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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1936
BRISBANE
THIS WEEK
Old Men Still Useful
Fists and Razor Blades
Youngest Grandfather
Science Works Two Ways
| Even in this day of flaming youth,
mature age still has its usefulness.
The average age
of our Supreme
Court justices is
seventy - one
years. Twenty-
six years ago
Chief Justice
Hughes took his
seat on the Su-
preme C ourt
bench. President
Taft rendered
public service by
appointing him to
succeed Justice
Brewer.
He left the
bench to run for
President against Woodrow Wilson,
and would doubtless have been
elected had he not gore to California.
Had he been elected he would have
remained in the United States and
probably would have saved the coun
try ten thousand million dollars that
Woodrow Wilson shoveled out in his
ecstasy of self-approval.
Arthur Brlahane
Rioting in London’s “Mile End
Road,” in which the faces of men
and women were slashed with razor
blades and one man was thrown
through a shop window, etc., seems
rather “un-English,” to put it mild
ly. Fist fighting has been en
couraged by distinguished English
men, including judges, on the
ground that it is “better than using
knives.”
It is better, doubtless, but what
about the razor blades? .
Germany honors its youngest
grandfather, Herman Jahnke, farm
laborer, thirty-six years old. Mar
ried at seventeen, his eldest
daughter became a mother at seven
teen.
If all you want is children, that
record is satisfactory, although any
mouse family could beat it by 25,000
per cent, and almost any microbe by
a billion per cent.
If good children were desired, it
would have been better for Mr.
Jahnke to have his first child at
36, and his first grandchild at 60
or 70; at least that was Plato’s
opinion.
Justice uses science—the electric
chair, the lethal chamber—to punish
criminals. The criminal uses science
to carry on his trade. An SOS signal,
purporting to come from a yacht
in distress, drew the coast guard
away from the coast of Hawaii,
making it convenient for smugglers
of narcotics to bring in their cargo.
Tear gas, comparatively modem,
was used to empty a .New York
theater where there was labor
trouble.
Japan, until recently convinced,
mistakenly, that this country is her
enemy, and for excellent reasons
keeping close watch on Russia and
her anti-Japanese Vladivostok air
plane and submarine base, now
turns suspicious attention on dear
old John Bull.
Britain is supposed to have asked
nine nations to protest against Ja
pan’s demands on China. That
should not worry Japan too much.
The same old John Bull got fifty-
one nations to protest Mussolini’s
attack on Ethiopia; but, paying no
attention, the able Italian went
ahead swallowing Ethiopia; sending
the little Haile Selassie 1o live in
Switzerland.
In his villa at San Remo, the
Duke of Borea D’Olmo celebrates
his one hundred and sixth birthday
in excellent health. He has been ac
tive in Italian court circles since
1841, before the beginning of the
United States -Mexican war.
Mussolini tells 200 farmers and
industrialists to prepare for a “de
cisive conflict” that will be neces
sary “to preserve order against an
archy.”
Those that favor the “present
civilization,” he said, will have to
preserve it. “We are at the dawn
of a decisive conflict between the
representatives of ordfer and an
archy.”
Dr. Irving Langmuir, brilliant
Nobel prize winner, announced a
“counterpartof life,” produced chem
ically; interesting, probably not im
portant. UVitil some professor can
produce ‘'some counterpart of life”
able to think, manufacture tel
escopes, explore the upiverse and
run for office, man’s domination
will not be'threatened. A cigar store
Indian is r ia , ‘“counterpart,” but not
an Indian; ' ■ : '
uV .-.i
European nations are: preparing
to recognjze the Spanish rebels
when they take Madrid and set up
a national governmeht.
The idea is to take prompt action
and forestall the victorious insur
gents’ giving Spanish territory to
Italy or Germany; the Balearic is
lands to Italy for instance, to use as
naval and air bases, with Ceuta for
Germany. This would upset the bal
ance of power in the western Medit-
eranean and disturb old England,
with Egypt and the Suez Canal on
her mind.
G King Features Syndicate, Id«,
WNU Service.
News Review of Current
Events the World Over
New “ Temporary ” Gold Standard Adopted — Russia
Accused of Using Spanish War to Rouse Interna
tional Discord—Belgium Abandons Alliances.
By EDWARD W. PICKARD
® Western Newspaper Union.
i:
Secretary
Morgenfhau
**T T IS a new gold standard, a
way of doing business which
has never been tried before,” was
Secretary Morgenthau’s character
ization of the agree
ment just entered
into by the United
States, Great Brit
ain and France,
whereby, subject to
24 - hours’ cancel
lation, they will ex
change gold for each
other’s currencies.
Financiers, econo
mists and business
men were taken by
surprise by the
move and immedi
ately gave it close study. Some were
disposed to label the maneuver “po
litical expediency,” but experts gen
erally said it was a logical step in
the sequence of monetary events but
not positively in the direction of
stabilization^
The new plan, Mr. Morgenthau
said, differs from the old gold stand
ard in that it will permit the export
or earmarking of gold only to and
between governments instead of
private business institutions and
traders.
“The door is wide open,” said
Mr. Morgenthau. “We’re not going
out drumming up business, but we’ll
welcome all other countries which
kant to participate.”
. According to the Treasury depart
ment, the .United States alone will
announce a selling price for gold.
France and England will keep their
selling prices secret, though there
will be a free flow of gold between
the stabilization funds of the three
nations. - .
It was believed that Great Britain
was the prime mover in this new
pact. As one commentator put it:
‘‘The agreement was made neces
sary when France debased her cur
rency and placed an embargo on
gold exports, because Great Britain
suddenly discovered that nowhere in
the world was there left a fixed yard
stick against which to measure in
ternational commitments and handle
international exchange.”
S OVIET RUSSIA made a second
determined effort to aid the be-
leagured government of Spain,
and sustained a second rebuff. Ivan
Maisky, Russian ambassador to
England, handed to Lord Plymouth,
British chairman of tjie non-inter
vention committee, a virtual ulti
matum demanding immediate con
vocation of the committee to con
sider blockading the coast of Por
tugal against arms shipments des
tined for the Spanish insurgents. It
was understood in London that Lord
Plymouth replied that if the propo
sition were seriously made, it should
be presented through diplomatic
channels to the governments con
cerned. The Russian plan was for a
blockade by English or French war
ships.
Observers in Europe are con
vinced that the Soviet government
does not expect the powers to agree
to any such blockade as is sug
gested, but is chiefly interested in
stirring up discord among the na
tions.
British Foreign Minister Anthony
Eden, after hearing of Lord Ply
mouth’s reply, made a speech at
Sheffield in which he pledged Great
Britain’s unwavering support to the
policy of nonintervention in Spain.
He declared the government was
determined to “confine that tragedy
within the boundaries of that coun
try.”
Leaders of the Fascists were re
ported to have planned a steady,
steam - roller advance on Madrid,
and this offensive was already under
way. The defenders of the capital
were hastily building fortifications
in the suburbs and surrounding the
city with trenches. In Oviedo the
dynamite - armed force of loyalist
miners was still battling with the
garrison and rebel troops sent to
the rescue were about to enter the
city.
\/IAyRICE THOREZ, French
■*Y1 Communist leader, made a
speech 'in Strasbourg that is causing
a lot ’bf trouble. He was charged
with deliberately insulting Adolf Hit
ler, and the Berlin government en
tered : formal protest. The official
Nazi organ,i 1 Der> Angriff; says the
speech was an attempt to precipi
tate war between France and Ger
many, 'a,nd also that it was an at
tempt “to overthrow the German
reich and to achieve the definite
bolshevization of France for the
benefit of the Soviet Communist in-
ternationale.”
The French rightist newspapers
declare the Thorez incident was part
of the Russian Communist scheme
to throw France against Germany so
that Russia will not be left alone to
face “any eventual German attack.”
The rightists were even more vig
orous in their accusations when it
was learned that Maxim Litvinov,
Soviet foreign commissar was sec
retly in Paris.
UIGURES made public by the
1 American Navy Department show
that since July 1 last every great
naval power except the United
States has increased the number and
tonnage of its war vessels.
In the 2% months from July 1 to
September 15, the United States re
duced the number of its ships from
324 vessels totaling 1,080,715 tons to
306 vessels, totaling 1,062,875 tons.
Great Britain increased ships
from 37 to 309 and tonnage from
1,224,329, to 1,232,854.
Japan increased ships from 213
to 217 and tonnage from 772,797 to
776,397. ’
France increased ships from 178
to 187 and tonnage from 558,452 to
571,734.
Italy increased ships from 191 to
195 and tonnage from 403,865 to 406,-
333.
Germany increased ships from
forty-nine to fifty-three and tonnage
from 113,708 to 125,458.
The British foreign office an
nounced that France and Italy had
agreed to sign that protocol of the
London naval treaty forbidding the
use of submarines except under
strict limitations.
I
King Leopold
D ELGIUM, which since the close
of the World war has been tied
tight to France by a military al
liance, has decided to drop that and
all sirrfilar alliances
and to rely for her
safety on strict neu
trality and a larger
army. King Leopold
so informed the cab
inet, telling the min
isters that Ger
many’s reoccupation
of the Rhineland
“practically puts us
back where we were
before the great
war.” Belgium’s
geographical position, he said
“makes it imperative for us to
maintain a military machine of such
size as to dissuade any neighbo«
from using our territory to attack
another state.” The period of mili
tary service was extended from
twelve to eighteen months.
“Belgium must pursue a policy
exclusively and wholly Belgian,”
Leopold said. “In any case our en
gagements should not go beyond
keeping off war from our own ter
ritory. Belgium must remain out
side of its neighbors’ conflicts.”
“Any policy of alliance with a
single country would weaken our
position abroad. A purely defensive
alliance would not meet the case
because, however prompt the in
tervention of our ally, it would only
come after the invader’s blow,
which would be crushing.”
A uthority of the national
maritime commission to de
clare a permanent truce in current
contract controversies is challenged
by the negotiating committee for
the Pacific coast maritime unions,
and members of those unions are
instructed to vote on a proposal for
a coast-wide waterfront strike.
The maritime commission had
peremptorily demanded that the
Pacific coast ports be kept open
while it sent an investigator to San
Francisco to discuss the conditions
which have long threatened to bring
on industrial warfare.
In telegrams to President Frank
lin Roosevelt and the commission,
the committee said the commission
had caused “great unrest” among
the workers through its participa
tion in negotiations between ship
owners and dock and shipboard em
ployees.
The seven unions, claiming a
membership of nearly 37,000 work
ers, are the International Long
shoremen’s association, the Ameri
can Radio Telegraphists’ associa
tion, the Marine Engineers’ Benefi
cial association, the Masters, Mates
and Pilots of America, the Sailors’
Union of the Pacific, Marine Cooks
and Stewards, and the Marine Fire
men. Oilers, Watertenders and Wip
ers’ association.
S ENATOR WILLIAM E. BORAH
of Idaho, whose attitude in the
Presidential campaign is a matter
of great interest to all parties, has
declared he would
confine his attention
to state matters; but
then, being irked by
some criticism from
Republicans he went
further and said he
was ; "going after the
Republican party.”
The veteran said he
had been accused of
not being regular.
“Well, what is a
regular?” he asked.
“A regular is a man with no ideas,
who waits for someone to tell him
what to do. My idea of being regular
is in doing what you believe to be
right in the interests of the people
you represent.
“Let this be understood—I’m tell
ing all parties. Republican, Demo
cratic, Union—I’m going to advo
cate the things I believe in whether
they cross party lines or not.”
Senator Borah.
DESSIMISM and discontent
Y marked the final session of the
League of Nations assembly, the
leaders admitting that little had
been accomplished. Carlos Saave
dra Lamas of Argentina, president
of the assembly, even asked if he
might not raise the question wheth
er “civilization is on the verge of a
final breakup.”
The question of reforming the
league covenant provoked a bitter
controversy on whether nonmember
states should be consulted. Russia
was understood to be anxious par
ticularly to bar German influence
and achieved a minor triumph since
ni definite action to solicit nonmem
ber co-operation was taken. A com
mittee of twenty-eight was named
to study reform proposals.
The assembly approved reports of
its economic and disarmament com
mittees. The economic report
carried a British proposal to create
a commission to study accessibility
of raw materials. The United States
and other nonmembers would be in
vited to participate. The report of
the disarmament committee ap
proved the reconvening of the world
disarmament conference at an early
date.
K URT SCHUSCHNIGG, chancel
lor of Austria, is taking his place
among the European dictators. In
order to consolidate military power
in his own hands, he
decreed the dissolu
tion of all private
armies, this being
aimed especially at
the Fascist Heim-
wehr * headed b y
Prince Ernst von
Starhemberg. The
prince directed his
followers to obey
the edict, and Major
Fey, Starhemberg’s
rival for control of
the Heimwehr,
elements recogniz-
mm
m*m
ma
Prince von
Starhemberg.
called on the
ing his leadership to preserve or
der.
The chancellor’s order also affect
ed his own Catholic storm troops.
All the private troops were ordered
consolidated with the Austrian state
militia. This would increase Aus
tria’s official armed forces to about
158,000 men. The dissolution decree
met strong opposition within the
cabinet, and was voted after three
ministers had walked out.
Schuschnigg’s task now is to ac
tually disarm the private armies. If
he succeeds in doing this, his com
plete control over Austria may be
conceded. It is recalled that the
Heimwehr was ordered to disarm
in 1931, that the government seized
many weapons, and that a year
later some 40,000 Heimwehr men
appeared fully armed and uni
formed. Von Starhemberg may not
be really squelched this time, either.
It is a certainty that he has a power
ful friend in Premier Mussolini of
Italy.
A RABS of Palestine, who had
been on “strike” for 175 days
in protest against unrestricted im
migration of Jews, were persuaded
by the British to call off the strike,
which had been accompanied by
great disorders and the killing of
several hundred persons. The Arab
high committee issued an appeal to
Arabs throughout the country to re
turn to work quietly, and this com
mand was obeyed generally. Sir
Arthur Wauchope, British high com
missioner, was said to have in
formed the British government that
it was now safe for the royal com
mission of investigation to begin its
work of inquiring into the grievances
of the Arabs.
According to a Hebrew newspaper
of Jerusalem, the Arabs have ar
ranged for backing by Italian Fas
cists for their aspirations. Also, the
Moslem authority administering Is
lamic church property is reported to
be prepared to sell Catholics a
Christian holy place on Mount Zion.
O ASING its conclusions on a study
covering the period from 1900
to 1935, the National Industrial Con
ference board finds that there is po
evidence to support the theory that
the burden of private debt upon
business is excessive. Statements
that private debt is “absorbing
wealth” or is showing a changed
and unfavorable relationship to
wealth, or that the depression was
precipitated by an excessive debt
burden are without factual basis, the
board reported.
Interest charges have not outrun
the capacity to pay them, according
to the board’s study, which showed
that the rates of growth of private
long - term debt and -of interest
charges from 1900 to 1935 were'simi
lar to those of national \wealth and
national income.
Since 1930 private long term debt
has tended to decline. Only the pub
lic utilities have increased the
amount of their outstanding debt.
But the board points out that no
debt problem exists in the public
utility field as a whole and that ex
pansion of the electric light and
power utilities has been on a sound
basis, with the industry in a safe
position to meet interest charges.
The steam railroads, taken as a
whole, are neither overcapitalized
nor overburdened with debt, the
board concludes.
O NE of the worst typhoons in the
history of the Philippines swept
across Luzon island, killing scores
of persons and destroying villages.
At least 310 perished and the au
thorities feared the death list would
be much larger for four hundred
were reported missing. Eighty-two
bodies were recovered from the city
of Cabanatuan alone.
Irvin S. Cobb
^himJzd about
Salad Mixers de Luxe.
L ansing, mich. — About
once in so often you meet the
man—it’s always a man—who
knows how to make the perfect
salad dressing, and on the slight
est provocation does so. The
trouble with this party is when
you get him off salad dressings
he’s practically a total loss.
Nevertheless, a decent salad
dressing—*and a decent salad—are
boons to humanity.
The right commin
gling of astringent,
bitterish green
things with a
smooth, bland dress
ing—there you have
something. But of
ten we are confront
ed by a monstrosity
featuring whipped
cream, nut kernels,
sweet cheese, pre
served fruit, even
marshmallows o r
pickled ginger.
Such an atrocity is never a salad.
Put a crust on it and it might pass
for pie, but would be very low-
grade pie.
• • •
Concerning Mr. Earl Browder.
I_J AVING been discouraged by a
* perhaps overzealous police
force from speaking in Indiana,
Earl Browder, one of the almost
countless candidates for President,
now threatens suits for false arrest.
As A1 Smith says, let’s look at
the facts. Mr. Browder stands for
communism—stands for all commu
nism stands for. Therefore he must
look on the Russian government as
the one ideal government, it being
the very flower and perfection of
applied communism.
Now, in Russia any man publicly
advocating doing away with the ex
isting national system and substitut
ing some other system therefor
would find himself in jail—or even
in a worse fix—before he could say
Jackovitz Robertsonoffski.
So what I say is that Mr. Browder
shouldn’t crave to sue anybody. If
he believes in the practice of what
he preaches, which, of course, he
does, he ought to go around kissing
everybody on both cheeks.
• • •
Cruelty to Animals.
L ATELY a dog was tried before
a judge for biting a boy. And
anothef judge was appealed to, that
he save an elephant condemned to
die. So some one proves that,
through many centuries, animals
were accused of high crimes—dogs,
rats, pigs, oxen, roosters, storks,
also ants, spiders, snakes, grass
hoppers, dolphins, locusts, gadflies,
eels, and, being convicted, were
burned, flayed, hanged, destroyed
by slow torture.
But think of the charges on which
the so-called brutes might condemn
mankind—offenses of which they
rarely or never have been guilty—
malice; slaughter of weaker things
for love of slaughter; deliberate
wastefulness of natural resources;
wanton destruction of natural beau
ties; wars without rational cause;
unnecessary greed; bearing false
witness; neglect of our own young;
drunkenness; slothfulness; bigotry;
intolerance.
• • •
Newspapers Vs. Spellbinders.
I N MY reportorial youth nearly
every newspaper, big or little,
was bitterly partisan. We distorted
facts and editorialized in news stor
ies when dealing with the accursed
opposition. Otherwise we’d have
been traitors to a sacred cause.
These times the average paper,
big or little, prints honest accounts
concefning both sides—their rela
tive chances as revealed by polls,
their waning or gaining hopes. The
political views of a columnist or a
special contributor may differ from
the publisher’s policy—still he gives
them space.
But the spellbinders go right on
spouting fiction which everybody
knows is fiction. And the volun
teer debaters clamor with prejudice
and misinformation for their am
munition.
By the way, will all those who
ever heard of anybody being con
verted by one of these barber-shop
arguments kindly raise their right
hands?
• » •
Currency Juggling.
B EING frightfully smart to begin
with, I know as much regarding
currency juggling aS the next fellow
—which is precisely nothing at all.
Up to, say, $18.75, most of us know
what money is—or used to be. But
when they talk in terms of billions
or trillions or jillions, they’ve got
us going down for the third time
with a low gurgling cry.
And the more a financial techni
cian, with both his pants pockets
full of figures, tries to explain these
governmental manipulations, the
more convinced I am that, like the
average specialist, he has concen
trated on being expertly ignorant
upon one involved subject rather
than remaining, as most of us do,
broadly and comprehensively ignor
ant upon practically all subjects.
IRVIN S. COBB.
Copyright.—W.NU Service.
The Mind
Meter •
By
LOWELL
HENDERSON
© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
The Famous Men Test
In the following test there are
ten problems. In each one a
man’s name is given, followed by
the names of four professions, vo
cations or avocations. Cross out
the particular occupation or pur
suit in which the man is or was
most famous.
1. Arthur Brisbane—capitalist,
artist, editor, composer.
2. Vernon Gomez — explorer,
baseball player, physician, pi
anist.
3. Benjamin N. Cardozo—reli
gious teacher, artist, jurist,
financier.
4. Sinclair Lewis — composer,
socialist, author, lawyer.
5. Nellie Melba—society leader,
circus performer, soprano, news
paper woman.
6. Franchot Tone — composer,
actor, artist, lawyer.
7. Fritz Kreisler—brewer, foot
ball coach, violinist, pianist.
8. Walter Hampden—financier,
poet, inventor, actor.
9. Macdonald Smith—diplomat,
golfer, football coach, banker.’
10. James Whitcomb Riley —
statesman, railroad builder, poet,
pianist.
Answers
1. Editor. 6. Actor.
2. Baseball player. 7. Violinist.
3. Jurist. 8. Actor.
4. Author. 9. Golfer.
5. Soprano. 10. Poet.
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