Methods to Wisdom
By three methods we learn wis
dom: first by reflection, which is
the*noblest; second, by imitation,
which is the easiest; and third, by
experience, which is the bitterest.
A Three Days’ Cough |
Is Your Danger Signal
No matter how many medicines
you have tried for your cough, chest
cold or bronchial irritation, you can
get relief now with Creomulsion.
Serious trouble may be brewing and
you cannot afford to take a chance
with anything less than Creomul
sion, which goes right to the seat
of the trouble to aid nature to
soothe and heal the inflamed mem
branes as the germ-laden phlegm
Is loosened and expelled.
Even if other remedies have
failed, don’t be discouraged, your
druggist is authorized to guarantee
Creomulsion and to refund your
money if you are not satisfied with
results from the very first bottle.
Get Creomulsion right now. (Adv.)
Tip on Etiqi ettc
The perfect hostess says, “At
last!” when her guests arrive,
and “Already?” when they depart.
CONSTIPATION
MADE HUSBAND
DRAGGY
H E just didn’t feel like
work or play. Always
draggy and worn out—often
cross and irritable. But like
so many women, his wife
knew about Nature’s Rem
edy (NR Tablets). She put him wise. He found
out what an astonishing difference there was in
this mirely vegetable laxative. Not merely par
tial relief. Instead thorough cleansing action
that aided in ridding his system of poisonous
waste, refreshed him, made him feel like a “mil
lion.” Try NR Tablets yourself. Note how gentlo
they are and
hon-habit form
ing. 25 tablets
—25 cents at
any drugstore.
i TO-N IGHT
t TOMORROW ALRIGHT
BACKACHES
CAUSED BY
MOTHERHOOD
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WNU—7
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