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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 23, 1936
BRISBANE
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THIS WEEK
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Ethiopia Rains Bombs
Six Marriage Troubles
Marilyn Miller Is. Dead
Another Big Question
Addis Ababa is bombed by Italian
planes from more than a mile above
the city, natives
shooting at the Ital
ian pilots with rifles
that could not pos
sibly 'tarry one-
quarter of the dis
tance. Correspond
ents with receiving
sets listened to the
Italian pilots talk
ing to each other
by radio. Haile Se
lassie, hurrying
south, was not at
home when they
called. That war
should be over soon.
Arthur Brlsl
Dr. Alice E. Johnson, psychiatrist
of Philadelphia’s Municipal court,
gives si.y reasons for marriage failures.
They Are: Different family back
grounds of husband and wife; rela
tives .interfering, especially mothers-in-
laws^infldelity; incompatibility; alco-
bolfcsm, and a desire to •‘dominate.*’
^here is a seventh reason, to be found
In the nature of man, who is still OS
per cent in the age of barbarism.
Marilyn Miller is dead, only thirty-
eight years old. The little town of
Findlay, Ohio, or the bigger town of
New York, might well erect some
monument to her memory. She con
tributed a great deal to human cheer
fulness and happiness, and it may be
said of her, as Samuel Johnson said,
referring to the. death of the great
actor, Garrick, that her death “eclipsed
the gayety of nations and impover
ished the public’s stock of harmless
pleasure.”
A lady who signs “B. A. G.” Is in
terested in very serious things. She
writes: “Tba more I hear of those
big armies, th* more I am reminded of
^^^^e^^lation -Wiint Is
That big question may be answered
later. An aged colored man once told
his pastor: “I don’t believe in hell,
because I don’t think any constitution
could stand it.”
“It worries me," says the lady, "that
so many men are afraid of poverty
here upon earth, and not afraid of
hell.” Miss B. A. G. is certain that
hell Is real, a belief that must be
comforting to those anxious to have
the wicked punished.
Winthrop W. Aldrich, head of Ihe
Chase National bank, biggest in Amer
ica, knows about money, as did his
father before him, the late senator
from Rhode Island, who invented the
Federal Reserve plan and put it
through. Mr. Aldrich thinks it would
not ha a good Idea to turn nv>ney
loose aad encourage a speculative,
stock-gambling boom. He remembers
1929.
Under certain circumstances "the
prospect of inflation is very grave
Indeed,” says Mr. Aldrich and warns
against "the erection of a top-heavy
structure of credit again.”
When a woman starts, she keeps
going, nearly always. Nothing could
atop Joan of Arc, Dr. Mary Walker,
or Nellie Bly on her trip around the
world. Now Amy Johnson, married
name Mollison, sets out alone in a
streamlined monoplane to beat the rec
ord on a fight to Cape Town and back.
All alone, down to the other side of
the world and back again, over ocean,
forests, wild beasts and wilder men.
And fools used to say women lacked
courage 1
An offensive and defensive treaty
between Japan and Germany, like the
one between France and Russia, is
considered a certainty.
* It should be possible for nations
that want to survive and prosper to
get together and let others that must
fight kill each other off until they
^re of it This country, at least,
should carry out that plan.
Japan and Russia have passed from
the "warning’’ stage to border fight
ing on the Russian side. Planes, war
tanks and heavy artillery are taken
across the Manchukuo border by Rus
sia, and that “looks like business."
i Russia will soon know how much
Mongolia will be wortli as a protec
tion against Japan, and Europe may
•oon know the value of Russia as a
protection against Asia.
! The Canadian Press news service
says Canada’s wealth has shrunk al
most six thousand million dollars
since 1929. That will be only a tem
porary shrinkage.
You know that England is worried
about something when you read that
she now demands that the league es
tablish an oil embargo against Italy.
A Uttle late, but It is explained that
England is outraged by Italy's use of
poison gas against the Ethiopians.
Mussolini used . something worse
than poison gas against pngland when
he occupied the Lake. Tana region.
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TATI, TALES
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As Told to:
FRANK E. HAGAN and
ELMO SCOTT WATSON
Battle of the Rattlers
CHEATS of strength almost legendary,
U though their hero is very much alive,
are heard in the Cumberland moun
tains of Preston Brooks, Sewanee,
Tenn.
"Buck,” as Preston is best known,
drove a light automobile. It negotiated
mountain trails easily despite a weak
ness for punctures. As frequently as
tires went flat Buck would jerk away
the offender, repair and replace it, all
without bothering to jack up the wheel.
“Puncture disease annoyed me only
once,” Buck stated, explaining a fort
night’s absence. "My last repair patch
was lost, six days ago, in an isolated
cove that is twenty-seven and one-half
miles from anywhere.
"I got stubborn. Decided to stay
there indefinitely. Finally, near starved,
I headed for home, flat tire and all.
“Don’t believe I could have held out
if I hadn’t steered into a wild cow,
down on the mountainside. The flivver
hit the cow plumb center and boosted
her into the nic. Before she landed.
I’d milked and stripped her dry. Did
it with my left hand, too,.scooping the
milk into my mouth with the right.
"When I turned the cow out to graze
again only one tire had air in it. A
rattlesnake attacked me and I jerked
off the tire, air and all, and fenced
with the snake. His hollow fangs
pierced the innertube but I held on
and as the tire flattened, the snake
swelled. He exploded, finally, and I
came home. And here I am!”
The Flying Pond
N EAR Buffalo, N. Y. t lives a farmer
who once had a pond back of his
bprn but be doesn’t have it now.
Gehrge H. Schicker tells the reason
thus:
One evening last winter the farmer
saw a flock of wild geese settle down
on his pond. He ran for his shotgun
but before he arrived at the pond it
was too dark to see the geese plainly
enough to shoot one. So he decided to
wait until morning to try to bag a
goose.
That night there was a sudden drop
In the temperature. In the cold frosty
dawn the farmer hurried out to the
barn and peered around the corner.
Sure enough, there were the geese sit
ting quietly out in the middle of the
pond. He stepped out Into the open
and raised his weapon. Immediately
the geese set up a terrific clamor. The
next moment their threshing wings
were carrying them high into the
air and with them went the farmer’s
pond—frozen solidly to their legs.
Citizens of northern New York now
look forward with dread to the com
ing of every winter. They are afraid
that a large flock of wild geese may
some time alight on Lake Ontario,
that a sudden change will freeze it
to the legs of the big birds and that
they will lose their lake just as the
farmer lost his pond. Residents of
northern Ohio are also said to lie
alarmed over the possibility that the
same thing may happen to Lake Erie.
Clothes and the Man
W HEN Walter Howey and Frank
Carson, widely known newspaper
executives, "teamed” on the Chicago
Herald and Examiner years ago, their
after-business adventures made history.
At five minutes past three one morn
ing they strolled happily on Randolph
street, having been persuaded to par
ticipate in a game of chance and prof
iting handsomely thereby.
At Clark street a ragged stranger ap
proached. Instantly, Howey peeled $20
from Ids roll and showed it to the
derelict.
"This is yours,” orated Howey. "Just
remove your clothes. Cross the street
and touch the county building.”
The unfortunate hesitated. He was
lest.
Stepping gingerly, he removed nil
hut b. v. d.’s, appraised the apparently
deserted streets, and weakened. Howey
pressed the money into ids hand. “Take
it,” said the editor. "All you gotta do
Is touch the building.”
As the victim, grabbing tbe $20,
reached the county building, Carson
yelled for the police. One of Chicago’s
finest appeared magically. "Catch him,”
screamed Carson, pointing. “That fel
low's crazy 1”
Nine seconds later the naked man,
clutching $20 tightly, turned a corner
in advance of the policeman, firing
wildly. “Think of it,” gasped Carson.
“More money than lie's seen in months,
but naked. And not even a pawnshop
open.”
The sequel, heard infrequently. Is
when Carson arrived home an hour
later his apartment was jimmied. A
complete outfit of clothing was missing.
Costlier objects were untouched.
© Western Newspaper Union.
Foods Deteriorate
In general, foods deteriorate on
ageing with varying intensity. This
Is manifested by such visible conditions
as mold, rot and loss of moisture which
is concomitant with a hardening effect.
Many times, however, this deteriora
tion can only lie detected by the change
in aroma and flavor, as with butter ami
eggs, and coffee belongs to this class.
One of the greatest causes for spoil
age In foods is the presence of oxygen.
This gas is instrumental in changing
some of the various constituents os'
foods which have an aflinity for it and
thereby alters the flavor of the entire
food. The chemical composition of
t-he toasted coffee bean is such that It
t* very easily attacked by oxygen.
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ADVENTURERS’
CLUB
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Twelve Stories Up
By FLOYD GIBBONS
Famous Headline Hunter.
G OING up! Take the next car, please! It’s an indoor aviator who’s
come to tell us his tale of woe today—Distinguished Adventur
er Edward T. McCrann, one of the best doggone elevator pilots that
ever answered a buzzer.
Ed jumps around almost as fast as that elevator he used to drive.
When I first heard from him he was living in New Haven, Conn. Two
weeks later, when I had occasion to communicate with him he had
moved to Washington, D. C.
It’s five years since Ed has run an elevator, and he still remembers
it as one of the most monotonous jobs he ever had. It was just the
same old trip, from morning to night. The same old buzzer ringing
and the same people getting on and off in the same old building in
Hartford. Only once did anything out of the ordinary occur—but Ed
admits that that occurrence relieved the job of all of its monotony
for a few minutes.
It happened about 7 o’clock on a June evening in 1929. Nearly all the
tenants were out of the building. The superintendent came up from the base
ment and started looking over the elevator. He said there might be something
wrong with it because he had heard a rasping sound in the shaft that shouldn't
have been there.
Elevator Man Goes Up on Top of His Car.
One look at the top told the story. Some workmen had been doing a job
on the inside of the shaft. They had strung a wire to furnish them with light,
and had left it behind when they finished. That wire tangled with the main
cable, way up at the top, just where the cable came out of the heavy grate
that supported the motor. The super asked Ed if he’d ride up on the top of
the elevator to the top of the shaft and unfasten that maverick wire.
Ed was just a high school kid then. He was lean and active, and
the job didn’t look any great shakes to him. He consented readily.
After all, it was something to break the monotony of that everlasting
up and down trip. The super got into the car and dropped it down
below the door level. Ed climbed on top, and up they went to the top
of the shaft, just above the twelfth story.
The super ran the car slowly as they neared the top. When it got close
enough so that Ed could reach the dangling wire he yelled, and the super
stopped the car. The car halted just even with the twelfth floor. Ed reached
up and began untangling the wire.
The superintendent opened the car door and stepped out onto the twelfth
floor. “Hey, Ed,” he called, "I’m going down the hall for a screw driver. I’ll
be right back.”
Ed yelled, "All right,” and went on with his work. The wire was
fastened a little higher than he’d thought. He grabbed the grating un
der the motor and lifted himself up.
His toes were barely touching the top of the car and he was straining his
free arm to reach the end of the wire when he heard someone enter the elevator
MCfYi.
He Clung Perilously by His Fingers to the Grating.
below him. Thinking it was the superintendent he paid no attention. He made
another lunge toward the wire—caught it
Elevator Descends; Ed Is Left Dangling at Top of Shaft.
And then, to bis consternation, the motor began to whine and the car
dropped away from under him, leaving Ed in a panic, clinging to the iron
grating with both hands.
By the time Ed’s presence of mind came back to him the elevator
was halfway down the shaft. He started to yell, but he was so close to
the motor that he'couldn’t be heard above its noise. The elevator went
clear to the bottom and stopped. The door clanged open and someone
walked out. Then everything was quiet except for Ed’s cries. What
had happened? Could it be possible that the superintendent had for
gotten all about him? Ed yelled again. The sound echoed hollowly in
the long shaft. Then silence—the dead, eerie silence of an empty build
ing. And Ed hanging by his fingers 12 stories above the ground.
"The seconds,” he says, “seemed like years. Try as I might I couldn’t get
my mind to working. It was racing like mad trying to figure a way out, but it
never found one. There just wasn’t any.
“The grating was greasy and I could feel my fingers slipping—slipping.
Suddenly I heard steps in the hall and yelled again. It was the superintendent
coming back with the tools. He must have guessed what had happened when
he heard me and saw the elevator door was closed. He yelled something to me
but I was so scared I couldn’t make out what he was saying. My fingers slipped
a little more. Then I heard him racing down the stairs.”
Superintendent and Elevator to the Rescue!
Again Ed’s fingors slipped, lie tried to hang on with one hand while he
got a fresh hold with the oilier—and almost lost his grip altogether. It seemed
like years—seemed as though he was holding on with nothing but ids finger
nails, when finally he heard the elevator start upward and knew that if he
could hang on just a moment longer he’d be safe,
“There were tears in my eyes,’’ he says, "as that car came shoot
ing up toward me. My body was covered with sweat, and I can’t say
if it way> cold sweat or hot. My hands slipped again as the car came on.
“1 didn't have the courage to look down—didn’t know how close the ele-
rator was—when at last, my clawing fingers lost their hold on the grate. I shut
my eyes as I started falling. A prayer ran through my mind and—.”
And then Ed came to a stop with a thud—safe on the top of the car,
about six feet from where be had started.
When Ed got off the top of that elevator cab he was limp as a rag.
It wasn’t until next day that he found a solution to the mystery of the
moving elevator. A doctor on the twelfth floor came out in a hurry and,
seeing the cab without an operator, ran it down himself.
He had heard Ed yell, he said, but paid no attention to it. “And if you
could feel one hundredth of the horror I felt as I hung in that dark shaft,”
says Ed, "you’d realize why I shiver just a little bit, even now, when somebody
mentions that doctor’s name.”
©—WNU Service.
Succe*s
It is said that a man can success
fully lie with Ids eyes, but not with
his mouth. The face Is such an Index
of character that the very growth of
the latter can be traced upon the for
mer, and most of the successive lines
that carve the furrowed face of age
out of the smooth outline of childhood
are engraved directly or Indirectly by
mind. There is no beautllier of the
face like a beautiful spirit. The want
of mind lowers all the powers of the
body; but so (Joes an evil and debased
mind which Is still more wonderful.
—Brian Brown.
Find Castaway
A Robinson Crusoe was discovered
by the crew of the French windjam
mer Tolosa, on Rlnca island, 100 miles
north of the Strait of Magellan, South
America. He was clothed In goat
skins and uttered guttural cries,
though he led them to a natural spring
when they Indicated they wanted wa
ter. The man appeared to be of Nor
dic stock, either Scandinavian or Ger
man. or possibly British. He is con
sidered to be a shipwrecked sailor
who has lost the. power of spech, prob
ably through never having spoken to
a soul for many years.
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If a fish bone gets caught In the
throat, suck a lemon and the juice
will quickly dissolve the bone.
* * *
Don’t keep gas stove burners
turned on full after foods begin to
boil. Turn burners down and keep
down gas bills.
* * *
Cold roast beef toughens if cooked
for any length of time in hot gravy.
It Is better to heat gravy and pour
over the meat when ready to serve.
* * »
Gelatin for fruit desserts should
be whipped until the consistency of
whipped cream, thick enough to pre
vent fruit settling to bottom of mold.
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To make frosting adhere to a cake,
dust a little flour over the top of the
cake and you will have no difficulty
in making the frosting stick.
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Soap Improves with keeping, so
when the stores offer sales of soap,
it is economy to buy a quantity of
it if you are able to store it in a
cool, dry place.
* • •
When papering a room cut off the
left-hand selvage on rolls before you
begin to paste. Leave right-band
selvage uncut. The overlapping meth
od of papering is far easier than try
ing to place two edges together.
* * •
You can’t kill plant lice with a
poison. You must dose them with
some kind of liquid that will smoth
er them to death. Kerosene emulsion
or tobacco dust will do this.
* * *
When serving lettuce be sure that
no water is on the leaves when
french dressing is added. The water
will spoil the dressing and the oil
will not adhere to the lettuce. Do
not put dressing on lettuce until It
Is to be served.
© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
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LOST LANGUAGE
IS UNEARTHED BY
YALE SCIENTIST
Discovery of a hitherto unknown
prebiblical Semitic language, reveal
ing the source of the ancient and
modern alphabets and offering a new
key to controversial passages in the
Bible, was announced by Dr. Julian
J. Obermann, visiting professor c 1
Semitic languages at Yale.
Cuneiform tablets, found at Ras
Shamra, near Antioch, in northern
Syria, disclosed the language of
Canaan, and, according to Doctor
Obermann, "are written in a new al
phabet that proves to be the oldest
known.”
He termed the find "an epoch-mak
ing discovery in the field of Semitic
antiquities and the most important
find since the Babylonian cuneiforms
have come to light.”
The tablets, lie said, were in
scribed during or before the Fif
teenth century B. C., and offer a
previously unknown link between
techniques of cuneiform writing and
the principles of alphabetic script.
The Ras Shamra tablets, he said, al
though written in cuneiform charac
ters, employ only 30 signs, using
them as alphabetic letters, whereas
other systems known consisted of
hundreds of signs representing syl
lables of ideograms.
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