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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 1936
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
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Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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Abus us non tollit usum. (L.)
Abuse is no argument against the
proper use of anything.
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cursed greed for gold.
Bon chien chasse de race. (F.)
A. good dog hunts from instincts;
blood will tell. v
Coute que coute. (F.) At any
cost.
Doux yeux. (F.) Soft glances.
Esprit des lois. (F.) The spirit
of the law.
Favete linguis. (L.) Avoid ut
tering ill-omened words; main
tain silence.
In nubibus. (L.) In the clouds;
not clear.
Lite pendente. (L.) During the
trial.
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If thou faint in the day of ad
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The Curse of Progress
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Smart
The officer took out his book and
poised his stubby pencil. “What’s
your name?”
“John Smith.”
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ficer, who had been tricked before.
“Well, then, put me down as Wil
liam Shakespeare.”
“That’s better. Yuh can’t fool
me with that Smith stuff.”
Nothing New
Adorer (nervously) — Isn’t that
your father’s step on the stairs?
Sweet Girl — Yes, but don’t
mind that; it’s only a scare. He
won’t come down. He always
stamps around that way when I sit
up with young men after 11 o’clock.
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Super Salesgirl
Mother—What happened when
that high-pressure salesman called
today?
Daughter—Oh, I sold him fa
ther’s old clothes and all the dis
carded furniture- in the attic.—De
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THE SUN SPOT
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