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CLEMSON COLLEGE
The A. & M. College of S. C.
SCHOLARSHIP EXAMINATIONS
All Counties July 8, 1932
Vacancies to be filled by compet
itive examinations held by County
Superintendents of Education be
ginning at 9 a, m., July 8, 1932.
Scholarships are availbale to legal
residents of South Carolina only
and are awarded by the State
Board of Education on recommend
ation of Clemson College based on
examination and parent’s or guard
ian’s Inability to pay as reported by
the South Carolina Tax Commis
sion. Scholarship students may
take any one of the 9 courses in
Agriculture. One Textile Scholar
ship may be allotted to each coun
ty. Holder may take any one of the
5 textile courses. Scholarships are
worth $100 per year and free tui
tion.
Vacancies not filled by Counties
may be state-at-large appoint
ments for one year from other
counties.
Probable number of vacancies
1932-33 by counties is as follows:
Abbeville 0, Aiken 1, Allendale 1,
Anderson 1, Bamberg 1, Barnwell 2,
Beaufort 1, Berkeley 2*, Calhoun
1*, Charleston 2, Cherokee 2*, Ches
ter 1*, Chesterfield 3*, Clarendon
3*, Colleton 3*, Darlington 1*, Dil
lon 3*, Dorchester 2*, Edgefield 1,
Fairfield 2*, Florence 3*, George
town 3*, Greenville 2, Greenwood
3, Hampton 0, Horry 1*, Jdsper 1*,
Kershaw 1, Lancaster 3, Laurens 1,
Lee 1*. Lexington 3*, McCormick 0,
Marion 0, Marlboro 1, Newberry 4
Oconee 1, Orangeburg 0, Pickens 1*,
Richland 6*, Saluda 2*, Spartan
burg 5, Sumter 1, Union 1*, Will
iamsburg 3*, York 1. '(’’'Indicates
one Textile vacancy in this
County.)
Those desiring scholarship appli
cation blanks or other information
' should write THE REGISTRAR,
Clemson College, S. C.
f NOSEY NORA
MASTER’S SALE
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
County of McCormick,
Court of Common Pleas.
THE FIRST CAROLINA JOINT
STOCK LAND BANK OF CO
LUMBIA, A CORPORATION,
against
MARTHA THOMAS, ET AL.
Pursuant to judgment of the
Court and a decree of sale in the
above entitled cause, I will sell at
public auction on Salesday in July,
1932 (the same being the 4th day
of July, 1932), in front of the Court
House Door, in the City of McCor
mick, County and State aforesaid,
during the legal hours of sale, on
terms specified below, the follow
ing described real estate, to wit:
All that tract or plantation of
land situate, lying and being in the
County of McCormick, State of
South Carolina, containing Ninety-
Eight and . Seventy-Four One
Hundredths (98.74) Acres, more or
less, situate, lying and being on the
Public Road known as the “Post
Road” about one mile Northwest
from the Town of McCormick, in
Bordeaux Township, County of Mc
Cormick, State of South Carolina,
and being bounded on the North by
lands of Mrs. J. M. Belcher, on the
East by lands of G. H. McCain,
lands of McCormick Land and
Lumber Company; on the South by
Reeky Creek, and on the West by
lands of R. L. Smith. This being
the same land as was acquired by
the said Henry Thomas by the fol
lowing deeds:
Deed of J. B. Dawson dated Jan
uary 2, 1917, and recorded in Deed
Book 2, page 89, in the Clerk’s Of
fice, McCormick, South Carolina;
Deed of Marion Dom dated Jan
uary 9, 1917, and recorded in Deed
Book 2, at page 25, recorded in the
Clerk’s Office McCormick County.
South Carolina, Deed of McCormick
T.»nri and Lumber Company dated
November 18, 1919, and recorded in
Deed Book 1, page 463, Clerk’s Of
fice, McCormick, South Carolina.
Terms of Sale: Cash. Purchaser
to pay for papers and stamps.
L. G. BELL,
Master.
Eyes exauni
ed. Spectacles
Eye Glasses,
Artificial Eyes fitted without
Drugs, Drops or Danger.
DR. HENRY J. GODIN
Optometristi
g5b Broad Street A utrust*. <•»
FOR SALE—Sweet Potato, Tomato,
Cabbage and Onion Plants, 75c
per 1000. 5000 lots, 60c per 1000.
All leading varieties. Prompt
; shipment. Dorris Plant Co.,
Valdosta, Ga.
;; By DOROTHY DOUGLAS
<© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate. >
(WNU Service)
N ORA had always been what the
family vulgarly called •‘nosey.”
She always \^jndered what the people
at tables round about her were eating
and what shoppers had in their
numerous bundles. She even surmised
at sight of trunks and suitcases just
what their contents might, he.
Nora didn’t mind being kidded about
)K?r curiosity.
"It's a perfectly harmless amuse
ment,” she always said. "And I get
heaps of fun out of it.”
“You should he a detective instead
of an editor,” some of her friends told
her.
So In order to be nearer her editorial
chair Nora took a small apartment in
an old house down town.
There were two rooms on the sec
ond floor with a large dressing room
connecting them and Nora had scarce
ly decided on them when she fell to
wondering if there was anything in the
cupboards that lined the wall above
tbc ample wardrobes. They were so
high that she figured she would have
to climb on a table top if she were to
. make use of them. Soon after she
had settled in her new quarters she
climhed up on her small kitchen table
to pull open the old mahogany door.
“Humph!” she commented, "there’s
not much here. The former tenant
took everything along—fine place’ to
put away winter curtains and coats
and hats. What ho! I believe I’ve
discovered somethir She strfiined
on tiptoe and dislodged a panel of
wood that had made the cupboard a
few inches more shallow than its
mates. Nora was getting excited.
She dislodged the panel and exclaimed
with surprise.
The little compartment so carefully
concealed was tilled with papers and a
diary. Nora sat down on the edge of
the table, her feet swinging animated
ly. her eyes swiftly scanning the pages
of the diary.
“Well, of all things!” she exploded,
“this is some poor struggling writer’s
farewell to a career and oh!—how
broken hearted he is.” She reread
portions, "With the sealing up of
this panel I am hiding away all that
makes life wonderful—my soul and all
the best of me is here—the rest is go
ing into n world of business and a hunt
for the filthy lucre that enables one
to live and—marry. I am doing it for
Amy—I. regret she could not give me
a longer trial at writing. I know I
should have won out. However, there
seems to be penalties attached to lov
ing so—good-by—fair dreams.” A tear
splashed down on the diary and Nora
dabbed her nose with her handker
chief. She jumped up swiftly and
hauled down a lot of the manuscripts
packed in the cupboard.
For a long time Nora read the
stories. When she had finished about
a dozen she went down to the house
keeper and made inquiry as to the pre
vious tenants In her room. She got
much information. Suflicient anyway
to make her fling herself into her coat
and hut and take the subway up to
Seventy-second street.
It was about seven in the evening
as she made her way to a most re
spectable hoarding house and asked if
Mr. Tom Webber still lived there.
“Is lie in nt present?” asked Nora,
jind being told to have a seat in the
reception room she waited.
She glanced up when a sort of mis
erable looking young man came ques-
tioningly toward her. She told him
straight off that she wished to talk
with him ahput some stories and diary
that she had found in her studio.
The light that swept suddenly over
Webber’s face brought a swift lump to
Nora’s throat. He was transformed
from Ids misery Into'radiant life and
Interest. He sat down close beside
Nora.
“Mr. Webber,” said Nora severely,
“you are a very wicked and very weak
young man.” ,
Webber had not expected anything
like this and he looked his surprise.
“Worse!” continued Nora. “You
have deliberately tried to strangle a
brain child—to cast it off for the sake
of some woman. You should be thor
oughly ashamed of yourself—to have
knuckled down to a paltry money
making position when you have a won
derful gift.’!
Webber gasped, then laughed the first
hearty laugh he had felt since leaving
his old studio. ."There must he lots
to tell me,” he said swiftly and eager
ly, “won’t you come out to some quiet
place with me for dinner? I’m so fed
up with this conventional boarding
house with Its three square meals a
day that I feel I will bust—if I don’t
get out.”
Nora laughed in complete sympathy
and wondered how a tine manly man
like Tom Webber had ever let himself
be stepped on by some female. “Love,”
she thought, “is a funny thing.”
“A good idea,” Nora said, “so get
your hat. I can hardly wait to tell
you how good your stories are.”
Webber snatched both her hands in
his and gave them a squeeze that hurt
before dashing upstairs three at a
time for his hat.
“You will be a very large, red feath
er In my editorial cap,” she told him
later. “I am annoyed that you never
tried my magazine—with any of your
stories.”
“I didn’t dare aspire so high—1
thought you only took good names,” he
said modestly.
“Only good stories,” said Nora, and
when she saw the look In Webber’s
eyes, that was all for her. she knew
that for once her nosiuess had led her
into real romance.
NOBODY
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Mrs. John Allen Rawlins, while mak
ing a neighborhood survey in New Or
leans, called on Mandy Johnson, who
said she “tuk in washin’.”
“Anyone else in the house, Mandy?”
“No, ma’am; ’cept Mose Jackson.”
“Where was he born?”
“Punno, lady.”
“How old is be?’ 7
“1 ain’t neber heard him say.”
“Where does he work?”
“Dunno if lie works nowhere. Fact
is, I doun know nothin’ about Uat
nigger.” ■
"Is he a hoarder?”
“Lor, no, lady,” laughed Mandy.
“Mose ain't no boarder. He's jes mail
husband.”—Los Angeles Times*
The Best Policy
The young insurance agent had
gone out with a prospective client
for a round of golf, and could do no
better than an approximate UG.
"Rut you've not been playing any
thing like your usual game,” sug
gested ills opponent.
"Ob, yes,” replied the agent, “this
is my usual gqme.”
“Well! Bring round that proposal
tomorrow morning and I’ll sign it.
You may be no golfer, but you are
at least an honest man!”—Tit-Bits.
Ccnvcrs&tlcnal Diplomacy
"Who is your favorite composer?”
“Wagner,” replied Mr. Cumrox.
“You must be a student of music!”
“No. I mention Wagner for the
sake of relieving myself of conversa
tional strain. If the other man doesn’t
like Wagner, he won’t want to hear
me say another word.”
"And if lie does?”
"He’ll want to do all the talking
himself.”—Washington Star.
Foot Longings
“Speaking about the odd way chil
dren have of expressing themselves,”
writes E. A. S., "this is reported of a
little girl who accompanied her
mother to a department store.
’Mother,’ she said, ‘while you were
looking at a dress, I.saw a pair of
shoes that just made my feet
water.’ ”—Boston Transcript.
ILLUMINATED ADDRESS
"How did you like the address of
the president of the gas company?”
"Excellent—full of illuminating re
marks.”
All That Was Necessary
Lady—1 want to buy a radio on the
installment plum
Oeaier—Can you give any refer
ences?
Lady—Yes, indeed. The last dealer
we bought one from will be glad to
tell you that there wasn’t a single
scratch on the cabinet when he took
it back I
Everything Else Bad
Said n playwright to a critic, "I see
from your criticism that you do not
think the title tits my play.”
“Yes,” said the critic.
"But 1 thought it an excellent title,”
protested the writer.
"So do I," replied the critic. “But
why spoil it?”—Stray Stories.
An Orator Anticipated
"The power of the press is very
great,” remarked the ready made phi
losopher.
"Yes,” replied Senator Sorghum. "It
has interfered with my prospects con
siderably. All the good stories get into
print before I have a chance to tell
them to my constituents.”
In a Bad Spot
. Lawyer—You say your wife has re
ceived a letter informing her of some
misdeed in your past. Perhaps the
best thing would be to confess.
Client—I would, but I don’t know
what to confess. She won’t let me
see the letter.
FIT TO SQUEEZE
Apple—Doesn’t Miss Lemon look
charming?
Orange—Yes, she does, I just feel
like squeezing her!
Grim Humor
Patience—I adore bridge! I could
play bridge in my sleep.
Partner (grimly)—Apparently you
do.—Tit-Bits.
Now It Can Be Told
Arab Guide—Do you know the cause
of burning sands?
American Tourist (absently)—Too
mijcL tire under the spinach.
WORLDLY WORLD
II. G. Wells said in an Interview in
New York:
“The world grows more worldly
every day. At a reception in London
recently a young mnn nodded toward
a distinguished-looking old t'oUo'w and
said:
"‘Talk about unhappy families!
That poor chap’s oldest son is a luna
tic, his second son is an artist, and
ins youngster has just married for
love.’ ”—Springfield Union;
Rather Short
The circus proprietor wanted to en
gage a dwarf for exhibition purposes,
and an agent assured him that he
could put him in touch with the very
man.
“And you’re sure lie’s a real midg
et?” asked the showman.
"Real midget, my boy!” exclaimed
the agent. "Why, he’s so short that
every time his feet ache lie thinks
he’s got neuralgia!”
AN IMPEDIMENT
"What,* you can’t indulge in free
speech in this country?”
“N-n-no—I s-s-stammer.”
No Wonder
The young wife was heartbroken.
“What’s the matter?” asked a friend.
"Oh, my husband is so absent-mind
ed. After breakfast be left a tip on
the table, and when I handed him ids
hat he handed me another tip.”
“Well, that’s nothing to worry about.
It’s just force of habit.”
“That's what worries me. He kissed
me when I gave him ids coat.”
Critical Development
“The people have become more high
ly educated,” remarked the natural-
born unofficial observer.
“No doubt of that,” agreed Senator
Sorghum. “Out home they’re getting
so much literary culture that it keeps
me so busy watching my grammar that
I scarcely have time to think up any
ideas.”
Whole Mess of ’Em
Small Bolide, together with his
mother and his three grandmothers,
attended a social in a nearby town. In
response to bis father’s inquiry as to
who accompanied them to the social
he replied:
"Oh, just a mess of grandmas,
daddy.’’
Before and After
Flintrazor (the barber)—Just trim
the ends, I s’pose? I remember you
sai'i your bride liked to toy with your
crisp curls.
Bonescrapper (the bridegroom) —
That was before we were married.
Clip it close to the scalp, so she can’t
get a grip on it.
TO BE EXPECTED
First Bottle—I was sorry to hear
of your poor brother’s untimely end.
What happened to him?
Second Bottle—The poor fellow fell
down and broke bis neck!
Equipment
They were kidding a policewoman,
asking her if she carried her re
volver in her handbag.
"I don’t carry a revolver at ail.”
she declared. "I do carry some pow
der.”
Truth Will Out
Mrs. A.—My husband has no idea
what I go through when he snores.
Mrs. B.—Mine never misses b’^s
small change, either.
A Truth in Jest
"Holiday motorists aren’t a worry
ing crowd.”
"No, they seldom cross a bridge un
til a long time after they come to it.”
No Hairpins
Perkins—Hello! Buying pipe clean
ers, eh?
Jerkins—Yeh! My wife still is
wearing a boyish bob.
Had No Notice
He—You are always wishing for
what you haven’t got.
She—Well, what else can one wish
for?
Not Important
Auctioneer—Did you hid r>0 cents
or $50?
The Bidder—It doesn’t matter. I
haven’t got cither sum.
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