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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MAY 14, 1936
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted O’Loughlin
© By WcaUra Nrar»p*per IJirfon
WAL-6F IT AIN'T
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LAVISH LOVE
“How can you be engaged to a
man of forty? He has, I hear, given
yon some magnificent presents.”
“That’s the point. A first love Is
romantic, but a last love Is lavish.”
WRIGLEY'S.
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Only That and Nothing Mora
The fat man was trying to find
some tropical clothes In the Far South
resort He tried most every store In
town, and patient clerks had politely
made a pretense of looking over their
stocks and advising him they were
Just out of his size. Finally he ran
across a clerk more truthful than dip
lomatic who—after looking him over-
said :
“Frankly, mister, we carry nothin;:
In stock that would fit you, excepi
eollar hultons and handkerchiefs.”—
American Legion Monthly.
In a Nutshell
The theater was in an uproar.
“They’re calling for the author,
said the manager.
“But l can’t make a speech!” re
plied the man responsible for the play.
'File manager grabbed the playwright
and Imiielled him along the passage.
As he shoved him toward the curtain
he said curtly: “Well, just go in
front and tell them you're sorry.”—
Hudson <N. Y.) Star.
He Speeds 70 Miles Home;
Finds He Drove Wrong Car
T. Shoemaker of Clatskanie, Ore.,
wanted to get home quickly. He
dashed to a parking lot for his car
and raced away. On completing the 70-
raile drive, he discovered he had taken
some else’s car and left his own in
♦he lot. The owner of the borrowed
car accepted his apology.
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