McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, April 30, 1936, Image 7

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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 30, 1936 WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS NEAM*? HOW'I? SHE KNOW HOW MANY A One for the Book WAS OVER. AT QMSy BLAH’S AMO SHE WAS TELLlKkr HOW MANY CARRELS SHE AND HER HUSBAND HAVE HAD— -7/- Q Wi SHE <SoT HER DIARY OUT amp counted— HAP EACH ONE NOTED 7r OH SHE ^ KEEPS' A _ SCRAP BOOK? r T/^" T” I'M <SLAD ^VJHAT? You WE PONY* \ wouldn't SAY SCRAP LIKE YOUVE MEV/ER. OTHER. J, QUARRELED J * PEOPLE r VdlTH ME 7. "\V Listen 'You — AJ5EE VoU IN SINUATlN^- THAT 1 START SPATS \NITH YOU f NOvm DonT CET me Riled/ You're always bringing up something To Get me work ed up—etc- etc-etc- AL^o ETC •WaT- PAM£ who says: ^COULP 1 WRITE A Book/ ‘f/UPS HERSELF ON THE* SHELF r SWATTER POP— There’# No Stumping Benny Curlylocks By C. M. PAYNE '!3>AC*C - D OU*^ H MAwV -4+Aif Cut Oo- MAVTJE. I S»Hcu«-l>»siT 3>oMfi 't-HatJ tHat K'iD r$ 5o©E>E®i CNT *Hfe WiU. TJ6- Couuriw^, •HA'12 All. 3>AV -++O w N^IAM'V * (© The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Either Way You’re Wrong VJUAT |M 7T^RKJA.*nOKJ i'MJW WfVJsJTeO TO BUY Itwct air. ol’ broke: DCNUW WONIK OP CROVU-B^ix PER 1 cajh'T see 'Dr. • 01 ANN, -SHUCKS, TMET MOSS WA.S eooo BUV _ Hlt^I PER OOLL/XRS M l \M B - « V *— >? • / 1/ O <53 c3«> tr'ohyrlaht. - d&L by R. L- Huntley. Trade Mark Rer. U. 8. Pat. Ofllce) Lolly Gags fOR wEfwe>05 SAKE, IAJWia,Y MOUJ - A STAMf ^coi-v.ecriOfsi ? r bM, »s»o, t^esE arCT MV LAST seASOM'S costv>me:s vm pastims -s^iki MV gceftA POCxCy \ FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted O’Louyhlin • IT WMira Nrraaf. OalM WHERE'S IE MAMA4ER2. who's The Boss? WHUT I>0 VBY- WANT. SOR.Z WHAT po ( WANT? 1 WANT A PAYMASTER- QUJCKjd This be Th‘ Police sthatoN, MISTER— Yh’ IMPLOYMIMT OFFICE BE DOWN Th' shtreeT employment IT OFFICE, MY 1 AIN'T OUR FAULT V WAlTA Mi UNIT// k - - — EYE — YoUfcE \ LEFT AN’ WE, Ql4E5 | 1 CANT Po NUTHiN GET WANT- BUSY- BOUT iT PAYMASTER. LEFT— f Help Minted OH YES You CAKl/ HE LEFT WITH ALL The money For today’s payrol l// IHcq&SS'FER ^ [\mj ILL GoTTEfV GAINS SELD/M MAKE A MOM weiL_ OFFJ"^ '—^ ADAMSON’S ADVENTURES The Inimitable Magpie By O. JACOBSSON *-?-* IC 19S6, by Consolidated Nrws features) —W- PERHAPS RETIRED “I’d like to see that office boy of ours thirty years from now." “my so?" ‘He ought to make a wonder as ft tired business man." A GLASS OF WATER IN BED By GLUYAS WILLIAMS IEWES MIOM TAOT *> 6fft HIM A 6W65 OF WWf4 IMPaTiCKIlV, While TEUft JtWOfl HfS HAD SEC WHKf JUNIOR WMtfc WA'I’O’ WJD ASKS HIM JUNIOR, WHO HAS SUDDEN* ENOUGH AND IRlES To finds he's cailing for id bf ookk w recohc vfrv ■Talkative, take glass A DRINK OF WKTttt SIRS AND CHATS Slut’s Wtu -fttEN DRINK [CMUS1 SWVS PERHAPS rf WUL go better ifbacov holds the glass ■all Bjrad>r«U. Ina ) JUNIOR SUpDENlV DKIMS HE'S W® ENOUGH ANDRE* MOVES MOtfSA FROM GLASS REST OF WAttt SPILLING soNtf fifteen niinutis L«f£R has GOT junior iNTo DRV Raj am as Business Upturn Kach week a small red-huaded lan delivers a maya/.ine to office workers in various downtown buildings. Recently, itlie boy appeared, but without his magazine. The mair reached in his pocket for his money, and then, noting the absence of the magazines, asked where they were. The boy turned and called to a lad even smaller than “Red-Head." “My brother." Red*Head said. ‘He’s helping me today. Business is so good that I need a helper; yon know, gome one to carry the magazines and watch the money.” Th* Motorist’s Daughter A little girl was crossing the Atlantn with her mother. It was her tirsi ocean trip The sea was as smooth as the proverbial millpond for the brat three days, then the ship began rolling and pitching heavily. The child could not understand whai had happened. ‘‘Mamma/' she cried ‘\Vhat> the matter? Are we on s detoor?" A Little Bit Humorous ;i ALL ALIKE Jackson met an old school frleotf whom he Lad not seen for a number of years. “Hallo, old chap,” he said heartilf- “I hear you’ve been engaged for Dear ly a year. Who is the woman In the case?” “I don’t think you know her,** re plied Jackson. “She’s a Miss Terry* The other shook his head gravely. “I understand, old chap," he replied. ’T’ve been married to one for tee years, and she’s still a mystery."— Stray Stories. •* ONE WAY 4, ‘‘But your flance’s salary Is so snurii how are you going to live?" “Oh, we’re going to economize. WeVe going to do without a lot of thinca that Tom wants.” • Not Fair Two patients were airing thdr grievances in the asylum grounds. Said one: “It’s an outrage, -rse been here ten years, and I’m as — as anybody." ‘‘So am I,” chimed in the other, *^and I’ve been here 12 years. Let’s go and tell the Governor.” “Wait a minute,” said the first "Pto going to test you.” Then, putting her hands behind her back, she said: “What have I got In my hand?” “A tramcar,” promptly answered the. other. “You cheat!" was the heated ra- tort. “You saw me pick It op!"— Tit-Bits. Pinch Hitting At a marriage service performed in a little country church, when the mln-i ister said in solemn tones, “Wilt then* have this man to be thy wedded hnn- band, etc.?” instead of the woman an-, swering for herself, a gruff maria voice answered, “I will!” The minister looked up, very aradh perplexed, and paused. He repeated the sentence, and again the same grnff voice answered, “I will!” The minister looked up, when a man seated at the end of the first raw said, “She’s deaf, parson, an’ Fm an swerin’ for her!" Everyone • Loser A small boy came hurriedly dawn the street, and < halted breathlessly is front of a stranger who was walking in the same direction. “Have you lost half a dollar?" fen asked. “Yes, yes, I believe 1 haver* sfeH the stranger, feeling in his pockeL “Have you found one?" ’’Oh, no,” said the boy. “I Jwt want to find out how many have been tost today. Yours makes 55." OCCUPATIONAL 1 Tj- “Sometimes Sue hpeaks and soam* times she doesn't.” ■ , “Yes. She got that way since sfen took a position in the telephone er- change." _ / { '«» When Fido Won’t Lie Down "A trtrin is entitled to his opinion/* “Of course,” answered Senator Soa- ghuln, “hut an opinion may. In the course yf time, be like an unfriendly dog. You, don’t care so nlftch to De sert ownership. What you’d like wontfe he a painless way of getting rid of tt/*’ Final Refuge “Is there anything in this Job at tax collector—any future in it?" “Well, when you’re through theyV let you in at some home for the frien# less." The Prairie Wolf “Why do you refer to your favorite candidate as the prairie wolf-?” "Well, It’s customary to give a pop ular aspirant some animal name. And lie’s one of those fellows who inanaga to get just out of gunshot range and then hark and holler till nobody cat sleep." League Kitclienet—Well, the League of Na tions opens up a new season. Kumidorcas—Who’s throwing out tfea iirst bawl?—Louisville Courier-Journal I #