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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, MAY 7, 1936
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BRISBANE
THIS WEEK
He Used His Other Chance
Two Big Birthdays
t England, Rich, Worries
The Elephant's Pulse
New York's Titterton murder mys
tery turns out not to be “the perfect
• crime.”
The murderer, an
upholsterer, care
fully took away the
cord used in his
trade, with which
he had bound the
unfortunate woman,
but forgot that he
had left some
strands of twine un
der the body, and
those pieces of cord,
thanks to excellent
police work, trapped
him. The senti
mental who say,
Arthur Brisbane “Give the poor
criminal another chance,” will note
that the murderer was a convict on
parole when he killed the woman. He
bad “another chance” and made use
of it.
Benin reports a great Hitler forty-
sevenvh birthday celebration including
a fine display of military power—air
planes, war tanks, fighting men, ap-
parentlj eager for a fight. They were
young a«id could not remember the
last war.
Particularly Interesting were two
lines in the song sung by storm troop
ers :
“Today we own Germany,
And tomorrow the whole world."
The day after Hitler celebrated his
forty-seventh birthday old Rome cele
brated her two thousand six hundred
and eighty-ninth anniversary. Mus
solini celebrates by launching tw’o new
Italian cruisers and speeding up air
plane production. He tells Italian fa
thers and mothers he must have 60,-
000,000 population for Italy not later
than 1950. In 1921, when Mussolini
took charge, Italy’s population was
38,000,000. There will soon be room
and food to raise more Italians in
Ethiopia. Easy for all but the mother.
England, doing well In a business
way, with more than $2,000,000,000
worth of Bank of England notes cir
culating among tradesmen, is collecting
gold and depleting the French reserves.
While England tries to keep down the
price of her “no-gold” pound, France
is afraid she will not be able to keep
up the value of her gold franc, al
ready devalued by 80 per cent of Its
1914 value. What becomes of the
“magic in gold?” Our dear old dollai
Is worth only 59 cents, and only deal
ers in exchange know it.
Doctor Benedict, of Carnegie labora
lories, finds that the adult elephant’s
heart beats from 22 to 36 times a
minute, less than half the human
heartbeat, and the elephant heartbeat
is nine strokes faster when the ani
mal Is lying down. Man’s heart beats
more rapidly while he stands—be
cause then it must raise blood the
full height of the body. Old poets,
with tired hearts, should do their writ
ing lying down—the bloods flows hori
zontally with little heart-effort.
England is pleased; Sir Robert Had
field, who makes tough steel, an
nounces a shell for British naval guns
that can pass unhurt through armoi
plate twelve inches thick and explode
on the other side. “One shell of this
kind fired in the region of the maga
zine would probably cause destruction
of a modern battleship.” England is
manufacturing the shells rapidly;
others are manufacturing airplane
bombs that might make old-fashioned
naval guns and shells useless.
In Miami a lady, first name Lois,
nd married, has Imsky triplet babies,
'wo gentlemen, the official husband
nd one other, demand custody of thf
riplets. each calling himself the real
Hther. The alleged “father" who i?
ot the husband would submit to any
flood test, his lawyer says. How would
Cing Solomon decide that?
Clarence Harrow, one of the conn-
*y’s most convincing lawyers, says
n his seventy-ninth birthday:
“I say that religion Is the belief in
■iture life and In God. I don’t believe
i either.”
The hoptoad beside the track, watch-
)g the express Jruin go by, might
ay, reasonably enough:
“I do not believe in such a tiling as
locomotive engineer.”
Moscow has returned to the Jup-
icse government* in Manchukuo, with
ill military honors, the bodies of
iree Japanese killed In a fight with
uvlet guards. The military honor*
ill not console the widows, and, re-
sutet' often enough, such incidents
ad to war.
Europe envies our fortunate country
hich gives only paper dollars and In-
ition paper bonds to Its citizens but
is. hurled in the ground, the biggest
nip of gold on earth.
A wonderful tiling is nilcio ehemis-
y. It tells scientists tiiat off the
»ast of Greenland sea water contains
ore gold than In New York harbor;
at one village in Switzerland has
s»- goitre Ilian another because Id
e first the dewdrops contain more
dine.
f King Feature* SyndU-ate, luc.
WNU Service.
Jtou
'jeAneur
By Edward W. Pickard
© Western Newspaper Union
Sen. Barkley
Plans Completed for the
Democratic Convention
S ENATOR ALBEN W. BARKLEY of
Kentucky, w h° was temporary chair
man of the Democratic national con
vention In 1932 and as such delivered
the keynote speech,
will serve in the same
capacity at the Phil
adelphia convention in
June, outlining the is
sues of this year’s
campaign as his party
views them. Senator
Joseph T. Robinson of
Arkansas will be the
permanent chairman
again. Yet another re
peater will be Former
Judge John E. Mack
of New York. Four years ago he
placed Franklin D. Roosevelt In nomi
nation, and he will do it again in
June.
These selections were made by the
committee on arrangements. Other of
ficers of the convention chosen, are:
Lee Barnes of Alabama, chief door
keeper; Mrs. J. Borden Harriman, na
tional committeewoman of the District
of Columbia, hostess of the convention,
with Mrs. Agnes Collins Dunn of New
Hampshire as assistant; Col. Edward
C. Halsey, secretary of the senate,
sergeant at arms; Representative Clar
ence Cannon of Missouri, parliamen
tarian, assisted by Representative John
J. O’Connor of New York; W. Forbes
Morgan, secretary of the convention.
National Chairman Farley said that
the two-thirds rule, which has pre
vailed In Democratic conventions for
a century, wdll not be abolished. The
rules committee will be headed by
Senator Bennett Clark of Missouri and
it will report for abrogation of the
two-thirds rule as well as elimination
of the unit rule. The latter binds the
state delegations to abide by the de
cision of a majority of the delegation.
According to Mr. Farley, these changes
will not prevent the practically unan
imous nomination of President Roose
velt.
Present plans are to have Mr. Roose
velt go to Philadelphia on Saturday,
June 27, to close the convention by ac
cepting the nomination in a speech de
livered either in the Municipal stadium
or in the University of Pennsylvania
stadium close to the convention hall.
\
Roosevelt Addresses National
Democratic Club
P RESIDENT ROOSEVELT made
what might be considered the first
of his campaign speeches before the
National Democratic club In New York
city. Tammany was there in full force,
but such disgruntled Democrats as AJ
Smith and John J. Raskob were con
spicuous by their absence. Mr. Roose
velt declared his purpose to bring more
food, higher prices and better homes
for the people.
“If you increase buying pewer," he
said, “prices will go up; more goods
will be sold. Wages ought to and must
go up with prices. This does tot mean
unsound inflation or skyrocketing
prices; this should be avoided Just as
we seek to avoid bankruptcy sale
values."
Turning to his critics with sarcasm,
the President said “some individuals
are never satisfied.” Referring to
charges of extravagance and mounting
deficits, he said people complain to
him about “the current costs of re
building America, about the burden on
future America.” He Insisted that the
measure should not be the three-billion-
dollar deficit of tills year but the asser
tion that the nationuNncome^has risen
thirty-five billions in 1932 to sixty-five
billions In 1936.
New Tax Bill Battle
Started in House
T HE administration’s bill to levy
about 800 million dollars in new
taxes yearly was introduced in the
house by the ways and means commit
tee. and a fierce battle started imme
diately. The Republican minority of
the committee issued a report which
stated tiiat the proposed tax law was
“unsound in principle, will undermine
business stability, is another step to
ward regimentation of all business, and
is not designed to raise revenue but
admittedly is another New Deal experi
ment.”
Conservative Democrats Joined with
the Itepuhlicans in this attack against
tlie bill, hut the administration leaders
were confident the measure would puss
before May 1.
Green Urges Unions to
Remain Nonpartisan
W ILLIAM GREEN, president of the
American Federation of Labor,
has sent a letter to all affiliated unions
urging that they adhere to the feder
at ion’s “traditional nonpartisan politi
cal pulley." He says:
•‘For obvious reasons, labo* should
avoid division even in the pursuit of its
political |Ndlcle*. Such division can be
avoided il working men and women,
loyal to tiie American Federation of
Labor, will refrain from identifying
themsel\es with any political move
meiit designed to serve as a substitute
for the i.oii|»arti>an political policy ot
the American Federation of Labor.”
Some time ago George L. Berry asked
all unions to join “Labor’s Nonpartisan
league,” the object of which, he said,
was “to put American Federation of
Labor unions on the record for Presi
dent Roosevelt”
Navy in Six-Week Drill
on the Pacific
O NE hundred and fifty vessels of
the United States fleet, with 450
airplanes, are now engaged in the
year’s grand maneuvers in the Pacific.
War conditions prevail and the ves
sels and their crews are being given
a severe test of their fitness that will
last for six weeks. The Panama canal
region was the first objective of the
fleet. The units are divided into at
tacking and defending forces and some
thing is doing all the time, day and
night. The naval officers are trying
to solve the seventeenth of a series of
strategic problems, each based upon
some possible international situation,
mapped out by naval strategists.
Von Starhemberg of Austria
Voices His Defiance
OIVIL war In Austria became a pos-
^ sibility as the quarrel between the
Fascists led by Prince Ernst von Star
hemberg and the clerical and mon
archist elements be
came acute. Govern
ment officials, hovv-
ever, were trying des
perately to patch up
the trouble.
Prince Von Star
hemberg, who is vice
chancellor, in a de
fiant speech at Horn
warned his political
opponents tiiat his
^ heimwehr, or home
j; nn u ce ^ on guard, would be dis-
S ar emberg go i ve( j “only over my
dead body.”
Chancellor Kurt Schuschnigg, speak
ing at Baden, retorted that “Austria
is not Italy and Austrians are not
Fascists.”
Von Starhemberg asserted that if in
ternal foes press too hard there will be
a “repetition of 1934”—when the helra-
wehr triumphed in a short but bloody
civil war against Socialists. False
friends surround Schuschnigg, von
Starhemberg said, and the heimwehr
plans to protect him from them.
For Austria, said Starhemberg, there
are three possibilities—a continuation
of the authority of the state, Naziism,
or co/nmunism. He asserted the heim
wehr is determined to preserve the
Fascist system and would continue as
a separate organization but tiiat other
private armies would be absorbed by
the regular army.
Advance of the Italians
in Ethiopia Continues
I TALY’S victorious troops in north
ern Ethiopia continued their ad
vance on Addis Ababa, though it was
somewhat retarded by the efforts of
the natives to blow up the roadways
and otherwise harass the invaders.
The Italian motorized column in this
movement is the most formidable yet
formed in this war and is notable for
the large number of white troops in
cluded.
General Graziana’s southern army,
meanwhile, was driving toward Harar,
second city of the empire, in three col
umns. The Ethiopians were putting
up stiff resistance at various points
but everywhere were driven back, ac
cording to Italian dispatches.
Contreras Is Elected
President of Venezuela
E LEAZAR LOPEZ CONTRERAS, an
army officer who rose to the rank
of general under the late dictator. Juan
Vincente Gomez, is now president of
Venezuela. The national congress
elected him to that office by a vote of
132 to 1 and directed tiiat he assume
the office on May 29. As president of
the chamber, Contreras became tem
porary president on the death of
Gomez.
Supreme Court Decision in
Stock Yards Case
U PHOLDING a reduction of rates
and charges at the St..Joseph, Mo.,
stockyards, the Supreme court held
tiiat the findings made by Secretary of
Agriculture Henry A. Wallace justified
tlie rates lie set and that the stock-
yards operators had failed to show con
fiscation.
Justice Louis D. Brandeis, Harlan F.
Stone and Benjamin Cordozo agreed
that tiie rates should he upheld but In
an opinion by Justice Brandeis ex
pressed belief that the court went too
fur In passing on the fairness of rates.
Two Well-Known Writers
Taken by Death
D EATH came to two of America's
well known writers. One was Fin
ley Peter Dunne, creator of “*\Ir. Doo
ley," Gie genial satirist of modern life
whose witty sayings delighted two gen
eral ions. Tiie second was Percy llaiu-
inond, veteran dramatic critic of the
New York Herald Tribune, one of the
foremost of tlie country's commenta
tors on matters theatrical. Both
passed away in New York city.
Secret Panama Treaty Is
Cause of Concern
A RMY and navy officials were re
ported to be concerned over a new
treaty with Panama which is being secret
ly considered by the government. It was
said an uncorrected text of the pact
showed it provides for “joint conver
sations” rather than for defense of
the Canal Zone In event of aggression.
The grant by Panama for the “use, oc
cupation, and control of lands and wa
ters outside the Jurisdiction of the
United States,” If necessary, is re
nounced by this country in the treaty.
Chairman Pittman of the senate for
eign relations committee said closed
hearings on the treaty soon would be
completed, after which the senate might
consider the document in secret ses
sion in order to avoid international
complications. Senator Hiram John
son has said he will try to have the
text of the pact made public before It
is taken up by the senate.
Steiwer to Be Key-Noter
for the Republicans
W HEN the Republicans gather in
national convention at Cleveland
next June their keynote for their
Presidential campaign will be sounded
by Frederick Steiwer,
the eloquent and hand
some United States
senator from Oregon.
He was selected to be
temporary chairman of
the convention b y
unanimous vote of the
arrangements commit
tee of the national
committee after due
Ik cons5tieration been
given the names of
several other promi
nent Republicans.
Observers held that the motive in
picking Steiwer was a desire of the
party leaders to give the convention a
western atmosphere at the start, wdth
an especial eye to agriculture. The sen
ator has been actively identified with
wheat growing and his home town, Port
land, is a center of the northwestern
battleground of the November elections.
Congressman Bertrand Snell of New
York, minority leader in the house,
was selected to be permanent chair
man of the convention, a position he
held in the convention of 1932.
Senator
Steiwer
Leftists Are Winners in
French Elections
C OMMUNISTS and various brands of
Socialists appear to have won a
considerable victory In the French
elections for the chamber of deputies,
though the large number of run-off
elections necessary may tone down the
results. The greatest gain is show-n
by the Communists, who are likely to
have 50 seats; but this does not please
the Radical Socialists for they cannot
count on the Communists in forming a
government and fear that without
them the chamber will be ungovern
able.
Senate Passes Emergency
Flood Control Bill
D ISREGARDING warnings by Sen
ator Vandenberg of Michigan
against too hasty action, the senate
passed a bill introduced by Senator
Overton of Louisiana authorizing the
expenditure of $272,000,000 for flood
control work on the lower Mississippi
river and its tributaries. There was
no record vote. The bill has no rela
tion to the omnibus flood control meas
ure now pending, which may reach a
billion. The sum named in the senate
bill is authorized merely to be appro
priated and will have to be put in a
deficiency appropriation bill. Senator
Overton declared it was justified by
emergency conditions.
In addition to the 272 million dollars
there is authorized an appropriation of
15 millions to be allocated by the sec
retary of war and used in rescue work
or repair and maintenance of flood
control works.
Rescue of Entombed Men
T s Epic of Heroism
T HAT old gold mine at Moose River,
Nova Scotia, provided an epic
tale of unselfish and heroic human
endeavor that will be told for many a
year. For ten days more than a
hundred* experienced miners' strove
unceasingly to rescue three men who
had been trapped by the fall of dirt
and rooks in tiie 140-foot level of the
abandoned mine they were inspecting.
Machinery and other equipment were
brought from far away. A diamond
drill was driven through and through
this small opening, communication was
established and food was dropped down
hut already one of the three was dead
of hunger and exhaustion. Finally the
desperate efforts of the rescuers were
successful and the two survivors werp
brought safely to the surface, together
with tlie body of the dead man. Those
saved were Dr. D. E. Robertson, famous
and beloved surgeon of Toronto, and
C. A. Scad ding. The one who did not
live was Herman Magill, also of
Toronto.
Black Committee Scored
by Publishers
W HAT American newspaper pub
lishers think of the actions of
Hie Black lobby committee was ex-
Itressed forcibly and unequivocally in
resolutions adopted by their national
association at its annual meeting in
New York The committee was ac-
-Mised of having violated the first,
'ourtli mid tiftli amendments to the
<’onstiiiition by its seizures of private
'omiiiiiuicatioiis, and, tlie publishers
eeoiiimeiided tiiat all victims of the
•oiiiinittee's acts seek civil damages
.ml demand tlie "proseeution of all in-
olved in tlie odious affair under tlie
l iminal statutes of Ike United States.'
Irvin S. Cobb
S__about:
Styles In Hair Tints.
S ANTA MONICA, CALIF.—
There’s more news concern
ing the mummified remains of
that lovely Egyptian princess
they found the other day—that
daughter of some early Pharaoh,
she who died nearly 5,000 years
ago and yet was still so beautifully
preserved. Too bad that old recipe of
the Pharaoh family was lost. They
did make such good preserves.
The latest w’ord is that the little
lady’s hair was dyed a henna color.
Either that’s news or
something has stimu
lated a sudden change
in Hollywood fashions.
Just a little while ago,
about every other po
tential movie queen
you saw was going in
for the platinuul ef
fect ; and only too fre
quently, alas, the ef
fect was ' that of a
new tin roof on a va
cant attic.
Now, by the great
gross, the stylish ones are going red,
reddish or redder. Today, within half
a mile, I counted ten redheads, and
not a white horse in sight, to prove
the ancient saying,
* * *
Waning Presidential Booms.
TIT HAT with cyclones and floods
YV down south, the daily press some
how failed to record among our spring
casualties the untimely end of the
Governor Talmadge boom. Poor little
thing, it passed away at its home in
Atlanta, -Ga., just as It was learning,
in prattling accents, to lisp “pa-pa.”
Still the shock did not catch some
of us unawares. We had a feeling it
wasn’t going to live. Tiie second sum
mer is so frequently fatal to those
incubator babies.
For instance, you take the Ham
Fish boom. Or of you didn’t take it,
somebody certainly did, because it
hasn’t been seen, or even heard of for
months and months.
* * *
Gridiron Club Dinners.
E XCEPT the obituary column, noth
ing could be sadder than the news
paper account of a gridiron club din
ner. Yet gridion club dinners aim to
be satirically amusing and frequently
are.
Turning them out must he a tre
mendously hard job, because they deal
with the national political scene, and
any producer of farces will tell you
you can’t burlesque a burlesque. In
other words, you can’t be very funny
on a subject w’hich already is so much
funnier than anything you can think
of—and that’s what the fellows at
Wasiiington are up against.
This business of trying to be comic
is a serious business anyway, especial
ly since all comedy is predicated on
distress. A fat man falling down
makes us laugh because he suffers both
in spirit and flesh. But if lie is a
pallbearer, say, at a funeral and falls
down on his own high hat and maybe
breaks up the services—well, now then,
you’ve got something that’s really
funny.
A definition of comedy could he:
Tragedy standing on its head with its
pants torn.
• # •
Self-Chosen Landon Aids.
G overnor landon must feel
awfully fractional, not to say
badly scattered, what with being levied
on by so many comparative strangers
all at once. Every day or two, with an
altruism rare in this selfish age, some
gallant volunteer elects himself by ac
clamation as the governor’s eastern
manager or ids western manager, or
his northwestern-by-southwestern man
ager or something. It makes no dif
ference tiiat he may never have heard
of these parties before; up to six
months ago, tliey’d never heard of him
either.
He’s like a previously neglected or
phan child who suddenly comes into
prospects and finds everybody in town
trying to adopt him. Maybe a better
simile would he tiiat of a lone Thanks
giving turkey at a tableful of hungry
boarders, with this one snatching tlie
drumstick and tiiat one grabbing the
second joint—and Mr. W. R. Hearst
clinging, with a grip of iron, to tlie
wishbone.
• • •
Folly of Parole System.
T IE perpetrators of tiie kidnapjng
case of a few months ago up in tlie
state of Washington were both chronic
ofl’enders who, despite their records,
had been paroled.
The fiend who recently committed
tlie most hideous child murder that
California lias known in years was a
convict out on parole. The degenerate
who has Just confessed to murdering
that poor defenseless gentlewoman in
New York the other day was—yes,
you’ve guessed it—he was a convict on
parole.
And all over the Union the work of
turning loose criminals who have not
completed their terms of punishment,,
indeed, in some cases hardly have be
gun them, goes merrily on.
IRVIN S. COBB
Copyright.—WNU Service.
For«tt of Arden
Englishmen say tiiat Shakespeare’s
romantic forest in "As You I.ike It” is
tlie Forest of Arden in Warwickshire,
which fits Ids description. Belgians
claim it is tlie Forest of Hie Ardennes
Either may lie right, for both forests
are romantic and lovely.
Foreign Words
and Phrases •
A bon marche. (F.) At a good bar
gain; cheap.
A outrance. (F.) To the bitter end.
Obit, (ob.) (L.) He (she) died.
Carpe diem. (L.) Enjoy the pres
ent moment.
De gustibus non est disputandum.
(L.) There is "no disputing about
tastes.
Eau-de-vie. (F.) Water of life;
brandy.
Pour prendre conge (P. P. C.) (F.)
To take leave.
Buona mano (It.) Small gratuity.
Raison d’etre. (F.) Reason for
being.
Seeking Noah’s Ark
Not long ago Illinois granted a
charter to tlie Noah’sArt Exploration
association for the purpose of send
ing expeditions to search for this
vessel, and the British Post Office
department dispatched a wireless
message to Mars for an optimistic
scientist over the Rugby station.—
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