The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, September 28, 1921, Image 2
It's a Scream!
THE ORIOLE
By Booth Tarkington
41 Herbert Atwater and Henry
Rooter, each thirteen, received
a printing press. That was the
genesis of a journalistic enter
prise. Just why the name "Oriole"
was selected for the newspaper
is not clear; certainly not out of
sentiment for the distant city of
Baltimore nor for any interest in
birds. But every journal must have
a name and "Oriole" seemed
good to the budding editors.
C Imagine the trouble and the
ludicrous complications which
arose from a medium of publcity
in the hands of two Irght lads
who Fuffered from no censorship
and whose watch word was truth
- to-) much truth for some of the
residciiti of the community.
SThin; , happ'-ned with great
rapidaiy, pec2y after the young
p:op rietr determinmed to exclude
H;rbert's cousin Florence from
the enterprise,and that young miss
withcqui d:termnination decided
she would have a finger in it.
IC Did Florence succeed in join.
ing the taff? Indeed she didl
She got something on the editors
and she hedl it over their heads
direfully, with the result that she
became the whole thing onThe
Oriole and the erstwhile bosses,
rueful and unwilling, her hired
men.
41 With The Oriole completely
dominated by feminism, it be
comes the funniest story you have
ever read.
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DISTRIBUTORS
Clinton, S. C.
Pains
..: Were
Terrific
Read how Mrs. Albert
Gregory, of t. F. D. No.
I, Bluford, Ill. got rid of
her ills. ''During ...I g
was awfully weak...
* My paiins wcre terrific. I gl
thought I would die. The
Sbearmng-down pains were
Sactually so severe I could
* not stand the pressurc of
m ny hand:; on the lower
gg part of my stomach .
SI 'imply felt as it lEfe was
H for but a C.ort time. My t
husndS)t~ was worried . .
S()ne evening, while read- ~
in" the Birthday Alma
n n~c, ne .came across r. O
ca'e :;mu lar to mine, and g
Swint straig(ht for some
fCardui for ime to try.
_ TAKE
-thfu:lly and
- irs.GJreg~ory.
- d to yet bet
iy Ills left m,
nt thirouigh ..
furiber trouble,
bhy wast fat and
- once muore aC
Urty, can walk
.vuh 44 years old, feel
lke a ne w prrson. All I
owe to Cardui." Fore
mnaniy yr'rs Cardul has ""g
[been found helpful in
?~Uwhen run down by dis.
ruorders peculiar towi women
Take
Cardui
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MT. OLIVE 10) YEARS AGO *
By. W. 1. V. *
*
* * * * * * * * * * * * * 4
i'iicle John Knight, who I, flow In
hI.S eight y-lIifth year pIo0SVSss a god
n (iory of things tra iintiiig balL((Ck in
his early ift. 11c was bornit and Irviiiiea
wher he-4 Il now% r.(side's, just across thet
l~arl from n the clirch-v . lif( loves lo
ta!k of event.;!hat ! -ppeed beforte
aill dling the War ItwI!n the
Stai 1s, anIdi has a vivitd r!olletlion of*
in nyv thinws hanldid <lwn Io hini frin
hJi.-; -ar n lla d their conltvrnpor-aries-,
IIInAh of whIlli Is fnow history of I s
'taon of 1turens coity.
Tht f ill.: Ia lyI t -:t- r d
a h.. ;1 1 w %v ~ (hN ; o.
tliath- 1lh. y tr at a fil
une~~~ "nn .~t i' in a' fnIly
10:, hIlt
uI 'W 1 -1 L - .
na~ ('cc *I
- I .\ In hit
i ~ ~ ~ ~ t t flrl l.vl Ito
a I iuli will, it i.
n't . h" :v'r. Tuils htous;e
ait otf lrge ;-n lo's
ca elb \If. JAIba 11. Culhivrt
.\f'-r living on this farm, clearing
atlltivating the land, a few year.s
.\r. I-ore .l . (for this is the liasr
(if our .: ib ject) sold his place to "Sk
ner" Sin iith ani hotight another -
tation fart her til) the river a' -'
I arn ford incluiding the good
power at that place. After
homie and stttling (lown th - -
gan developing the w it.-:
putting lp a sav iill,
thre-4shing inac-hiner~y.Th,
we are inforinld, was the.
ol' the lise of, ti: iiiil oltt it? c(W.'.
industrial pulrpose: . Solinei you. :
tor this .\r. Joel d!i(.l andi hi. bomdy
wats iltriel on a hit ii uff jii.!t above
the mtill sit at:; W en- al.to veral oth
er toenhor~sof hi.- an!y
I' lt:t ei : ol~ a ter fth c bi h of :,
-Jo-e hi.- :,ro v-ity v arn, i Alto . mt - ne
ia c l: ofI 0,1 it iclui di 'f ih - V% 'Ir
icn)we r was~ boughi lt by 1I (' lib. -on &
el:hind .Iuo !tett i tlour and i.A
n]ill In if h. i e t.-t id t. (if I cLf . -ta
who fi., nfc-knownc ac i n- .\I l .fifnic
xhill.a 11 ~ ~~i
.m r. JAll. rlted a ( ilyl~ of .- :ral
a :1 (it v.1c14):1t a 1 . i I if
a i ' w . : ti.t 4 . t , Ii I. .\ i I a ni:
. iih Kni i ni i - .~ ndf iilat t i
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t )li h :. a I ' hw I ti b ' i i1
. I t , i r I .L . a l fIi' c .- i
It Innl. ~ .\l . t.la ~ lcs I -t icn, a -fi r i
hcrto t u t at hariet toc
a t . b ../.- an nvn-a l
- . * ;cc
1c -
Iei a h n 2 \lr -. J.it. ' -
*-pa ala .nrs with sandwi4h
Jni.te w \ sitedU in 11Serig b
.'.-.- .; - .f. av lc i p thei paS-c
tort nil the veist.ivturlh liundcayf
aftrn ' W. order I' to -' r tirn toh icth
i nary andc he I i ctrn.p l tehs Siourse.
ict cit buti i joe. Wattsl hat. wonl the
I. t i ifitit * * il tI I lltt. el I' in V i , t
,Dr. and Mrs. hIarrison and James,
Jr., of Buffalo, visitedl .rs. '11. 1. 1iig
gin1s anld I. T., jr., at .\r. .1. .. itfig
gins' Sunday.
.iss Audry Franks left last week
to take training in one of the leading
Iospitals inl North Carolina.
.lMrs. A. It. Ilollines anrd hilbren, aid
.lMrs. W. A. Thonas a. ent to Aloores
S dIal to 0 VIit .lr1. and .\rI I .S .
Tho11nas.
.\ rs. Sainne ii n 11111 tonid was Icalled
lo the1! bedsiti of her Mathe r, .lr. CII
bort.,ii, at \\at(iroo, last week, wino
was, vvr. ickc.
.\r. and .Mrs. lioni nrrs , p(-nt Stil.
IaY wNith Al i. 0. P. -' o h-'o r, wln is
raiddly ;:.471iin sti-rn ilth ft.rI h141r r*(
-'1nt illne3Qs.
.\It:. C. I, \\'ilurp, Alt's. ('. 1). ( ,
J. W. .john ong aid .\lr. ()the o
l'y e luotorfed o r to l'Ion lm
u. yand .&Iv wi td ih ill n 'v
A .lr-9. T. 1'. liai nty.
li.3h 1th \3artin', of ()raI 11nd
\4 V. L i* :. of o.., I
I Il y hor briht di I o n w. 11
T1!o
a oli : to i M. happy e i
REA
Minter (
Annount
We have mac
had confidence ir
and already all c(
the rise in cotton.
you are buying y
N
Not that you will
much better selection
take of waiting later
\TN
i
-,h IrI s \ev t, i l c
r i . n . .. . .
MinterI
their oartIest coigIatulatIons. They
lft linnv(liattely oil a bridal trilp to
New York uid otiler northern citeH,
ater willch they will e 1) a ho i to
thelir inany frifenI In laffiey, whero
.rl. Wilins I1.n 1in the IIercanltile IbIu i
ne01iS- M.. is a graduate or Vleurn1ia
111(1 ersiy anI t youn g ra1111n 1r inu lked
by all who know 111111.
TOO0
LATE
Death only a matter of ahort time,
Don't waic unstil pains and aches
become incurable diseases. Avoid
painful consequences Jby taking
GOLD MEbAL
Tho world'-; rtia idard rirmedy for kilney,
liver, bladdl-r ind uric add tr-->ubi? -the
National [R.r!etn ly of IICA,)ia mo 1 06.
Guarantei.ed. hrlo i,.: , ll dr. -i-t-.
Look for the nam,- (;,..A M..,: r.- crery box
L2 ;:.r.. :ab nioU
DY F
BUShI
.'s Cash
,e the Arrival c
le preparations for
the stability of the
)tton goods have adi
When you trade I
aur goods as cheap a
OW IS A GOOD
be unable to get goods la
, for you have the whole
expecting to buy for less
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SPECIAL PRICE ON
NEW COVERS FOR FORD TOPS
New Cwer With Two Plate Glass Lights,
Put On $10.00
-.5 PER? CENT WAR TAX
EXTRAS
New Pads, per set . $2.50
Bars I'e-covered .. 2.00
Ford Door Covers, put on set . 8.75
Side Curtains, Set.. 8.59
We Do All Kinds of Trimming Work
and Paint Cars.
SATl ISI'ACTI ION GUARANTE E'D
BRAMLnETT & BABB
Laurens, S. C.
OR FALL
NESS
Department Store
of Their Big Fall Stock
a GREAT FALL BUSINESS. We
market and bought heavily for Fall,
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,aicteu consimeramiy In Keeping witn
iere you may have confidence that
.s the market affords.
TIME TO BUY
ter on in the season, but that you can make a
stock to select from. Don't make the mis
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