McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 13, 1931, Image 3
Thursday, August 13, 1931
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'tion of dramatic sequence, saved
Rowena for the last. Rowena was
THE RUMBLE
Copyright 1931 by *he Author
(BT ETHEL HUESTON)
FIRST INSTALLMENT
’The whole trouble "ay with Peter.
—Peter Blande.—He was the fly in
the ointment, the blot on the es
cutcheon, the carbon knock in the
motor. Things lust couldn’t ;:>03-
ribly have worked out :nore to
Rowena’s fancy, except for the
persistent presence of Peter. And
there was absolutely no hope of
Retting rid of him—lie was too
clecply mixed up ?n overything.
To tell the truth, it was Peter’s
project in the first place. Rowena
lierself only got into it at the/last
minute in answer to an advertise
ment in the morning paper. It was
Peter who put the ad in.
Peter was a commercial artist,
one of those thrice unfortunates
wtth a soul for art, a talent for
paint and a need for more ready
money. He spent his days paint
ing trees, rocks and running
brobks, dotted here and there with
pretty girls, Algonquin angles and
Brft&dway golfers, as a background
for the Rackruff Roadster, 1931
model, comprising fully half the
^picture.
It was Peter who conceived the
exquisite idea of a Rackruff motor
tour across country with the well-
known artist, Peter Blande, at the
wheel. He figured—and converted
Mr. Rack, President, and Mr. Ruff,
Secretary and Treasurer, to his
figures—that it would be the pin
nacle of publicity to conduct such
a tour, with pauses at all points of
prime interest for him to paint a
picture of the Rackruff roadster
poised on the brink of a precipice,
pulling its way pluckil^ out of a
volcano, skidding securely off a
racing glacier, or defying "the sands
of the desert.
Peter .said—and Messrs. Rack ..and
Ruff agreed with him—it would be
good busiiiess to take a eopy-writer
along in the car to feature ohe high
lights of the trip and apply the
proper adjectives both *o landscape
and motor, in this way insuring a
maximum of newspaper publicity
that would establish che aew road
ster once and for all in the mo
tor mind of America.
So Peter advertised for a copy-
wrifcel*.
“Wanted:” read the advertise
ment in the morning papers. “ A
pretty woman who can write. One
who has had some experience and
met with reasonable* success. Must
be fr^j to leave the city. Expenses
paid and moderate salary. Must
be good-looking. Apply Rackruff
Salesrooms today;” -
Rowena Rostand was one of
many women who read ohe adver
tisement over her breakfast that
morning. It wasn’t much of a
breakfast in Rowena’s case, for she
was extremely hard up. She had
given up a newspaper position ill
Ohio in order to be in New York.
It was at eight-thirty that she
saw the advertisement. By nine
o’clock she was ready to set out for
the Rackruff salesrooms. Survey
ing herself in the mirror she was
dbliged to admit, fairly that in
spite of the little thinning of her
face, in spite of the dark circles
with which anxiety had shadowed
her eyes, she was stUl. undeniably
good-looking.
Her black and white ensemble
was freshly sponged and pressed—
Rowena herself had seen to that—
her ruffled white blouse was smart
in spite of the worn spots here and
there. Her black and white shoes
were spotless, the fingers of her
gloves neatly mended. The collar
of her silk coat shone from count
less pressings.
“Pick out the best-looking on.V’
Mr Rack began when the secre
tary announced the applicants
were out-side.
“Don’t you think,” interposed
peter neatly, in his mild, ingratiat
ing drawl, “that you had better
look them over yourself? After all,
nobody can visualize a lovely face
. and figure behind the wheel of a
Kackruff roadster as you can, you
know.”'
Mr. Rack thought that was a
particularly good idea. He called
in Mr. Ruff to assist, allowing Pet
er also to sit by, and had the sec
retary usher them in, one at a time.
And he and Mr. Ruff frowned over
iLjo and asked about their liter- (
^rvefforts, and noticed their eyes
-rwi ankles and complexions, jot-1
^ down v indecipherable com- 1
.Lmta on their memorandum pads.
m £e secret sme ^.
so lovely that at first they would
not believe she was a writer at all,
and she had to show them a copy
of her book and some of her sign
ed stories in magazines. Rowena s
hair was a curious chameleon
shimmer of gold and bronze and
brown. Her eyes were limpid pools
of light that swam now blue, now
green, and in gentle moments soft
ened td hazel.
“I’m Rowena Rostand,” she
said, looking at them straight-for-
vhirdly. “I- am twenty-five years
old. I have had one book pub
lished and it was so good that
practically nobody rCad it. I work-
d on a newspaper for three years
and I’ve had eleven stories pub
lished in first-class magazines. And
you may not think I’m so very
.oa-^ookihg, but lots of people
io.” % I
Rackruff Motors, Inc., in Jie per
sons of Messrs. Rack and Ruff,
thought so, too. Even Peter nod
ded his approval.
And so Rackruff Motors, Inc.,
bound itself by written agreement
uO finance a motor tour for a party
consisting solely of a beautiful
young writer twenty-five years old
and a commercial artist of thirty
years and the opposite sex.
Rowena and Peter were called in
for a conference early the next
morning, and’Mr. Rack, ably sec
onded by Mr. Ruff, put it up to
them squarely. Somebody had
blundered, everybody had blunder
ed, if it came to that. An insur
mountable difficulty had been en
countered.
“There are no insurmountable
difficulties,” Rowena said sweetly.
The whole enterprise was dead
locked, plans were checkmated,
contracts were canceled. The way
Mr. Rack put it, with the full ac
cord of Mr. Ruff, it seemed pretty
hopeless. Peter quite wilted un
der the deadly finality of it all.
“Unless,” he suggested tentative
ly, “we advertise again and get an
older author, maybe a married one
—I suppose a little less good-look
ing would be better under the cir-
cumstances-rwould attract less at
tention.”
“But you signed me,” protested
Rowena quickly. “If you try to
put any one else in my place!•I’ll
get out an injunction and tie up
everything.”
Rowena’s eyes at that moment
were a clear, cold, business blue.
Net one of them doubted for a
moment that she would do just as
she threatened.
Mr. Rack threw out his hands
despairingly. “Well, it’s eff, that’s
all,” he declared.
And Mr. Ruff nodded his head.
Peter seemed cowed into ac
quiescence. But Rowena was nev
er one to be cowed intc acquies
cence. She laughed brightly.
“Why, my dears,” she said, “it
doesn’t make the least bit of dif
ference. This is a business trip. I
em a professional writer. Mr.
Blande is a professional artist. We
^.thrown together in a purely
business capacity, and our ages
and sexes have nothing whatsoever
to do with it. Nobody thinks any
thing of a man spending eight
hours a day locked into four walls
with his stenographer. Certainly
an author and an artist riding the
public highways in an open car are
far safer.”
Unfortunately for Rowena, how
ever, Messrs. Rack and Ruff con
tinued to object. Even Peter did
They made all due allowance for
Rowena’s purity of purpose and
nobility of nature, but Rackruff
Motors, Inc., said Mr. Rack, stood
firm for the conventions.
“Of course, if you feel like that,”
Rowena said cheerfully, “Mr.
Blande and I will be guided entire
ly by your wishes. We will have
to get a chaperon; that’s all.”
“We wouldn’t care about paying
the expenses of a third party,”
said Mr. Ruff quickly.—Mr. Ruff
was Treasurer of the Company.
“It will not be necessary,” said
Rowena. “We will take a lady
with us who will be glad to nake
the tour for her transportation,
paying her own living expenses en
route.”
“Can you find such a person?”
asked Mr. Rack.
“Certainly,” said Rowena bright
ly. “Leave everything to me.”
“What are you going to do?” ask
ed Peter.
“The same thing you did. Adver
tise!
So they went down the street to
the nearest Childs’ and figured out
an advertisement that seemed to
suit their purpose.
“Wanted: Young woman to
serve as companion on extensive
motor tour of the United States.
Transportation provided, but must
pay own living expenses.”
Peter wanted to put in some
thing about a pleasant disposition
being an asset, but Rowena said it
would be useless—said all women
thought they had good dispositions.
“You advertised for a good-look
ing author, didn’t you? And did
come. Eleven o’clock—eleven thir
ty. The reporters were getting
restive. Mr. Rack had his watch
in his hand and Mr. Ruff was talk
ing business off at one side of the
i’oom.
A taxicab pulled up at the side
entrance and a little brown mouse
you see the mob that answered?— of a girl slipped out and crept
We’ll have to trust her disposition timidly in through the rear door
to luck. Besides, she’ll be in the and sidled up to the cashier’s cage,
rumble seat—we won’t see much of She had to stand on tiptoe to be
her.” , seen from within.
They received a great many an- “Where will I find Miss Rost-
sw.ers to the advertisement and and?” she asked and her voice was
Peter went down to her snug, one- a rippling low whisper,
room apartment to assist in mak- “What name, please? Are you
ing the selection. This proved not from one of the papers?” asked the
difficult. cashier briskly.
The letter chosen was written on “No. I’m Miss Lowell—Roberta
plain creamy paper of very fine Lowell. I—I am the chaperon for
quality. .the motor tour,” explained the
“I am twenty-three years old, a little brown mouse with a roll of
college graduate, and can pay my brown eyes and a display of deep
own expenses unless you plan to dimples.
travel on a very deluxe scale. I “Oh, Mr. Rack,” called the cash-
can start at any time and stay as
long as you like. The only thing
I am really interested in is to go—
and go at once. I enclose refer
ences.”
The name was Roberta Lowell.
The references were good so
Rowena got the number on the
telephone, with Peter standing in
ter. “here’s the chaperon.”
The little brown mouse looked
ready to sink into the floor in shy
confusion as the tide of photogra
phers, reporters, automoble execu
tives and salesmen—and Rowena
and Peter, you may be sure—surg
ed swiftly toward her.
“The chaperon!” ejaculated Mr.
sob of a weeping woman. They
looked back over their shoulders.
The little brown chaperon was
slimped deep in the rumble seat,
her head bowed low, small should
ers rising and falling with great
sobs. Peter pulled to the side of
the road and stopped the car, and
both he and Rowena leaned back
through the window.
“Why, what’s the matter, dar
ling?” asked Rowena solicitously.
“Don’t you feel well?”
The small brown head shook vig
orously from side to side.
“I—I’m lonesome,” confessed a
sad small voice. “C-Carter—didn’t
come to see me off.”
“C-Carter?” asked Rowena and
Peter in chorus.
“We’re engaged. I thought sure
ly he would come to see me off, and
he didn’t. I wish I hadn’t come. I
feel very badly,
go back.”
never dreamed that every time I
made a suggestion it would just
lead to a bitter argument.”
“Why, I didn’t argue with you,”
protested Peter.
“I’d much rather sit in the rum
ble seat where I can think my
thoughts in peace and not have my
most innocent ideas contradicted,”
continued Rowena.
“Why, I wasn’t contradicting
you,” protested Peter.
But Rowena insisted, so Peter
helped Bobby gently out of the
rumble seat and was just turning*
to give Rowena a hand when he
saw that she was already in, sitting
very erect, chin high and eyes ex
tremely blue. So he got in behind
the wheel and they started off
again.
Rowena settled back in the rum
ble seat with a malicious little
Maybe I’d better grin. After listening to Bobbyjs
chatter about Carter for an hour.
terestedly by, and talked to Rob- Hack.
she whis-
erta Lowell.
“She has a nic^ voice
pered to Peter.
Miss Lowell said she could start
on Monday morning, that she could
get all of her traveling equipment
in one suitcase and a small travel
ing bag, and that she had an al
lowance of twenty-five dollars a
week.
“Wait a minute.” Rowena put
her hand over the transmitter.
“She can spend twenty-five a
week,” she said to Peter.
“Well, that ought to be enough,”
said Peter. “Except for the car, I’m
hoping to get along on less.”
Miss Lowell said she would meet
them, bag and baggage, at the
Rackruff show-room at ten o’clock
Monday morning without fail, and
ihe thought it was going to be
great fun. •
“Oh, by the way, Miss Lowell—”
“Oh, please don’t call me Miss
Lowell. Call me Bobby. Everybody
calls me Bobby. Miss Lowell is so
stiff.” v
“Well, by the way, Bobby Lowell,”
>went on Rowena, “you’ll have to
ride in the rumble seat.”
“P don’t care,” was the brave re
tort, “I’ll be willing to ride a cow
catcher to get out of New York and
get out quick.”
Now Rowena did not like artists.
She said they were so abstract.
Rowena herself was extremely con
crete. , She felt, in her heart of.
hearts, that it was a shame that
such a heavenly opportunity to go
places, see things, meet people—
and best of all, make money do
ing 4!—had to be all messed up
with an artist like Peter. Even
Rowena, however, could see that
she couldn’t very well get rid of
him— no ^ un ^ er the circumstances.
If only she and the Roberta girl
could go alone now—ah, there
would be a travel tale worth the
telling. And how they would photo
graph, the two of them, in the
snappy 1931 Rackruff roadster!
The publicity they would get!
‘Mindful that there would be
photographers to record their de
parture from the Rackruff Sales
rooms—the Publicity Department
was taking care of all that!—Row
ena took extreme pains with her
appearance that Monday morning
and that was an unusual thing
with Rowena.
When she presented herself at
the Rackruff show-room at ten
o’clock on Monday morning,
Messrs. Rack and Ruff had good
reason to congratulate themselves
on their choice of author. Photog
raphers and reporters were alike
enchanted. A girl like that, now
swinging along the Rocky Moun
tains in a Rackruff roadster—ah,
there was publicity made to your
order. And it was all Peter’s idea,
\oo.
chaperon?” echoed Mr.
“The
Huff.
She had told Rowena she was
twenty-three years old, but stand
ing timidly as she did at barely
five feet two, with little brown
curls framing her dimpled brown
face, she did not at first glance
bear testimony to such weight of
years. Her small hands fluttered
nervously with gloves and chain.
Her big brown eyes gazed out, ap
palled and appealing, at the crowd
that surged her way.
“Are—are you Roberta Lowell.”
gasped Howena.
“No wonder they call you Bobby,”
said Peter.
Rowena rallied first. “Never
mind, never mind!” she announced
v/ith a quick assumption of sever
ity. “This is Bobby, and I’m the
chaperon.”
A few minutes later, the Rack
ruff roadster stfept into Broadway
and turned south, and the cheers
of the assembled witnesses rattled
the plate glass windows of the
show-rooms.
“You were right, Peter,” confess
ed Rowena kindly, when they slow
ed for the first traffic light. “We
should certainly have looked her
over.”
They were rolling steadily along
the Jersey side of the rivet when
Rowena and Peter had their first
argument. Rowena considered the
ideal plan for them to tear along at
a high rate of speed, stopping for
nothing • until they reached - the
Rocky Mountains.
And Peter didn’t agree with her.
Stricken each with sudden fear'she leaned forward,
that the chaperon might fail them ! “Do you mind if I close this win-
—and they no farther west than dow?” she asked sweetly. “I’m try-
the Hudson River—Rowena and ing to think out the plot to a story
Peter got hurriedly out and ran and I, must have perfect silence to
back to her, standing on either decide whether I want to have
side while Rowena tenderly wiped Bobby’s Carter com'mit the murder
the tear-stained face with a wisp ; or be committed.”
of handkerchief and Peter patted
both small brown hands with great
igor.
“I wrote him a very formal note,”
Bobby went on, “and said good-
by, and told him he wouldn’t need
to bother taking me out places any
more and sending me presents and
flowers, for I was going on a long
motor trip with some dear friends
and would be gone a long time, and
From that moment the ruipble
seat was Rov/ena’s own.
She seemed to take a morbid
pleasure in providing comfort for
her privacy, and often smiled to.
herself in complacent and not un-
jnalicious satisfaction when she
heard the steady soft roll of Bob
by’s voice regaling Peter with vivid
accounts about Carter and their
'ast quarrel which caused her to
T—I’m lonesome,” confessed Bobby, in a sad, small voice.
was starting on Monday morning apply for the trip,
at ten o’clock from the Rackruff Peter was in possession of a corn-
salesroom on Broadway, and of j plete biography cf Carter long be-
course I thought he would be there fore they reached Buffalo, where
to see me off, and he wasn’t.” i hey were to pay their first official
Grief quite overcame her. and she j visit to ^the Rackruff salesrooms,
v/ould have slid clear off the rum- and where he w&s to make his first
ble seat into the bottom of the car picture of the roadster and Row-
Peter’s idea was to drive along at j if Peter hadn’t caught her firmly < na.
a fair speed. He said that if they and drawn her back,
tore furiously along over roads,
good and bad, through boiling heaiy
?.nd chilling rain, they would reach
a point of interest, tired, cross and
worn out, hence unable to turn out
the high-class work that Rackruff
had a right to expect of them.
Rowena said that for her part
For all the seclusion of the rum-
Don’t you care, darling,” said ble seat, Rowena was able to break
Rowena. “Men are all like that, in on Bobby’s love-affair long
They aren’t worth crying about.” enough to voice her disagreement
“You mustn’t feel like that,” said with Peter’s plans when she want-
Peter gently. “He was probably ed to. which was pretty often. It
so ashamed he couldn’t bear to went without -saying, that they did
face you. That’s the way I am. j not agree about the financial man-
The more ashamed I feel the more | agement cf the trip. Rackruff
she always worked best under pres- —more ” Motors, Inc., had agreed to pay ad
sure, that something in her res- i “The more away you stay, I sup- expenses for thp car en route, and
ponded strongly to hard driving pose,” said Rowena coldly. i had allowed Peter and Rowena a
and that die enjoyed working when “Exactly,” assented Peter. joint salary cf one hundred dollars
• “But he knows how dangerous a week—an expense allowance, it
motor trips are,”’ sobbed Bobby, was ready.
“He knows I’m likely to be killed Peter’s idea cf the way to carry
SECOND INSTALMENT
Rackruff Motors hire Row
ena to accompany Peter on a
nation-wide tour in their road
ster as an advertising stunt.
At the last minute Little Bobby
is engaged to act as chaperon.
They are waiting for Bobby to
show up to make the start.
Peter himself showed up to good
advantage.
! From ten until eleven o’clock the
photographers snapped and the re
porters took notes. First Rowena
sat at the wheel, then Peter, then
the two together, each bravely try
ing to conceal the worm of fear
that gnawed at the core of his be
ing—fear that the chaperon had
changed her mind and would not ilow and unmistakable, the gulping
she was breathless, almost panting
with haste. Peter, in that annoy
ing gentle, almost disinterestedly
lazy voice of his, said he didn’t;
said he couldn’t work at all unless
he had a breathful of fresh air in
his lungs and quiet comfort in his
Heart.
“And of course.” said Rowena
cuttingly, “we will do it your way.
Naturally you think good pictures
are the most important part of the
whole business.”
“Of course,” said Peter simply.
Rowena was speechless with
rage. She was glad she had al
ways hated artists anyhow, it made
hating Peter now so much more
natural. He was telling himself
that he was very glad Rowena was
pretty. It would be pleasant
painting her. He didn’t care in
the least about her disposition.
This was a business trip.
It just goes to show the sort
that Peter was that he never even
suspected that Rowena was furious.
A sudden gulping sob close at
hand startled him from his com
fortable revery. He looked sharply
at Rowena, who sat rigidly erect
and stony-faced beside him, blue
eyes glittering ice cold.
“Are—are you crying?” he asked
doubtfully.
“Me?—Most certainly not! I
hope you don’t think for a minute
you could make me cry!” ejaculat
ed Rowena.
Peter listened. It came again,
any minute, or at least maimed for on was obviously the simplest and
life.” \ most natural. He said he would
“All alike,” repeated Rowena pay expenses for both of them and
grimly. then divide equally with Rowena
“That’s probably why he didn’t whatever was left of the hundred
come,” said Peter comfortingly, dollars at the end of each week.
“He realized that at thought of you 1 Rowena said it wouldn’t do.
going away into such terrible dan- In the end, Peter agreed to divide
ger he would lose his self-control each week’s allowance with her
and break down before all those immediately upon its receipt every
people. And then think how he’d Monday morning, each thereafter
.Joel.” paying his own bills, bearing his
Bobby thought of it. “But Car- own responsibility, and saving what
ter’s not like that,” she said. “I he could from the amount,
don’t believe he’d break down. He’s Even before they reached Buf-
not at all the breaking-down kind falo he realized it would have been
of man. He’s got red hair ” money in his pocket to have stuck
“Well, he might pretend he to his original idea. Certainly it
broke down,” insisted Peter. was no great drain on the expense
“All pretense, every one of account buying food for Rowena.
them,” declared Rowena sweeping- While motoring in the fresh air
)y made both him and Bobby raven-
“It’s terribly lonesome, going off ously hungry, so that they wished
on such a long trip without having to eat often, fully and expensively.
Carter there to be ashamed of him- it seemed to have no effect what-
self and feel sorry,” said Bobby. ever upon Rowena, who ate so
“I tell you what, darling,” sug- rarely and so little that Bobby
gested Rowena brightly. “You accused her of trying to reduce,
come arourfd here and sit with Pet- “Well,” smiled Peter good-nat-
er and let him cheer you up. He’s uredly, “if you carry on like this
very good company. It’s too for the next three months you will
lonesome for you back there alone.” get rich off your share of the ex-
“But you said I had to sit in the pense account.’
rumble seat!”
“Well, I’ve changed my mind.
You see, I thought then that Pet
er and I would want to talk busi
ness and discuss our plans, and I
(Continued Next Week)
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