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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1936
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That ^/ill Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborne
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The Last Laugh By O. JACOBSSON
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Leadership
“Are you a political leader?”
“1 am,” said Senator Sorghum, j
“but I’m not a political boss.”
“What’s the difference?”
“A political leadei is like the
drum major who makes a graceful
demonstration at the head of the
parade. But he may not knovt
where he s going until the boss tells
him the line of march.”
THE WORLD AT US WORST
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Modernist
“I’m glad you never use pro
fanity!”
“Profanity has become obso
lete,” said Senator Sorghum. “It
has been overworked until it sounds
merely like an out-of-date form of
dialect.”
It Worked!
Max—Did you ever give youi
wife that little lecture on economy
that you spoke about?
Jake—Yes.
Max—Any results?
Jake—Yes, 1 had to give up
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Quaint Sampler Will
Keep You Occupied:
COME IN THE COME IN THE
EVENING MORNING
OR
COME WHEN
YOU’RE
LOOKED FOR
OR
COME
WITHOUT
WARNING
Pattern 1187
No matter what the Season—a
sampler’s always fun to do, espec-
cially when it offers as colorful
a picture, as quaint a verse, as
this. You’ll find it a grand way to
use up scraps of cotton or silk
floss, and a design that works up
in no time, for the background is
plain. Wouldn’t it go beautifully in
a young girl’s room? Perchance
that Young Miss will want to do
this easy cross stitch design her-'
self!
Pattern 1187 comes to you with
a transfer pattern of a sampler
12 1-4 by 15 1-4 inches; color sug
gestions; material requirements;
illustrations of all stitches used.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
‘(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eigftth Ave., New York,
N. Y.
Strong, Silent Men
Certainly strong men are not
necessarily silent. Caesar wasn’t;
nor Napoleon; nor Solomon; nor
Daniel Webster; nor Abraham
Lincoln. Lincoln told funny sto
ries and good ones.
5^ AND lO^JARS
THE 10* SIZE CONTAINS 3'/ 2
TIMES AS MUCH AS THE 5C SIZE
Aim Right
Do not be too sure that your
opinions are right; only make
sure that your, aims are' right.
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A new mantle lamp that protect*
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“live,” air-pressure light is bring
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W. C. Coleman, pioneer inventor
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It makes its own gas . . . burns
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It provides plenty of light for every
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Readers of this paper can get full
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Worth Having
There is no job where “no ex
perience” is a recommendation.
When You Need
a Laxative
Thousands of men and women
know liow wise it is to take Black-
Draught at the first sign of consti
pation.' They like the refreshing re
lief it brings. They know its timely
use may save them from feeling
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work from sickness brought on by
constipation.
If you have to take a laxative oc
casionally, you can rely on
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Loneliness
Through the wide world he only
is alone who lives not for another.
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