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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1936
what
W’thSiks
about:
The Campaign Blues
S ANTA MONICA, CALIF.—
What with Roosevelt taking
over the ancient Hamiltonian
theory of centralized authority
and Landon promising to restore
the Jeffersonian principle of state
sovereignty, the campaign is in
“high.”
What with Farley undertaking to
organize the Negro-voters of' the
north for Roosevelt and the other
side claiming to be hopeful of car
rying Florida with the aid of white
votes; what with 'Andy Jackson
turning over in his grave and James
G. Blaine stirring fretfully under
the sod, it seems the most appro
priate campaign selections would
be for the Democratic orchestra to
render “John Brown’s Body” and
the Republican quartet to sing
“Bonny Blue Flag,” with special
emphasis upon the stirring line,
“Hurrah, Hurrah, for Southern
Rights, Hurrah!”
Irvin S. Cobb
Doping the Geegees.
D ESPITE revelations that some of
America’s most prized race
horses have repeatedly been doped,
one of the state racing boards rein
stated a trainer found guilty of this
foul and crooked
cruel practice. So
our commissioner
to the interna -
tional antinarcotic
conference at Ge
neva is disgusted.
Maybe because
I’m hopelessly
old - fashioned, I
still prefer that a
horse should * b e
trained on the turf
and not at a drug
store. Nowadays the
fellow who prowls the paddock just
before a race is liable either to go
to sleep suddenly or go to bucking.
It depends on whether the geegee
he sniffs has been drugged to lose
or drugged to win.
• • •
Hollywood Dog Days
T OURISTS to the Hollywood sec
tor come during a dullish inter
lude. The diary of Miss Astor has
been closed, and the next chapter
* in the love-life of John Barrymore
has not been opened.
It might be said for Miss Astor’s
output, before the court shut it off,
that it was well-written and caused
the public eagerly to await further
disclosures. Certain parties may
have gone out of town, but they
all left word where the paper was
to be sent. Hereafter, for a series
of such purely personal confessions,
it might be well to begin each in
stallment like this:
“May it please your honor and
my precious pettykins.”
• • •
Praising John Hamilton
I HEARD John Hamilton speak to a
selected group of his own folks,
and please don’t laugh when I say
that the individual he most reminds
me of—in engaging personality, in
sound sense—is the rival national
chairman, Jim Farley.
Without comparing these two as
to past records or future prospects,
* I figure they’re temperamentally
alike in various ways—notably in
not getting unduly excited or nastily
•vindicative.
In his talk Hamilton did not de
clare the American flag was in dan
ger, did not implore anyone to save
the American home. He didn’t call
the Republicans saints; didn’t call
the Democrats knaves or idiots. He
didn’t claim for his side a monopoly
of patriotism. Quite calmly he told
his hearers what points he thought
should be stressed by his party in
this campaign—and poked fun at
himself while poking fun at the
other crowd.
• • •
Congressmen Versus Taxes
A GAINST my better judgment,
I’m trying to be cheered by the
announcement of the present ma
jority leaders in congress that, look
ing forward to the next session,
they behold no new taxes ahead.
But, after election, *rhen the lads
look closer, they’ll probably be able
to behold quite a few. .
That’s why a balanced budget is
like the idea .of santa claus—some
thing everybody talks about, but
nobody ever expects to see. Ex
cepting when a campaign is on and
the voters are sort of flinching their
galled backs under the load, a fa
vorite pastime of legislators, wher
ever found, is thinking up more
taxes to go along with the taxes
the’ve already thunk up.
They resist the craving for just
so long, and then they notice some
previously overlooked dollars hiding
behind the baseboard, and then—
well, you nfight hire a henhawk to
guard your henhquse, but could you
depend on his word?
IRVIN S. COBB
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Bermuda’s Water Supply
In Bermuda all the roofs of the
houses are white because these
roofs are used to catch the rain as it
falls. There is a strictly enforced
law that every house must have a
suitable water catch and storage
tank. Rain falling on the white roofs,
or into hillside catchments dug into
coral, is diverted to storage tanks
which are inspected and lime-
washed regularly.
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★★★By VIRGINIA VALE*^*
W ITH the talkies celebrating
their tenth birthday, film
fans salute Warner Brothers, who
back in 1936, helped the screen to
find its voice. Remember the Vita-
phone? That was the new inven-
e #
tion that just one decade ago
changed the entire course of the
movies.
And remember “Don Juan”? That
was the first film to have a fully
synchronized score. John Barry
more starred in it, but he did not
talk. The only speaking on that pio
neer program was done by Will Hays,
cinema czar, who predicted a bril
liant future for sound motion pic
tures. It wasn’t long after this,
that move theater owners dug down
in their jeans to equip their houses
for the projection of “talkies” to
treat their patrons to the new thrill.
And it wasn’t long until all the big
companies were busy on sound pro
ductions. So, many happy returns
of the day, “talkies” and here’s
hoping your birthday cake has ten
nice candles on it.
Bette Davis
Those in the “know” say tjiat if
Bette Davis will get over her mad
with the studio, she
can have a starring
vehicle in “Danton,
Terror of France,”
a tale of the French
revblution and the
Reign of Terror.
Max Reinhardt is
scheduled to direct
the pro duction
which is expected
to get under way in
October. Bette has
been on the suspen
sion list since she
made an exit from Warner Brothers’
studio when they failed to meet her
salary demands and her request to
be permitted to work elsewhqre
once a year. It is said that Charles
Laughton is wanted for the role of
Danton.
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Kate Smith has joined the parade
of radio stars who have moved
their program westward to Holly
wood. Her broadcasts are sched
uled to start from the film capital
almost immediately. Incidentally,
Kate is to have another fling'at the
pictures. It is rumored that she will
probably appear in the next Shirley
Temple production. «
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Bing Crosby is known as a man
of individuality. Most everything
he does has an individual slant to
it. An example is his incorporation
Of Bing Crosby, Ltd., Inc. The of
ficers are Bing’s dad, his two broth
ers and himself. The corporation
gives them all jobs and keeps them
busy handling the coin which rolls
in from Bing’s advertising royal
ties, his radio contract; screen sal
ary and investments. Whenever
Bing needs a little extra cash over
and above his income from the cor
poration, he simply calls the offi
cers together and declares a spe
cial dividend. Simple isn’t it?
. —*—
There’s one actress who can walk
nearly a mile along her own pri
vate beach in Hollywood. She’s Kar
en Morley, who has .played the vU-
lainess so convincingly in many
screen productions. She and her hus
band, Charles Vidor, own an ocean-
side ranch which covers 42 acres.
—k—
Back from distant shores, Elissa
Landi has been signed by MGM on
a long term contract. She will have
one of the leads in,the forthcoming
production of the “Return of the
Thin Man” which will star Myrna
Loy and William Powell.
—k—
Loretta Young had been planning
on a nice long vacation but now it
seems that she’ll
have to postpone it
for a few weeks.
She’s to be starred
by Twentieth Cen
tury-Fox in “Lloyd’s
of London.” Don
A m e c h e, Freddie
Bartholomew, Sir
Guy Standing, Vir
ginia Field and C.
Aubrey Smith are in
the cast. Freddie
will play Don
Ameche, as a boy.
Incidentally, “Lloyd’s” will be the
fifth film in which Loretta has
played this year. Quite a record for
the little girl! '
ODDS AND ENDS—Shirley Temple
makes $10 every time her pet white rab
bits are used in a film by Twentieth Cen
tury-Fox—Katharine Hepburn will vaca
tion for several weeks in New York and
return to Hollywood for the filming of
“Quality Street'’ . . . David Selznick is
carrying on a country-wide search for a
perfect boy type to play “Tom Sawyer”
. . . Claudette Colbert caused a mild sen
sation when sht appeared in a cafe in a
C 'r of those new high boots which are
:oming all the rage . . . Jean Hersholt
has trekked north to Callander, Ontario,
to meet the Dionne quintuplets for the
filming of “Reunion” . . . Wheeler and
Woolsey have returned from Europe and
will make a picture for RKO-Radio, en
titled “A Pair of Sixes” . . . Martha Raye
is still so young that her Paramount con
tract has to be approve4 by the courts
<& Weatera Newspaper Union.
Loretta Young
FAMOUS
HEADLINE HUNTER
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The Skulls and the Altar
By FLOYD GIBBONS. ’
A N’ it’s a yarn from old Ireland we’re havin' today, an’ it’ll be Jack
Boyd of New York city, that’s a-tellin’ of it. It happened in
November, 1916, long before Jack was ever afther cornin’ to this coun
try, artd \^hen he was on a ten-day leave from the trenches of France
an’ havin’ a bit of a dhrink at a pub in the village of Moyne.
In dny other country, Jack might have finished his drink and gone
his way. But there’s something about the “ould sod” that makes it
a favorite roosting place for Old Lady Adventure. Maybe the gal was
born there.
Anyway, she keeps things humming in that neck of the
woods. It’s a rare Irishman that can go through a day without
having something happen to him.
At a table on the other side of the room were two men. They looked
like prosperous farmers—landed gentry they call them over there on
the other side—and they had stopped talking a couple of times to stare
at Jack. Jack didn’t know either one of them. He was visiting some
friends and had never been in the neighborhood before. But after a
while one of tfie men came walking over to his table.
John and Pat Were a Couple of Old Sports.
The men’s names, Jack learned later, were John and Pat. This one
was John. He sat down and asked Jack if he’d just come from France.
Jack said he had. And the next remark sort of took Jack by surprise.
“How would you like to earn ten pounds?” John asked him.
John and Pat looked like a couple of old sports but just
the same, ten pounds is a lot of money in Ireland. Jack said
he’d make no answer until he knew what he had to do to earn
the money. Then sporty old John unfolded as fantastic a set of
conditions as ever he had heard in his life.
“Two miles up the river,” John said, “there is an old deserted ab
bey, undermined with caves. There’s a tower in the middle of it,
about a hundred feet high. At the bottom of that tpwer is a room with
l>a altar in it. The good monks used to pray there, but since Cromwell’s
time the abbey has been abandoned, and now it is used as a burial place.
Sentinels of the Ruined Abbey Were the Dead.
“A£ the foot of that altar there are six human skulls. I want to
know if you haVe the courage to go there tonight at one o’clock,
get one of those skulls and bring it here to me tomorrow. That’s all
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Two Pale Yellow Lights Were Dancing About the Altar.
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you’ve got to do,” John said—and then he looked sort of queerly at
Jack as he added, “There are no keepers or watchmen, and nobody
will know what has happened—but the Dead.”
But the Dead! Jack didn’t like the way he said that. But
ten pounds was a lot of money. It would buy him many a pack
of fags—many a bottle of cognac—when he got back to the front.
He looked John straight in the eye. “Are you on the level?” he
asked. “I am,” said John. “All right,” said Jack, “I’ll do it.”
That night Jack took his service revolver and started for the abbey.
He reached it about quarter of one. At one o’clock sharp he swung
aside the rusty old gate and made his way through dank, dark passages
to the room below the tower.
Weird Lights Flash in the Abandoned Tomb.
It was spooky in there with the moonlight showing through the
cracks and casting weird shadows on the gray stone walls. For the
first time in his life he found himself wondering if maybe there wasn’t
some truth in ghost stories.
He was walking toward the altar, when suddenly he saw
something that froze him stiff in his tracks. Two pale yellow
lights, about the size of plates were dancing about the altar.
“My hair stood up,” he says, “and my courage ran out of me like
water out of a bottle. A bat flicked my face, and I almost
dropped my gun. Tremblings like a leaf I sat down on a grave
and watched those lights dance. Then I coughed, and in two
seconds I heard that same cough in another part of the abbey.”
Jack walked firmly toward the altar. He wasn’t afraid of anything
in the world now. There was only one light playing about now. The
other was on his face.
Sepulchral Voice Warns Intruder Away.
He raised his gun, rested it on his left forearm and took careful
aim at the beam that was shining in his eyes. He pulled the trigger
twice. There were two sharp cracks—a terrible clatter of broken
glass—a loud, reverberating echo. He thought, “Now is my time,” and
bent to pick up one of the skulls. Suddenly a hollow voice said:
“LEAVE THAT ALONE. IT DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!”
For an instant Jack began to tremble again. Hs put down
the skull and picked up another. “LEAVE THAT ALONE,” the
voice repeated. “IT DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU!” He picked
up three more. Each time that warning voice.
“But by this time,” says Jack, “I was getting mad. i shouted
out, ‘To hell with you, whoever ycu are. They don’t belong to you either.’
And with that I picked up the sixth skull and walked toward the
gate, firing right and left from my revolver till it was empty.”
It Was Just a Merry Prank of John and Pat.
If the story had ended there, Jack wouldn’t have believed it him
self. Two or three times on the way home he pinched himself to see
if he was dreaming. But the next day when he went with the skull
to the pub, there were John and Pat. John’s right hand was in a band
age, and he grinned and tossed Jack a ten pound note.
“Pat and I had a hundred pound bet,” he said, “that no man
would take a skull from that altar. When you took us up we
both hid in the abbey.
“We had two mirrors that reflected the moonlight, and that’s what
made those dancing beams. But I didn’t figure on your shooting, son.
You drilled me right through the palm of the hand. Anyhow, you won
me a hundred pounds. Good-by, son, and good luck to you.”
©—WNU Service.
“Bumping,” Boat Racing
More than a hundred years ago
the British evolved a type of boat
racing which is peculiar to their
own country. This is called
“bumping.” It began in 1815 at
Oxford and was later copied by
Cambridge and other universities
and schools. The reason for this
type of race was that not many
of the rivers going through college
towns were wide enough for several
boats to race alongside. The so
lution was to develop some sort
of single-file racing which would be
fair to every boat taking part.
History of Yarmouth
The history of Yarmouth, south
west gateway to Nova Scotia, is
bound up in the history of the sea,
and it goes back far beyond the
days when white men began set
tling in the new world in the Six
teenth century, for at Yarmouth is
a Runic stone, which scholars say
was inscribed in 1001 by Lie* Erik-
son. The inscription on this stone
is interpreted as reading, “Lief tc
Eric Raises” (this monument),
Lief Erikson having dedicated it to
his father, Erik the Red, ruler ol
Greenland.
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—Leonidas.
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Foreign Words ^
and Phrases ^
A merveille. (F.) Wonderfully I
to perfection.
Boul’-Mich’. (F.) A familiar
corruption of the Boulevard St.
Michel, a famous street in the
Latin quarter of Paris.
Coup d’etat. (F.) A sudden
stroke of policy; a revolution.
Demi-monde. (F.) The “half
world”; women outside the social
pale.
Entremet. (F.) A dainty aide
dish.
Fiat justitia, ruat coelum. (L.)
Let justice be done, though the
heavens fall.
Nom de guerre. (F.) Literally^
a war name; a pseudonym.
Petit-maitre. (F.) A dandy; e
fop.
To kalon. (Gr.) The beautiful!
the chief good.
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