The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, July 12, 1888, Image 1

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STBIED1865. NEWBERRY, S. C., TIIURSDAY, JUL1288.PIE150AYR YOUTHFUL STOIiES OF CH INESE LEN. Some Very "Advance Sheets" from Gener al Wallace'" Coming Life of General Harrison. [New York Sun.1 The white horses of the sun were planting their weary feet upon the western marge of the horizon, and sun set, the red-headed muaiden, iuajesl ie. beautiful, clad in a multi-colored rol,. skipped gladly on to ttect them. The sky was a dome of tlashing fire, a woof of silver and a warp of gold, the eur- 1 rency of our fathers. The Ohio, mother of many waters, muddily meandered on, dreaming of the marriage with the ! far off ]Nississippi. An unhealthy flush, a bilious scarlet tinged the waters t of the imperial streaii. Like a pharos of gold the couchait orb of day beamed and streamed over the river; over the dim forests still full of fierce and badly It painted savages; over the stumps wherealong the pioneers of civIlization had blazed their perilous way; over the coverts of bear and panther. wild- 1 cat and woodchuck: over fields of North Bend, aRame with the harvest sown and reaped musktt in hand: over the humble homes of the settlers. Before the door of a lowly log cabin stood little Ben Harrison. The sun j was golden in his curls. His little jumper was smeared, his chubby face I was not of the cleanest, but his merry eye was clear and true. Smoke arising I from an opening in the roof announced the preparation of the evening meal. Little Ben was never off the clearing at meal times. A whippoorwill complained in the four-acre lot. Night was stealing on apace. A woman's form came to t lie door. "Benjamin, Benjamin, you have' 3 eaten up the apple sass. Father'll attend to you when he gets home." The boy's jacket and face were smeared with tell-tale remnants of the stolen feast. His little mouth quivered, 3 but, nerving himself, he said proudly: -"Mother, I was afraid there might be a glut in the home market, so I did eat up the apple sauce. There's plenty more where that came from." "Evidently we have a glutton in the home market," said the proud father e when he heard the story. The young protectionist went supperless to bed that night, but he didn't care. He had E been stuffing himself all day. Since his' nomination General Har- I rison has frequently said that if it had not been for his early fondness for apple sauce he might diever have been nominated to the Presidency. Mince pe or meat pie, as it was more con monly called by the Ohio pioneers, bread with sugar-molasses and tlapjacks and honey were other home industries - in which young Harrison was specially interested. It was when the hero of Tippecanoe was first nominated for the great honor which, alas! he was only to grasp wvith (lying hands. The glorious old chief wvas walking one (lay through thze streets of Cincinnati, then a 'siall and sylvan village. P'igs grunted and squabbled in the thoroughfares of the future Queen of the West, and the tender bleat oif tihe orphaned lanmblet, I or the soft, dee.p miooing of the .Juno er.ed cow was heard where nowv the ear I is deafened by the rush of vehicles, the S tread of multitudes of feet, and the eternal shrieking protest of the dumb waitems inl tile Commuercial Gazette office, that cease not day nor night to groan amid sweat under the eternal up shoot of editorial copv. Happy Cincinnati (of miore than fifty years agone! She had neither heer nor Prohibitionists. But tis is a diigression). Pardon us, gentle reader; and do thou, too, pardon us, oh, stately old figure inr blue swallowsail and high nieck hand kercher aecoutred, whom we have left ini the streets of the Cincinnati of ]S(, thy little grandson in his roundabout trolling at thy heels! As the General that was and the General that wvas to be passed an apple stand, the future. nominee grabbed a seductive-lookini Baldwin, wvhich lay exposed with a skill as snmooth as Helen's andl a promiiseI of a heart more true. Just as he was - making incision into his priz.e, the apple woman discovered the roguery. $he followed the innocent little pur loiner with loud passionate outcry. "Patience, good woman," said the kind old chief. "Here's pistareenl for thee. I know an oil shall teach the little rogue the difference 'twvixt mni e tuuma." Aye, giv.e it to 'umn with a will. { Gineral, and God bless your honor, and( much good may it do 'umn. The swveet- 1 faced little thief he is!" The general walked on slowly until, he came to a little clumpil of birches. 1 Taking out thme knife with whi'ch. Tecumsei~h's brother. the Prophet, used to cut up) plug tobacco, the General deftly cut off' two stout sap)lings and stripiped them of their twvigs and leaves. Little Benl Harrison looked very thoughtful. Slowly the old hero led the way to their tavern. Slowly andI with aLsinking heart did little Ben trudge behind his granidsire. ** * * - "Ben, my boy."' saidl the old nmanm to1 tIhe sobbing and,1marting lad, a smile that was half am tear in his stern yet 1 kindly eve. "let this be a lesson to you. Remember hereafter that one of the first duties oft a goodi and prudent General is to protect his rear.'' Gen. Harrison ascribes miuchl ofhcis atptituide for wvas to an early apprehen sion of this priniciple. His first battle. -lhe somnetimles jestinmgly says. was this Battle of the Hirehe.s, and lie adds thact he wvas badly defeated. At the 31iami University, whlein BeM.n was a student there, was a tall, raw' >eii was Ioastiig one diay as boys wi to in thei 'salit'la davs, of his iIllustriou muccstry. Aniong the glories of it I itrxluced1 Pocahontas, that heroine c li pritiine forest, whose sweet fac leaziit ac"ro.s the Centuries, the Indi uaiden , the noile English Vif'e. "Sl ,-as only a Copper-coloredt .-Id squaw.m, aid the irreverent 'at oie, "ain 'apt..lulhn Smiith was a big Englis iar." \hien the class in ethics wa lisniiissel that afternoon Pat Tone an ;en 1 Iarrisoin, who was as brave as ion, adjourned behind some beech treu o the north of the campus, and fough .s fiercely as Powhatan's braves an, 1he Jamestown colonists. After th ight Ben Harrison walked sorrowfull, o his room with blackeye andaBiood ihirt. Never will Ben Harrison Ib .sha:iel (bf the gory enibleiii of a rac iic.' is daily murdered, aye, urderei ni cold blood by the l)enocratic plar erc of the Solid South. After the battle of Peach Tree Creelk eiier:al Iiarrisont saw a stalwart Coni ederatte soldicr writhing on the sat uitie-stained field, his handsome fue lecked with blood and dust, his eye cazed with thirst and suffering. "Drink, driik," murmured tlh rouuiled umian. General Harrison, wh oinls the sensibility of a nervous wc itai to a courage matchless and su erenemenlt, at once dismounted fron is charger, and gave-though iimsel arehed and thirsty with the dust an ieat of battle-his canteen to his fallei oe. The Confederate raised it eagerl; o his lips with weak and feveris] lanls. In a moment he dashed it fron Lim with an awful imprecation 'ater," ie cried, "and me from Ala ania! You'd d Yankee, wouli ou insult a dying man?' "Young mani," said the General everely, at once grieved for the loss o he water and saddened by the impt ience and impenitenee of the reckles ouug rebel at such a solemn how 'rum has slain its tens of thousands. "Oh, bother!" replied the rebel, point ng to his leg, which had been brokei i a cannon ball. "Run did that did n' t. Yank, I am prepared to die, but no o sully the proud lips of an Alabant :entleiai with that cussed stuff." Gen. Harrison often says lie wonder f that young man recovered. This an edote is vouched for by hundreds o rustworthy witnesses who were no resent. Prohibitionists, make no nii ake! Ben Harrison was always at arnest tenperantce man. Gen. Harrison's favorite book is th, Genealogy of the Harrison family." The General has a quiet fund of hu uor. It was at his suggestion that thi iography was bound in blue and goi -the blue the emblem of the soldiers c ndiana, the gold of the financier c few York. \nti-tobaeeo uiiei will be intereste : know that :n. Harrisoi iieve heCws. lHe tried hard to acq1uire t11 ab it, butt it made himi sick. TVhisi reatly to his ered it. MIothers of Anieri a. ever anlxiouls to keep the filthy weeCt ri-m the lips of your boys, remenmbe his, and mau:ke your husban~ds, birothi rs, lovers remiembier it next Novem~ er. Benl H arrisoni never chews! 'Tis true lie sintokes, but niot to ex ess: and even this vice-for vice tlh enueral is willing to acknowledge it t< >e-is the result of the pioneer habits le tooi early learned to smoke, a aly inideed as5 tihe log cabini camnpaigi f 18-h0. He prefers a corncob, bu makes H{avanas-fromn West Virgn i; -to) mortify the p)urse. Of cider, toc ie is of -ouirse hiereditatrily fondl. venu this dear i(dol hue has east down: Ic is not,. as ha:s been said by his uni erutpuo us pl)Oit ical 0llOpponents, a prou< ian. Quite the contrary. Cl:ret i ood enougnh for himn. I often think, when I hear Genu. Htu ison spoken of as a coldI man, of At: uste Barbuier's line in description : lie great Germuan px>et, Goethe: A brow of marble and a heart of tire. The GbeneraI is not a cold mn. H wha t the English calla "'warmt" uiar successful lawyer, with a profitabi r:-t ice. That is wvhy we expect tha lhe Grangers will cry for himu. Twoi babies were nuamued after Be -harrison before lhe had beeni nomiinat( wo days. There are thousandls oif me n the late forty-fives whose prenomnim nit ials are WV. H. H. I hope thier till be thousands forty years hence wh vill be nlamied after Blue-blood Be-n. How the Processionn Moves. From the Louisville Coumrier-.JournaL. In the presidential election of 187 here were eight states which voted th lemioeratie tieket; in 1876; there weu 'evenlteen den ocratic states; ini 18 here were ni ineteen dlemnocratic st ate: md1( in 1554 there wvere twenty. I s7:2 there were thirty states voting th epublichan ticket, or rejected or st(ole2 n lai there were twenty-one thui -aitegomriedl: in 1880i there were niuneteex mdt in 1884 eighteen. This is the miare >f idestinty. rThe p)eople ha~ve- beent gradually, bu: ts steadily as the hand of fate, regail ng their graspi tupon the govern me: mdi& striking off the shackles to th >a&rty of ring. and muoniopoliesanco Ipiracies of all imuaginable kinuds ag.aimii het pieae,. dignity and welfaLre otf thI latlin. SttIled Him. The Rt ev. Myron Ri eed. of ( olorad< viho ran as lie Demnocratitc( ongre: l:d i-aundbilate in that State t w .ers ago. wasu onc-e in :errupited in th idsOt of a1 pubiie prayer by a man whl hOtezd. "louder :" eedI stoppjed slit-r .tkedi at the initerrupitor, and sat --tilly : ' asn't addressing youi. si: w:as addressing the Ahnuighty.' The wu-roet (ii with his prayr. THE M1551551IPPI COLLEGE. A sttement of Ita Cost and Yearly Expen ditures-IK it a Success ? [(icikZaaw, Miss., Messenger.] We have been handed the following letter written by an intelligent gentle man residing in South Carolina and ad dressed to an old friend who lives in this city, with the request that we an swer the interrogatories therein pro 1 )()t11i ("d l "I)e:r Colonel :-There is much be ! ing said at this time in this State in re gard to an AgriculturalCoilege. The Mis t sissippi Agricultural College is frequent ly referred to. Please give mewhat infor i mation you can with reference to the Mississippi Agricultural College. How much did the college buildings ecost ? How much does the State an e nually appropriate to support the col lege ? Are all students admitted free of tuiti(n? Is the College a success? * * In the report of the Trustees and - President of the College, made to the - Legislature fur the years 1886-7, we find an inventory of the college property appraised November 15th and 16th 1887. Said inventory contains the fol lowing items: College buildings - - $101,050 (N) " land - - - 47,712 50 Farm buildings - - - 10,195 00 i Making a total of - - $158,857 50 f We presume the cost of the building 1 is about as estimated above, but the I valuation of the lands is considerably above its cost. Our opinion is, (and we i have some personal knowledge on the I subject,) the State invested about . $140,000 in lands and buildings, to say - uothing of the creamery, machinery, I stock and farming implements which have been purchased for the college farm, and which cost the State many f thousands of dollars. - The appropriations made by the State s has varied from $96,328 i5-amount allowed 1882-to $22,588, the amount appropriated for 1888, but it is claimed - by the President that the institution cannot be run successfully on less than t $32,500 per annum and this is about the t average sum which has been drawn out of the State Treasury annually since the college has been in operation-eight years. - Heretofore all Mississippi students in attendence have been admitted free of t tuition, but it being discovered that a few favored localities were the principal beneficiaries of the system, the Legisla ture at its last session passed an ap portionment act defining the number of free students each county should be entitled to and providing that all students in excess of the prescribed number from the countyshould pay tuition. The attendance of the College, when the report above referred to was made, numbered 247. Of this number twelve counties furnished 137; eleven :,; eleven 22 ;nine 9; and twenty counti 3 hadl no representation at all. The twelve counties furnishing more than -half the students, are p)roperly classed innong the wealthy counties, and the ryoung gentlemen as a rule the sons of the wealthier citizens of those coun ties; many of whom were tradesmen and professional men, and in no sense -farmers. If the young men thus ed ucated would become farmers, no ob jections to their attendance at the col lege could be urged, but such is not the case. ' Is t he College a success ?" t. Well, that depends entirely upon iwhat constitutes success. If the ex , penlditure of more than $4400,000 of hard t earned tax money, collected fronm the . masses of the people-about $175,000 of - which has been paid as salaries to offi i eers, faeulty and employees, not one of s|whom ever proved himself a success ful farmer-to graduate about fifty or - sixty young men, whose parents were, - in thme imost instances, able to send them f to Yale or Harvard. is a success, then our "Tombstone Industry," is a won derful success. e If in fifty scientific farmier graduates, ,technically trained under the supervi e sion of a President who buys corn to tmun his magnificent prmirie plantation, alnost every year, not a dozen were a ever guilty of degrading (?) themselves 1 by engaging in practical agriculture m after they left the college, thenm, as a I training school to learn boys "how not e to do it," the A. & M. is a remarkable o success. If an investment made by the State, of $77, 739,80 as shown by the report for tihe years 1886O-7 and the receipts from the sale of stock, beef, cattle, butter and farm prodlucts amounted to only 2 $0,874,8.5 for two years, wvhile the ex e penidit ures, including students labor e and salary of Professor of Agriculture, 0 reached the neat little sum of $23,253 69. , could be considered a paying invest 1 mecnt then indeed is the system of "in '2 tenlsive faraming" practiced at our A. & SM. C. a phenomenal success. s The truth is, the Mississippi Indus ,trial 'schiools are gigantic frauds and .1 humnbugs, dIrawing their support from funds(1 that ought to be approp)riated in taid of the free p)ublic schools ; comnpet ing with private educational iustitu ttions of high grade all over the State; e burdensome to the taxpaying masses, - not one of at thousand of whom have tthe mneanls to incur the expense in e cidenit to attending them, and benefi cial ma~inly to the gentlemen who re ceive handsome salaries and that class of peo~ple who are perfectly able finan eilly to take care of themselves. -With this conviction clinging to us, after long years of study, observation eand investigation, we advise those ocomimunities not alre'ady cursed with . s-called( Industrial schools to renounce 1 t he luxury before the iniquitous system -is fastened upon01 them, for they are m practically rich mxen's schools operated atelf1 p%1roducer' xe n YTse. WHY SHE WROTE "QUICK On TI DEAD." MisS Amele Itivew Laughs at the Char Against Her. l"ASTIE IIILL., Albeiarle Coun1 Va., June 30. The lovely young ; thcress of "The Quick or the I)eau and manyother notable brilliant stori, now Mrs. A nelie Rives-Chanler, v, called Upon at her beautiful hon Castle Hill, by a Herald corresponle to-day. She was found walking aer< the lawn wearing a fleecy gown white material, a wide brimmed lh and swinging a parasol in her har Accompanying her were several of 1 pets, including a huge combination mastiff and bull, called "Turk," t terror of tramps; a noble looking ai intelligent collie, a pug with a doul coiled tail and exceedingly puggy fa< and a "little teeney bit" of a bla and tan which could be put in onc pocket. The dogs were racingand juni ing around their young mistress in t highest state of animal glee. The c< mountain breezes, laden with the fi grance of flowers, rustled the leaves the trees, the birds carolled deliglitl melody in their branches, and t daintyprominent figure in the see was gayly chatting and laughing n ri!y with somebody not visible at t instant, but who immediately turn out to be Mr. Chandler. - They are spending the honeymto here, and let it be said to the brid< credit that she has sensibly and intel gently selected her own charni home, where, surrounded by eve condition of happiness, she is thorou ly and quietly enjoying that hont moon after her quiet and unostentatio marriage. With an apology for the intrusir the Herald correspondent broke in < the morning ramble of this you: couple. Beginning with a few m apologies, the visitor called the atte tion of the authoress to a two-colun contribution in an alleged New Yo newspaper, charging ther with p giarism in the production of "'1' Quick or the Dead." Tne article wa: windy attempt to prove that M Amelie Rives' work was a plagiari6 of the novel entitled "Mrs. Lorimei written some years ago by Lucas N1ali The lady was asked what she had say to this new charge. She glanced quickly over the int] duction to the long argument in the called journal, and laughingly said: "You know I have decided not to ply to any charges whatever. This o appears to me even more absurd th usual." "Then, as might be supposed, tht is no shadow of a foundation for i charge?" said the correspondent. "No. No thought of Lucas Male most clever sketch in 'Black and Wli ever crossed my mind in writing 'T Quick or the Dead.' According to tI charge, I have plagiarized from t lives of at least a hundred men a women who have written to me c< cerning this story." "Is it possible!" said the Herald e, respondent in some surprise. "Yes, oquite true. All love stor must be as old as love itself. It is on the different garb in which theyi dressed that nmakes thenm interesting us.', "May I ask, Mrs. Chandler, if r impertinent, your object in 'The Qui or the Dead?" "My object," said the authoress, quitea serious tone andl manner,' 'The Quick or the D)ead' does not set to have been quite recognizedl, even my kindest reviewers. It is to sh< that a wioman loves her husband's so his ego, rather than his body. If tl were not so, Barbara would have giv herself unquestionably to Deering, w was physically the exact rep)roducti of her dead husband." Having received her denial of t charge contained in the New York leged newspaper, and the only ex phn tion she has ever condlescended to gi of "The Quick or the Dead," the H aId correspondent thanked Mrs. Clhat ler, bid adieu to herself and husba and made for the next train. WVhere's Captain Tinmiian? [L. A. R. in Augusta Chronicle ] Some time since Capt. B. R. Tillm challenged Col. J. C. Haskell to m him on the stump in Laurens Couni and discuss politico-agricultural qu1 tions with him. The challenge u promptly accepted, but nothing furth has been heard of the mtatter. It understood that C'olonel Haskell readly for debate wvhenever his adv~ sary names the day. The people Laurens would no doubt be delightl to hear this discussion bet ween t such well known speakers, and doubt the people generally through< the State would be greatly edified. all mecans then let the dlebate be fixi "Ben Hur"-evis'ed Edition. (Kansas City Tinies.] Generat Lew Wallace has b,een lected to write a life of Ben Harri. because lhe wrote "Bent Hur." place of the Ar.?bs and Egyptian" of: former elever story Lew is exlpeetedl throw in a few Chinamen. A Stirring Evangetist. [From Life.] Mrs. Johnsing-"D)ar am a mnigh pow'ful preacher down at de chiu' Cicely; yo' ough ter come hear'im."' Mrs. Yallerby-"What he d< preach on yest'day?" Mrs. Johnsing-"I disremnembier jl now, but, 0 Lordy! how lie can j holler an' tonmp." IE HISTORY OF THE TARIFF. The Effect that the Protective Idea haS hai , on American Trade and Commerce. [TIhoas G. Sh)erman in the Standard. ' 175)-Aholltion :of all luter-Stat u tarifls and reduction of State tariffs o foreign goods, follo'wedl by rapid in ' "rease of p)rosl)irity. 15cS-I solute prohibitiou of all in ' portatic)ns, followed by un1iversal 1i6 ut a ' Utaster. s 1809)-Repeal of prohibition, followet ot by renewal of prosperity. at 1812-The tariff doubled and all im portations stopped by the war. Result er hard times over the whole country general supension of banks and suel e sull'riug inl New England that seces dsion vas threatenced. Ie 1S1(-A protective tariff adopted-ii somie things higher than that of 181) k :tlhough in some things lower. Thi was the first tariff which was frame< l all through upon the principle of pre 1e teetion. The Protectionists themiselve always say that it was followed b a- great depression of trade. of 181S-This tarifflIade still more pro ul tective ; and t he Protectionists alway ic refer to the year 1819 as one of grea le disaster. r- 1824-A higher tarifl, followed b) ie great depression in the protected man d ufactures, and certainly without on cent of increase in wages. u1 1828-A very high protective tarifi s inmuediately followed by hard times ii 1i- 1829, and low wages so long as thi ig tariff existed. 1832-No "free trade" at all, but h- slight reduction of the tariff; followet J- by im.provement in business. Us 1833-A gradual reduction of thi tariff, leaving it still so high that al n, enormous surplus accumulated in th n treasury, which was distributed amon: 1g the States in 1837. This distributioi re was immediately followed by the fa 1n- ous panic of 1837, which was the di m reet result of wild land speculation al k over the country, brought about large a- lp by the surplus. e 1842-Protective tariff restored, fol 'a lowed by one year (1843) of the great ss est stagnation of business ever known m while during the whole existence o this . tariff farm wages were cut dowi :t. about one-half from what they hat t been even after the panic of 1837, a( wheat, corn and cotton sold at price - disastrous to farmers and planters o- Good times and fat profits for iron cotton and woollen mill-owners e- bad times for every one else. ne 1846-The tariff cut down by abou m11 one-half. Result, an immense increas in commerce and shipping, a rapid in re crease in manufactures, unprecedente< bIe prosperity in agriculture, and the los rapid advance in wages ever known i1 's the history of the Country, before o lie 1857--Evei ilder the low tariff o in184'; the revenue had becomue excessiv bet and( a surpilus accuin ulated. In orde ud to get rid of this surplus the tariff wa 'I- reduced in .July ; but in September, be fore the new tariff coiuld have the leas r- etreet, the short panic of 1857 occurret as the result of another wild land spec es u lation, combhined partially with th [Y failure oif crops. By 1858, however, al re mnost the whole efreet of the panic haa to passed1 away, anid in 1859) and 1840 agri culture, commerce and manufacture ot were all more prosperous than the; eever had been before. 1861-A protective tariff constant!; ini in creasing until until 1867. A ceordin; ini to Protectionist logic the result was ou 'mi terribile civil war, because this, as 'y umatter of fact, immediately followel 'w the niew tariff . For more than a yea .l, after the adoptioni of this p)rotctiv is tariff the business of the country wu eni ini a fearfully dlepressedl condition. ho 18;4-TaritY raised 50 11cr cent. Man hi ufacturers make fortunes for thire years. Wages, ini gold, lower thia: lie ever. - 186 7-(reat increase in tariff on woo SResult, imnmediate slaughter of 400,00 e sheep, reduction of wooil product, an r- ruin of manyv woollen factories. Th dyears 1867, 1808 andI 180$) were period id of great depression ini business, and ei piecially in imnufactures. In 1868 th Protect ion ists themselves declared thu there were more unieumployed1 w(orkme than had ever before been known. 1870-Slight reduction in the tani anl and conisiderable reduction in taxi et tion generally. As a result business in y, p)roved considerably. But, the tani es being still maintained in all its prote< 'as tive features, the great panic of 1873 er mer sued4, which was far worse than tb panie of 1857, and which lasted fc i miore than five 'imzes as long a perio< er~- F romt Septenmber, 1873, until Januar3 of 1979, the business of the country we ed lmore depressed, andl more laborers wem o driven out of enmploymuent than mnan no previouis period (if the country's histor3 t So far from there being "twenty-seve Byears of p)rosperity" unuder the last pr d-tcetive tariff, fully half of that tinme he been a p)eriodl of cxtraordiuary busi ness depression, especially marked b falling wages aiid the wholesale di: charge of laborers from emuploymien This was especially the case in 18f: 1867, 1868, 1809, 1578, 1874, 1875, 187' . 1877 and 1878. 1883-Pretended reduction, but ret increase in tariff. Wages cut dow everywhere ini factories and mine: Great panie of May, 1884, leaving d< pression for t wo years. IThe most extraordinary facet abot it this whole story is that men of seun *h, vho have lived through the fearful p rnod of depression, extending from 183 ane to 1879, when, for the first time, legi lation against "tramups'' was nleedem ist should yet listen gravely to the asse: us' tion of Protectionists that nothing ~needed to secure prosperity except ju S..f - such a high tarif las we have now an had then. 110W THE CONSUMER PAYS. [ From thr" Indianapolis News.] Here is the way the tariff works i more instances than one : A New Yor workingman wanted to buy a sewir machine for his wife, and after tryir many settled on one that cost $70. Th is what followed "A friend engaged in the export bus ness. knowing of my want, then can to my aid, and with the following r sult : He ordered one of the machin I wanted sent to one of his ships fore: port to Mexico. After it had been pi on hoard I sent an expressman for i took it home, unpacked it from the ver nice box which contained it, and whic must have cost considerable, set it u myself, and it was soon at worl When the bill came there was a di count of 530 per cent. and I paid for ti: same article, with the addition of t: box, which we utilized in a way thi housekeepers use, $:.." ' The query naturally arises, who gel this difterence ? The actual expense < the machine is $12. If we assume thi the diflerence between $12 and $35 enough for profit and reward to tbb patentee, why should a tariff comp the citizen to pay $70 for an America article that a foreigner can buy for $:. and all the while Protectionists pr tend that it is the difference in wag< that makes a tariff necessary. ANOTHER BABEL. The Elifel At Three Hundred Feet-A Tr< n.endoa Pyrauib. The Eifitel tower, now 300 feet higi is the sensation of the hour in Paris. 1 George Price, a Paris reporter, gives ti: following account of the-work and i L builder: M. Eiffel lives in a pretty house i Rue Prosny, furnished and decorate int a delightful.fashion, which sugge: the artist rather than the enginee Eiffel is a man of from forty to fort, five years, rather under the averar height; his hair is gray, his eyes brigh his expression quiet and pleasant. Or feel at once that lie is persistent rath< than enthusiastic. In his triumpl over difficulties, thought and math, iatical precision have done the worl M. Eiffel gave me a card which entitle I me to visit the tower. After a visit, must admit that, considering the stron doubts I once held, upon mesthet grounds, as to the advisability of th Eiffel tower, the impression made upo me by the reality was altogether une: pected. I cannot say whether it wi be handsome, but I am certain that will be superb. It is impossible to d, scribe the effect of this gigantic sea folding of iron in geometric design, t1i whole forming a tremendous pyramni It is majestic, impressive, and yet s r light that from a distance the effe< against the sky is that of a grand sp der's web. I walked back and fort under these great arches, feeling ver small. I looked on with such amaz< ment that I scarcely noticed a bolt< iron which fell like a bullet from tlI heights above upon someC sheet iron: my feet. "It was 3530 steps5 up to tihe first pla form, by an easy staircase. Neverthy less I was glad to hold on to a fin: hand-rail. The first platform is in yet entirely finished. In parts roug boards bridge the space fromi beam1 beanm; through the cracks you can s< the earth below. I walked cautious. along, andI was glad to reach a sp where a solid brick floor held nie u: rIn the center of the platform is inmiense opening not yet p)rovidled wit rrailings. Peering over the edge, I cou see the workmen below, looking lii b)eetles. Around the outside tower Srailroad runs, bringing beamis, she iron anid other material. Above o1 heads 164) workmen hammiered at h Crivets, and tile four giant corner pos stretchled skyward. The view is mia nificent. Up I go again, by a wind ii staircase, to the top of the highe Sbeam, held in place merely by claim Tile wind whistles through thle sci Cfolding so that we haveY to hold 01 Shats. But we discover a splend panorama. Paris lies in sunlight our feet, with shining domes, the who Sveiled in a mist which deepens on tI adistant hills. The Seine looks like ti motion less glass used to imitate wat on big relief maps; the A rch of Triumi Slooks like a paper-weight, the obeli~ Slike a needle, and the Vendeme colunr Tlike its case. Yet we are only :300 fe high, a third of the way up that is to 1 'I got back to ground strongly ii Spressed. To those who scoff at ti *Eiff'el tower I have now but one a swe?r: Go; and see it." Harrison at Atlanta. [A Bloody Shlirt B3iographler.] It was at Peachtree creek that Col Snel Harrison won the profane and fie. Sapproval of the hlot-blooded Fightiu Joe Hooker. While waiting with I , men in reserve Harrison sa'w a detac ment of Hood's forces comling towa: .him. The crest of a hill was betwe< them. Harrison saw instantly tiiat would not do to wait and receive t] attack at the foot of the hill. Witho an order he assunmed the responisibilii of charging his reserves up tihe hill meet tile rebels half wvay. This w done withl so much impetuosity au courage that the rebecls were sharp rep)ulsed. It was for thbis that Gener Joe Hooker roaredI out to Harrison aft it wvas over: "By-, sir, I will ha vonuumade Brigadier-General for this Paradoxical but True. , The man who is looking for son: -thling to) do rarely finds anything, b s if lie is willing to do anythling hle c: it alway tind snmething. d SUICII)E STATISTICS. The Hate per 100,000 in the Big Cities of IE the World. I1 i [From th. New York Sun.] g "Here is a statement which shows g the suicide rate per 100,000 inhabitants * is in some of the prominent cities. I don't think New York fares very badly." i- )r". Nagle handed the reporter the h e statkment, as follows: fil Rate per Relative 100,000 Order. New York........................12.59 12 t Philadelphia..................... 8.03 15 ti Brooklyn. .5.47 16 1 b , Boston.............................11.03 131 y San Francisco..................37.6.5 2 h Baitimore............ 5.42 17 e London...........................9.34 14 t< P Berlin.............................27.44 5 p Vienna.............................31.67 3 Copenhagen......................29.75 4 e Geneva ............................38.21 1 si Buenos Ayres.................. 4.43 18 al e (lasgow.......................... 2.37 20 t Edinburgh.........................3.05 19 Aberdeen..........................1.93 21 a Stockholm ........................19.07 8 b; Brussels...........................24.28 6 b Havre..............................23.00 7 f t M adrid.............................16.92 9 s Melbourne.......................16.74 10 b e Calcutta............................13.50 11 ci ;1 "The city which had by far the great- a n est rate of suicide," continued Dr. Na 2 le, "was Gera, in Germany, whicht - presented the enorm ous rate of 92,01 per s 100,000 inhabitants, or pretty nearly t one man in a thousand. I received no in formation to account for this. Neither d4 do I understand why the rate of suicide tl in San Francisco, in our country, is so large. The low rate in Scotland is re- f i, markable. 5l [. "Writers have claimed that there n; e have been epidemics of suicide in for- s .s eign countries, but I have never been t able to find any trace of such a thing ti n in this city. A table of the proportion P1 d of the suicidal deaths to the total popu ;t lation of the city since 1804 shows that T r. the rate rises or falls year by year in ac- ai cordance with laws, doubtless, but laws e which we do not yet understand. The ti t, highest rate of suicide we have ever - e had was in 1805, when there was one 01 r suicide to every 3,017 inhabitants. This b< s rate gradually lowered until 1812, when ti: there was one suicide in every 20,367 inhabitants. The very next year came q d a fearful drop to one suicide in every fa 1 9,507 of the population. The lowest fa g proportionate number of suicides was hi .c in 1804, when there was one suicid to cl e 23,827 people. In 1874, right after the n great financial panic, the suicides were sc - more in number than at any time for w it forty years-one in every 5,515 people." 01 It 0o A LESSON IN GRAMMAR. at f- ss e What to say Inetea of What is Not to be i. Said. il 0 -m .t [Boston Evening Transcript.] r i- se b Careless habits of speech are among ei the prominent faults of our young c people, even those young people a who have advantages of schools and d. intelligent home surroundings.Rcg tnizing this the professor of English literature at Wellesley College has t- prepared a list of "words, phrases and F expressions to be avoided," from which the young (and old) readers will re >ceive many serviceable hints : h Guess, for suppose or think. . i, o arrange or prepare.t Rideanddrive, interchangeably (Americanism.) . 5 Real as an adverb, in expressions A real good, for really or very good, etc. h Sonme or any, in an adverbial sense ; n h e. g., "I have studied some," for some-a 1what. - t A"I have not studlied any, for at all. aSome ten days, for about ten days. 5 tNot as I know, for not that I know. r Storms, for it rains or snows mode >trately. Try an experiment; for make an ex-0 p)erimlenIt. h Sing~ular subject with contracted plu- k trad verb; e. g., "She don't skate well." n Plural pronoun with singular ante cedlent: "Every man or wvoman should rdo their duty" ; or, "If you look any one d tagh in the face, they will fiinch. t Expect, for suspect.g eFirst-rate, as an adverb. Nice indiscriminately. (Real nice may be doubly faulty.) oHad rather, for would rather. h Had better, for would better. b ~k Right away, for immediately. d * Party, for person. f et Promise, for assure. .Posted, for informed. t IPost-graduate, for graduate. t S Depot, for station. f Stopping, for staying. Try and do, for try to do. t Try and go, for try to go. Cunning, for small, dainty. Cute, for acute. c Funny, for odd or unusual. t '- Above, for foregoing, more than or 'y beyond. t g Does it look good enough, for well a is enough. s '- Somebody else's, for somebody's else. *d Like Ido,for aslIdo. "n Not as good as, for not so good as. it Feel badly, for feel bad. a ie Feel good, for feel well. it Between seven, for among seven. :y Seldom or ever, for seldom if ever, or to seldom or never. w~ Taste and smell of, when used transi (1 tively. Illustration: We taste a dish Ly which tastes of pepper. al More than you think for, .for more er than you think. le These kind, for this kind. -" Nicely, in response to an inquiry for health. Healthy, for wholesome. e- Just as soon, for just as lief. ut Kind of, to indicate a moderate de mn gree. The matter of, for the matter with. VANISHED INTO THIN AIR. eniarkable Story of the Disappearance of a Corpse in Ohio. From the San Francisco Examiner.] On the morning of the 14th day of ugust, 1872, Charles J. Reid, a young an of twenty-five years, living at _ enia, Ohio, fell dead while walking ross the dining room in his father's use. The family consisted of his ,tber, mother, two sisters and a usin, a boy of fifteen. All were present at the breakfast Lble when Charles entered the room, -t instead of taking his accustomed at near the door by which he had itered, passed it and went obliquely ward one of the windows with what irpose no one knows. He had passed the table but a few eps when he fell heavily to the floor id never again breathed. The body was carried into a bedroom, id, after vain efforts at resuscitation the stricken family, left lying on the d with composed limbs and covered ce. In the meantime the boy had en hastily dispatched for a phys an, who arrived some twenty minutes 'ter the death. He afterward remen red as an uncommon circumstance rat when he arrived the weeping lations-father, mother and two sis rs-were all in the room out of which e bed-room door opened, and that the or was closed. There was no other to e bed-room. This door was at once opened by the ther of the deceased, and as the phy ian passed through it he observed the rid outlines of the body under the teet that had been thrown over it, and e profile was plainly discernible under ie facecloth, clear cut and sharp' as afiles of the dead seem always to. be. e approached and lifted the cloth. [ere was nothing there. He pulled vay the sheet. Nothing. The family had followed him into Le room. At this astonishing discovery if so it may be called-they looked at ie another, at the physician, at the d, in speechless amazement, forget ag to weep. A moment later the three ladies re mired the physician's care; all had inted and fallen to the floor. The ther's condition was but little better; stood in a stupor, muttering inarti lately and staring likean idiot. Having restored the ladies to con iousness the physician went to the indow-the only one the room ha ening upon a garden. It was locked the inside, with the usual fastening tached to the bottom bar of the upper sh and engaging with the lower. No inquest was held-there was noth gto hold it on; but the physician and any others who were curious as to this markable occurrence, made the most arching investigation into all the rcumstances. but without result. arles J. Reid was dead and "gone, d that is all that is known to thi A ONCE FAMOUs BEAUTY. r.t Public Appearance in Many Yearsr of Kate Chase. [From the Baltimore American.] Some days ago, ian afternoon recep n was given by the wife and daugh- - rs of Mr. A. B. Mullet, formerly pervising architect of the treasury. ong the ladies receiving with the stess was Mrs. Kate Chase, as she w calls herself-the once famous and ways beautiful Kitty Chase. It was ec first time she had appeared at any cial gathecring in Washington for ~any years, and this woman, who 1fif n years ago ruled Washington society it never was ruled before or since, as not personally known to one-fourth the guests present. Beside her stood er daughter Ethel-a slim, indefinite nd of a girl, possibly to be pretty, but ver to be as handsome as her mother. As for Mrs. Kate Chase, her beauty of that noble sort that age cannot ither nor custom stale. Besides she -- a woman who has passed through eat storns without letting them agi Lte her u..luly. She is now nearly years old, but she looks ten younger. e has lost the first brilliancy of youth il complexion, but she can't help ing superb and distinguished. In the y of her power she was intensely ared and admired, but never inspired ~seem to try to inspire affection, so at the animosity she awakened on e part of those who saw her for the st time in many years assisting at a rty was of a critical kind. No doubt is suited her quite as well, because ity is something she always disdained. She is no longer rich, and inherits ief Justice Chase' financial inabili es in a marked degree. .The sum of hat she has now is the small coupe nee left her by her father, who lived d died a poor man. Whatever claim e had upon'Canonchet is worth noth g now, and this woman, who could der twenty-two gowns with all acce )ries from Paris not many ye~&C rid repeat the order whene rshe felt e it, appeared the other day in the -plest kind of a black costume. But was nevertheless elegant and appro ate, because it couldn't be anything ie with Kitty Chase as its wearer. e always had a perfect genius for oths, and her striking beauty gained ifet from the style in which she essed. When Belva Eules. When Belva takes herlofty place To rule this migt nation, "'he cow will fiy wit ease and grace, -- "'he mule have whiskers on his fae The hog start conversation.