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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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Teamwork
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ADAMSON’S ADVENTURES Proof Against Hole.
By O. JACOBSSON
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BACK IN ’29
“Smith is always rwmlnlsclng.
He seems to he livlnj; in the past.”
“Well, remembering how things
wore, I don’t blame him.”
QUIET
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By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
WAVfS UP Af CRACK OF PAWM UES COH-f[Mf£P-
LV B0UKCIIH6 OH BED, KAtfiiWf fwf SWiXOS
PUSHF5 BLflWKEfS OfKO FLOOR fo 6lVE HlM-
SEIV MORE ROOM FOR fJRNiKfc SOMERSAULT'S
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P,|/ES FOR PIUOW
CLIMBS OP OH HEAD OF BED AND fMROWS
^miMsElF backwards onto NmtfRESS
runs otn or ideas and simpw jumps op
aHd down, bed beoinniho fo sound as
if if Were *oiH6 fo shake apar<
IS UERV MUCH SURPRISED WHEN PARENfS
COME IN, EXPLAINING HE WAS VERV CAREFUL Not
fO S'N6 OR SHOOt SO AS NOf fo WAKE fHEM
Made a Clean Job
Little Louise had been out in the
yard investigating the wonders of na
tore and she came running in to her
mother, ali excitement. “I ate a worm,”
se.id she.
Her mother, thinking that it was
probably a case of imagination, de
cided to appeal to the child’s finer
feelings and she said: “Oh, that wasn’t
kind, was it? Just think how sad the
mamma worm felt to have her little
baby swallowed up.”
The little girl hastened to reply: “1
ate she’s mamma, too.”—Pathfinder
Magazine.
Poor Management
Sonny—Pop, do you think mother
knows much about taking care of chil
dren?
Pop—Wny, yes. what makes you ask
such a <inest ion?
Sonny—Well, she makes us kids go
to bed when we’re wide awake and
in the morning makes us get up when
we’re awfully sleepy. — Capper's
Weekly.
The Mind
Meter •
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LOWELL
HENDERSON
Bell Syndicate.—\VNU Service.
The Four-Word Test
In this test there are four words
given in each problem. Three of the
four in each case bear a definite re
lationship to one another. Crose
out the one word that does not be
long in each problem.
1. One, two, three, fourth.
2. Mark Twain, Kate Douglas Wig
gins, Tames Whistler, Kathleee
Norris.
3. Richmond, Olympia, San Fran
cisco, Salem.
4. Dick Bartell, Jack Medica, Mar
vin Owen, Johnny Babich.
5. Gerald P. Nye, Wright Patman,
Arthur Capper, Theodore G. Bilbo.
G. Martin Van Bnren, Chester A.
Arthur, Benjamin Harrison, Andrew
Johnson.
7. Catholic, Baptist, Nazi, Episco
palian.
8. Pear, tomato, orange, potato.
9. FERA, FDJC, BPOE, FACA.
10. Jofyn J. Pershing, Ferdinand
Foch, Erich Ludendorff, Douglas
Haig.
Answers
1. Fourth.
2. James Whistler.
3. San Francisco,
4. Jack Medica.
fi. Wright Patman.
6. Martin Van Buren.
7. Nazi.
8. Potato.
0. BPOE.
10. Erich Ludendorff.
Interested in His Work
George Everage of Albuquerque,
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came numb with cold. So imagine
his surprise—he told hospital nurses
—when he glanced down and discov
ered he had sawed off two fingers. —
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