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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 9, 1936
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THIS WEEK
More Years, More Cares
Monkeys and Yellow Fever
The King Sees Poverty
Ancient Koran Found
The French have a saying, referring
to a man’s age, “One year more, one
care more”—Un an
de plus, un soin de
plus.
European nations
might take for their
motto, ‘‘One treaty
more, one more dan
ger of war.”
Italy, Austria,
Hungary have a
three-power treaty
under which Italy
guarantees Aus
trian independence,
against any attempt
by Germany to ab
sorb Austria, for
Arthur Briabane instance. There is
possible cause for war if any cause
were lacking.
Sao Paulo, Brazil, worries about re
ports brought by health officers from
the forests of the upper Sorocabana
area. In that region, where mosqui
toes are thick, explorers frequently
aaw ‘‘monkeys with high fevers” drop
out of trees and die, dozens of them,
yictims of yellow fever.
Fortunately for Brazil cities, the
Jungle mosquito that bites monkeys and
gives them yellow fever keeps away
from cities. The fight against disease
bearing mosquitoes and rats would
keep men busy, if they were not busy
already killing each other in war.
Edward VIII, new king of England,
visited the magnificently luxurious
ocean steamer Queen Mary in Glasgow,
then went from house to house, knock
ing on doors, visiting some of the worst
alum dwellings in all his kingdom.
Later, talking to Lord Melchett, the
king put the problem of England, this
country and the whole world In these
few words:
“How do you reconcile a world that
has produced this mighty ship with
the slums we have just visited?”
A marvelously illustrated ancient
manuscript of the Koran, found in a
shop of an antiquity dealer of Cairo,
Egypt, was bought for fifty pounds.
Heaven knows how many thousands of
pounds it is actually worth.
The Koran is said to have been writ
ten by a highly educated Jew, who
suggested ideas to Mohammed, the lat
ter being unable to write.
It is possible, however, that angels,
supposed to have revealed divine truth
to Mohammed, also taught him to
write. „
Good news for tree growers, fruit
trees or others. You may get rid of
Insect pests by hammering the trunks
of trees wilh a riveting machine, such
as is used in drfVing rivets in city
skyscrapers. *
A California inventor patented the
process. This writer proposes to try
it In a New Jersey orchard at the
earliest possible moment The rivet
ing is said to loosen insect pests, after
which It is easy to wash them off
with a strong spray of water, no chem
icals needed. To save the tree from
injury, it Is probably desirable to put
several thicknesses of old automobile
tires or tubes between the bark and
che riveting machine.
There is plenty of money In this
country, billions of it, Jesse Jones will
tell you, but it is not circulating, as
unhealthy for money In a country as
for blood in your veins.
You know the strange, perhaps true,
story of a man who unwittingly passed
• counterfeit $10 bill. It went through
the hands of ten Individuals, paid
for $100 worth of goods, and came back
to the man who originally passed it
He Identified and destroyed it
One hundred dollars’ worth of debts
bad been paid, nobody was any the
worse. Money is a queer thing.
Do not give “living toys” to your chil
dren for Easter presents. Many par
ents and friends thoughtlessly give
children helpless living creatures, eas
ily hurt—live chicks, or newly hatched
ducklings.
The helpless creatures are roughly
treated, mutilated, fortunate if they
happen to be promptly killed, by chil
dren that know no better.
Doctor Townsend promises $200 a
month to everybody past sixty. That
would cost twenty-four thousand mil
lion dollars a year, Congressmen
know it can’t be done, but do not dare
•ay so Individually. •
•fowrsend clubs have organized mil
lions of votes. The $200-a-month
prpjmlse made that easy. Congress-
do not want those votes cast
sunst them as individuals.
jiftie hard working. Intelligent Swigs
Bajt)on is said to be disturbed by the
prbSpect of another war as by none
©tier.
Every Swiss under fifty Mg armed,
trained and ready. Even in the big
wair notMMly tried to invade Switzer
land—too much hard climbing, and
the conqueror would not know how to
run the hotels, even if he acquired,
them.
The Immediate business of this coun
try is to find some way of controlling
flood waters—probably not impossible
9 Ktn* Feature* Syndicate, Inc.
WNU Service.
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By Edwstrd W. Pickard
© Western Newspaper Union
M. Flandin
Flandin Calls on Germany
for a Showdown
P IEK RE-ETIENNE FLANDIN,
French foreign minister, speaking
at Vezelay, demanded in the name of
his government that Adolf Hitler lay
his cards on the table,
and intimated that un-
less Germany gives
concrete proof of no
aggressive intentions
in central or western
Europe, France will
decline to negotiate
further with the reich
and will prepare for
war. Flandin made it
clear that France will
stand firmly with her
allies, the little en
tente and Russia. Said he:
“The Fuehrer says Germany does
not want to take anything from any
body, but he already had said that af
ter the Saar plebiscite. He then also
reaffirmed the Locarno treaty, which
since has been repudiated. In the name
of the integral sovereignty of the Ger
man people, does the Fuehrer intend,
when he thinks the moment favorable,
to bring up the Danzig question?
“When he proposes a nonaggression
pact with Lithuania does he accept
definitely the status of Memel or is
he just stalling for time to prepare
new deeds of force in violation of
treaties?
“If Germany Intends to assert her
right to possess and exploit colonies,
what colonies is she going to claim?
“Is it not significant that at the mo
ment Hitler launches his peace appeal,
Nazi propaganda is redoubling in Aus
tria, Danish Schleswig, Polish Silesia,
among the German minority in Czecho
slovakia, and even in German Switzer
land?
“Yes or no, does Hitler renounce
annexation and even full absorption of
the populations of these territories into
the reich, or does he proclaim that
these are Internal affairs of the Ger
man people in which he does not in
tend to let other nations meddle?
“If the latter case be the truth, then
we understand why Germany is rearm
ing at a record pace.”
Germany Almost Solidly
Supports Hitler
G ERMANY’S men and women to
the number of 44,389,140 declared
by their votes in the reichstag elections
that they supported the policies of Hit
ler. Only 542,898 had the nerve to vote
against the reichsfuebrer, and a still
smaller fraction refused to go to the
polls. Among the latter were the for
mer Crown Prince Ruprecbt of Bavaria
and his wife.*
Hitler’s victory was thus extraor
dinarily complete, and the Nazis cele
brated it with wild rejoicings In Berlin
and other cities. It was the culmina
tion of a three years’ campaign in
which the leaders sought to persuade
the population of the reich that only
Hitler could save the country from
great danger. According to Berlin cor
respondents, there was a difference of
opinion there as to the influence the
triumph would have on the fuehrer.
Some said It would stiffen his back and
induce him to ride roughshod over the
powers which objected to his scrapping
of the Locarno pact. Others said the
election would make him feel so strong
he would be willing to make a conces
sion to his neighbors in an effort to
help establish “the new order In Eu
rope” to which he referred so frequent
ly in his election speeches.
The new reichstag will be the largest
in history, having about 740 members.
Most of them will be officials of the
Nazi party.
For the first time in the history of
aviation a polling booth was estab
lished in the air. It was aboard the
new dirigible Von Hindenburg, whose
104 passengers and crew voted solidly
for Hitler. The Hindenburg and the
Graf Zeppelin cruised over the Saar
and the Rhineland all day long.
Japan Expects Trouble
With Soviet Russia
T HOUGH Koki llirota, the new Jap
anese premier, said a few days ago
that while he was In office there would
be no war, it is evident his government
really is looking for
serious trouble with
Russia. This feeling is
expressed by E i J i
Amau. spokesman for
the Tokyo foreign of
fice. Who'said: “Japan
must prefHire for Sov
iet aggression."
Recent activities 1 In
dicate the Reds are
availing themselves of
the critical situation
which developed after
ti.e recent military revolt in Tokyo and
are increasing the strength of their
troops along the Munchukuan border.’’
Amau said the “recent Soviet policy
lias been to fire on any persons near
tbe border.” He said he regards this
a rather strange behavior on the part
of a “friendly neighbor" He said I’re
nder llirota had protested the alleged
action to K. K. Vurenev, Russian am
hnssador to Japan.
Almost every day there are reports
of clashes on the Mongolian border.
Eiji Amau
each side blaming the other as aggres
sors. The Outer Mongolian government,
reinforced by conclusion of its mutual
assistance pjyt with Soviet Russia, dis
patched a note to the Japanese-spon
sored state of Manchukuo, declaring
its readiness to resist any invasion.
Italian Bombers Wreck
Second Ethiopian City
M USSOLINI’S air bombers were
busy again in Ethiopia, virtually
ruining Harar, second city of that
country, with a downpour of explosives.
Most of the populace had fled when
scouting planes gave a warning of
what was to come, so the casualties
were few. An official telephone mes
sage from Harar to Addis Ababa said
fifteen incendiary bombs struck the
Egyptian Red Cross hospital and oth
ers hit the Ethiopian Red Cross hos
pital.
A French mission, the French con
sulate, the Ethiopian radio station and
prison all were reported officially to
have been ruined.
The attack on Harar, coupled with
a heavy bombardment of Jijiga, fifty
miles east of Harar and a center of
Ethiopia’s southern defenses, raised
native fears in Addis Ababa that the
capital itself might be the next target
Government in Business
Decried by Committee
A CCORDING to the committee on
government competition with
private enterprise, whose report has
been made to the President, that prac
tice is wholly destructive except in
situations where the public welfare
can only thus be served. “The govern
ment’s function,” the report said, “is
to protect economic activities of its
citizens and not to supplant them.”
The committee unanimously agreed
that only under the following condi
tions Is the government Justified in
entering into competition with private
enterprise:
1. When required to assure adequate
preparation for. and creation of, the
facilities for national defense.
2. For the conservation of natural
resources.
3. When private enterprise fails to
conduct needed scientific research and
exploratory activities to advance in
dustrial development, or in the inter
est of public health and safety.
4. When private enterprise fails to
render a service necessary for the gen
eral welfare.
Secretary
Perkins
Alien Deportation Bill
Reported to Senate
D ESPITE vigorous opposition, which
will reappear on the floor of the
senate, the senate committee on immi
gration and naturalization reported fa
vorably the Kerr-Cool-
Idge alien deportation
bill, which Secretary
Perkins has been try
ing -to get through
congress for three
years. It will give her
and two other mem
bers of an interde
partmental board dis
cretionary power to
harbor radical and
even criminal aliens,
otherwise deportable,
in this country. The*
same bill recently was reported favor
ably by the bouse committee.
Pending action by congress on the
measure. Secretary Perkins has been
bolding up the deportation of some
2,800 aliens mandatorily deportable un
der existing law, contending that they
are “hardship cases." Some are radi
cals. some have criminal records, and
others entered the country illegally.
By “hardship cases” Secretary Perkins
means that they would be separated
from family ties or put to some other
inconvenience.
Senator Robert R. Reynolds of North
Carolina. Democrat, not long ago at
tacked the action of Secretary Perkins
in holding up the deportations and de
nounced the pending bill as a “sham
and a mockery” and a subterfuge to
shield all kinds of radicals, criminals,
and dependents unlawfully in this
country.
Secretary Perkins refused to pro
duce information respecting the 2,800
“hardship” cases until Reynolds intro
duced a senate resolution, whereupon
she permitted him to examine the
records.
Third Party Is Favored
by Farmer-Laborites
C'ORMATION of a third national
F party was suggested in a resolution
adopted by 'the Farmer Labor party
convention at St Paul, Minn., and the
delegates noisily welcomed the hint
that Gov. Floyd B. Olson of Minnesota
might be its Presidential candidate in
1940. Just now Mr. Olson Is after a
seat in the senate. The resolution was
adopted by a vote of 3U8V& to 250% al
though several leaders pleaded that
the move be put off for four years.
Governor Olson said privately that
in his opinion the resolution could do
no harm since it does not commit the
liberals to putting a national ticket in
the field tills year. Neither does It
authorize formation such a ticket
unless a second convention convenes
and ratifies any action a proposed “ex
ploratory conference" may take.
what
thinks
.about:
Irvin S. Cobb
Racial Hatred.
B everly hills, calif.
—It may be old to you, but
it’s new out here:
Small Prussian town turns out
for traveling circus. Ferocious
lion escapes; villagers flee madly.
Sinewy stranger grapples, single-
handed, with ravening brute; twists its
jaws, hammers Its nose, boots it back
Into cage.
Entire community starts jubilation
—flags flying, bands playing, burgo
master puts on his
high hat, special train
arranged for rushing
the hero to Berlin to
be decorated by Herr
Hitler as reincarna
tion of ancient Nor
dic demigods, typifying
spirit of old German
stocks—all that sort
of thing.
Suddenly hideous
discovery is made that
stranger's background
is not Teutonic, the
family name being Ginsberg. Celebra
tion called off; flags furled, bands
sneak home, special train canceled,
burgomaster has apoplexy.
And next day the local paper comes
out with scathing article under the
headline, “Jew Attacks Defenseless
Lion.”
• • *
Criminal Lawyers.
W E’RE a funny people. Did we read
where, in some far-off country,
men who had access to zoos picked
the locks on the cages and freed the
man-eating tigers and the blood-
thirstiest wolves and the deadliest
poison snakes to go forth and kill
again, we’d marvel at a land which
endured such a thing.
But when in our own land criminal
lawyers truthfully boast that, of all
the individuals charged with delib
erate murder whom they have defend
ed, no single one ever went to noose
or chair, and that ever so many more
were, by their skill, saved from the
prisons where we are supposed to pen
our human tigers and wolves and
snakes, we give these geniuses our ad
miration and much free advertising,
and young lawyers crave to follow in
their Illustrious footprints.
We are indeed a funny people—so
funny It’s hard' to decide whether we
should laugh at ourselves—or weep.
• * *
Husbands and Wives.
L OTS of matrimony in the news,
now that marriage, instead of be
ing a contract, is a ninety-day option.
A Pittsburgh gentleman gets fined
for dunking his lady’s face in a sim
mering beef stew. That’s no way to
treat a lady. Or a beef stew. Take
the average lady, and would you care
for a beef stew flavored with lipstick,
eyebrow pencil, mascara, cold cream,
hair dye and three kinds of paint?
A gentleman who’s president of the
—take a deep breath—American Crea
tive League of Harmony and Music
Students, declares if ill-suited couples
learn the guitar happiness would re
turn, the guitar, he states, being the
most romantic instrument there is.
But once, in vaudeville. I saw a
peevish helpmate crown friend hus
band with an inlaid guitar, and it
didn’t seem to do him any real good.
* * *
Slowing Up Youth.
O BVIOUSLY it’s too late to save Ihe
confirmed speed-maniacs, among
the adult population. They won’t be
with us long, anyhow, and will be
missed by but few, if any. Every time
one of these madmen whizzes past, I
find myself saying to the back of his
neck, “Well, brother, glad to have this
glimpse at you. Probably I’ll not he
seeing you again unless I should*drop
in at the morgue the day you airive.”
But maybe we might help to insure
the oncoming generations by inaugu
rating a definite course of juvenile ed
ucation. Let’s start with the babies;
let’s make it a fixed and required ritual
in every kindergarten, every public or
private parochial school—yes, every
Sunday senool, every Boy Scout camp
and at every girl's campfire; every
place where youngsters are gathered.
Over and over again, let’s pound it into
them that reckless driving'Is neither
gallant nor smart nor sporting, but
that it is stupid and criminal and
vicious and murderous.
* • •
Desolation of Floods.
T HE first time we went to Venice
my Wife looked across the Grand
canal and said:
“Did you ever see any tiling like it?"
And, trying to be funny, I said: “Ab
solutely. looks just like South Third
street did during the big rise of 1913.
ff right now a fellow in a skiff should
come rowing up to tills window to col
lect the water-rent. I’d swear I was
back home."
That seemed a sorry joke as I read
of a monstrous yellow torrent sweep
ing down on the beleaguered lowlands
where my people have lived for nearly
a century and a half, bringing ruin on
its crest and desolation in its wake.
Surely nature has been pitiless this
last year—drouths and dust-storms;
forest fires and smnkepalls; blizzards
and icepacks; and now these cruel
floods. Still, amid the afflictions, one
consoling thought gleams like a star:
congress will adjourn pretty soon.
IRVIN S. COBB.
Copyright.—W NU Service.
TALL TALES
PlJ
As Told to:
FRANK E. HAGAN and
ELMO SCOTT WATSON
The Double Tragedy
A FEW years ago a group of forty
Chicago and Milwaukee newspa
per men were guests of the Milwau
kee railroad and Rocky Wolfe, now a
widely known radio sport commenta
tor, on a week-end outing in Mani-
towish, Wis.
Among the extraordinary sights of
the resort town were live porcupines
strolling about a nine-hole golf course
played by the scribes and a mothei
hawk, whose broad back and spreai
wings were used by three baby hawk:
as a landing stage, high above ground?
A dormant appreciation of Nature
having been awakened in the minds
of the visiting city folks, they were
treated by Wolfe to the prize story of
the vicinity.
A Manitowish hunter, according to
Rocky, reported that he had shot a fox
which had a dead porcupine in its
mouth. The fox was already dead when
shot* for the spines of the porcupine
had killed it.
It was learned later. Rocky averred,
that the porcupine had been a pet
which earned a living by carrying
fruit on its back from its owner’s
orchard to the cider mill.
“And I am ashamed to report, gen
tlemen,” Wolfe concluded, “that both
animals were intoxicated when the
double tragedy occurred.”
The Colorado Cinder Beetle
W HEN the Santa Fe railroad was
built into Colorado, its coming
brought rejoicing to the residents of
the rich Arkansas River valley. It
meant an outlet for their crops and
prosperity. But that lasted only a
little while. Then disaster swept
down upon tlhem.
Every night a large section of the
roadbed disappeared. Something was
taking away the cinder ballast. Train
schedules were disrupted and there
were endless delays until the damage
could be repaired. In several cases
freight trains were wrecked or de
railed.
Santa Fe officials were frantic, for
no one could discover what was car
rying away the ballast. Finally a
newspaper man, Charley Blakesley of
the Kansas City Star, suggested that
possibly the Colorado cinder beetle
was eating up the ballast and his sur
mise proved correct.
How to check the ravages of the in
sects was the next problem. That wus
solved when it was discovered that
the cinders used for ballast were from
soft coal. So hard coal cinders were
substituted and the cinder beetles
broke their jaws trying to eat them.
For some time, it is said, passengers
on the Santa Fe were kept awake at
nights by the cinder beetles scream
ing with the pain of their broken jaws.
So the railroad speeded up the sched
ules of their passenger trains. They
now went so fast that the passengers
heard the moaning of the broken-
jawed cinder beetles merged into a
symphony of sound, like the rustle of
wind through pine trees, that quickly
lulled them to sleep.
When a hardier race of cinder
beetles developed with jaws capable
of eating hard coal cinders, the Santa
Fe was ready for them. They began
using crushed rock and since that tim-i
have had no trouble with the little
pests.
if
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11 did, for they hare said so.”
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T HE visitor from Georgia motoring
through the Berkshires of Massachu
setts looked rather scornfully at the
crops in the fields along the road.
“Why, I don't see any melons up
here,” he said to the farmer leaning
on the fence. “Can't you raise them?”
“No, we don't seem to have any
luck with melons," replied the Yankee.
“I tried to raise some a while back-
tried it year after year, but I couldn’t
ever get a good crop somehow. The
trouble was that the soil was Just too
rich for ’em.
“I’d plant my seeds, the vines would
start growing, the blossoms would
come out, and then they’d set and
the melons would begin to form. Then
the sun would get hotter and the
nights would sprinkle our Berkshire
dew on ’em. And that dew, I tell you,
acts like magic, it makes things grow
so. But I never could get any melons,
though.”
“Is that so?” exclaimed the South
erner, “Why couldn’t you?”
“Well, I tell you,” answered the
son of the Berkshires. “Those vines
just naturally grew so fast they
dragged the melons all over the field.
They just plumb wore ’em out before
they had a chance to get ripe. So I
just had to give up tryin’ to raise
melons.”
© Western Newspaper Union.
“Marine Store Dealer”
When a sailing ship came into port
in the old days a man used to go
aboard and bid for the old sails that
had been torn by rr^ical storms. He
was also given odd lengths of rop** and
all the Junk accumulated during a
voyage of many months. “Marine store
dealer” was the man’s title, and he
dealt with ships which sailed the
Seven seas. Later there was little
for the marine store dealer to do—the
big shipping lines managed their own
affairs. As his trade with ships went,
the dealer started to buy rags, old bot
tles and the like from houses in sea
port towns. Now lie has become the
unromantic rag-and-bone man—though
still his otticial name is marine »tor«
dealer.—Pearson's Weekly.
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