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ESAILISHIED 1805.-_ NEWBERRY, S. C., TUESDAY, JULY 27, 1897. T WICE A WE EK. 21.50 A YVE Afl
A QUIET CHRISTENING.
OF N,;w AND INNOCENT COUNTY O
D>OICNIESTEM-.-NO O)ITA11.4 Si
VAI LED ..
To Dis tho AsmembIl,ed 100-1- rhy Thloku
r ..aurilu Will Lend the Itepublicim
Pairty.
[Spocial to The State.]
Saint Georgo, July 12. -The baby
county of Dorchester bohaved itsolf
beautifully today. Thoro ws III
average audienco and absolutely the
beat of feeling. Thi speakers, with
such amiable and attentive auditora,
could hardly have urokon the har
moniousnoss of things by saying
rude things about each other. There
were no now or astounding chargos
or allegations today. All passed as so
rono as it was familiar to tho candi
datos. The candidates today, as far
as practicable, remodelled their
spochos. The same old charges
about Republicanism and the tar
were mado.
The audience was liberaTand gon
C170s< ors, tlhqy ap
Penrod to bo badly divided but the
primary will show more about that
than did today's mootiVg.
Col. Irby spko first, and said ho
did dot holievo McLaurin had any
political party. 'T'he .omllocratic
party and the Reform party were,
he said, synonymous. ie said lie wias
running politics in his own wily,
when asked about what he was go
ing to do. Said he had no personal
feelings against any of the candi
dates. The Conservatives two years
ago woluld have vot.ed for him as a
Demoorat and should today be with
him. Ho said franldy that a free
silver Conserva.ivo could have won
this race. Ho said he could prove
that Gonzales, in his want of sense,
had kept a Consgqgative out of the
senate. He preferred an able Con
sorvative to a straddler. Hondorson
and Johnstone were told not to make
the race by Gonzal os. Mr. Gon
zles uns an able man, but has not
-10 cents worth of common sense,
and made the Conservatives koop
out for "available" candi(datos. Tho
Conservatives ought to rise up and
not allow Gonzalps to boss t hem.
Col. Irby said MceLaurin wrote
the Populist platform. lie said Mc
Laurin lead the Forty movement,
which was a lot of traitors who tried
to deliver the Roforin movomont t.o
the onomies. Tillman and Evans
got scarod, but he never frightened
of politicians. He called the bluff
and won, for the pnopln-the Pn
formoers.
Irb'y said he had to sweat like a
race horse, and1 then only h-id a bit
of his speech printed, b)ut said lie
was opposed by a gang in Columbia
--was not a "ring" because it had
not sense enough. Ellerbo-- our
governor-God save the mark! was
the head. Ellerbo, wvho woald
have boon on his farm, where he
ought to b,e, had 1)0 not beeni cheated
in as comptrollor general, and Chair
man Parlor knows it. Ellerbo huas
gone in with Gonzales, first to elect
McLaurin nd then to np)t.ur.o the
the Stato machinery and then tell
you poor p)lowbhoys to go on lowing.
Then there is thant followv liill Neah,
who hats been suck ing the public teat
so l'ong that lhe wvants to hold it.
El lerbe h~ad deOsertod- the farmors
to go in ,with Gonzales, wvho didl not
even vote for or support him last
year. Joe was for HarihTson theon.
Gor - os, who hats mere sense thari
eit hj, was for Duncan last year, an(1
lhe va s running this~ year and why
v-as lie not supporting D)uncan this
time?
1He went into the reasons whly lhe
retirod fromu p)olitics, anti( saidi that
theo wvouldl soon be a Republican
party andl McLaurin wvould head it.
When Col. Irby's time was up[ he
was asked to go on, but lhe p)referrotd
not to do so.
A t.elorgram was read announcing
that. Mr. D)uncan could not 1)0 pres
ent on account of the sickness of his
wife.
Governor Evanis started out, by
saying that lie had seen that the
upw county had a fair chance anid
ebngratulated the peopleo on their
success. o-campaign, ho urged,
wai ,Aserious and especially to
t armit r j, and ho used this term
0041n0 this was an agricultural
Stato. Io was making the light
that has boon mado for 50 yoarn and
his contention was for Democracy
against the now ovangel. Tho Dem
ocratic party is the friend of the
masses and believes in a tariff for
r0voluo only. .Ho explained at
length what was a tariff for revenue
only and fully the system of collect
ing duties. Ilo said McLaurin
dodged around overy:day on his tariff
views. The News and Courier took
up his (Eva.s') views this morning.
They are beginning to bo strung and
and McLaurin is crying to the News
and Courier and the State, "Help
me, qaisius, or I sink."
Od'tho coast McLaurin says ho is
pr4flocting long staple cotton, in the
i country it is Allen staple and now
t it short staple he wants to protect.
All cotton has fallen iti price to what
it was: Ie otored $100 at yard for
every yard of goods made out of
Egyptian cotton sold for 200 por cont
more than short, staple cotton. If
McLarin's mill used foreign cotton
it was to fool the people and may be
in the badges Mr. McLaurin had at
Sumter. He elaborated on the cot
ton duty on the lines heretofore pur
sued. Ho explained the uses of the
differmnt kinds of cotton. Mr. Evans
said he had hoard of no Democratic
complaint when cotton was put on
the free list. Postmaster General
Gary said he was going to bait the
sort of Democrats as Mr. MeLaurin
and they are patting him on the back.
Hto said he did not know how the no
gro oditor in Washington know that
MeLaurin voted with Wigg against
the Jim Crow bill.
When Evans was attacking M
Laurin for voting for high wool du
ties Melaurin said ho voted for a ro
duction on wool in committee.
Evans said the record was against
him.
When AMeLaurin was in the house
he never voted for any reductions and
it was not until the News and Courier
asked him under which flag he stood,
protection or not, that McLaurin
voted against any thing in the Ding
ley bill. It is not liko %outh Caro
lina to swallow anything because it
can't, be helped. You can't hack
this peoplo and he did not approvo
the giving up policy or aceopting the
bost olfTored liko McLaurin, tho
News and Courier and the State.
Ie attacked MlcLauirin's lumber
views, lie 'mid ho wvould never go
back on Calhoun's vieows for condi
tionms woere the si'mo. Mr. Evans wvas
lustily appllauded1.
Mr. McLaurin said he could not
see howv abuse o f Col. Neal and Gov
ernor Ellerbo had anything to do
with this light. IHe said that he
coulid comipletely smash tho argu
mont of Governor Evans, who had
misreprosented, misqunoted or m isun
dcrstoo-l the whole mat ter. Hoe was
attacked as beomg a R.epublican, and
Senator Tillmnan voted wvith him on
overy qfuestion and is even reported( as
thinking di going further, yet no
one attcked "'man. lie was op
p)osed to the L'm a. y h)ill and1 always
hats boonm and is nowv pairoed wit.h
Chanidler ngainst t.ho bill. If his
cot.ton duty was in the inth ro'st of the
New En~mglander it. was strange that
the R?epubl icans struck it out. The
Roplulicans knocked out everything
he and Tillmian dlid, and1( that dloos not
'ook like lhe was wvorking with the Ro
pmublicans. Hie has booen at.tondinig
to his (duties and not making after
dinner sp)eeches.
T1hoe tax on eotton if it did raise
the price of cottonm it would raise a
revenue and that wvould keep a duty
oflf of othier things. lhut the for
cign cotton dIoes conmo into (compoli
tioni with the upland long stale
cottons.-Allanm and1 Pooelor.
The cotton schedule in the Ding
icy bill was tihe same as it was in the
Wilson bill, for wvhich Irby and all
voted.
lie again explained thme lumber
schedule as completely covered at
Orangeburg. Hob said it was noth
ingr but buncombo and domnagogory
to say that his trying to put a tax oni
white pine was going to raise the
price of local lumber. He said lie
was under the domination of no
men or newspapers. He worked
against the Dingley bill hofore
the News and Courier wrote
the editorial referred to by Evan.s.
He antod and thought for himself.
He was satisfied in making his
appeals to the people. He said he
showed Evans whoro he voted for a
hqrizontal reduction on wool and Mr.
Evans had not corrected the statement
lie has boon making from day to day,
that lie was for a high duty on wool.
God gave Irby a line presence and
brain, but lie only used it about once
in six years. Ho found that lie
never voted for any dutios on rico.
Mr. McLaurin got quite facetious
today and had Col. Irby and his
audience in quite a fit of laughter.
Col. Irby said lie did not aim to say
he did not want the office. Mr. Mc
Laurin said it looked to him like
Irby was not after the offico, but
that Evans was moro tractable and
more penitent, and that Irby wias
going to run for governor. Col.
Irby said he wanted the sonatorship
ainid was going to got it.
Mr. McLaurin said if lie could
preparo a revenue billo would tax
the luxuries, but, to tax tea and
coffee so that they could not be used
by the poor was not his idea. On
diamonds and laces the duties are ats
high as they can be, and have stood
for a long time and woro in the Vil
son bill. He stood with the Bryan
Democracy on every foot. He stood
for it, not for office, but because lie
thought it right. Mr. McLaurin
was cheered at the conclusion of his
connected speech.
Mr. Mayfield jokod with his tired
audience and finally said he would
run the whole crowd to their politi
cal farins. He wias the only real
farmer in the race. Without any
joking, the others all had paying
offices and now lie wanted the job.
le opposed Tilbman's $3 poll tax,
and boat Tilian's vote in his coun
ty. He thought Dorchostor ought to
have had its county and helped its
representatives. If elected lie would
favor and work for a change in the
national banking law, this lie argued
was most important. It would be
1902 before the country could get
free coinage of silver, and that was
why he wanted elasticity in issuing
bank notes.
He wont over his liquor system at
length. He wanted the central dis
ponsary and the constabulary wiped
out. As a financial system the dis
pensaiy is a stupeondous failuro. HoI
. favored temperance, himself beinig a
teetotlar, but if anyone wanited a
drink he could get it.
McLaurin, he said, made a p)lausi
blo sp)eechi and was about the only
man who ould defend such a course
as lie hais in Washington. Ho said
ldr'. McLaurin's vote on wool in
committee wvas not conscientious,
and he says so; the vote to make a
83 por cent. reduction was, lie inti
mated, for campaign purposes, know
ing he had a primary on hand.
Tfhe danger with McLau ri n's tariff
views was that those benefited would
like it too well and the system would
spread1. It was innocent enough
to start with, butt it wouIld suirely
spread1.
Tho11 tax on lumber will only make
thoe imill men rich. Mr. McLaurin's
idea is wvrong and not representative
of his peoplo. lie conld tell of some
good things McLaurin had (10n1,
but of many more not in thoe interest
of his peopl)o.
Talking about domagogory, lie
said it looked very much like Mc
Laurin voted for effect when lie
favomred a rodnetion ini the dunty on
wool, after having favored an in
crease in committee.
Mr. Mayfield said he would do his
full duty to the people as ho has al
wvays donoe, anid closed his brief speech
with app)lauso.
TLomnorrow thme candidates speak at
Bambo)rg.
10,000 lbs. Dry Hildes. Highest cash
price paid f.or thenm.
f&t 2m. 8nUMr.m nunos
A SWEEPING ORDER,
sIMONTON ISUECS AN INJUNTIT ON
AUAINST ALL COMERtS.
llow to the DiMpetmsary-Ulief lahr tindl
All thO VonHtalCs ainjohikei lFron. In.
terfering Withl Meetze-Original
1ouse still Doohg a good Hus
ilepo -interview With Col.
Nelson.
[Rogister, 23.]
Judge Simonton yesterday issuod
one of the most swooping rostrain
ing orders against the dispensary
law that has yet boon issued since
that law wont into effect. The order
"rostrains Bahr, chief State con
stablo, and all acting under him,
and. all porsons acting as constables
by virtue of appointment by the
Governor, and all porsons acting as
constables under any alleged au
thority contained in the dispensary
law of South Carolina, from intor
foring with Moetzo" in the conduct
of his "original," packago establish
mo16nt..
Soon after Mr. Meotze had boon
arrestod for violating the dispon
sary law several days ago, it will be
recalled that Col. P. H1. Nelson,
who has boon retainod to make the
light., appeared before Judge Simon
ton for a temporary injunction ro
straining Constables Moorehead,
Koon and Bishop from interfering
with Mr. Meotze. This order was
roturnablo on August Oth, at. which
time the test case was to be heard
and the question as to what an
"original" package of whiskey, ac
cording to a previous d,cision, was
to be determined.
After this injunctiou, Mootze's
store was reoponed, and the salo of
"original" packages of whiskey
wont on. Govornor Ellerbo was in
formed of the fuct that Mr. Moetzo
was continuing the sale of whiskey,
and after a consultation with Attor
ney Gonoral Barbor, it was dotor
mined that another warrant b is
sued and b served by other con
stables than those named in Simon
ton's temporary order. It was also
decided by the State authoritios that
in addition to the rearrest of 'Mr.
MeOtzO, that his stock of goods be
seized. Col. Nelson was informed
of this expectant move by the Gov
ernor, and he called upon Governor
Ellorbo and Gonoral Barbor. Mr.
Nolson was told that he had been
correctly informed. A sweeping in
junction was then prepared by Mr.
Nelson and forwarded at once to
Judge Simonton, who wired the
fror as followvs yesterday:
Flat Rock, July 22.
P. H. Nelson, Esqj., Columbia, S. C.
Orders signed and mailed. CIan
hear cases on 27th.
C. H:. Simonton.
Whoin seen soon1 after the receip)t
of the above telegram yesterday,
Mr. Nelson had the following to say:
"I got the original restraining
orders against those three constablos,
(Moorehead, K(oon and Bishop) on
ly, thinking, that after- Judge Si
monton had boon made failiar
with all the facts as to Mr. Moetzo's
sales, the Govei-nor and the at.torney
general would pay suflicient r-espect
to his order as not to have Mr.
Mootze arrestedl, or to interfere wvith
him until the final heiong. But
after having the orders served, I
was informed that the Gover-nor
and the attorney gen oral i ntended
to app)oinlt other constables than
those enjoineod; have Mr. M9etzo
rearreusted, and his p)laco closed upl.
After getting thant information, I
wvent to soo the Governor and( the
attorney general, and (lid so6 them,
and told theom that J1udge Simonto.
was fully awaeu- of all the facts as to
howv Mr-. Mo'otzo was miaking the
sales, and they still expr-essed the
determination to have him stopped,
I, thereupon, notified .Judge Simon
ton of what they had told me, and
sent hiim an ordler requestirng himii to
sign it, enjoining Bahr, chief State
constable, and all acting under him.,
and all persons acting as constables
by virtue of ap)poinltment by the
Governor, and all persons acting as
constables undeir any alleged au
thorit.v contained in the dispnary..
law of South Carolina, from intor
foring with Mr. Mootzo.
"I roquestod J udge Simonton that
if ho grantod tho ordor to mail it
to tho clerk of court with directions
to sorve it at once. I, this morn
ing, notified Governor Ellorbo of the
receipt of this tologram as I had no
desiro to havo any of his constables
ruled for contempt of court."
Mr. Nelson further stated that, he
had already boon asked to have
the argument of the Moozo caso
tako placo bofore Judge Simonton
at Flat Rook on Tuosday noxt.
While ho had not announced his in
tontion of havIng the hearing take
place on that day, ho had practical
ly decidod to do so.
The fact that Judge Simonton
had issued a restraining order on
joining all constables fronm intOrfOr.
ing with Mr. Mootzo in solling his
"original" packages of whiskey wis
recoived by tho auti-dispolnsary peo
plo in Columbia as delightful news.
Many oxpressod the opinion that
thisi ordor, ats Well am tho first re
straining order, would ho mado 1)or
inanlont. In fict., a goutleman who
stands high in dispelNsary circles
said ho sup)osed Attorney Gveneral
Barbor would cope well with his
advorsary inl the coming test caseo
boforo Judge Simniontonl, still io vx
poctedl the Stato to lose the light..
Mr. Mootzo opened his storn the
samo timo yesterday morning as tho
city dispensaries, and his sales during
tho (lay notted a neat sum. A largo
number of "original" packugos wero
received yosterday by Mir. Meotze,
his agoney being established with
Messrs. 1. 'ragr and colnpany of
Cincinnati, O'hi.. Mr. Metvzo is
also the agent of Pfeifer and com
pany of Cincinnati. 'The whiskey
recoived yesterday eatlio neatly
packed in a wooden box, each bottle
containing a spal and labelled with
I. Tragor and company's namite on it
and "WN. 3. Movatzo, agent." "'Sil
vor King," "Canada Club," "Old Col
oiy Ryo," "ttacbrayors," and other
standard brands of whiskies caie
along with tho ordor, and Mr. Motzo
says he will continno to sell Tragor
and companly's standard brands.
Besides "original" packages of whis
kcios, Mr. Mootzo continues to soll
cool boor by the bottlo.
Col. Nelson said yost.orday that if
he won the tost caso now ponding
beforo Jadgo Simonton, a case
would bo brought, involving tho
(u1estion as to whether oe could
have shipped to him a barrel of
whiskey anid then bottle the st.nff' on
his own promtises. This was initi
mtatedl some( t.imo sinice, but it hand
never booen authoritatively stated. Mr.
Nelson says heo conltoeid(s that, aI cit
izen haus the samoe right to bottle the
whtiskey as the State, andi( that he
initend(s to test tho matt.er very
thoroughly.
iAlIiSia TAJ&.I.
Last night Attorney General l3ar
bor was soon1 in reference to the
latest restrain ig order issued by
Judge Simiontont,and whoa askedtlvwhat,
he thought about the imat ter, (Gon
oral Barber said t hat then order was
not such ant unusual eone, for Simaoit
ton had issued simtilar restraining
ordlers mi previous cases. Holi said
lho had fortified the position of the
State in regatrd to the conttenttion of
what an original package is, and thiat
lie could ntot, und(erstand( how the
court, in the face of such stirong aul
thoritics as those lie wouldl cite, cani
contsistontly decide againist til., Stautf..
When the attoirney general w&as told
thatt it 'was the aivowed puirpose of
his opp)onents to test the qiiest ion as
to a citizen's right to have shipped
to him a barrel or whiskey and1( then
bottle the stuffT aifter its arrival ini the
State, he laughed and seemed to
tinmk such a test case wvoul be ex
treomely ludricrous.
General Barber says5 he is perfect.
ly willing for all the presetit cases
to he hoard on July 27, the date ini
timnatedl in Judge Simoniton's telo
grain to Mr. Nelsont.
.Judtging from Circuit Jiud~ges
Watts and Buchanan's charges, re
conitly dlivore(d, the State intends to
let the constables go ahead uand act
if no restraing ordlers had1( been is
81nn(1 by .J mlen SiIonant On
ARP ON INFIDELS.
mAwrO,v atMAN IEADS WIIAT THIEY
witrolT IN NIEW VORIK l'AlICIEP.
Tiley Shock is Feig-llispa ak
of tho AloMel le' of Nature and Saym liE,
"hosO miioderi agnostics, skeptics,
atheists and itifidols aro having a
lively time inl the Now York papers.
The columns are opon to thom and
it keops our Christian and God-fear
ing people busy in replying to thoir
assaults upon the Biblo and Chris
tianity. No two of them seom to
havo the samo faith or to bo fighting
under the samo gonoral, but, they are
all ongaged in storming the citadol,
some on one sido and some on
another and with difforont weapons
of warfaro. They are pull-downers
inst Oad of build-uppers. Ono set
assaults the miracles anldo seei to
have a special spito at Jonalh and
the whIdo. Another set denounceo
Jophthah for sacrificing his daugh
tor andl(] donounco God for pormit
ting it. They aro opually indignant
against. David for having Josiah
slain aid against. Simuel for ordor
ing Saul to slay the woenivil and
chilteon and cattlo of the Amal
okit es. They declaro that. all theso
stories IIre fakes or, if true, that
God is a brito for allowing such
out r'ages.
Sono bolievo ill the Now Tosta
mn11tC, but not il the olu, whilo
others ridiculo the miriculous con
COpt.iol of the virgin Mary and pro.
110111, ( it i wolfll's trick t1 hido
hor s.aro. Some wrio fromi a
meidical Standpoint. and aissert, that
m11ani, is by 110 m11ans a perfect
creation physically, but, could ho
imuproved Oil inl m1any particulars
-Cor. instiaine, the calf of tho log
should have boon inl front and
thero should have bon one oyo inl
the baek of the head and the ol
0W joint1 should have had a back
action, so that a mlanl could scratch
his back and a womlian button her
dress or faston her skirt mnoro con
veiiently. They declaro that a por
fect m shoul bo built to run liko
a horso anild swim lik a fish anIld fly
liko a bird. Shlacespolro they say,
wis only indillgiig ill a little tafTy
when he wrotm "what a pieco of
work is man. Howi noblo in reason;
how infinito in faculties; ill form
and moving,r how oxpress and atd
mirible; in aceion how like an an
gel; in approhlonsion how like a
god!"
Somne of these wvriters talk about
saoredl and1 divine things wvit h the
imost shocking conitempi1t a111ndinti
munate t,hat. nobody but cowvard1s and1
lunatics believe in them. They woul
make Voltaire and1( Tonm Payne
ashaimed of t.homsolvos. Now, if a
man has doubts ab)out the miracles
or their divinmity of Christ and1 is
really seeking after the truth and
oxpresses0 himself in language that
shows respect for the faith of his
fellow men, it is all right; but wo
are too helpless to be vaini or con
ceiteod. If I knowv where I cimie
from or who,re I was going or whlat
would be my future state, or if I
could prolong my existence or could
foresee thme calamiition of life and( p)ro
veoit them, I could afford to strut
aronund and p)lay Sir Ormele. But I
feel my helplessness more and1( mere
every day13, and1( like a child in t.roii
ble I wanit to go to imy father.
Whether there be a God or not, atll
the goodl peop)le I have ever known or
roadi about b)elieved there is, and it
is dlisrespect to them to take His
nameii( iln vatin. Addison says that
Sir Rtobert Boyle, who was t,he
g reatest natu ral ist tha t England
ever p)roduicedI, hand the rmost pro
found veneration for the Su premoe
Beinig anid never monit ionod the niaise
of God without ai pause50--a1 visiblo
st.op in his discourso. No well-brodl
imani is ever profane or speaks the
niamol of God irreverently. I cannot
undlerstand ho0w moedical mon who
have studied the aniatomy of thio
human body-this compl1ex and( wvon
dor ful machineo--should ever be skep
tical about God's oxnltonce. If I
knew how miy will, which is immlua
terial, controls my musclos, wvhich
are material, and make me extend
my hand or my foot or close imy eyes
aind opon my mouth, Ii might, boast
of a little knowledge; but a it is,
the raising of my arm or the writing
with this pon is a greator miracle
than Jonah living three days in the
whale's belly. Every seed that gor
minatos and makes a flower is a
miraclo.to mo. Sometimes I wonder
if 1 had a glass that. would magnify
a million times could I see the om
bryo oak in a little acorn; could I
soo tho orange troo in the seed of
the fruit. All naturo is full of
miracles. Winding up the canos in
front of my veranda are madoka
vinos3 that climb one other way and
hiop vines that climb the other way
mnd jasmino vinos that climb both
ways. Every plant has its own
laws, and they aro unchangeable.
Just, so with the hoasts and birds
and insects, and I alost envy them
in their happy ignorance of death
and a future state. Hundreds of
katylidt aro singing in the grove
whilo I write. The males are mak
mg music for their uninsical matP.
They will sing on and bo happy for
throo months and dio. The form
and structuro of their little body is a
miracl, for the utmost, ingonuity of
1mani could not make one. The two
little drumis thit overy eicoda carries
for sounding boards ind tho tiny
frots on their wings that scrapo each
other with iniconcoivaclo rapidit,
mako a musical note that can ho
heard half a milo on a still amnd
quiet night. And then their sonso
of hearing is so wonderfully acuto!
F'or what child has not tiptoed to
the treo and touchied it ever so
gently and closod the orchestra. Dr.
Holhes calls the katydi(s "this testy
little dogmatist," for they never tiro
of saying "katy did" and "kat-y
didIn't."
But. about this improvod man and
woman t1hat thoso skepties would
imake if they could. Somietiies a
1man does fall over a wheelbarrow in
the night, and bruise his sliis, and I
remomber well how many hard licks
wo boys got whlion wO played skinny
at the old, schoolhouse on top of
the hill, but the soros got Well and
no bonos woro broko.- If the calf was
in fronit ie o)ruise would be as had and
it would mako la's pants bag at the
calf instead of the knoo, and a wc
man's calf when riding a bike would
look awful! About that third eye in
the back of tho head, it would very
much interfere with our sleeping
position anmd give noe room for a wo
mann's back hai r arnd utterly p)aralyzo
her devotionis ini chuiirch. If we are
to have a third eye the optical norv
os andl muscles shmould1 be so arrang
()d that wvhen the two( iln front are
0oen the 0110 in time rear shiould be
shut, and vice versa. But this
third eye would of course necessitate
a larger corebellum to hold the
machinery, and1( that, would give at
man the big hmeadl. As to a double
jointed elbow for scratching pun
poses, I've nmo particular objections,
thbough on a pinch a mani cani (d0
like Sidney Smith's pigs: He can
rub up againmsfi post or the edge of
a (doon andl get relief. As to that
Manichmausen business of sunuinig and
siw imnminig anmd flying, it, is folly to
dliscuss. Manm hats no need of such
pwors, anid if he~ hind four legs like
a horse and fins like a fish and wings
like a bird he wouldn't 1)0 a man,
but a sort of q1uadruplex ampijhiblous
aerolie, too smart for this world and
not good enough fur the next.
(Good gracions! what a world of
no(w theories about mani and the creon
tion theso modern thinkers have got
up.' 'They canr't fool thmo old folks,
but I foar they do domahlraliz/e some
of thle younmg. Younig man, stop
and1( thmink hefore you desoit tihe
faith of the fathers. It is safe to
say that such great and1( good men
as Calvin and1( Luther arnd Kniox and(
Wesley and( Whitliild and1( Sir Isaac
Newton and1( Addison and1( Pop)o and
hundreds of others who livedl and
(lied in thme faith wcre not mistaken.
WVait mintil1 these agnostics and
skeptics all agree on a religion that
will give comifort in adversity and
peaice in tmehonor and article of
death. No, doii't wvait, for they
have lhad t imoe enough andI offeredl
riotJiing BILrL Amin.